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(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:18, archived)
# Take a long walk on that short pier.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:25, archived)
# Could have, they are saying "natural causes".
Likely he just choked on a half chewed lightbulb in his sleep.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:36, archived)
# Ah...never think in bed.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:38, archived)
# Wheres the rude stuff?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:54, archived)
# Not sure where or what could be added to arse it up.
I suppose I could add an incongruous CDC sitting on the dock.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:59, archived)
# Ps I like this
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:12, archived)
# They're in the window
can't you see?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:01, archived)
# Ship!
Where have you been, abandoning us like that?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:13, archived)
# "n"
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:17, archived)
# Boom!
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:18, archived)
# Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 7:09, archived)
# I was free!
It was glorious! And then... not so much... the thing on stupid facebook, F5ing, you know how it is.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:18, archived)
# You'll never leave
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 7:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 4:49, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwww.
Gingers are gross!
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:16, archived)
# You said it.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:28, archived)
# Seeing that spelt with an 'e' rather than a '3' just looks really weird now.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:41, archived)
# Yeah, this was 10 years ago when rob invented b3ta.
He got the idea from his nerd shirt.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:44, archived)
# Trufax.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:53, archived)
# Booji Boy!
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:16, archived)
# Christ
this is rather terrifying.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:30, archived)
# There there...all better.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:33, archived)
# nooooope
nope.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:38, archived)
# Run home as fast as you can before it's...

....................................................................too late.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:46, archived)
# Taking off with a bottle of white wine before someone sees
makes this more relatable, and much less terrifying. As long as it's running, and not chasing...
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:51, archived)
# Is it wrong to not find this sexy at all?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 7:10, archived)
# If it is
I don't want to be right.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 7:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy chocolate weekend, fellow b3tans
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:54, archived)
# say..... what now?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 2:04, archived)
# A taste of paradise...?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 2:31, archived)
# a bounty easter egg is simply a coconut
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry] mnnnng
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:07, archived)
# I regularly used to see people like this at Spiral Tribe.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:10, archived)
# cocaine is a hell of a drug
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] pussy pea
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry] *peas along with the nice kitty*
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 2:10, archived)
# a bit of the old. "in out, in out"
/ac
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] My first meme pic compo entry
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:55, archived)
# teh quo cause marzipan shocker
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:01, archived)
# ah, i didn't realise it was teh quo
did you make the skeletons? they're very good
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:10, archived)
# No,
I stole them off the internet then quo-ified them.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:12, archived)
# oh well, it's always good to see teh quo
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:27, archived)
# marzipan
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
# marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan
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(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
# marzipan
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)
# tastes like a shite that's spent a week in a bakery
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan marzipan
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(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:23, archived)
# DEMONSTRATION MODE
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:23, archived)
# 10 PRINT MARZIPAN
20 GOTO 10
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)
# import(marzipan)
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:33, archived)
# No no no
That would lead to:


MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
MARZIPAN
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 8:49, archived)
# IDDQD
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:25, archived)
# this is too gay for gayshift
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:48, archived)
# Gayshift has cranked it up a notch.
It'll be Amaretto next.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:48, archived)
# CANNOT IMPROVE THREAD
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:50, archived)
# OK then.
Here's my first ever animation.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:58, archived)
# this my bestest evar
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:59, archived)
# Ooooh, you're one of those talented types.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:09, archived)
# speshulist
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:12, archived)
# ha, this is mine
they're pretty similar
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:00, archived)
# My edges are rougher than yours.
I love your use of white space.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:11, archived)
# i did go back and make the background transparent
but because of how i built the pic i end up with bits poking out everywhere.
basically there's a lot of white blocks hiding my shitty skills
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:19, archived)
# I'd be more comfortable
with a more general discussion of almond-based products
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:02, archived)
# reeeeally?!!!...
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:25, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 4:22, archived)
# almond paste is shit
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:46, archived)
# This discussion should happen
all day every day.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:32, archived)
# Granular pus cakes!
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 1:51, archived)
# Marzipan: marzipan
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:44, archived)
# Easter and no jesus posts
What's wrong with you all

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# stick it up your massive colon, fucksmadger
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# ^^^THIS --- HARD!!!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# There was a wave of them yesterday, but now it's all gone secular
And I'm afraid I'm going to have to RIS on this one
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# I missed the fun then
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Haha, forgot about that!
Well, there's a lot of Easter still to go.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
# ha ha -- i love it
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# XD that's brutal
I'm showing it to the kids tomorrow
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
# haha these are brilliant!!
had no ideas about chuck ;)
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Easter has been replaced by Napster

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)
# and then shut by metallica
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# i found this bunny for the rob compo


well... at least it's topical :/
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# would!
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# I could pearoast this classic -
still in time for Good Friday by my clock
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 5:21, archived)
# Dammit
Been busy moving house and never got round to posting this for last week's challenge

What's next? Skellingtons, eh? Very nice.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# woo!! nice air..


