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[challenge entry] ...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Arf!
but a lubricant would be better then WD-40.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)
# such as treacle
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Aw shucks
I only just cleaned myself off!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# robo-nonces swear by WD-40
... so there.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# As Approved by Glitter-bot 2000.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# 'If you want hot-bot, think glitter-bot'
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)
# aaahahahahaha
That is the winner. Winner!

YAY!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)
# *frightened*
Apparently Pat Sharpe wants to make a Fun House for adults.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Please please please Jebus,
let this happen
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# king of mullets
business up front, a party round the back
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# wouldnt that jus be a bit like It's a Knockout only shitter?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# *spray spray*
Oh god

lol
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# this wins the internet

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha
This wins the interwebs for today!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# snarf!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Pay no attention to the man behind you!
Woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Who is that?
That ain't usual Gamesmaster shirley?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Looks like Michael Fish to me.....
:P


Jo Guest and the Giant plastic horse
was the best ever episode of Games master

or may be the guy that played two Virtua Cop machines
at once and got a perfect score on both
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)
# it's a new touchy-feely gamesmaster
...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)
# ahhhhh!
i stand corrected in the light of your amazing skills of recognition
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)
# psst
Jonathan King


Edit: drat, i was too slow
Edit2: Oh, it appears not. Ignore me.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)
# *ignores*
yes sir!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)
# *counter-ignores*
hah!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)
# no it is him.
it is.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Hah!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)
# nice one.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hahaha
that is fab!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Very good David! Very good!

Now can we just try it one more time, again, please?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I actually really rather liked his work.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)
# yeh repost.
but its very very important that you go! :)


(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# but is it art?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# happy b3taday mongy

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# cheers waspy
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I was going with
'Fungus-y-looking-amoeba-type-thing'

Edit: How rude of me: Happy b3taday :-)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Greetings!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# g'day
and cheers
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# have a good one
and post something offensive for me for when i get home in the morning!
:)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Happy B3day.
:)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
# no, jolly jack draws art.... and pip etc..
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# coo!
good luck with that
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Ooooh, good luck with that. I hope people purchase lots, and you get big and rich.
I won't be going though, as I can't be arsed.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# 'ning mon capitan
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# afterning!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I lieks that... but I'm not in cambridge.
In other news:

Anyone else see this in the Grauniad today?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# GAK!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# breats!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant stuff
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha!
Excellent! Next week it'll be in a cyan cap with some dice...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# i recognise that style.
WOO!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I wish I could go :(
love your paintings..good luck with it :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Jacking thread with repost from night shift
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I only get #2
=/
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Number 4
arf!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Robin Will-sweet potatoes
.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin the Poiple corrrrrnahhhhh . . .
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# what the hell is all this about then?
it's nice though
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I don't know, but that one on the floor looks quite seriously injured
He's complaining of getting cola by the second...

Aww, C'MON! it was in the original brief!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# my memory ain't what it used to be
sorry Jess, couldn't remember that far back


;)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Ah . . . yes . . .
NOW I remember . . .


(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# oof!
ning!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# YAY! fighting cola :D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Looks like coke is about to . . .
POP his clogs . . .


(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# CAN he get out of this one?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I don't DRINK so
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha!
'lo you . . . Whas-SUP?


(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)
# 'lo Sir the Hat
all good here. Just avoiding work as usual.

FIZZ everything ok your end?

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I'm (CO)2 busy . . .
but ok . . .


(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# all I've done all day is post here and
answer a FOAM call
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# wow
coke has a lovely figure
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# arf - but what is the theme?
also - have an icckle bittapolitiks roast from flickra couple of days ago, as its topical today

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Heh
I didn't realise he knew long words like 'Trident'. Thought he was limited to 'Bomb' and 'Oil'
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Coke with tits!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Coke fighting?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# you've lost me there
must be some good acid
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# T'was a request
www.b3ta.com/board/6957436

Anyhoo . . . don't worry, you'll get it next time C];0)

Happy B3taday, buddy


(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# woo!
It could be "wrefreshtling"
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Randy Handy Andy Pandy
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *dives into bunker*
*puts kettle on*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *formulates plan for world domination using treacle*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Treacle?
ARE YOU MAD???
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# What would you suggest?
Molasses?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# golden syrup.
and only tate and lyles mind.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *Gets spoon*
*drizzles*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *hails*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *bows*
Why thank you!

