do you work for that company?
are you trying to sell me something?
would you like to see my... forget it.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:00,
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would you like to see my... forget it.
Damn dude im not selling anything
thats Color science, man .... COLOR SCIENCE!!!
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:04,
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what
did she told you ... tell me ... its a lie ... ha ha ha ha ha (static)
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:14,
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seems to be for a lot of people
mine was, but it's ok again now
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:44,
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For me?
Yes. Probably for other people too as the world doesn't revolve around me. Fortunately
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:45,
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only that one pic
that i know of
there may be more on www.ratemykitten.com
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:44,
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there may be more on www.ratemykitten.com
No hands is only 2nd place
time for some vote rigging methinks
everyone vote for nohands
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:47,
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everyone vote for nohands
the government want to crack down on violent gun lyrics in songs
so they've released their own rap album...
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:38,
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just been for a walk up in the hills
something odd was happening..
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:37,
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An MP3
If you are bored, and have fat-band. Have a listen, the are a friends band, and are very good, if you like that sort of pop-punk-rock type stuff....
http://www.out-of-touch.net/annoyance.mp3
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:37,
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http://www.out-of-touch.net/annoyance.mp3
I was in college, cutting
out bits of newspaper illustrations for a graphics project when i notced a picture of David Blunkett. He reminded me of a zombie, and now with the magic of potatoswapping....
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:32,
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out bits of newspaper illustrations for a graphics project when i notced a picture of David Blunkett. He reminded me of a zombie, and now with the magic of potatoswapping....
i've
just noticed that now he also looks like he's on his way back from a night on the piss
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:39,
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bloody hell
you're right. But how does he know where the camera is, he seems to be "staring" straight at it. Maybe, unlike other people when they get "blind drunk" he is, in fact, the reverse.
spooky.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:47,
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spooky.
my money is
on Giant Haystacks. The other bloke's mullet isn't good enough.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:32,
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pfffft!
I wasn't having a go! I was just saying he didn't have an impressive enough mullet for me to put cash down on the fight.
Woo btw!
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:48,
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Woo btw!
I agree with you.
That's why I hand-drew that bastard's hairdo.
It took far too long.
Ta btw.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:04,
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It took far too long.
Ta btw.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i hate panasonic! i have a panasonic phone, but i found out there are NO sites for polyphonic ringtones except panasonic box (run by panasonic), and when they get sent to u there just a text message full of symbols! (just thougt id share my rage with u)
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:15,
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really?
at least they sent you something. I know plenty of others who get precisely fuck all from them.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:18,
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The text message
is meant to be translated into a tone, methinks...
You should be able to use regular MIDI files, I have a swathe of them on my phone (*whoops* GX-10)
Check my profile for the address of my WAP site... If you're on Vodagroan you won't even need to pay data charges!
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:26,
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You should be able to use regular MIDI files, I have a swathe of them on my phone (*whoops* GX-10)
Check my profile for the address of my WAP site... If you're on Vodagroan you won't even need to pay data charges!
wahey!
i have a panasonic gd67 operating on gsm frequencies of either 900 or 1800Mhz!
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:35,
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1: oops, but like I'm bothered :-)
2: I wouldn't use a mobile in the states, they charge for incoming calls... bastards. Therefore no need for triband.
(If I went to Japan, I'd buy a new phone specially.)
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 20:13,
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(If I went to Japan, I'd buy a new phone specially.)
MSN IS BACK
MSN IS BACK
MSN IS BACK
MSN IS BACK
MSN IS BACK
WHY AM I REPLYING TO THIS TO SAY THAT?
BECAUSE I'M HAPPY!
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:20,
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MSN IS BACK
MSN IS BACK
MSN IS BACK
WHY AM I REPLYING TO THIS TO SAY THAT?
BECAUSE I'M HAPPY!
Erk
I'm certainly not disconnecting to find out if I can reconnect :D
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:23,
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You're happy
Microsoft exists?I had a thoroughly pleasant day at work reading TFT's review of 2002. Most amusing.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:25,
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wheeeeeeeeee!
it's true, it is.
except it's dull, cuz nobody's been able to get on it so there's only one very boring person online.
boo.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:26,
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except it's dull, cuz nobody's been able to get on it so there's only one very boring person online.
boo.
Same here,
I'm sat here holding down my spangly new MSN Plus 2.0!!!!! quicktexts, blasting people with colourful rars :$
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:27,
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That is so brilliantly worrying
I love it. And it gets my new nostalgic woo-yay too...
Apologies if the hummus is 20 years past it's sell by date.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:23,
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Apologies if the hummus is 20 years past it's sell by date.
Brings a tear to the eye, don't it?
I just love the SS uniform there. Reminds me of a 2000AD special that started with a familiar looking street and a similarly named character. The bottom of the page is a view of the inside the magic shop as the door opens, with the caption 'Mr Bennett wonders what he is going to be today'. Hanging up at the end of the rack is a Judge's uniform. Classic.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:32,
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Waah! Scary woo!