..yeah i'm a bit behind too :))
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Now updated for new compo...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# He looks like he's enjoying himself
and doesn't give a damn about being late for anything, let alone the compo.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] scribbly scribbly/

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] and another from the vaults

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Oh wow. Nicely indeed.
Sorry for posting on top with an out of date challenge entry!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# no probs
its a roast anyway, but from so long ago there's nobody left here who saw it first time.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Wahey! :D
I don't know why this plays in my head when I see this... very groovy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDKH6ax2C8w
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# groovy indeed
:)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# ooooOOooooh! nice!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# ooo groovey!!
*likes*
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# w00t!
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 6:19, archived)
[challenge entry] For a first time? Not too bad.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)
# I WANT TO TAKE THIS FACE OFF
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# i now smell like a very decadent sweet shop
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# the original night of the living dead, horror channel, RIGHT NOW!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Pulp Fiction just started on Alibi +1!
I'll probably pop over to NotLD though. :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# :D Ha ha...YEAH!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Worth the wait!
although I feel the other arm should maybe be out a bit rather than down at the side - she looks like she'd be a bit off balance.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Yeah, I didn't really know what to do with that arm.
And this isn't the fox soldier I draw all the time. It's actually kind of my avatar. :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Ah yes, I thought he was a bit more cartoony than your usual character
Still, really good though and I predict more great things to come
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# I'll probably carry on making GIFs... possibly with the other character instead.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I look forward to it
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# woo hoo!!
glad you are giving it a go :))
this is one my nephew made today of Pyro, he wants to be an illustrator/design games characters, yay! I only knew who Pyro was because of b3ta & i think one of your recent pics?! haha...

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Haha, nice! :D
You should tell him it's a good industry to get into :) illustrators and games designers get paid LOADS, though it is quite competitive. ^^
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# thanks!! he loves it, & is really good for 11 too!!
it looks a bit scruffy because he used my pastels, which is all i had to hand. going to take pencils & things round tomorrow so we can so some drawing together :))

we made this gif too..
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Good good :)
The key to being a good illustration is drawing from reference, very rarely from memory. Then just go from there. :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
# cool, he draws his space marines after painting them, will show him what you said :))
good stuff, learnt loads on here lately :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Nice one :)
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)
# first anim?
very fucking good, flash or ps?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Potatochop.
I used to make crappy animations in Flash years ago, but not necessarily frame-by-frame.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# i think ps is great for anims
but it is very quirky in certain areas and could be cleaned up and made more user friendly, i'd go into more detail but i'm drinking aND COULDN'T BE ARSED
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Is a bit of a ball-ache, but I'm more used to its layout.
I guess it's not really meant for proper animation, but does the job fine.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)
# One thing I find is weird with animations in ps
is sometimes if you change a tiny thing and save again the file is suddenly massive, and it turns out the grain in the image has gone all different and it thinks the frames are more different than they should be... if that makes sense.

These days I tend to create the frames in photoshop then do any tidying up with gif movie gear, which doesn't fuck about.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Yeah, I find that sometimes when I do other GIFS...
the optimization capabilities in PS are... flawed. Most of the time, to make it /boardworthy, I have to make it look really blocky and crap.

But yeah, jokes, technique, etc.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# If you import an amimation into photoshop, it has already been optimised once,
Because of this it is full of artifacts, so the reoptimising it again will increase the file size, because you are trying to optimises a grainy file,

When I make animations, I always save the indivualy frames that I am going to use as the highest quality I can, so they are as clear as possible, and then let imageready do the optimising.

If I am making individual transparent frames to import into animationshop or whatever, I aleways save them as transparent PNGs, they are a lot clearer that gifs.... and thuse when you optimise them into gifs the files are a lot smaller...

