Don't be.It was coming and I am grateful that you did it because it has been done beautifully :-) *beard mult*
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:30,
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is it me you're looking for?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:37,
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YOU!how is your penis?
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:39,
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long strong and slightly to the rightthanks for asking
How about yours? still short shrivveled? ;) LOL
(How about yours? still short shrivveled? ;) LOL
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:43,
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skuggles!*gropes inappropriately*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:47,
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*squeeks*well hello
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:48,
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how's you? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:51,
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i'm alrite:D
yourselfs?
(yourselfs?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 25 May 2011, 22:02,
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same old shite Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 22:06,
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i see you've lost alot of weight recentlybravo!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 25 May 2011, 22:21,
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yepweight and sleep
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 22:25,
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not sleeping?i didnt get up till 4pm today - lol
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 25 May 2011, 22:26,
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getting to sleep abut 4 a.mgetting up at 8 a.m
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 22:29,
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mostly nowadaysGIT!
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:48,
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I need a beergoing hunting, back soon
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:53,
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Is it tea you're looking for?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:39,
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ha ha this is a pundamit how'd i miss that?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:44,
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DunnoStrange smokey stuff?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:47,
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steam?too much tea? yes that'll be it...
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:48,
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I think this is a bindun(and woo)
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:38,
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hey you're alive!long see no time!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:39,
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mindpiss!and Yes
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:46,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Biscuits"){kind=small}
the origins of dunking
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:27,
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Haha biscuit woodcuts, novel.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:29,
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'tis a witch! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:38,
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Scold herIn boiling hot tea.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:40,
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how will she fare in cider?/could do with a pint
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:41,
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Lovely stuff!May I drop this suitably apocalyptic roasted pea?
(,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:27,
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I don't know were to start really.
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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:15,
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Ahaha click for biggerwish it was that easy in the real world.
A teeny bit NSFW FFS!
(A teeny bit NSFW FFS!
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:16,
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now the cunt
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:17,
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i thought those WERE biscuitsoh, wait, no, they're nipples
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:20,
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Admit it, it's your troll account, you were only pretending to shower. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:22,
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bugger thati'm showered and i'm back.
clean, fresh and slightly moist
(clean, fresh and slightly moist
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:39,
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No, just a 17 day old n00b who escaped into here... HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:19,
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:24,
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The tits have accurate password typing.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:38,
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34C at best Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:40,
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The boobs dimension is leaking into us FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:21,
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Yes, yes it did.hand me the mind bleach good sir!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:32,
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El Wonko!If these are yours may I request that you leave your bra off for a bit before taking pics.
I cant stand those unsightly strap marks.
Now in the flesh I'm not nearly so fussy, all I ask is that you've had a shower in the last 24 hrs.
(,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:27,
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I cant stand those unsightly strap marks.
Now in the flesh I'm not nearly so fussy, all I ask is that you've had a shower in the last 24 hrs.
24 minutes okay? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:41,
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TITS or GTF..oh sorry cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:28,
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Heh heh hehOff to finish Penumbra - Requiem, It's getting too trolly here.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:35,
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Stop showing the internets your fat man moobsMicrocock or GTFO!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:35,
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Do iced gems count as biscuits?
El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:37,
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You owe me a new scroll wheel.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:22,
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^ ThisThanks!
and that ¬
(and that ¬
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:52,
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: )
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Wed 25 May 2011, 22:51,
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Don't worry, lads! Help is at hand!
Click for bigger (190 kb)
..That tape is actually there to keep him from harming members of the public.
it's been a while since i was presented with such a pretty cockhmmm, shower time. anyone care to join me?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:11,
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There's usually a 'shower' here.This is a dangerous ladies question, either answer could be disastrous.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:13,
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This made me smile...* although it could just be wind
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:11,
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I don't know what came over me...
partyboy. Sick, and proud of it.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:00,
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my guess would be poo and spunkbut that's just a hunch
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:03,
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It looks more like chocolate sauce and cream to me.Possibly consult a doctor?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:07,
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Spoil my fun.......mumbles under breath
( partyboy. Sick, and proud of it.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:15,
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Someone with irritable bowel syndrome.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:12,
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The real sadness in all this is that i put a chocolate digestive on the picture.
damn, damn shame, that.
(,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:08,
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damn, damn shame, that.
i foresee much trouble from the jaffa separatists Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:58,
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jaffa republican army herethe jaffa front are teacakes in a tin
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:59,
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they're building up an army Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:02,
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jaffa special forcesare part of the Arab/Spring bullshit we hear from Obama/CameroonClegg these days. Ring your Libdem MP about it.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:06,
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with a smashing horology bit in the middle
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:58,
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aww lil monkiesi'd buy that :D
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:44,
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monkey biscuitssss!*loves*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:44,
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The 'happy face' on the middle panel has a squint. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:10,
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Hahahahahasmashing : )
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Wed 25 May 2011, 22:52,
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You can't beat a 'blacked up' happy facethey simply won't allow it
(,
Thu 26 May 2011, 16:53,
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You can buy chocolates like this in The Netherlands.I wouldn't be surprised if they had Zwarte Piet biscuits also.
