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# The poster of the soundtrack of the movie

eyewithouttiger
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:22, archived)
# SINGS
It's the...
(Smudger, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Hehe
*sniggers*
TJ: for some reason I am drinking Pimms & made this
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Ooh, it's like a series now
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
previously
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:19, archived)
# pfft
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Dear god...

Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:21, archived)
# pffttthehftf
das silly
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:26, archived)
# BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:27, archived)
# meanwhile back at the front of the building...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:19, archived)
# I like this a lot
woo and yay

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:20, archived)
# what has 8 legs and a big black cunt?




the A-team

my favorite of all the cunt jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:21, archived)
# this one is still my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:24, archived)
# What's black and doesn't work?


Half of London.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:35, archived)
# thats just nasty!
pffftttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:21, archived)
# I think...
you shopped out a horse cock. Tell me it's true. Tell me you zoomed in on that little guy and gave a horsey sex change.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:35, archived)
# *meep*
BUSTED! how could you tell you fine purveyor of horsemeat you?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Wow
Good skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Awww how cute
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:14, archived)
# eeep!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)
# is that a massive panther
or do you action men get dipped in ketchup?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:16, archived)
# or
are you just pleased to see me?
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:22, archived)
# Want to see a big pussy?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Vampire Fluff :D
Woo & Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Science and Bees!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:13, archived)
# silly bee
all that will do is make (hot) runny honey
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)
# hurrah for science!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)
# this makes me happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:17, archived)
# *desktops it*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:18, archived)
# cheers
Couldn't get thatcher to interface properly with the dalek, so went for another option.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:25, archived)
# You can't get betterer :)
Lulliness
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Chez

Che-oscar
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Excelllent.
*clicks*

Well worth the extra L.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Vive la Peppers.
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)
# run... faster...
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(Bogbean, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# You see, there is definitely a Millenium Domo joke available.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:59, archived)
# *cough*
millennium
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Don't talk daft,
that would spoil the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:08, archived)
# everytime you kill a kitten
a cross country runner masturbates
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)
# But everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten...
... so you're killing the kitten, which makes a cross country runner masturbate...

... but then they'll kill the kitten, which will make them or another cross country runner masturbate...

Oh Em Gee! There'll be kitten guts and cum everywhere!
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:04, archived)
#
cum Paula Radcliffe's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Yes,
she is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:08, archived)
# I think that's more or less how a nuclear meltdown works.
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:14, archived)
# !
(dognutz, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:29, archived)
# The one on the left, who looks a bit like Kirsten Dunst
has a suspicious bulge in her pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:05, archived)
# The one on the right has spacked legs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Any requests?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:43, archived)
# A dalek and margret thatcher playing bondage sex games
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:44, archived)
# sponges fighting to the death
over the love of plankton
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:45, archived)
# STUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)
#
                                        things.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:48, archived)
# A leper leprechaun leaping over lapdancers
(A Hospital Carpark, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)
# The Archbishop of Canterbury
bashing a bishop
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Yes.
Don#t do this. I hate it when he does it, it is just a threadwaste and, frankly, apart from his rather excellent, if a little familiar, scorpian and crab series I just don't get his work.

If they were sexy children then people would be up in arms (and quite rightly), yet he seems to thing that drawing tits on a squirrel is acceptable. well why is it?

Fucking squirrels is perverse and I can't see why people want to look at pictures of voluptuous rodents.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Hedgehogs, on the other hand . . .
Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)
# with great hairy nutsacks
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# he doesn't need to draw sexy children
because they all are naturally anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Are you saying that squirrels aren't sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:04, archived)
# I'm more of a pigeon fancier
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Racy pigeons eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:29, archived)
# not really a fan of his furry stuff either
but some of his more humourous works are quite charming...

"What are you playing on that tambourine?"

"Strauss"
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Yes, I agree,
he is very talented and has a great anti-humour streak, but he does post a shit 'If you are nice to me I'll post a cartoon in a bit, minions' thing and insist on spamming the board with what are essentially variations on a theme which are for sale on eBay to yiffers.

Sequential art was okay, but the whole 'who wants to see Kat and Scarlett in the bath' thing makes me want to shoot a clergyman in the foot and call him marjoram.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)
# SILENCE!


carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:21, archived)
# YES!!...FUCK YES!!