Now I'm going to have to go and watch some nice jolly cartoons on DVD to calm my nerves. Now, what's this one about? 'Moth-man'. Hmm, that sounds like relaxing fun...
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:39,
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Oops, I thought it said "chats"
"Tonight my guest is the lovely...Jenny Agutter"
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:04,
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"Tonight my guest is the lovely...Jenny Agutter"
MSN is working but...
I decided to take my new VW Beatle out for a spin anyway!
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:03,
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I decided to take my new VW Beatle out for a spin anyway!
I thought
the same thing. Even the "MSN Status" website is down from the amount of traffic. And that's a microsoft website. Not as if they're short of servers...
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:07,
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I managed to get on to it, just..
it says ".net messenger status - minor problems"
ok, so when people can't use your product AT ALL, you call it a "minor problem" do ya, Mr Gates?
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:14,
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ok, so when people can't use your product AT ALL, you call it a "minor problem" do ya, Mr Gates?
Hey
If we're not giving him extra money for something after we've paid for it, why should he spend money on it?
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:16,
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yes,
but its not included in the cost - its free - other people can downlaod it for free too, even people with macs!
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:53,
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the status is working now
it says messenger service temporarily unavailible, voice service all systems go - HO WTHE BLODDY HELL R U SUPPOSED TO USE THE VOICE SERVICE IF MESSENGER IS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:19,
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I'm having problems at the moment too
don't think there's a giant octopus caught up in the internet do you?
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:12,
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yes, definitely!
a wee bit like in return of the demon headmaster. that book scared me a lot. i'm glad it aint just my msn then.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:14,
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I spent ages on that image...
....but now my MSN seems to have fired up
and taken my hummus along with it
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:15,
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and taken my hummus along with it
Deep in his undergroud lair, Manbat was preparing for the night
That really did look better in my head.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:57,
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That really did look better in my head.
But Man Bat is already an actual batman supervillain...
sorry to piss on your chips
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:59,
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hmm
i hate things that seem better in your head than in reality.
... not that that was ever *in* my head you understand.. eep.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:56,
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... not that that was ever *in* my head you understand.. eep.
Left to guard the hopper plantations
on his own for the first time, Jake fell
for the oldest trick in the book...
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:47,
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for the oldest trick in the book...
Ta. Your space hopper posts
set me thinking, and the first picture of an
orange tree I found had that cat in it already :)
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:53,
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orange tree I found had that cat in it already :)
Heh
Gotta love it when a plan comes together.
Took me a while to see the second mouse. Probably because I couldn't keep my eyes off the spacehoppering one!
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:02,
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Took me a while to see the second mouse. Probably because I couldn't keep my eyes off the spacehoppering one!
that is
a thing of great beauty
[edit - any chance of doing a clicky bigger?]
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:13,
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[edit - any chance of doing a clicky bigger?]
That's one of the most inspired things I've ever seen.
Love that beyond mere words.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 23:43,
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That was my favourite episode.
That or the serial killer one...
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:45,
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ello Vulga
happy new year and all that guff, hope all is well with you?
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:58,
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fine thanx mate
just trying not to freeze to death here in sunny Brighton-by-the-sea. Happy NY and all that. How's you?
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:00,
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I'm topper
I spent my NY in Brighton, and cracking it was too! Are you still doing your DJing sur la web?
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:01,
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naaah!
where were you in Brighton on NYE then? Not that I would remember if I you. In fact, if I saw (the laste) Fred West that night, I would probably have wished him a happy new year and then fallen over, unable to remember a bloody thing the next day (as it turned out!)
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:05,
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I was down
Alicats stayed open to 3 so had plenty of time to get pissed as a newt, I don't recall seeing you although the memories not too good either :)
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:09,
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Ahaa!
I was in the Hobgoblin getting ratted for a change. Ah well.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:12,
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pffffffft!
thankfully I just coughed a lot when I saw that. If I hadn't, my screen would be covered in spit.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:50,
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I think they are ok
and to threadjack, why would someone advertise for a web designer and then stipulate that you must be adept at "simulating" web sites in Quark? They mention no other programs but specify that you must have two year's experience in a desktop publishing app. Fucking ad agencies.
/rant
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:52,
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/rant
i
am having the same headache with stupid fuckwit requirements for a webdesigner.
i found this classic - "oracle db expert, must know asp, perl, c++ and java. must also have an excellent eye for design and a full working knowledge of photoshop illustrator flash and quark. 5 years experience in web development a must. experience in print design also wanted"
yeah. right.
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:25,
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i found this classic - "oracle db expert, must know asp, perl, c++ and java. must also have an excellent eye for design and a full working knowledge of photoshop illustrator flash and quark. 5 years experience in web development a must. experience in print design also wanted"
yeah. right.
You're gonna be in so much trouble
when Batsgirl sees that.
I, however, think its Woo!
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:44,
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I, however, think its Woo!
really?
can any living person still have a soft spot for overusedhands?
i do, but then i am not living
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Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:12,
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i do, but then i am not living
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