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# Maybe Interesting for yah ...
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# do you work for that company?
are you trying to sell me something?
would you like to see my... forget it.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Damn dude im not selling anything
thats Color science, man .... COLOR SCIENCE!!!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:04, archived)
# stay away from me
my mother told me about people like you.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:10, archived)
# what
did she told you ... tell me ... its a lie ... ha ha ha ha ha (static)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:14, archived)
# are there any other photo's of the one you call 'nohands'
?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# jacking
is msn messenger down?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# it was
but it's back now
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# seems to be for a lot of people
mine was, but it's ok again now
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# bah
mines still borkeded
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# YAY!
its alive!!!

alive i tell you!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# gahhhhhh!
you've stolen mine! it's gone again!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# it's buggered
this end, I can tell you!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# mine
is absolutely fine. for a change.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Yes
it furkin well is. So I'm getting reacquainted with IRC...
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# eew
that's scary.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)
# For me?
Yes. Probably for other people too as the world doesn't revolve around me. Fortunately
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# only that one pic
that i know of
there may be more on www.ratemykitten.com
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# No hands is only 2nd place
time for some vote rigging methinks
everyone vote for nohands
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# No.
Nohands is Jesus reborn.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# the government want to crack down on violent gun lyrics in songs
so they've released their own rap album...
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# just been for a walk up in the hills
something odd was happening..

(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# An MP3
If you are bored, and have fat-band. Have a listen, the are a friends band, and are very good, if you like that sort of pop-punk-rock type stuff....

http://www.out-of-touch.net/annoyance.mp3
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# George Bush....
Was famed for his magic tricks:

click for bigger


Click for biggie

Sorry, once it got in my head it wouldn't leave.

Please be nice, first post and all.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# hello
and welcome :)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:59, archived)
# I was in college, cutting

out bits of newspaper illustrations for a graphics project when i notced a picture of David Blunkett. He reminded me of a zombie, and now with the magic of potatoswapping....
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# christ!
that's two Blunketts in a row! Awesome schtuff!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# i've
just noticed that now he also looks like he's on his way back from a night on the piss
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# bloody hell
you're right. But how does he know where the camera is, he seems to be "staring" straight at it. Maybe, unlike other people when they get "blind drunk" he is, in fact, the reverse.

spooky.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Is this wrong?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# no
but its not right..woo
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# my money is
on Giant Haystacks. The other bloke's mullet isn't good enough.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Noted and rectified.
.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# pfffft!
I wasn't having a go! I was just saying he didn't have an impressive enough mullet for me to put cash down on the fight.

Woo btw!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# I agree with you.
That's why I hand-drew that bastard's hairdo.
It took far too long.

Ta btw.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Quick, to the pope-mobile!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# genius
well done
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:20, archived)
# grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i hate panasonic! i have a panasonic phone, but i found out there are NO sites for polyphonic ringtones except panasonic box (run by panasonic), and when they get sent to u there just a text message full of symbols! (just thougt id share my rage with u)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# really?
at least they sent you something. I know plenty of others who get precisely fuck all from them.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# id prefer nothing...
to greek symbols :D
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:20, archived)
# The text message
is meant to be translated into a tone, methinks...

You should be able to use regular MIDI files, I have a swathe of them on my phone (*whoops* GX-10)

Check my profile for the address of my WAP site... If you're on Vodagroan you won't even need to pay data charges!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# i tried...
and i think u mean SHARP GX-10 :D
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# blimey
we have cellphone geeks in here too. Woo!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# wahey!
i have a panasonic gd67 operating on gsm frequencies of either 900 or 1800Mhz!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# didn't want
a tri-band one then?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# 1: oops, but like I'm bothered :-)
2: I wouldn't use a mobile in the states, they charge for incoming calls... bastards. Therefore no need for triband.

(If I went to Japan, I'd buy a new phone specially.)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Thanks
We all need more rage.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# MSN IS BACK
MSN IS BACK
MSN IS BACK
MSN IS BACK
MSN IS BACK

WHY AM I REPLYING TO THIS TO SAY THAT?

BECAUSE I'M HAPPY!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Ummmm
Not for me....


Hmmmm...
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Erk
I'm certainly not disconnecting to find out if I can reconnect :D
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Fair
'nuf
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# You're happy
Microsoft exists?I had a thoroughly pleasant day at work reading TFT's review of 2002. Most amusing.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# TFT
?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeee!
it's true, it is.

except it's dull, cuz nobody's been able to get on it so there's only one very boring person online.

boo.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Same here,
I'm sat here holding down my spangly new MSN Plus 2.0!!!!! quicktexts, blasting people with colourful rars :$
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# yey
mines on 2
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# rar
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# they dont work
on my phone :( - says content unacceptable
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# better
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# they dont do poly
im a regualr in the forum there? r u?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# yep
but under my regular name
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# As if by magic...

Apologies to MartinH
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# That is so brilliantly worrying
I love it. And it gets my new nostalgic woo-yay too...