Oh pants, I'm all sticky now
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *hands sinister overlord prize*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# CHIHUAHUA!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# woof!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# BANANANANANA!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# BANDANANANANA!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# OI YOU!
DID YOU GET yuour emnaiala?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I'll say yes I know I have one from you
But I have no way of seeing what it is.
Apparently my firewall has blocked my individual emails as "offensive content" but the inbox is ok.

Is it good news or bad?

*edit* Found and replied
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *follows*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# *chases*
WITH COOKIES!


(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ouch
there's "not funny" and there's "Jesse Jackson Not Funny"
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Oh is that who it is?
I had no idea.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# he...
he doesn't always look that miserable. here's a pic of him smiling:

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# and he is who?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# he is
Al Sharpton's conscience
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# In this picture he reminds me of
Admiral Akbar

"It's a trap"
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# has anything been changed in this picture?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)
# there's sexes going on just outside of shot
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)
# ah
i thought so. :D good work.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# wow
i've never seen someone so unamused
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# *lol at sig*
Not - yes! Flossy! YES Lord Melchett!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# :)
baaaaaa!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Is that a...
...an actual...

OMG!!!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# if it helps...
imagine it's a crudely draw pink blob
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Does colouring a real nob magenta render it safe for work?
I don't think so.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# has it been coloured?
just looks a tad well handled.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# actually
It's not a real knob. I just spend 14 hours drawing a knob, colouring it magenta, scanning it in and pasting it onto a picture of Andy Pandy (with Handy Andy's head).
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# pfft

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha, nice cock
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Happy b3taday!1
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Cor!
Is that yours?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# No
It belongs to BBC's changing rooms programme
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# It's a fine cock nonetheless
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# yes
It has great dignity.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# it's got a wicked bend in it
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# G Spot tastic!
Good game yesterday what?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
#
who, me?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Best two images ever
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# okay, okay
just don't make me watch Spurs or buy one of your crappy music centres.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
#


Now he's really angry
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# not as angry
as he's going to be when I mention his crap barnet and halitosis

now - I expect a scene from scanners
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I expect when you have all the moneys he has,
you stop giving a crap. You can buy halitosis into fashion
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# /pulls finger
/experiences stinging eyes and inflamed sinus tissues
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)
# or would you all prefer....
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Fuck off.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# was that
the culmination of a long thought process, where more eloquent, pithy retorts were formulated - only to be eventually discarded in favour of something succinct and visceral?

or are you just an inarticulate twat with anger management problems?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Come listen to Zoo talk at our new website !
It's not often that a magazine contests that someone has created his images but then offers him work on the basis of the erm... contested images.
AND IT WAS RECORDED.



Click for Nuts 2 Zoo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha...
What utter tossers...

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Haha, excellent.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha!
wankers.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# b3tans
Don't expect any intellectual property rights from the cunts at Nuts on a Tuesday!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# this is true
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I likes this
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hahahaha
the cunts deserve it.

and they still ahven't replied to my email i sent them the other week.

time for another email i think.

wankers.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# clever
woo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# i only buy club international
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# at least they won;t steal your work.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# They might.
He's a genital waxer.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# i keep trying to get my pictures in
and my sexy stories, they sent me a ceast and disist letter :(
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# They might steal mine though.

/watermarks dirty piccies blog
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Happy b3taday, fucko
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# and to you fucknut
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Make a wish
and blow out this meat candle

*unzips*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Happy b3taday both of you.
Have some cayke:

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# i'm not eating cake carried by a man smeared in shit
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I am!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Can I have his slice?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Happy B3taday Mongy
have a ripper one mate!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha!
nice work sir.

one quick one, 'when you sing up for....'
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# cheers!
fixed.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Haha
You've foiled their plans!! What will they do now!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# At least they don't steal your bandwidth.
My web logs show that myspace is literally saturated with people using my pics directly off my server. :|

Grr.