I hope this makes some sort of sence//

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I'm not too familiar with all the jargon, but this all sounds logical
Wasn't sure what the pros and cons of PNGs are. I've come across them of course but never tried saving anything as one. But yes that sounds like a good idea...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)
# The advatage of the png is, that it doesn't loose any image information when you save it,
so remains beautifull and clear and clean, and you can also use them to keep transparent files, so are great for importing into animation software, because they will optimise far better than a transparent gif which has already been optimised once and is full of graininess, that is really hard to optimise, because optimising grainy images with lots of variations just buggers them up the poop shoot ;-) and makes them masive
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# aaaah!!
useful :)) although sometimes PS elements won't load really mahoosive files/too many frames, so some form of scaling may be needed beforehand... trial & error :))
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
# That would make sense if you've used the "lossy" option when optimising.
If not, the GIF will be lossless, just like a PNG, and you can cheerfully save it and open it and re-save it as many times as you like with no degradation.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Yay, great job....
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# More of this
it's like a Scooby Doo ending gone wrong.

I like all your simple details that I would have overlooked; the bouncing fringe, the mask stretching and the strap twanging.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# I think I might be on to something here.
Expect more of this in the future. :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Yay!
Verily gut.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Great first attempt.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Nicely :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Absorbent
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# I thought skeletons had no tissue on them! ;-)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# ba-dum ching
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# oh no you didn't!!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# this is great
(, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 2:16, archived)
[challenge entry] It has all the gossip too....
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)
# pfffft
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# It has the gossip too ;-)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Like what?
Sneak preview pls.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Just any pointless words and made up stuff about pointless people you don't know or care about...
so and so is splitting with so and so and so and so is getting together with so and so stuff I think ;-)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Ha
It's clear from your inside knowledge you're an avid reader.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# And soap plots too! I fucking love soap plots!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Can this twat not even dress himself properly?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# I know, I was going to stick a willy comming out of his fly, but thought it might be a little NSWF
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Not safe work for it is in the Dagobah system.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha, back to front I got it!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Fuck Yoda.
He talks like he's French.

