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[challenge entry] I love moustaches.








(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)
# I like how wrinkly the side of the last guys face is.
He reminds me of a turnip.
With an upside down face.
And a moustache.
That looks French.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:14, archived)
# His name is Dieter Meier and he's swiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Does he realise he has an upside down face?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:17, archived)
# would
would
would
would
would
would
would
would
not do any of them.
nice shoppage though:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:21, archived)
# *spits coffee all over keyboard and screen...

*Urinates
.pwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
.clicks 8 bazillion times
.I cannot emphasize how good this post is, suffice to say
.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:23, archived)
# OH WOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:37, archived)
# erm...
Have a shopped lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh no, it's time for
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 5:17, archived)
# haha, great stuff there.
*clicks madly*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:28, archived)
# these images are just so
WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I went to "officeworks" to get a replacement chair today.
They took to long to fetch my replacement from the store room and I got bored.

Naturally I left it like this before leaving with my new (upgraded) chair. Part of me now wants to call and enquire about the new "penis whiteboard".
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:02, archived)
# good use of the natural environment and colour selection
9/10
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:07, archived)
# I would have flipped out because I couldn't make the colours symmetrical.
They should really see someone about that mole on the side too.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:08, archived)
# I think that is why my wife walked away (the colour thing).
she has to match pegs when hanging out clothing and I have often caught her sorting the pegs into colour groups on the washing line when not in use.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:10, archived)
# I am alright with it sometimes.
I refuse to go into music shops though, I will spend hours sorting everything into proper alphabetical format, and then not buy anything.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Haha
"My child saw a penis on a whiteboard and now she's asking all sorts of awkward questions. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PLAN ON DOING TO FIX THIS, OFFICEWORKS?"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:10, archived)
# (02) 4927 8377
GO SON!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)
# I might just ring that number.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA - Woo!
I can't believe you did that. I want to do that at my local officeworks!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I like to have fun when at the shops.
I can often be found chasing my wife through the local Coles.
Along with walking up to her (after we have been in seperate aisles) and giving her the biggest kiss, then asking if she is still with her husband infront of other shoppers.
Oh , and I also have had my mate searched by security after telling the check out chick that I had seen him "putting stuff in his pockets".
His wife did not appreciate that one.
Edit: and onother one...
M wife often fumbles her words when trying to explain the reason fo a return of an item.
I have been known to stand behind her making drinking motions. Thank christ she has a sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
That's gold.
Occasionally if i'm with a friend and he's paying by credit card, I've said to the shop assistant, "I'd check that signature thoroughly, he's been trying to forge it all day"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:42, archived)
# *adds to repitoir*
I like to walk off saying "See, I told you they never check the signature" to whoever I am with when they have not bothered to check.
This also pisses me off as I only use visa debit cards and would like to see people be a bit more thorough when they are used.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Yep, same
I always use my debit card - I accidentally left it at a liquorland the other day. Was shocked when I noticed it was gone the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:50, archived)
# I know that feeling too well.
Another reason I use debit visa instead of normal debit cards is that they can have a hold put on them instead of having to cancel accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:58, archived)
# haha!
occasionally i visit a colleague at her hospital job and get to muck about with her officemates' bulletin boards. i've yet to draw a cock on anything, but a pushpin cock could be done easily.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:39, archived)
# This evening I have mostly been making:
A Reliant Robin out of a couple of juice cartons, staples and sellotape.

I'm tempted to do some colouring on it later in Tatershoe, and then print it off, but I'm far too lazy right now. Plus, then I'll need to measure.
Previously: JUICEBOT
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:01, archived)
# Yay!
Ease up on the orange juice though, tubboy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:02, archived)
# it is OK if balanced with vodka or gin.
Woo! to your arts Mr P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:05, archived)
# Sadly, we have neither
I'm also not that big on spirits.
Other than sambuca, and that's probably only because I get to set fire to something.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:07, archived)
# I get to use open flames and blowtorches in work.
I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:17, archived)
# I think the Vitamin C does something to my brain.
It makes me want to rip apart the cartons and make objects.
It's usually a better use of my time than anything else I can think of though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:06, archived)
# That bot was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:20, archived)
# My brother said it was the best thing he had ever seen.
Then I showed him my penis.