I'm fucking sick of seeing tits on [insert animal]


Sh*thouse - Freakshow FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:44, archived)
# DRAW SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)
# and this
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# and BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)
# argh!
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(Bogbean, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:43, archived)
# that is worrying
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:45, archived)
# ohhhhhhh errrrrr
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
# I find it alarming that this image looks like a bloke I know called Mike.
I think because of the distortion, rather than despite it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# take that you dirty tree... ugh... ugh... ugh

soz for bandwagoning, im pizzed off...
i had to upload an assignment to my uni's web thingy by 23:55, but my computer did a mega-fucklord crash (proper term) and i didnt get it working til 11:15 (hadn't even started the assignment tbh) - so i handed it in late... and its utter shite!, which means my antipodean lecturer is going to bum me like this tree!
(A Hospital Carpark, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:37, archived)
# hmm
please play along:
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pantomime&action=history
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:39, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:05, archived)
# "we can tell our grandchildren that we saw McKellen's Twankey and it was huge"
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:13, archived)
# INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:39, archived)
# which one?
(A Hospital Carpark, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:42, archived)
# what big eyes you have
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(Bogbean, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:33, archived)
# They're going to grow up to be stunners!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:34, archived)
#
stunners hunters
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:37, archived)
#
hunters Huntley's
(A Hospital Carpark, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:38, archived)
# that is far too creepy for this time of night
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:34, archived)
# What do you mean, what am I doing back on b3ta?
I have been back for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheesey Pineapple Hedgehog Dome
Snack Dome

(my first ever post - hello!)
(moogal has eggs, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:28, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Ooooh hello!
What a lovely dome. Welcome to b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:29, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace! Pull up a kitchen...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:31, archived)
# and chop a pear.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:32, archived)
# cracking first post
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:32, archived)
# *picks off cheese . . .
doesn't continue with the rest of the typing as this bit amuses me*

The End.


Hello, and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:32, archived)
# hehehe
and you rememembebered the pineapple - 10 on 10
(A Hospital Carpark, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:32, archived)
# it's bindun but without the pineapple,
so this is better!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:32, archived)
# ^yes, this!^
Welcome etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Hooray!
Edible dome bits.
and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:32, archived)
# bidun
woo and welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:33, archived)
# yummy yum yum !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaarggh!
Teh suicide pineapple.
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:35, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Woo!
Cheese and pineapple on sticks is what makes a social gathering a party.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I appreciate that most of you probably don't share my enthusiasm
for the weekend's sporting delights, but have this anyhoo...

And now I think I shall get some sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:22, archived)
# hooray for spuds!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:24, archived)
# nite nite!
that picture is full of glee

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Subliminal messaging via rugby!
*buys cake*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Yeah,
'cos you needed your arm twisting, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Yes!
Well not really, cos I am a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:29, archived)
# I am planning to watch it all!
(may only be the england games)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Are you Welsh?
I'm looking forward to a weekend of rugby and getting pissed.


and SPUDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:26, archived)
# I'm mongrel Welsh
Though I'm not kidding myself, we're going to get stuffed on sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Boo for bans.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Precisely :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:31, archived)
# yay for
bukkake spuds
(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:40, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:41, archived)
# pissed self portrait...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Woo!
pissed portraits are allways good*

*may not be true - but this one is
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:19, archived)
# heh
that had me thinking "do a self portrait in piss"

:D

I already did a self portrait but I think I've posted it enough on here :D

and I like the picture :D if I was pissed I'd manage to stab myself with the pencil
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Brilliant
It reminds me so much of you :)

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:20, archived)
# *hugs*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Cunt face.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:24, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Big meanie
*looks fierce*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:26, archived)
# It's the bob that does it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:10, archived)
# mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:15, archived)
# ahhhh
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:15, archived)
# mmmmmmmhmhmhmmm YES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:17, archived)
# oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:19, archived)
# bisto!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:20, archived)
# You've been staring at Domestos bottles for too long again
I thought I told you not to do that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:10, archived)
#
staring atguzzling vigorously
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:11, archived)
# I have yet to do the wording.
I just saw the wee blip and was thinking 'garden dome' and 'secon dome' and I thought 'why not'?

I am not sure what to change really, so I just posted the fucker as is. It's a shite compo anyhoo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:12, archived)
# It's alright, I'm a bit short of ideas though
I'm off to bed
night all
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Oh noes... someone should warn him...
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(Bogbean, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# sSSSSSssssss~~~~~<
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
oops, caps -- bugger!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)
# the beatles have split up?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)
# there's a what
in the where now?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:21, archived)
# She did it for her country, bless her.

It's either the Mysterons, Spontaneous Human
Combustion, or just one photocall too many
that pushed her over the edge.
Click here for a 315k nice and clear Quicktime version
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Please tell me you just lifted this from BBC News
Please

You deserve a click anyway fine sir!
(g256, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# it's true
the queen finally saw the light and did her bit for the nation by blowing herself and Philip up so as to protect the wildlife of Windsor.
As a bonus she took all the major world leaders with her.
Some people may worry by the fact that Korea and China were absent from the meeting and are probably now going to slug it out for ownership of what's left. But hey ho!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:07, archived)
# click for big?
that's ace man!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:10, archived)
# I hate all nations equally, how does that make me racist
Now sing Help Me Make It Through The Night Kris!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Shilpa hates that song
I couldn't possibly sing it
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6817113

Edit: has a Simpsons couch feel to it, which is great
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Bahahahahah
Take that plutocracy!