Stupid green prick.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# you can get ointment for that
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# A berry he wears between takes I hear...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Jumpin' jesus on a trampoline...
She's really putting on the weight...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# It's a ruse so when she loses it again she can publish a diet book !
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# i'm not surprised she looks fat
that dress is dreadful!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# It's how they always look when you have to take a size 6 in to make it fit!
How'sh mish monkey penny?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# fed up
and on the verge of a massive bender
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Sorry to hear that, But I here you're well practiced in doing benders the right way, so I'm sure you'll do it succsessfully!
Have you got a full night of supplies in?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# 4 pints of strongbow
and tesco is five minutes away. the 4 pints will probably be enough to knock me out, so i'm just debating if i should leave tesco till tomorrow and have a bubble bath with a can of bow
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Sounds like a nice idea.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
# problem is, i need to stay awake till about 1
as the original night of the living dead is on the horror channel tonight
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)
# You never said that!
Get to tescos woman!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# i can now
i've been watching no reservations and waiting for the bit where bourdain is served squeasel
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha, I have no idea what that maens!
I'm guessing it's a film with carecters I'v never hear of, either that or you're looking out of your window at your very strange nieghbours!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# it's a food show
anthony bourdain is a chef who travels all over the world and eats the weirdest shit you've ever seen. squeasel is the vietnamese word for porcupine, apparently. check it out of urban dictionary
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Ow will do,
I miss loads of stuff because I don't put the TV on untill late...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Not the offspring of a squirrel and a weasel?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Squeasel doesn't sounds remotely Vietnamese!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# well that's what they called it
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Just watched the clip
That's what they called it when speaking English, not Vietnamese ;) He was probably mispronouncing weasle, although I can't say I've ever seen one in Vietnam...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# MadCatMan and Smash Monkey sitting up a tree!
Take your own strongbow!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# my sister has toffee butter bath oil
she won't have it when she gets home
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Argh no it sounds sticky.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# 4 pints sounds good enough:-)
Go for the bubble bath option, and a clearer head tomorow..... ;-)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)
# i may scoot to tesco
and at lest i'll have tomorrow's supplies. it's cold, so after a brief sojourn outside, that bath will feel all the better
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Get some nice muchies to nibble while your there too!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# i'm still full of salad
and i've got my homemade pea and ham soup for later, not to mention grapes and doritos
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# I'v changed my diet, eating loads of salad myself, I lost 6 pounds in 3 weeks already!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Keep it up, and you'l soon be invisable!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I'm dissolving like a disprin!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# i've los 17 and a half stones
beat that, sucker
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Hahaha Yay ;-) brilliant...
I'd gone to 12 stone 10 pounds, and being 5'10" 12 stone is about as big as I should be, I'v been feeling really uncomfortable, so my target is 11 and a half stone
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# if i could get all the loose skin removed
it'd add up to about another 2 stones
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# fuck it, i'm off to tesco
i love shopping anyway
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Enjoy ;-)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Is it a karate kid joke! sorry ! ;-)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha I missed a trick there
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Wax's lyrical! ;-)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Would :D
Bone her
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Just hope she doesn't put any more weight on!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Ray Hermanhausen? :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# hahaha
Golden Axe: The Lost Levels
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Haha, I hope he took his fleece, I here it gets chilly at night ;-)
I was posting as you did, If I'd seen you'd just posted I would have given it a while....
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Fably done Herman
This is Jason and the Argonauts right? Got that lurking on a VHS tape somewhere I'm sure. Must re-watch some time.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# if it was a Scotch tape you're fucked
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I think it may have been a BASF
I've always liked that word... BASF
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# I'm impressed you still have and use videos
charity shops around here (that still sell them) price them up at 10p. TEN PENCE ! It seems like only yesterday you had to fork out £20 for some Hollywood crap on VHS.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# it's good, but it's not clash of the titans
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# hahahaha
poor aul rob has been getting a ps-beating this week
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Hahaha excellent
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# skelingtons AND Rob, woo!!
what happened to the Rob compo?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Hairy skullballz
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
# gayshift`s gonna love this :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# i do!
...I mean, they will :P
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)
# PedroHin: Official spokesperson of the GayShift
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# does that mean pedro is gay in an official sense?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# I believe he is gay for certain formal occasions, yes
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# good to know
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# btw, finally managed to have that surgery on wednesday
all did not go well.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# :(
Was about to make a gender-reassignment joke. Thought better of it. Hope you're ok.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# the chances of me ever getting off the disabled list are now only one in ten
the big op i need is so dangerous that the surgeon is thinking the odds of success don't justify the risks involved. i've told him the risks are mine and i intend to take them.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# :(
What have those clowns at the hospital done now?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# covered their arses, basically
i'm still covered in drip holes. my veins were playing hide and seek and it took 6 tries to get a line in
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# This is all a massive bummer
Hope you'll be ok for the bash in May
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# oh, i'll be there, don't you worry
in return for spending this weekend dog-sitting, my sister has already bought my train ticket and i've dyed my hair purple
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I'll be getting my side fringe re-cut soon so I can do the whole Veronica Lake thing
It'll be a fine jamboree
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)
# if i don't stagger my drinks
i may miss half of the night due to snoring in the pub
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I aim to eat lots to absorb the alcohols
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)
# i can't eat lots
which may be a problem.
if you're staying at ghostie's, you can help me get into bed :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# I need to eat a lot, I've only just got out of the "dangerously underweight" bracket.
Hehe, oh the irony of me being the sober sensible one!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# yes, actually i am wearing my gaysuit as we type
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:39, archived)
# i hope it's sparkly
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# u mithpelled thparklee
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# calm down, igor
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# dambit!
wow!
nice!
but it scared me too
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# I will put my vote in for boner challenge!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] And...back in the room. Woo.
I'll just pop this here.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# boner challenge accepted!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Yes!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# BUM TSS BUM TSS BUM TSS BUM TSS
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# that's one curiously unwrinkled headnad
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Got a face lift on my balls
& use really hi-end moisturizers
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# i've heard haemorrhoid cream reduces wrinkles
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I can hear Spiral Tribe...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
# YaY :D
Hairy nuts
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Bloody hell
......tries to reach medication for epilep..........
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# ^this
passes the valproate :))
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# I blame some Super Furry Animals lyrics for this...

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# RIP Valin
aka sirealestates
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely :-)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Also
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# pfft
;)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
# this really shouldn't make me giggle as much as it is
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# haha
tickled me!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
# ha ha
bloody hell
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)
# ARF!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Hahaha silly
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# ^this
too
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Haha, I hear the rules a little fozzy!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# waka waka !
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 0:21, archived)
# I posted this and ran away again last night
I wasn't expecting to see it on the front page this morning.