He was incredibly disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:23, archived)
# time well wasted, mister.
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:41, archived)
# FEED ME!!!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:02, archived)
# This didn't surprise me

(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:05, archived)
# it's official, brummies are the biggest bunch of wankers in the world:
www.google.com/trends?q=porn&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:10, archived)
# i didn't know of this feature...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)
# I like the real one of this.
What the HELL happened it 2005? Did we start a war?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Did some controvocy start?
I'm really going to sleep now.
Promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:20, archived)
# well these were the image challenges at the time.
www.b3ta.com/challenge/page11/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:30, archived)
# haha.
i remember them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)
# GO TO SLEEP YA FUCKING HIPPY.
G'night b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)
# WE'RE HIP TO HIP TECHNOLOGY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:21, archived)
# I HAVE USED MY 12G THIS MONTH SO I AM ON FUCKING DIAL UP SPEED
THIS MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK TELSTRA IN THE FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Why not just buy a better connection?
Hello from Ireland, what's the weather like over there? (Just to sicken me)
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Here's what Sydney looks like right now
www.b3ta.com/board/8091858
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)
# SPIDER WANT SUN!!! :((((((((
I'm moving over for a year, hopefully by november.

I can't bloody wait to see your country, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:44, archived)
# NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:54, archived)
# *attempts to jump into picture*
*Crashes into monitor*
*falls, is hurt/confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)
# I just noticed the dark patch in the clouds that looks like a cock and balls
and must say that it is 100% unshopped.
Is this a sign I spend way too much time here!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT FOR USING TELSTRA.
JUST BE GRATEFUL THAT THEY THROTTLE YOUR SPEEDS THESE DAYS.

THEY USED TO KEEP IT AT THE SAME SPEED, BUT CHARGE $1 PER MEGABYTE THAT YOU WENT OVER THE LIMIT.

DOWNLOADING MOVIES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)
# THEY TRIED THAT WITH ME TOO ON MY FIRST MONTH WITH THEM.
THEY GAVE ME AN $1100.00 BILL.
I FILLED OUT FORMS AND COMPLAINED ALOT ALONG WITH POINTING OUT THAT THIS WAS THE PACKAGE THEY TOLD ME WOULD "BEST SUIT MY NEEDS" AND THAT IT IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO TREAT A NEW CLIENT.
I WON MY CASE AND GOT A CREDIT.
MENTIONING THE TELECOMMUNICATIONS OMBUDSMAN AND THEIR RECENT BAD PRESS AT THE TIME HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY MINOR VICTORY I AM SURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
# I got charged 6 disconnection fees on the same bill, about 10 years ago. They were $60 each.
Every time they said they'd send out an amended bill, they just sent another angry letter instead.

Being fresh out of high school and not wanting to get a history with baycorp, I wound up paying it.

Can't say I've used them since.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:46, archived)
# THANKS TO MY EX
BAYCORP AND I ARE ON FIRST NAME BASIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:51, archived)
# 12 gigs a month?
fuck, I can do that in a day!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:36, archived)
# I can ejaculate in under 40 seconds by my own hand so I do not need that much porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:39, archived)
# either that's a curse or a talent
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:41, archived)
# pure talent
I AM FUCKING GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:47, archived)
# is "good" the name of your left or right hand?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:57, archived)
# both.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:06, archived)
# I'm giving that a click.
As it's a nice twist on what b3ta was founded upon.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:25, archived)
# ...must be the free mustache rides...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:28, archived)
# :)
(maninthespoon, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)
# that deserves a
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:55, archived)
# quack
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Quack!
Night night, all. x
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Geez!
that's nasty.
:I
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Cya, thanks for increasing MindBleach sales four fold.

BUY FUCKING TWENTY AND GET DOUBLE DROPSY AND HIVES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)
# The CD I was listening to has ended.
Should I go to bed, or pick another CD drink more wine and stay here?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Go to bed,
your brain will thank you in the morning.
g'nite
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Cya2
3?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Good idea.
But the 'secret track' at the end has just started, so i'll retire afer that I think.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Izzat shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:37, archived)
# morning b3ta
Im going to sleep now.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:53, archived)
# yay!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:29, archived)
# HAIRBALUN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:51, archived)
# k-wak, what is up?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:48, archived)
# Margaret Thatched-House.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)
# *privatizes her head for a peerage and tidy kickback*
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Right,
I'm off to bed then.