I don't buy these magazines anyway. I once bought an early issue of 'Heat', but only because it had Flat Eric on the cover.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# replace all said images with child pornography

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# :)
It'd be funny so see the look on the faces of any b3ta peeps going through my archive. :D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I redirect all myspace etc linkage to...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)
# replace pic with giant goatse.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# haha ace
pleasingly the circulation figures of all these shitehouse magazines are going through the floor
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# hooray!
for plummeting ABC figures.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# sunflowers


Click for bigger (139KB)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Ooh veh nice!
What did you use? Looks painted...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# its done in painter
:o) cheers btw!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Good stuff.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# smashing
1987 - noone died
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# LIES!!!!11
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Hello you horrible cunt.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Hello!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# What's that quote from?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# ^ what he said
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# The Day Today
...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# yay
thanks for that

I couldn't remember myself

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hehehe
cheers :o)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I mean...
I could go on.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
# fabulous
woo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# thank you sir!!
:o)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# they need water
nice
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# heheheh
i found a cactus on my window sill that i completely forgot about - i watered in and its all gone green again!! Lovely!! :o)

btw happy b3taday! :o)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# come to daddy
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Ugh.
That's horrid.
Edit/ sorry, forgot to woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *comes*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# no , but I can redo it for you
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Crikey, I was watching that on youtube last night.
*fears*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# ouch
woo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# repost from last night...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# have a click
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea-roast o'clock?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# DARKER!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# DARKIE!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# GINGER!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# HIPPY!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# COPROPHILE!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# aren't we all?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I am!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# i wasn't being serious.
pffft! what am i like.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# LIES!!!!1
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Haha.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# never mind 'haha'
where's my legs!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# He made toys for the sexually frustrated
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# A needy cause to be sure
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6964339

But since you're so worried, I've made you some new ones.

I hope you weren't planning on driving anywhere today; I only had these matchsticks to work with.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# great!
although his penis still wont touch the floor!
Badum tish
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Arf.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# hAHAHHA
Harsh, but very good!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# haha
woo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Marvellous :D
*had forgotten all about Cockleshell Bay*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# So had I until today
Very twee, but it was Cosgrove/Hall, so it's sort of forgiven
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Woo
Sir!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# fancy a chinese?
hehehehe!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# *remembers the London bash*
Yes, I did. Sadly I was vastly outnumbered though.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# OK OK this just a test, its my first please be kind!


Click for bigger (241KB)
Its because in the new star wars book, she has a magenta lightsaber
and this place has ruined me and it made me pffft
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Is that what you've been doing in your bedroom all weekend?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# yes dad
now i am really a surprisingly nervous!
:(
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# So I see!
You've even lost the ability to type coherently =)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *sobs*
is this what it like for you your first time?!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *dissembles embarrassedly*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# You gonna use that spare wood?
I could use a new chair
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# No! I need my legs for the father-son sports day!!
dad! reassemble me!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# all this stuff
makes me feel very icky indeed
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# So it wouldn't be cool for me to call you Nana micto then?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# no
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Unca micto?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# uncle micty!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# fuck off
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Dissemble, not disassemble.
*hides from RSPCWC*



Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Wooden Children
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Ooh, get you with your fancy words
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Lady + Leather = a pretty good weekend if you ask me
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# pervert.
*kicks whips under bed*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *rummages under ivesb's bed*
Jackpot!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# you may need these
*hands wet wipes*
sorry about that....
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# *cleans*
That's ok. Occupational hazard.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# STOP LURKING SO MUCH
i saw your profile
*glowers*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# does she have
a horrifically broken ankle?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# yes. yes she does.......
probably
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I though that
but i think it's the reflection.

wierd that we both completely missed the GIANT MAGENTA COCK LIGHT SABRE

that's what you get for spending way too much time a b3ta :0)

woo btw.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# haha
i see the reflection now
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# haha!
EDIT: thanks for the woo btw!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# bigger file size wise
but not physically bigger.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# did I do something wrong?
can you help?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# the physicall proportions of the image are no larger then that which you have posted
only the actual size of the file on disc is changed.