Thank you all :D
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Spang!
;)
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
#
This is crap
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# I think it's spiffing
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know why. It worked in my head


But my head is an odd place.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Phwoar works for me
:D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)
# It's good,
but for some reason I prefer the original.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
# instant boner
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
# O.o
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)
# This puts me in mind of the video for Sha La La La La by the Heavy Young Heathens
But I prefer my women with a bit more meat on them :P
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)
# lady gaga?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Ha
A gray hair, how embarrassing.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Pfft,
I have been dyeing my roots grey for years. It's all the rage.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# I hope it causes no crashes when they put it on the billboards :-)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# I shall
get my xylophone clinkers out if you're not careful. Beware!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# just a faceswap of Armando Iannucci getting into character
with a bit of tidying up & 'painting' to smooth the face & transition.
Armando Iannucci's new US TV series Veep which will be seen by few viewers in the UK due to HBO's deal with Sky.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# top shop
is it going to be on Sky Atlantic?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# not sure
all I know is HBO and Sky signed a deal for exclusive rights to all HBO stuff last year :-(
(which will be a tad complex if there is a new HBO/BBC joint production)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# blame Cameron and the Daily Mail
guaranteed to be to blame
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# It was Francis Maude
who advised Sky to fill up the station with American imports and store them in the garage.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Yes
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
# He's ended up looking disturbingly like Telly Savalas in a wig
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
# o yes o yes

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Pivo Vellocet
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# either I've drunk too much already or I've seen this before
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# -__-
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# although, I would have thought most people who work til 5
wouldn't have to come into work today, and could beer it up from dawn-til-dusk with impunity.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Rioja o'clocka
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Déjà vu time
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)
# roasted peas? in a new thread?
time for a bit of the old...ultra violence!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea for Compo
In it's very own thread.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# eh?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# If I recall correctly, that skeleton was the subject of a brief and not-very-productive bandwagon
Furthermore, I understand the two gentlemen in the picture have a colleague who is known as Bones.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# i was refering to the poor troll attempt
and the apostrophe catastrophe
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# In Soviet Deep Space
Poor troll attempt refers to YOU
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Have this :D


Proper non-pea entry coming soon.

Oh by the way, does anyone here know anything about hand-drawn, frame-by-frame animation?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# you mean a flick-book?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Sort of like the ones JollyJack does.
So not strictly hand-drawn, but you know what I mean. :P
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)
# You mean frame-by-frame as in comic book style?
Not animated in any way
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Nah, sort of like, each frame of the GIF is individually drawn.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# What are you asking though?
If you're working on paper, make sure the paper is thin and the drawings are thick, to give you a reference for the next frame. If you're on a computer life is a lot easier, since you make each frame a layer, and set the new layer at 50% opacity (or less) while you draw it.

Then export as an animated GIF.

I must be missing something because typing all that seems very patronising....
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# It's gonna be on the computer.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm wondering if there's any tips on animation itself. Like, motion lines and stuff.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Ah, right
Beyond me, sorry, my efforts basically go as far as "scribble and hope".
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)
# I'm no expert, but I'd imagine studying the old masters would help
Like download some old Disney cartoons and study them frame by frame
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Hmm, good idea.
I could also potentially analyze GIFs frame by frame. ^^
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# I've used this site a fair bit & found it very helpful
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Oh no you deeeeeeee-
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Thanks
:DD
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Oops, yes, you actually used the word animation!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Nope.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Oooooh
I might have a go at it tonight; I haven't done anything like it in years, and even then it was a bit poo.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Here's the oldschool way:

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Smart :D
It's just a case of if my idea is plausible, with my current animation skill.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:08, archived)
# You can draw already. It's just a case of stacking drawings really.
I'm no expert. I'm self-taught, and all my animations are experiments. Most of them fail, but once in a while one will come out half decent. It's all trial and error.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# True, true.
With any luck, I'll have something by the end of the night. I know exactly what I want to animate, so I can hit the ground running. :)
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I'll keep an eye out for that now :D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Isn't looking too bad so far :D
Here's what I've got up to now. Doubles as a facepalm .GIF.

(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# looking good
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Perfect for when you've been conned into clicking the purple link
:D
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# It wasn't even purple o___o
At least that's what my excuse will be in DeAgostini court.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Looking good so far...
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# By George, he's got it!
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# http://www.plasticanimationpaper.dk/
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# trollin' trollin trollin, keep those wankers trollin'
RAWHIDE! *whipcrack*
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Very own thread is in it
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Six times I had to read that
cause after the first I had a brain melt.
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# heh heh heh
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)

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