(-_-) z z Z
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)
# arf!
Reminds me of a Spitting Image sketch where some minister (can't remember which one) had a house on his head. When asked about it, he replied "Well, it was a beauty spot, so I built on it!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:21, archived)
# RENOVATE FAILED, TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN AND SOW THE EARTH WITH SALT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Sorry
Using the img code I get this crap but the gif actually looks different on Photobucket. Still crap but you'll see what I mean. If you can be arsed. Any ideas what I am doing wrong now?



c f better?

eek! It now looks the same here as on PBucket. Jesus! I am off to bed! Sorry for the waste of space and time.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# LOOKS THE SAME TO ME.
PUPPY IS ROCKET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Yea,
The flame was black and white on here when I first posted it. On this comp, anyway. Ach! what the hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I STILL LIKE IT.
YOU NEED TO HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE WITH THE STUFF YOU POST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Cheers!

of you to say so.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# You wouldn't happen to have a spare one of those handy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# HERRO TAHKCALB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# HAI THAR!
Posters were on my activity page, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# OH, TAH KINDLY!
I still check B3ta Bingo like, daily :(

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# i just made a gif
but its 2,5 megs and i dont want to make people cry. Here's a link:
dubqnp.dk/images/explodingWindmill.gif

*edit* manners! i woo your pic!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# arf!

Edit: optimised enough? 'Pologies to amiga amigos.
Edit edit: Oh for fucks sake! ha ha ha. Was that instruction to optimise not aimed at me then? Should have looked more closely. Still, this'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)
# thanks!
saw the clip on the news today - such an epic fail moment.
i had to make a gif out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)
# For fuck's sake
optimise! This doens't even need about 250 of the frames!!!

Please consider us poor Amiga users.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
# hmmm
i removed 237 frames in this one and raised the compression a bit - size 780kb:
dubqnp.dk/images/explodingWindmill2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)
# That's
still excellent. I am in a state of befuddlement now with who was getting told to optimise. Me presumably. Fuck it. Off to bed. G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Erm, no
I believe he was referring to the windmill clip, and it's 200-odd uneeded frames of nothing occurring...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:37, archived)
# fail...(cool windmill gif!)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# HAHA.
SILLY KITTY, NO DINNER IN REACTOR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Silly kitty
Neutrinos not equal nutrition

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I just went outside and saw a 2 man tent hanging from the power lines.
It's almost directly above the vacant block where I found shitrags.

I'm thinking of starting a blog about the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# NEED TO DO IT IN A PSYCHO-RELIGIOUS STYLE.
THEY ARE PORTENDS OF THE DOOM OF HUMANITY!
EMBRACE THE SHITRAGS, SMELL THE SHITRAGS, OR DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I don't think I'd wish that smell on anybody.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I could say the same for many religions of the world.
[/;-)

edit: Make that "all", unless they embrace the Shitrag, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I dunno, faith helped my mum off the booze. It can't be all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# The police are on the scene, they seem to just be waiting for it to fall.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# you need to start adding pranks to the area.
see if you can steal a baby from someone and hang it up around there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:26, archived)
# IT'S FILLED WITH EVIL!!!*
STRIKE DOWN THE TENT OF EVIL.


*Or more shitrags.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ...i'll bet she waxes...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# BEWWWWWBS.
I am going to drink a litre of orange juice and make a car out of the carton over the course of This Is Spinal Tap.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)
# SRSLY DOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# lal.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Her chest appears to be made of wax...
:s
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# they...
...definitely appear to be some form of prosthesis...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Hence,
teh moustache!

