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[challenge entry] Findun?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:23, archived)
# WOO
…and howdy Cap'n! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:25, archived)
# Shuriken!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha, all the funnier because of your story about shouting abuse at him :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:28, archived)
# Ah, goodtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:33, archived)
# Some people might say it was childish and cruel, but on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:35, archived)
# Once found his wedding ring in my soup.
Couldn't prove anything, but I'm sure he had a small hand in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:40, archived)
# tell us a story, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:05, archived)
# ceiling Beadlefish is watching you...
...type meaningless and unrelated replies
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:45, archived)
# Retort!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I call this one a 'Michael'. Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:19, archived)
# He looks positively thrilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:25, archived)
# Frankly I don't know how they thought it could be anything other than a clock!
(Leemondus, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:45, archived)
# Looks swarthy. Alert the authorities.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:27, archived)
# call it a fish grinder and compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Sperm Whale. Mammal, fish, yadda yadda...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:44, archived)
# Hunting for harpoontang.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:29, archived)
# Meanwhile in Barnsley...


Click for bigger (322 kb)
(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:16, archived)
# the auto image host/resizer has problems with png files
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:19, archived)
# No it doesn't, it just fucks them up, no problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:36, archived)
# Saves money on birthday presents when your parents are your in-laws too
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:21, archived)
# haha, facebook!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:30, archived)
# *unlikes*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:31, archived)
# the ability to thumbs down something will definitely bring all the kids back from snapgram or whatever the fuck they're spending all their time on now, yes well done zuckerberg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:49, archived)
# Yeah, he's Auntie Jackie's sister's brother's boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:42, archived)
# It's true because PICTUAAAR
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:13, archived)
# Fingers!
Not sticks!

Everyone knows fish don't have sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Helloooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:09, archived)
# That's no fish
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 7:56, archived)
# Note to self: Never try to second-guess the compo vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:28, archived)
# You and me both!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:44, archived)
# Trotsky had a coolbox that he used to store his beers and sarnies in
But it wouldn't stay cool. So he went to the supermarket and got some stuff that you stick in the freezer to chill it down first. But whenever his back was turned, the stuff kept talking about him (or so he thought) and spreading gossip.

He got an icepack that made his ears burn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:13, archived)
# Damn marxist bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:52, archived)
# You should be Strangled.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] would make things quicker
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:49, archived)
# the poor thing :(
...earlier that day..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:07, archived)
#
"Yeah, mate, last night was well legendary. Got absolutely battered."
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:06, archived)
# good cod...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:12, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:17, archived)
# I will rescue Uff
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 14:26, archived)
# Will tare your sole apart
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:59, archived)
# Tartare, Shirley.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:59, archived)
# Halibut, Ashley.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:29, archived)
# just one to add to the product names
actually real stuff.... i shit you not

www.thomann.de/gb/dick_hoehenverstellschrauben_2.htm
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:33, archived)
# sell more dick
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:40, archived)
# you're shitting me
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:47, archived)
# lol "screws"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:00, archived)
# Heh, "brass" means "prostitute"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:17, archived)
# Pfft! Rubber
www.thomann.de/gb/rubber_eraser.html
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:43, archived)
# Fnaaaar! Triple flange
www.thomann.de/gb/fischer_amps_silikontips_triple_flange.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:48, archived)
# MODZ
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:49, archived)
# They also sell dickwolf eliminators.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:50, archived)
# Retorted
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:29, archived)
# Where does the boiling piss go?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - New Fish

Ocean life has halved since the 70s. Sure it's a clear sign of our impending extinction, but lets ignore that
and fill all that watery space with new fish of our own design.
Big fish, little fish, carboard box shaped fish, it's up to you.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:42, archived)
# smash will love this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:53, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] always time for a cockfish
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] relative of the apefish
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:58, archived)
# *websheriffs*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:03, archived)
# bass! how low can you go
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:07, archived)
# heh, might do something for this one
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:03, archived)
# Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:00, archived)
# thanks
most of the really ancient people (rob, monkeon, stallion, and several others) are 14 today; I'm merely 13
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Spotted Dick?
(Alligator, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 23:45, archived)
# My God, it's full of stars!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 0:04, archived)
# The Old Gay Gristle Test
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 2:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 3:11, archived)
# Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a cat rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:26, archived)
# Advanced pilates with Andrew Lloyd Webber
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:53, archived)
# Is it though?
Is it really?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:01, archived)
# No.
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:42, archived)
# New title sequence for Through the Keyhole?
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:25, archived)
# Where the knob turns into Keith Lemon?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:34, archived)
# Times Square Elmo dramatic short
A day in the life of a New York City Character:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIiuzyOH1ZY

