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[challenge entry] Life is Loud


Funny thing is TWS are on KKK records...!
(I helped save b3ta! Owza, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# kraxy fools
.
(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# ahem
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)
# hehehe woooo
your name(s) in lights!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# she was
very happy about that, wasn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)
# i consider it the highest honor
ever afforded to either of us to be described as a "biscuit obsessed weirdy" by kerrang.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Biscuit obsessed loonys.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)
# but they're the best kind
of looneys
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Alert the authorities...

...estimated time of impact, T minus 4 minutes
(Idid, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Holy god!
That's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)
# They're cute at that age
but hard to control
(Idid, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)
# You have to make sure
you maintain a level horizon.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)
# So there's where he's wandered off to!
Kids -- you leave them alone for just a minute...
(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)
# all together now!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# So Buxom laaddyyyy
across the Thaaaa-aaames!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# hehe
now that would make me more eager to visit
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# coz this lands the place I love
and here i'll stay!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha!
I may put that on a t-shirt for the m3rs3yb3at bash next weekend.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# *looks blank*
i must be missing something here
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Fairy across the mersey
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# oh!
it just looked like a generic stretch of water to me
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)
# I can't remember seeing you yesterday
did you get exam results?

forgive me if i've got the wrong person
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)
# i got an A = )
has no consequences cos i have an unconditional offer for college but i was pleased all the same
thanks for asking
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)
# well done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
# fairy
across the mersey?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# what a darling
does she sprinkle glitter on her lips (|) thoose lips
(Seanyk0, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Revealed at last - they're horse supremacists.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# do they lynch mules?
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# No, they just want them to know their place.
Donkeys, on the other hand ...
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:47, archived)
# when will equine learn to love equine?
centuries of hate.... it makes one weep.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Whoa-gasm
how long didst thou spend on that?
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# very true
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# yeah!
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Indeed they are.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# it's true
I got complaints with yesterdays:



So I thought I'd make amends.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# that bum's a bit saggy
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)
# it's certainly
bigger than the norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Isn't that the
B3tan motto?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# even better than bums!
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# i want a t-shirt
with that design
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# talk to mictoboy
you are welcome to use it.

On condition that you write "I am mingus' bitch" on the back in big black capitals.

or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)
# in that case
no

you don't know me, but i believe you're going to moore's do tomorrow. i'll be there too, i'll be wearing a rubbish t-shirt.
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)
# I will be there
wearing emo glasses and rubbish hair - if pe©ker was around I'm sure he'd show you his impression of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# The man doesn't lie
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# no they're not, they're shit
they give you backache, cost a fortune in bras, get in the way, make men stare at you in a daze and just sit there doing fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# children
need your norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# no
children need shooting
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# its true
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:44, archived)
# you know something?
I'm going to be unfluffy here for a second, because it's what I believe.

FOCUK YOU, who raised you? Were you hatched? Do YOU have kids? Somebody has to do it, somebody even raised your pitiful ass.

Kids are wonderful, albeit a bit troubling at times. Don't say such things, it's rude and terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# My son is fantastic
otyher people's kids are bastards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)
# no
you are.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Even as an adult


Charlie had trouble with the scissors
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# *snort*
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# He looks like he's fallen victim
to the rare yet deadly facist-flu ;)

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# does the return of
'super' mean you'll be getting doubledrunk tomorrow?
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Possibly..........
I might flick peanuts at the bottles behind the bar too.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# excellent
i'll bring a hat
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)
# will you
smash all the bottles,
and then have a fight with your evil self in a junkyard?
(Chorlton, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
giant magnet
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# "I got a rock..."


yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# I thought the same thing!
(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# I want a rock to tie a peice of string around
(smoglane!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# How about...
...a prosthetic forehead on your real head?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Is Charlie the invisible man ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# SOrry..
Charlie Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The clan were originally great fans of the squid
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Oh the humanity!
.
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] wheres wally
(I helped save b3ta! Radagarst, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# can anyone see him
he is there i assure you
(I helped save b3ta! Radagarst, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# on the left
?
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# that one
made me smile.


a bit
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# would wally be somewhere around the red spot?
is it posable to have a compo without a where's wally pic?
(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# The pic is
full of wallys

still made me laugh though...
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Well then.


And back to normal.


Click for celebratory muzak

1 year, 26 days, 2 hours.