'She' takes them off at night! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# ...and...
...puts them in a jar next to her nipples.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# what chest?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# The bigger the cushion
the sweeter the pushin'
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)
# My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I want to sink her with my pink torpedo.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling you.
Kick my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Why don't you make ten a little louder, make that the top number and make that a little louder?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)
# "On what day did God create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?"
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)
# There was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# We've got Armadillos in our trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# what's wrong with being sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# ...i hear that!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)
# It's images like this^^^
that make me glad to be a puff.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Wax on . . .
Wax off !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# seems familiar
must be a hairless cousin
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# On polystyrene?
Ruins the finish!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Prefer Heidi
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Does she dress it the same below?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# As that dog in the Churchill ads says
Ohhh Yes
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# ...a partial beard!...
...CHEATER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# meh.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I LIKE THAT HE IS EATING LITTLE PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# IT'S NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I'VE NEVER BEEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# YOU SHOULD; IT'S NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I SUPPOSE THAT'S AN INTRINSIC QUALITY OF BEING NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)
# WHERE DID THIS CRAZE OF PEOPLE SHOUTING COME FROM?
IT IS WEIRD,
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# IT'S THE NIGHTSHIFT, SILLY.
THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# SHUT IT YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I'LL GIVE YOU SHUT IT, YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I'LL GIVE YOU, I'LL GIVE YOU SHUT IT, YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)
# YOU GIVE I'LL SHUT IT, YOU, GIVE I'LL YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# EXACTLY
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)
# THEORY: "HIS FACE WILL TURN INSIDE OUT IF HIS LIP GETS ANY HIGHER."
DISCUSS
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# NEGATORY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Inside out; or a thousand times better?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I wonder if
he has seen his own movie ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Would it have been distributed if he had?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I imagine that he
would tear the place apart and eat everybody and their popcorn too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Over the lips
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Pass the guns . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)
# :D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Ho ho ho.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Griinjhyand!
Congrats rocky luv ya won a bottla hock.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# ...YO ADRIAN!...
...WHERE'Z YA FAT BROTHER!?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] *belm*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# it's getting late
moustache
(must dash)

'edit' anyone? no? ok then
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)
# NIGHT, HONEY BLOSSOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Looks likeTed Turner is
aging fast !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)
# MEOW!!!!

I started this with a full wine bottle next to me, and finished with an empty wine bottle. Still, came out quite well, if I do say so myself.
Which I do.

/Edit - Now with added Toenails. Which I missed out because of the wine.
Also, I have a version without the trouser rips, so if you think that would be better then i'll post that up too.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Can't quite see it.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# It's fine for me
and it's 45k.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Shut it you.
It's only 40ish KB, and I want everyone to see what I've wasted my Friday night doing.

/Edit, you'll notice by the filename that this version is a bit smaller than the real one.

Just a bit though.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# It is fab.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Ooh, nice.
Nice tag too.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# and it's fucking 1200 pixels wide. that being my point.
All of the skill and all that, it's just excessively hooj. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# that's not constructive criticism
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# ooh!
Cleveh and sexeh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# the rips look good in this
it's very woo indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Thanks.
These are fun to do.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Nicely done,
although I never did (or probably ever will) watch the film.

You missed her right toenails btw.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Someone's got a foot fetish.
*cough*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Shit.
I did them too. Probably stuck them on a lower layer or something.

/Edit - I've never seen the film either. I was after a Michelle Pfiffererererrr Catwoman pic, but this one came up instead, and I figured it'd be easier and fun to use instead.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# even halle berry herself hated it
she accepted her razzie award in person (an unusual occurrence) in which she thanked her agent for getting her cast in "that god-awful piece of shit"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Nice tag
:)

Edit: I know that many people like Halle Berry as Catwoman, but just NO! She looks ridiculous.
Halle Berry as Catwoman - No
Catwoman in a bra - No
Catwoman with ripped trousers - No
Catwoman in strappy shoes from Clarks - No
Catwoman with oversized cowl - No
Just no.
Michelle Pfieffer as Catwoman - Oh God yes!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# This is all true, but....
Halle Berry in Swordfish = Norks.
So that is a win in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)
# MEOWY !
Post 'till your heart's content !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Cos babies with taches are funny...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# oh herro : D
this is wootastic!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# BEHIND MI MUSTASH
PLOTTIN UR DOWNFALZ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# ALSO:
www.magicalmoonshine.org/shadow.htm
Check out Figure 6.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# HAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# What's going on there, then!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# HAPPY BUMMINGS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# HITLAH BABEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# BECUSE THESE BABBYS CANT FRIGTH BACK
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Silly Kk, how do you notice the tiny little "I'm going now" alllll the way down there
and not this?
www.b3ta.com/board/8091635

:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# thats a big fat kid
g'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
#
sexy ladies send me your bottoms
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# That's right, all the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# What awesome cheeks!
Asian babies are brilliant.
/Devendra_Banhart blog
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Ni zhao si ma?
Ni yao wo kaiqiang??
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# How rude!
I'm shocked!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Huo xi ni si hao...
...pying jing de sheng huo?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Why yes, yes I would,
but I live here, so I'm fucked...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Bai-tuo...
...an jing Yi-dien.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I am understanding none of this.
Although my chinese speaking friend recently told me that my bedspread read, "eat quickly wrongly" which amuses me.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# You'd be surprised...
...just how many westerners think it's cool to have their loved one's names tattooed on them in 'Chinese'. Usually it's just a transliteration into Mandarin, but sometimes the glyphs take on a meaning of their own... similar to how the glyphs that represent the name "Coca Cola" can also mean "Bite the wax tadpole".

Japanese is much safer.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)
# isn't it something to do with choosing kanji that sound like the western words,
or are kanji the Japanese symbols?
I'm fairly ignorant when it comes to these things. (obviously!)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Kanji...
...are glyphs from Mandarin that were incorporated into the Japanese language.

There's Hiragana which is used for spelling out words for which there is no Kanji. Each glyph in Hiaragana represents a syllable sound. It's used often for romanised words... such as "Playstation" becomes "Pureisuteishon"
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Well I've learned something new today.
cheers that man.
:)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Winston was a master of disguise and forgery
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# V ^v^ V
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# You're right . . .
I hardly recognize the dude !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# DID NOT JUMP ON WANDBAGON


evenin' all
: D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# You're such a slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# if you squint a bit
he looks like a alien


with a wry smile
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# happy b3tan alien
and he has a tash, sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# OH LAWD.
*freaks out*
Hello :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Look out Hermoine!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
this is bloody awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# It was a happy accident, like the ones Bob Ross was always
describing.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# sherbert?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Yes, officer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# i once at some penny sweets and they where so yummy / fizzy they came out of my nose
they where green and tasted of apples, i could smell apples all day :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Pffffft
Hahahahahah

So glad I haven't got a drink right now. That could've been disatrous.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Right I'm off to bed now.
I'm getting up to go to dad's tomorrow.
I hope you get a good sleep tonight, and I hope you are feeling a lot better and less painful tomorrow!
I shall speak to you tomorrow sometime, goodnight! *hugses*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Uncle Pete?


(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Nearly snorted various fluids onto the screen
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Lightning shaped scars can only be self inflicted.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I convinced a stupid child on the internet last night
That I had carved a pentagram into my face.
Also, another one into my eye, thus destroying it and crippling my depth perception.

I think I made him cry :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I managed to convince two people on an Alamak (if anyone remembers)
chatroom that I was Prince William once.

That was excellent fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Ha.
My friend once convinced some American girl that he had never seen snow, or tasted Coca Cola.

He said nothing in his life could ever compare to hearing someone attempt to describe the taste of coke.

"Well, it's fruit flavour.."
"What kind of fruit? Orange? Banana?"
"No no.. Not a particular fruit.."
"What, so like a couple of fruits?"
"Sort of"
"Which fruits then?"
"..."
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# :D
to me it tastes of caramel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Sort of :3
Dr. Pepper tastes like MARZIPAN.