(reelduty, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 18:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 18:30, archived)
# i love horses
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 18:45, archived)
# Yay, it's Jeremy!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 20:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 20:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:20, archived)
# what trot-matching algorithm etc
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 23:36, archived)
# vg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 23:43, archived)
# Pffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 9:17, archived)
# Epic hoss.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 23:08, archived)
# I miss Jeremy
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 11:58, archived)
#
i think if you take the https:// bit off the link it will be clickable. you can then expect to be hoisted on the shoulders of b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 18:56, archived)
# ...just before a hefty heave-ho! & toss into the mouth of a hungry volcano
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:27, archived)
# toss into a volcano? oooo kinky!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:29, archived)
# that could spatter
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:45, archived)
# lord of the rings alternative ending:
hobbits vs. volcano: WANK/OFF
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 20:40, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 18:57, archived)
# ha!
a/c
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 18:59, archived)
#
actual footage.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:18, archived)
# If you post this on /links, people can vote on it, and it might get into the newsletter!
That's right, the newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:14, archived)
# THE MOTHERFUCKING NEWSLETTER!!! SRSLY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:25, archived)
# No Fucking Way!!
Where do I sign up????
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:27, archived)
# 2011
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:28, archived)
# Mm-hmm.
I like your sig.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:54, archived)
# great days
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha!
i think the doc gave me the biggest belly laughs, his / her kelsey grammer cheeseburger thing was really quite something
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:49, archived)
# A true American icon.
Doc's mastery of the absurd has no equal. He just spews it out, where I (and many others) have to
struggle at it. However, time passed, he grew to a young man, and the lure of girls and cheap beer
has robbed us of him. I figure he will return, in a few years, when the cynicism of adulthood hits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 23:09, archived)
#
that's the dream
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 23:22, archived)
# Lost in time, like tears in rain.
www.b3ta.com/board/9289570
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 0:39, archived)
# Not as such. A spot of digging and I found it, and I rehosted/uploaded it in all its glory.
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/30810/1442447762/chesesebe.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 0:58, archived)
# then bread happens
Wow, excellent digging.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 1:13, archived)
# [bread not pictured]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 3:04, archived)
# not sure if you'll see this reply but a thousand thank yous anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 6:38, archived)
# [/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 20:33, archived)
# holy shit I don't think I ever saw that one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 7:56, archived)
# It won the compo!
Bloody right too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 10:53, archived)
# Great nights.



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 23:50, archived)
# They really were.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 3:05, archived)
# hitting your inbox like diana in a mercedes
/topical
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:28, archived)
# It was, the last time we had a newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:59, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:36, archived)
# 20 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:15, archived)
# FUCK A HORSE.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:34, archived)
# i love horses
the defence rests.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:51, archived)
# It's going to take him 15 HD minutes to build up to it, I don't think I can be bothered waiting around, let's just fuck him in the eye with a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:55, archived)
# or with
a fucking fish
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 20:41, archived)
# n00bquake! Now what's the etiquette, do we climb on one at a time, or two?
If two, are we playing winner stays on?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:55, archived)
# The L-Plate Image Reply Graveyard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:15, archived)
# Don't be sad. You gave it your best.

Everyone gets teased in the beginning and later they adore you! That's what happened to me.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:04, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 6:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Ten US P

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:25, archived)
# Closed for lunch - Bach at two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:29, archived)
# We have some office space out back Fur Elise
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:30, archived)
# You mean out bach?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:21, archived)
# Where keep the used Bait Oven
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:46, archived)
# ...and if yur walking thru the park during lunch plz don't get eaten by a Wolfgang, LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:31, archived)
# Did you see the ceramic poppies in the ditch around the Tower of London last year?
That was great moats art.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:36, archived)
# You best be back Ligeti spit
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:57, archived)
#
Offenbach later than that.
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 21:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:46, archived)
# they already know.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:01, archived)
# Sadtimes.
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:28, archived)
# haha, just joking :p
i have no friends...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:50, archived)
# This happens to me a lot at work
Oh little chocolate raisin
You are so small and brown
Why do you float to the surface
When I try to flush you down?

Your brothers went ahead of you
Of their own free will
Now I have to wait two minutes
For the cistern to refill

Oh little chocolate raisin
Why do you hang around
No-one wants to see you there
When they're sitting down

Your swimming skills defy your size
Fighting flushing down
Explaining why I took so long
Will make my manager frown

Oh little chocolate raisin
Now we say goodbye
From toilet bowl to open seas
After several tries
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:10, archived)
# 24p, those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:27, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:47, archived)
# HEY! Where's my free spinner?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 23:14, archived)
# If you're at work
I'm confused why you care
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:16, archived)
# this for the new National Anthem
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:18, archived)
# Sounds like a Rolf Harris song
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:23, archived)
# noncesense!
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:28, archived)
# You're Jack the Peg
With an extra turd
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:45, archived)
# beaker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:33, archived)
# The voice in my head read this in the voice of Pam Ayres.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:05, archived)
# I have a Pam Ayres style poem for you too:
My name's Pam Ayres
I've got a sticky minge
I couldn't get my flaps apart
So I had to fit a hinge
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:37, archived)
# my name is P. Ayres
the P. stands for Pamela. not Pubic.

(can't remember who said that, but it was the eighties...)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 16:59, archived)
# It was Frank Bough.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 23:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:23, archived)
# So does that make you a 1 or 5 on the Bristol scale?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 18:01, archived)
# Just put some toilet paper on top of it, why are you writing poetry
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 8:00, archived)
# Well that was interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:38, archived)
# Finally, a politician with nothing to hide
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:42, archived)
# and nothing to look at
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 13:16, archived)
# And he has a beard!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 13:31, archived)
# Is it a nudey film, Father?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 13:33, archived)
# just giving them the bare facts!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:16, archived)

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