Apologies if the hummus is 20 years past it's sell by date.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# WYH!
to your Woo Yay! That is awesome, Manic Miner?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Brings a tear to the eye, don't it?
I just love the SS uniform there. Reminds me of a 2000AD special that started with a familiar looking street and a similarly named character. The bottom of the page is a view of the inside the magic shop as the door opens, with the caption 'Mr Bennett wonders what he is going to be today'. Hanging up at the end of the rack is a Judge's uniform. Classic.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Excellent!
Very Manic Miner.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# haha
like it
have a scary domo woo
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Waah! Scary woo!
Now I'm going to have to go and watch some nice jolly cartoons on DVD to calm my nerves. Now, what's this one about? 'Moth-man'. Hmm, that sounds like relaxing fun...
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Woo!
A nazi no-tail
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops, I thought it said "chats"

"Tonight my guest is the lovely...Jenny Agutter"
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:04, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
to be true
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Heee
Woo
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)
# ho ho!!!
I likey!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Nice
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Great minds. etc.
clicky. Woo!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# You beat me to it
fair and square
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# that's still
awesome!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Arg
My favourite film - Woganified!
ROFL
:)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:03, archived)
# MSN is working but...

I decided to take my new VW Beatle out for a spin anyway!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# yey!
its not just my pc playing up!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# I thought
the same thing. Even the "MSN Status" website is down from the amount of traffic. And that's a microsoft website. Not as if they're short of servers...
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:07, archived)
# I managed to get on to it, just..
it says ".net messenger status - minor problems"

ok, so when people can't use your product AT ALL, you call it a "minor problem" do ya, Mr Gates?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Hey
If we're not giving him extra money for something after we've paid for it, why should he spend money on it?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:16, archived)
# did
u pay 4 it in the 1st place?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# It came
with the operating system.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# yes,
but its not included in the cost - its free - other people can downlaod it for free too, even people with macs!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# the status is working now
it says messenger service temporarily unavailible, voice service all systems go - HO WTHE BLODDY HELL R U SUPPOSED TO USE THE VOICE SERVICE IF MESSENGER IS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# I'm having problems at the moment too
don't think there's a giant octopus caught up in the internet do you?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:12, archived)
# yes, definitely!
a wee bit like in return of the demon headmaster. that book scared me a lot. i'm glad it aint just my msn then.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:14, archived)
# I spent ages on that image...
....but now my MSN seems to have fired up

and taken my hummus along with it
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# It's
Happened before...
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Deep in his undergroud lair, Manbat was preparing for the night

That really did look better in my head.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)
# But Man Bat is already an actual batman supervillain...
sorry to piss on your chips
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# dammit
did he look anything like that?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# you could've
given the poor blighter a prettier face
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# In many ways, yes


But without the Samurai Helmet
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# hmm
i hate things that seem better in your head than in reality.


... not that that was ever *in* my head you understand.. eep.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)
# jesus
fuckingchristonamoped!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Hnnnnnurghhh.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwwwww
but at the same time woo.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Left to guard the hopper plantations
on his own for the first time, Jake fell
for the oldest trick in the book...

(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha
You loon.

That's fantastic!

W/Y/H!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Ta. Your space hopper posts
set me thinking, and the first picture of an
orange tree I found had that cat in it already :)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Heh
Gotta love it when a plan comes together.

Took me a while to see the second mouse. Probably because I couldn't keep my eyes off the spacehoppering one!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Brilliant!
Absolutely surreal.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# I am strangely moved
with the desire to peel them.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# great stuff
love the mouse on the hopper.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
# that is
a thing of great beauty
[edit - any chance of doing a clicky bigger?]
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)
# utterly
fantastic !!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# That's one of the most inspired things I've ever seen.
Love that beyond mere words.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Yes. Yes, that one felt good.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)
# That was my favourite episode.
That or the serial killer one...
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# did you see homeprides fascist range?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# facism is fun
woo!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# and how
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# how?
.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)
# how
/first_nation_american
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)
# bu-dum
tish
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# check
your mail, sir!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)
# ello Vulga
happy new year and all that guff, hope all is well with you?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# fine thanx mate
just trying not to freeze to death here in sunny Brighton-by-the-sea. Happy NY and all that. How's you?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# I'm topper
I spent my NY in Brighton, and cracking it was too! Are you still doing your DJing sur la web?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# naaah!
where were you in Brighton on NYE then? Not that I would remember if I you. In fact, if I saw (the laste) Fred West that night, I would probably have wished him a happy new year and then fallen over, unable to remember a bloody thing the next day (as it turned out!)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# I was down
Alicats stayed open to 3 so had plenty of time to get pissed as a newt, I don't recall seeing you although the memories not too good either :)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Ahaa!
I was in the Hobgoblin getting ratted for a change. Ah well.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:12, archived)
# HEHE...
NICE ONE :)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Voo!
und Yay!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)
# pffffffft!
thankfully I just coughed a lot when I saw that. If I hadn't, my screen would be covered in spit.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)
# And as if by magic,

a cocksmoker appeared.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)
# gwahahaha
ist funny yar
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Does anyone else remember that week when nothing happened?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Arf!
Like that, I do.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# ergh
I don't like the colours on your desktop
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Strange....
...neither do i....
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# I think they are ok
and to threadjack, why would someone advertise for a web designer and then stipulate that you must be adept at "simulating" web sites in Quark? They mention no other programs but specify that you must have two year's experience in a desktop publishing app. Fucking ad agencies.
/rant
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# perhaps they are clinically insane
or they smell of fish.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# i
am having the same headache with stupid fuckwit requirements for a webdesigner.

i found this classic - "oracle db expert, must know asp, perl, c++ and java. must also have an excellent eye for design and a full working knowledge of photoshop illustrator flash and quark. 5 years experience in web development a must. experience in print design also wanted"

yeah. right.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# .
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# You're gonna be in so much trouble
when Batsgirl sees that.
I, however, think its Woo!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)
# really?
can any living person still have a soft spot for overusedhands?

i do, but then i am not living
(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:12, archived)

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