(,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:49,
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BUFFERING....Edit: Less than an hour and 2 goatse jammy dodgers already.. I predict a theme
( Richard Shitheels,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:33,
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i predict a riot Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:38,
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not fucking likely Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:46,
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NOT PHOTOSHOPPED????!!!!Gentlemen, start your torches.
( Richard Shitheels,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:37,
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I'd like to submit my goatse-themed shop nice and early please.(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:02, archived)
I *heart* this challenge
Om nom nom
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:31,
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where's the emergency spoon?you need an emergency spoon!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:35,
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but you have to have an emergency spoonto scoop bits of overly soggy biscuit out of your tea!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:49,
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i'm not a fan of biscuits Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:58,
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it's shameful, i know Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:05,
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No reallyIt's OK to be different.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 25 May 2011, 21:12,
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Yay i made this last week when i thought the compo was biscuits.
FIEND,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:26,
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*wanks slowly while thinking of Mo Mowlam's sweaty arsecrack on a hot day* Richard Shitheels,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:28,
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The trick of course is that if everyone has fired their wad apart from you, it's best not to jizz on the biscuit at all. Just point your chap elsewhere during climax. That way you are not the last person to jizz on the biscuit as you didn't and never will. Unless of course you like a bit of spunky goodness with your bourbon (I know I do).
(,
Wed 25 May 2011, 22:31,
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Needsmore third law.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:25,
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why is his cock in a dish? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:09,
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youve never fallen foul of the old 'cock in a bucket' jape? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:11,
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Maybe he has the same problem as me......all his plates are dirty....
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Wed 25 May 2011, 20:18,
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pfffcan't stand dirty dishes
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:21,
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you've just reminded mei've left a pan soaking
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:29,
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ha hahatstand
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:39,
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KATAMARI DAMACHEE-EEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:54,
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'lo
EDIT: THIS WAS MY 2000th POST ON HERE!
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 19:53,
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YES!cunt deserves it just for the biskwits thing
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:04,
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it pisses me off too amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:08,
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Those ad guysshould just stop using bloody puppets mispronouncing words. Simples!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:11,
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Yeah those Sainsburys ads with James Oliver are terrible
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:18,
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love itI resized this for the front page
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:09,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: BISCUITS!
This weeks challenge is a celebration of one of those small things that makes Britain Great. It's a one-word challenge. Biscuits!
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 19:43,
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important questionwhere do we stand with Jaffa Cakes?
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 25 May 2011, 19:46,
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Jaffa CakesI refer the honourable gentleman to the answer b3ta biscuit expert Nicey gave on these pages some time ago.
Do you consider the Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit? (Mystery_Bob)
A: Cake. Its a Cake.
From www.b3ta.com/interview/nicey/
(Do you consider the Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit? (Mystery_Bob)
A: Cake. Its a Cake.
From www.b3ta.com/interview/nicey/
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 19:48,
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So will you personally be enforcing a no Jaffa Cake rule for this challenge?(you walked right in to this one Fraser ;)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 25 May 2011, 19:50,
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I imagine it's similar to parlay - more like guidelines.Plus what b3ta have you been traversing where people stick to compo descriptions? :P
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 19:56,
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You wouldn't dunk a jaffa cake in tea*, therefore its not a biscuit.*if you do, you're a sick cunt.
(,
Wed 25 May 2011, 19:55,
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hasn't it got something to do with biscuits go soft when they're staleand cakes go hard? the problem with this is who's going to not eat a jaffa cake and let it go stale to ever find out? never going to happen
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 25 May 2011, 19:58,
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sorryby saying important question, I seem to have confused people in to thinking I was being serious and not just being silly.
You can relax, it doesn't matter whatever way you want to worry about it.
(You can relax, it doesn't matter whatever way you want to worry about it.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:00,
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I dunk Jaffa Cakesthey go all soft and melty :)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:30,
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I always have known they were cakes.
The name is a giveaway, but it's when they go stale that's the clincher.
Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard.
(,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:47,
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The name is a giveaway, but it's when they go stale that's the clincher.
Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard.
il get this one in quick
theres more
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 25 May 2011, 19:48,
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Well that's justbrilliant :D
Have a click good sir
(Have a click good sir
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 19:51,
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thanks 
care for a cousteau cream
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 25 May 2011, 19:54,
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thanks cap,n
have a jammy todger
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:00,
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Christ! What does that make the toffee ones?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:02,
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*puts down the chocolate dodger* Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:04,
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i dread to think.*shudders*
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:05,
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Stop the compowe have a winner. I woo'd it before and I'll woo it again.
WOO
(WOO
Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:28,
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that's acemust have took bloody ages
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:37,
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Well, the new Transformers movie looks a whole lot better than the lastTransformers
Biscuits in disguise
Is this one Star Cream?
(Biscuits in disguise
Is this one Star Cream?
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Fri 27 May 2011, 14:36,
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yay! finally! :D
(repost *cough*)
Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Wed 25 May 2011, 19:51,
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I thought it was going to be last week....
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Wed 25 May 2011, 19:56,
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where is the chocolate hobnob? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:05,
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Needs more chocolate and digestive intersection. Richard Shitheels,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:32,
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some of the stuff on your site is stunninga man who knows his fonts
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 25 May 2011, 20:54,
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