for a 250k image i would expect it to be massive, or posted tomorrow.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I think the CFB was an auto thing by b3ta uploader
He did it all through paint and I think it was his only way to optimise
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# exactly right matey..
thats ok tho isn't it?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# yup, it conforms to the rules.
We'll slowly ease the hummus in over time
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# make sure you lube it this time!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# No way, we have to start like all comedy does
excessively lengthy and dry.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *winces*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# ah i see
that's ok then.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Phew
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ummm,
as long as a haven't destroyed the board with a death star sized image thats ok tho isn't it?
its not too big on the board?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# well its 17kb after b3ta uploader does its thing so you're ok
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# hooray!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# new star wars book? hehehehe
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# it was a good read!
i like reading....
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# that's what i was thinking
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# whats wrong with that then?
hmmm?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# you crazy teens
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# teens?!
bloody old gits.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# You don't know what its like to be a teenager!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# happy b3taday.
and now't wrong with this post as far as my untrained eye can see.

the trained one on the other hand.

yes i do.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# 'lo queenie
How does one go about training one's one eye?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# 'lo yourself.
i took an open university correspondence course.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# awww
*jabs trained eye with biro*
there! job's a good'un.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Happy B3taday
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# ZOMG!
FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME

=D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
damn you weasel!!
*runs home, crying*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I'm a schoolyard bully me.
No worries mate. I love her kneepads.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *pat on head*
There there.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# thanks
*snuggles*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# S'ok
*returns snuggles*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Mara Jade?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Mara Jade Skywalker now...
I have no life...........
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I know.
I have no life either. I own every star wars book ever written :/
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *high fives*
Star wars book club!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *looks embarrassed*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# don't be!
*gazes intensly*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# The situation so far
You guys
---the line---
Everybody else
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Agreed.
At least I didn't do a high-five.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ...........
gits
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# haha
Its ok, I read the starwars books at some point too.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# pea roast

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Fetching
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# good lord!
*fwaps*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# characters with no arms are mean
with a little help from 42

more of this kind of thing in profile
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Haha, ace.
*clicks*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# haha!
rotten bastards!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# ha ha!!
i can hear their voices in my head!

tis excellent!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# He's behind you . . .
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# and to think they wouldn't let me study at art school
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Do you read Girly?

*edit*
This may be of interest.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# oooo
mindpiss.

hadn't seen that.

honest.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# i was thinking that :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha, crackpot
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# ta
i really should find something else to do
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# happy b3taday!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# yay
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# gay pron industry has openings.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I was offered a part in a gay pr0n film once.
I had to politely decline though, I couldn't get my head around it.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
#
head mouth
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Oh no, that was fine.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# you had to get your head around it
that would have been a tight squeeze.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# *squeezes*
No, see - it's still no good.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# happy b3taday to ya
happy b3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# whoa!
happy burfdi, mongy!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# happy b3taday you big cocking cock cock! :)

*wanders off again
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# merry b3taday troublemaker (;
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# moi? trouble?
i think you have me mistaken
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# i've seen the photos (;
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# pffft
that was the old me, i'm new and improved
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
winner of the day!

I love this! Woo yay!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Lol
Reminds me of Butt Sex Man, from Stephen Lynch's Superhero song.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Dick in the Mouth Maaaan!!!!
/lynch fan
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# THere's some great stuff of his on youtube.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# i just love Special Ed
has me in stitches everytime
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha!
the fistmobile looks ace!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# you can't beat
an austin montego
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# yay for Captain Fist!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# nice woo-age
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# thanks....
took a bit more effort than some of the other ones =)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# hahahah
practically perfect
HOLLYWOOD ARE YOU WATCHING?!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
For those who are old enough to remember the Masters of the Universe, he reminds me very much of this fellow:
www.he-man.org/primary_sects/toys/html/collector_guides/motu_class/toy_pages/fisto.shtml
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
yes. I had that figure. I didn't realise he was called fisto though. pfft
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Haha, I didn't have the figure, but I remember the character.
And I also didn't remember that that was his name.

What were they thinking?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# there's no justice in the world
you are a talented artist, and no mistake
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha
I love this
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha, this is lovely stuff! :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# that's fantastic
i just laughed so hard a bit of wee came out.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# oh dear
i am laughing in the office now
i may get a few dissaproving stares
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# :D
woo~hoo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# an ideal partner for Bum Boy!!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# lol
that's awesome, you know a superhero is good when his theme song automatically pops into your head.