I fucking love that.
I never noticed until someone said it to me, and then every sip since then has been deliciously delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i prefer drpepper from a can to a bottle
i also enjoy dandelion and burdock / cream soda - am that strange?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Give me Mountain dew
it's so nice, must be the caffine
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ooh, I haven't had cream soda in a long time :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Really?
I'm actually quite tempted to try it then. I remember my mater once had half of a kilogram packet left over from a cake miscalation.
I ate the lot, then felt unbelievably ill.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Oh man, I would love that.
*craves marzipan*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# ^ this
Dr. Pepper is my favourite soft drink. It actually tastes quite different in america, because it's now made from High-fructose corn syrup. And trust the yanks to spoil it by wanting to put a blob of ice cream in it (for an extra forty cents)
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I...
...can detect hints of lemon and cinnamon in proper coca-cola. Most of the successful 'American Stlye Cola' brands in the UK seem to imitate that quite well.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
# ever drunk from a muddy puddle?
imagine that with the taste of battery acid and sugar
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# haha
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I demanded that he cyber with me.
He didn't though =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Why would anyone cyber a squirrel!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I forgot to tell him I was a squirrel =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I'M CROC. LOLOLOL IM SHY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# *sex*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# HAHAH
Compo it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ha ha
classy
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Hairy Peter?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Excisley!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Splentastic!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# i've just remembered what jazz musican my dad went to school with
John petters or something
oh harry potter put your wand away! you dirty horse lover
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Suddenly his wand doesn't seem so magic.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# its shooting some kind of magical stars!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# WELCOME TO SHOOTING STARS
WELCOME, WHOEVER YOU ARE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# YEW-RE-KA-KA-KA-KA!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# OMGFUCK.
I downloaded the only 2 episodes I could find yesterday. They really need a DVD release, I fucking love that show.

PEAAAANUTS. IT'S SONG 'BAAT PEANUTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# do you rememebr thte epside where vic is jumpin on bobs belly
and he goes really high and bob gets an exhaust outta no where and sticks it up vics bum and carries him off stage?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# NO!
But I would pretty much kill for a torrent of it all :(

Anyone appreciate Reeves and Mortimer? It's a beaaauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# *faps*
Fucking love that show.
Peanuts = Georges best song.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Not THE John Petters?
"No, a John Petters"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# yes THE John petters
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I really am so very truly sorry
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# truely sorry for your lots.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] friday night shift, is it.
dali, as he probably saw himself. but with more melting puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Pelting muppies D:
I like this.
It is weird.
And brill.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# PELT THE RABBIT IN HIS BIG WHITE FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# It's a terrific bunny bumming!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# That's not really a game, though, is it Vince?
It's more a sequence of events.
A sequence of horrific events...culminating in a rape...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I'm laughing too hard
to type the next line. Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Oh I want the truth to be SAAAAAAID
ba-ba-ba-baaaaa-ba
I knoooow thiiiis muuuch iiiis truuuuue



Edit: you youngsters won't get this at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Youngsters?
you're only 23!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Yeah, name anyone else under the age of 35 who
still listens to Spandau.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I'm sure there are some out there,
but most of the people I know have at least a modicum of taste.
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Kiss my arse, Cakie m'lad.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# *flexes tongue*
Ready when you are m'dear!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# :D
Ooooh you dirty bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# *films*
4.
5. *profits*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ME!
I'm currently 21.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Really?
Well done on both counts then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# WOULD YOU LIKE A PIE?
Nooooooo!
Mmbut it is a good pie!
Nevertheless..the last time you gave me pie, I cut into it with my tiny piecutter, and hundreds of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples..I was confused...it was a trick pie!

GrrrrrWHYYOUNOLIKEMYPIE!?

I just told you!

etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Hahah
This hat is quite cool...in a Pete Doherty sort of way...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I forced Caewan to watch it.
He laughed three times.
Silly Callum, Mighty Boosh is not boring!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Aww...
what a tard sillyhead. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I agree!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Hahah
Did you see me and mofaha's snowmen? The second one, well, wee just rolled loads and loads of snow about to make a huge ball. In the end, it was heavier than oth of us. That was not good for my neck/shoulder. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I didn't!
Is it on your flickr?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Yeah!
The one with the blunt, he was cool. But the first one, we gave him a cigarette made of a twig and lit it. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Hahah but wouldn't that melt him?
They look awesome :D
I want to give one a moustache made of your eyebrow now.

The last time I made a snowman is wasn't a man as such. More of a man's part.
It was painful to see my mum hack it to pieces with a shovel :(

I then rolled a bloody huge ball and got it stuck in the middle of the road.
I ran.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Well
no. We were careful. ^.^ And it barely lit, 'cause it was a wet twig, his ciggy. Oh god. xp

A man's part? Does that mean what I think it means?