The timing is perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# I may have Hi Cockalorum'd that before
but dammit it deserves another.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)
# i will testify on your behalf
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Wasn' this the plot of "King Ralph"?
I've never seen King Ralph

edit: oh it's not just the royal family


and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:07, archived)
# You sir,
rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)
# fan freeeking
tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Must of been flashing LED lights again
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:13, archived)
# hahaha
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Latest news
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:20, archived)
# kekekekekeke
that is fackin awesome!
(A Hospital Carpark, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:23, archived)
# That is really well animated...
And you can tell you put a lot of time into making the bodies fly just right. :P

Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)
# i'm glad i didn't see this last night,
it's the stuff of nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# WOW!
You have all teh Skilzorz!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 17:48, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 21:23, archived)
# .


EDIT:Anyone got any requests for drawings?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)
# I gain amusement from this picture
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)
# take your hands out of your pants.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)
# haha
they are in pants, but not mine!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)
# How many times do I have to ask for them back?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:53, archived)
# but they are so fluffy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:55, archived)
# They weren't fluffy when I bought them . .
*Bam Bam BAAAAM!*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# oh my god!
it's a miracle!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Were a modern stone age family involved?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:10, archived)
# at first
yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)
# that's most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)
# he has the hiphop
oversized clothes going on

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Doing his shopping, and scratching his bum.
Fantasmic stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)
# what's in the bag?
WHAT'S IN THE BAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Nothing
He's just arrived home and realised all he picked up was a carrier bag
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Pah! how forgetful
he'll have to go all the way back now
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)
# I have made a fairy
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
loveliness ensued
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)
# ARGH!
sexy fairy?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:38, archived)
# bastard.
that's my sister.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)
# I'd give your sister one then
maybe two if she's lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)
# how does that make me a bastard?
unless maybe i bone her
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:42, archived)
# that.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)
# let's make certain
about what kind of bone first

before we pass comment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)
# the kind where penis goes into vagina.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)
# that's my first thought
but you can never really tell on this board
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)
# on the internet in general i think.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)
# i was thinking maybe ripping her leg off
knawing down to the bone and then beating the living foof out of her
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)
# see
there you go

case thingied!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:56, archived)
# lovely!
I'm starting on my fairy door this weekend.

www.urban-fairies.com/images/SW.scarabed044.jpg

:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:38, archived)
# I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:42, archived)
# I bought the door locks and keys off ebay

I have a bid closing on a door and door frame.

This weekend I'm going to get the hole ready while the kids are at yoga. The door I have has a glass archway so I can set up a light inside and remotely turn it on and off.

Fun for the kids! I'm going to leave each of them a key under the pillows once it's complete. I'll take pics of the whole process and post sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)
# that sounds very cool
all except kids at yoga
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha
they enjoy it, that's what matters.

Yoga, swimming, karate, ballet... fuck. I had scouts and a tin can to kick when I was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:57, archived)
# fair enough
good that they have lots to do and keep em fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:59, archived)
# When I was a kid, I had an alternative to joining clubs
it was called having friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:59, archived)
# they have them too you big lug
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)
# That is surprisingly pleasing-looking
and less tacky than I thought it might be.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)
# peruse the site, there are some really sharp ones on there and well hidden too
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Pretty fairy!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:39, archived)
# a bloke with wings?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)
# she's quite a girly bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)
# remember that b3tan who used to take pics of his junk whilst running around in the woods?


whatever happened to him?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)
# she is still ginger :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)
# remember to remain optimistic
A smelly girl is just another way of describing a girl with low self esteem and no sense of personal hygiene.
In other words, the worse they smell, the better your chances of anal.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:57, archived)
# watch out for the train, fairy!
woo


here is my improved version of the pic I was moaning about earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)
# yay! me too
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Personally Officer Habib... I blame C.I.D.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:30, archived)
# scorchio?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:33, archived)
# la rioto grande!
uno magnifico burn burn bastardo!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)
# i see
so i'm the bastard son of a bitch and if i confess that i love satan nd all his little pixies you'll cut my ballos off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:45, archived)
# O_O
sounds reasonable
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Honey Trap
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)
# i am all confused by this
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:34, archived)
# me too, WTF?


RIS!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)
# lworths
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Hollyd
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)
# debens
*touches*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)
# me too
G'nite b3ta peeps n co x 3 *sleeps*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:37, archived)
# night dino man
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:38, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/6326513.stm

I guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:42, archived)

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