*think popcorn, with flatulence instead of that synth*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# fighting crime with an iron fist!
*well lubed of course!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# oh god noooooooooooo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# dusts off
bontempi organ.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# This is all of teh ace.
I'm only going to click "I like this" once, but I'm going to click it very hard...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ace!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Page 2 of DOOM SPOON.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Woo
to Doom Spoons.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# mmm - ice cream
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# *bows*
something as mighty as a doom spoon should be worshipped by all.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# been watching 'the tick' lately?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I've not seen The Tick for years!
(Must be over a decade but now!)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# i'm hoping to get it for my birthday
my mother-in-law is american, so i'm trying to persuade her to buy it off amazon for me (to save on the shipping)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# YAY!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# well this is disappointing
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# what is?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# the fact that I replied to the wrong post
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Just started learning to draw manga/anime
last weekend.
I have a long way to go. I think anatomy is going to let me down rather badly :/

Woo to this.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Just practice non-stop.
Worked for me :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# That's what I've been doing this weekend!
Faces are working well now...

Out of interest did you ever study art?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I trained in Graphic Design and Advertising Illustration.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Righty.
I'm guessing figure drawing was included then :)

I just have no idea how the hell to draw figures...
But as you say, practise makes perfect ;)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# what do you do now job wise?
if you don't mind me asking...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I farm spores, moulds and fungus.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# i manually masturbate rats in a laboratory
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# No.
He meant paid employment rather than a hobby.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# i kill chinamen for the railroad
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Woo to this.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Yay for spoonage!
Now draw a firefighter woman saving a cat bloke stuck up a tree/on a roof
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Heh. I like that idea!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Ohh Dear! Look what has happened.


Winnie's lookin' a bit downtrodden on the streets of Capetown!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# That is unbelievably puerile.
WOO! \(^o^)/
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Whoooopp!!!
Whoooopp!!!! With weasel toast included!!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# weasel toast?
yeah! that would teach the horse linking git!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Micto will kill me for this, but at least I gave him loads of frontpages:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
although i wouldn't choose that wallpaper

p.s. you cunt
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha!
i wondered what the hell had happened then.

good morning.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# morning mate.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Haha!
What will the web be like in 60 years time?

We'll have flikr3.0 or something
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# same as today
a series of pubes
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# And CSC
Crudely Shrivelled Cocks:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# you mean
micto's 20 billionth post? ;)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha
ewww.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# and his random quote will still be, hahahaha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# :)
it was 'micto' yesterday
i nearly fell off my chair
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Mine seems to always involve
cuntbaby. Even though I haven't posted it for ages.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# not a bad set today only one haha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# photoshopped only please!
hang on, 16 front pages?!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# I kept the webcounter though:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# :-P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# nothing, i'm just overwhelmed with your skills!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# post-to-fp ratio
maens you are much more skilled than i
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I'm very proud of my one FP in 2002
I don't panda to the prefered image size:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# panda?
pander?

christ!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I like panda!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# bareable?
bearable...

:D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Shitting Christfuck!
How did I not spot that? :(
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# just one of these things.
sorry for revealing the error in a cuntish fashion.

you could always claim the spelling error was just a bit of artistic licence.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# It was really a typo.

It's a word I know how to spell perfectly well. My fingers obviously spazzed.


Also, what error? Where? Who and why?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha
good 'ning all!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# lo matey.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# 'nin medi
hows you?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# awfully busy, ashally
I have a presentation in ten minutes
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# pffft!
'ning!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
for some reason the hit counter stopped at 12 made me giggle :D
Morning mr RG!

tj: quick pea from last night, graveyard shift :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# 'ning mate.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha
the hitcounter is a jpg
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# heheh, yeah i realise now I've seen it in your *real* profile :)
before, i thought it was just him taking the piss and saying nobody had looked at yours, haha - ahem, which would clearly never be true ;P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# clearly
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I was:P
He'd never mate 12 IRL:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# roffle, i know! \(^o^)/
hahaha
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# hehehe
"i'm not young enough to know everything"
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# haha still only liked 272 pictures
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# arf!