Hahahah we got the huge one stuck in front of Tony's deck and spent aages trying to get in front of our own deck. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Yes, I made a snowcock.
AND MUM SLICED IT UP WITH A SHOVEL.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Shoulda closed your eyes when she did that.
But at least now I know if you ever really piss me off, I can just run at you with a shovel. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I'll never really piss you off anyway.
And YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Okay good to know.
And I might. I might not. *mysterious* ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Well if you do, you'd better write to me!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Hahah
PENPALS!!!!!


I always wanted a pen pal. I signed up to get one and payed money and shit and i never got anything. It sucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I'd whore myself out for free
but I doubt mofaha would approve!! :P
It was suggested to me today that I go to a bash with him the next time he goes to england, but I doubt that'll happen :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Someone suggested you go to a bash with mofaha?
Hahah why?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# So that he'll know I'm who I say I am
he said to me once that there's still a doubt I could be a hairy old man, instead of me, who is real. But oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Aaah
right. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# One word per line
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# don't
butt

oh fuck, I can't fit the "in" in.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I'm cccccooooooollllllddd :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I has a TriGun hat
But I'm too hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I'm not wearing much because I got too hot,
but now I'm too cold :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Put clothes on, then
silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I am going to bed anyway :P
Night dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Aw
pssh fine.
Night, love
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# You notice the goodnight down here,
and not my speech up there?
Humph!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# *hands duvet*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# My ex called my duvet my porno blanket
because I used to hide under it all the time
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# The Boosh is the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I beg to differ.
Desperate Housewives ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I can picture you fwapping over that.
I don't want to, but I can.
Ya sweaty hippy face all screwed up, jerking about like a madman.
Bleh!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I don't fancy any of them, to be honest.
I just love the storylines.

I know a guy who accidentally hit Eva Longoria on the head. He fell asleep in an airport and she was sitting behind him, and his head fell back and banged into hers :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# *fans self with tour tickets*
They'd best be fucking shit hot or I will turn them BOTH inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# They do tend to repeat jokes a lot..:S
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# And just make up any old crap
Swan envelopes!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# It's true.
They have repeated one or two* from their tour in series three.

*pfft
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Hence the threats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Hence me being more excited about
more Desperate Housewives than a live tour of the Boosh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Don't touch me!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Never touch me!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Not even when we're out buying..
..hammocks.

We do that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Thanks to the Boosh Live DVD
I now say '*insert city name* YOU CHEEKY BITCH!'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Hahah!
"I don't care if you're filming a dvd, I'll take my own sweet time!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Hahahah
'Top shelf! How you feeling?' Thanks to that, I think Boosh Live, and picture people sitting in shelves. Then I saw Hexachordal's promo for his album and now I picture him curled up on that shelf. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Creepy tom
creepy creepy tom tom!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I'm going off like this
Monkey haands and frooozen legss.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# The ultimate combination!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I once did that through ASDA.
Me and dad have competitions to see who can get the strangest looks while we're shopping, because we both hate it.
I won that time.
He spent the entire time pretending to be a mong once.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
mofaha and I get strange looks in the grocery store all the time. But we make up songs and, like, make faces/noises at the groceries, have fist fights, etc. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# My dad acted out the whole of "Us and them" in the car once.
My favourite bit was his impression of the line "we're only ordinary men"

Can you guess what he did?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I went to ASDA just before,
and contemplated on setting off a Coke and Mentos rocket then legging the fuck out of the store.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I will, but here's the catch.
I have just pciked them fresh off the shelves and not paid for them.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Leave money
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Good idea.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Well done, you have passed the test.
What test?
The Kinder egg test. Most men would have eaten the Kinder egg.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Well done, you have passed the test.
What test?
The ball test. Most men would have caressed my balls.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# REMEMBERRRRRR WHAT THE DOORKNOOOB SAIIIIIID
FEEEEED YOUR HEAAAAAAD.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# in your head, in your he-e-ead - zohombie
do do do do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# WIV DAIR TANKS AND DAIR BOAMS AND DAIR BOAMS AND DAIR GOANS
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# LOL
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll!
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CARE
JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CARE
WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
SOMETHING SOMETHING DAAAAAY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Marconi plays the mamba
listen to the radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# we're the shop of fools
we really are. and i blame singstar.
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I love SingStar.
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# *was almost named after the woman singing that*
I may be getting a white rabbit tattoo on my shoulder because of this song. Well, this song and Ada Nicodemou (good LORD woman come here) in the Matrix.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# jefferson airplane?
so you where nearly called Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Joni Grace.
After Joni Mitchell and Grace Slick (of Jefferson Airplane).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# And instead they went with Captain Wow?
Good decision.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I think so.
:D If b3tans send me mail it usually comes addressed to Captain Wow. Which is EXCELLENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# That's pretty awesome.
I've been meaning to ask as well.
Did you take it from Shaun of the Dead, or was it before that?
Because it's the only place I've heard it, and if I'd been known by that beforehand, I would have fucking flipped out when he said it :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I did, I did.
Dylan Moran makes me laugh more than any other person on the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# He is fucking brillo :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# It was the extended clitoris that threw her parents off
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I call it my shenis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Incidentally, I watched the White Rabbit Star Trek video earlier today. Oh how I love that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Doorknob???
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# :D bless, I think it's cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Oh pisses.
I should have checked the lyrics.
It's been cocking yonks since I've listened to it =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# PELT HIM! PELT HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# needs more blue
and less Jack Nicholson
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# BROWN/FONT/GAME.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# FUCK YOU PENISAPPLE
I JUST LOST THE GAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# HARHARHARHARHAR
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# HAURHAURRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# HAHAH!!
The kittens have called off their attack on you for your blood due to your winning laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Hahahaurrrr
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# BITCH
BOTH OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# DON'T CALL ME A BITCH!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I'M SORRY!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# S'okaaay.
*hugs back*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# HARK!
BEHOLD!

EYEBROWS CAN ALSO BE USED AS PRIMITIVE MOOSTACHES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# needs more upside down mouth
argh!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# this^
is jean reno

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# DALIIIIIIIIIII!
*cleeks*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Satan gave me a taco....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# salsa?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# beck song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# microsoft put me off beck, so i've not lsitening to anything theyve made!
(apart from that one song that comes with xp)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# It's ace.
And on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# xp
comes with a Beck song?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# do a search for "beck"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Possibly later
as Search slows down my whole machine cos my machine is a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# something about needing newer batteries
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Hahah
Where do the batteries go in this thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# ha ha
oh i can't type that! lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Jesus is a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
#
a my
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# JESUS IS HER BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# And...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# he ate my hotdog :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# *yells at Jesus*
He said he'll buy you a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# he never did :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# prepare your home country to burn
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Yay!
antartia!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# He looks more like Manley.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Don't be pedantic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Manley clearly can not walk on water
(see the save the bucket thingy that i'm sure he'll link if he's here)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Jesus
can be a real fucking bastard at times
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# and he put a tick tack in my shoe
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# WHAT A CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Stealing is a sin.
Sinning = no heaven
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I was thinking this very thing.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# jesus is a cunt
so said the jacket i saw a man wearing in asda once.
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I got told off for wearing that t shirt in college.
Obviously a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I had an argument with my brother about this.
Was it a CoF or Manson shirt that started it?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Cradle of bloody Filth.
I hate them, as well. I've threatened that little shit before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# cof, yes.
i knew a guy who's brother was in cradle of filth at some point. TRUFAX. the guy i knew was an auditor.
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Thought so :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# fascists
nobody in asda gave a fuck. mainly because they couldn't read, i wager.
(I helped save b3ta! deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# i was going to add
THE CUNT afterwards
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Yes,
but he did it so your sins could be forgiven.
It's the basis of christianity...
(Pelle ghola, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# so he's my father and holy goat?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I think so.
He could be the whole wheat toast, though...
(Pelle ghola, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Jesus eats everyone's hotdogs,
He think's he's God or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# you can see why they nailed him up now can't you?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Indeed
and if we are all the children of God...
does that make Jesus inbred?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# It's preparation...
...because when you die, Jesus is going to fuck you up old-skool!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# i doubt i'll be going to heaven anyways
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Exactly.
Jesus is going to fuck you up. He's sending you to burn for eternity.

I'll see you there, assuming we're going to be on the same level of Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# i don't beleive in the afterlife
infact i don't believe in religion either but hey!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

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