that was so confusing!

and I'm not clicking the 20'000'000'000th post!

and 'ning everyone.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I remember when it were all fields
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I rmember working for a northern boss at an industrial centre what had been in a factory zone.
It had been completely restored to parklands, and he didn't know why I pissed myself laughing when he looked out the window and said 'I remember when all this were factories.'
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
aceness
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] don't have nightmares children
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# oh god yes
i can't listen to the music
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Fuck.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# This weekend I got red on me
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# is this what you get up to on the weekend?
burning and beating people!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# oh yes
and eating their brains
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnssssssss.
yummy.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# juicy brains!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# nice work
was this for a specific purpose
or just for shits and giggles?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# made a short film
there was a house party and zombies crashed it

I was chief make-up artist
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# cool
what did you shoot on?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# digital video like David Lynch :)
A friend of mine (posts on here sometimes) was the director and he was in charge of the living actors, I took care of the undead hordes

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# prolly the pages of a jazz mag like the rest of us.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha
pages of a jazz mag the keyboard
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# haha ^ this
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# sight

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni 'ning
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Donkey-punch!!
Hahaha

This is most clicky worthy
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha!
at least he wipes!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# yes, it's the thought that counts.
unfortunately, he wiped on her fringe.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# haha!
holy love juiced fringe batman!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# pffffft!
and 'ello!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Arf!
'ning
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that's fucking excellent.

i like it lots.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# thanks
I think maybe a small amount of mind bleach is in order.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# ha ha ha!
I clicked "I like this"
because I do :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hahahahaha - Holy suprise sex batman!
i did a genuine lol in the office!

You get a click for that
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Hoorays!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Yay
can i have some now please.
Infomercials are killing my soul!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# oh god
my dads on them
he's nealry back to being the same person
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Where's
the Dec i depressants?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# If I understood the question,
then I think I might need the antidepressants myself.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Doctors tried to put me on them once but
I just sorted myself out.
They're too quick to give them away...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I agree
A friend of mine is on them, and has been for years. I think they've made her worse 'cos she thinks she depends on them now.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# yeah, I accept that some people need them
but most don't
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# indeed...
there's a big problem with GPs handing them out to students at the drop of a hat
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# hence the increased popularity of EMO music
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Nice
An aunt of mine, who has a terminally ill cancer patient son, is currently on them. She's two reasonable b3ta jokes in one.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Making everything seem Indifferent since 1987 shirley?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# meh...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I wouldn't know.

I only ever take ibuprofen.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# with food i hope
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Nope.
With wine as a preference.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Agreed
You only ever take them on an empty stomach once. Either cos you feel so crap you remember or because you die.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# the one and only migraine i've ever had
i took two of those massive jobbies on an empty stomach out of desperation

the indigestion was incapacitating
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Still
It took the attention away from the migrane
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# unfortunatley not
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I've only seen the effects of them
I think it was Lithium she was on. It just numbed her.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# that's fair enough
it's an overrated album
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Agreed
There is a lot of crap on Nevernind
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Lithium's more of a mood stabiliser than an anti depresant
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# well there you are then
That explains the lack of any emotion. I never understood the details. I just saw what was going on.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Watched Alien again last night


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I am aware that the the dorsel vents are missing /geek
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# oohhh slinky alien...
*fwaps*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# excellent!
Niely posed
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Looking from bottom to top, gradually,
it's kind of a "oooh...mmm.....huh?....GAH!" experience.
It's also woo.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# you like them with 2 thumbs then?
.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Damn straight.
Fills you up more.

/can'tbelieveIjustsaidthatblog
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# nice legs
i'd hit it.

WOO!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# COOOL
can i see an alientoe?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# top hattage!!
i have to go and warn all the shop keepers
we're about to have a fire alarm and not to
panic when 500 students come pouring out into
the highstreet at once....

or, to be more precise
/unscheduled ciggie break
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# huzzah
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# and it's lovely and sunny outside too!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# The alien from number three didn't have dorsal vents
/geek
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# "Hello, I am the Alien from number three.
Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

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