Dozens of great new mates.

Some epic piss ups.

And now 10,000 largely shite messages.

Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Wa-hey!
You've always been Super to me, Moore-y!

EDIT: And now, a poll - I need your help, dear B3tans: Should I stay in and slouch in front of the telly all night, or can I be arsed to go to Sainsbury's and buy some Ice Cream, which I can then proceed to eat, whilst slouched in front of said telly?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Well...
Sainsburys sells alcymahol too....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# ooh, a vodka sundae
I'd go with that.
(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Already got a nice
bottle of cheap white wine, which I won.

Oops, cheap was supposed to say chilled - Freudian typing...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# scrubs is on later
watch that. go out and get food now.
(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Oooh,
good point,
well made!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# the latter
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# that would depend
on what flavor and brand you intend on buying
(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# I was thinking of something
involving either caramel or cookie dough.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# bleurgh...
neopolitan(is this classed as one flavour?) or mint of some description

or u cud get a box of cornettos
(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# i went to sainsburys about half an hour ago
£13 for 24 Grolsch and 40 Bensons please.

Bollocks to ice cream
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# that am woosome
just think of all those days you've spent on here, staring at photoshopped pictures of polar bears and the quo, and paintmashed scenes of flowers and bugs.

time well spent!
(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Weeeeeee!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# yay you!
Here is to another 10,000
*chink*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# is it a bird? is it a plane?
no, it's some pissed up cunt

marvellous to have you back
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# well....
congratumalations to you

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# That's rather spiffing!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# well done
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Check the midi
on the profile.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# It's just like...
...in Superman 3 when the good Superman beats the evil Superman and opens his shirt to reveal the S.

Hooray for the good Supermoore beating the evil drunkard Moore and getting his powers back.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Hurrah !
Moore got is Super back and you got your Mystery back aswell ... everything's back to normal then !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# boo - i couldn't hear anything
i changed my profile music last week, by the way... wwwwaaaaah rawwwwwwwwwwwwk!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# RAWK! indeed!
You might have to wait a while for mine, it's 100k + of midi goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# oooo
now i can....

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

funniest thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# M3!!!!!!!!
Are you going tonight?????

Are you Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# sadly no
you finally pull it together and I can't make it... sorry matey.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# congrats !
You're part of the furniture now :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# B3ta:
Another life bites the dust.

But, biting it woosomely!
(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Yippee Yahoo Yay!
10,000!!!


edit: abuse! you spoon bending tard!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# i would like to make it clear
that he only bent me once, and that was against my will
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# congratumalations
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Yay!
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# congratulations

and thank you for your sympathy earlier- I'm feeling much better now (and drunker!)
(Symball, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)
# you
utter cunt!!

well done mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# You enjoy art house cinema,
and your breath smells of curried dog shit.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# cunto!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:09, archived)
# yayayayayayay!
congrats you smelly poo plop
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] They use a different finger for hitching in Texas.


Great compo - better than Bush even. Who thought of this?
(Al-a-tollah, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# me*
*maybe not be true
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# Blimey!
Uber lurker! Nice pic. Love the triangular sign (: hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# uber lurker... a ha ha ha... snort...
I may have to change my log-on. Either that or start another band. Names like that don't come 'round very often...
(Al-a-tollah, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# as per scary mary's request
pigs flying in a hot air balloon.

(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# your drawings
are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# thank you!
it's great how a community which is photoshopping hoods onto whatever pictures they can find right now also accepts a drawing like that. i feel like i almost fit in, 100% FACT.
(wetflame, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# agreed
woo yey
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# huzzah
that am brill
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant
would be proud!

.. and so am I
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# hahah
that kkk man has spazzy eyes. and no doubt was a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# pahahahahahah
hahahahahahahaha.

That is all...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# .
w/y/badger
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Spectacular stuff!
w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# biddly dum tish
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# yes
yesyes
yesyesyes
to the pic, not the proposition of genital resizing
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# I Absolutely LOVE this one...
May I forward to a friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# erm...
...certainly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# oh
but that made me laugh a lot
W
Y
H
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)
# hee hee hee hee hee
superific!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# It's funny...
I remember this from a joke about a bloke/genie/one wish - but nice update!
(I helped save b3ta! moonjam, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm confident this is the worse yet
A KKK with a AKKK-47


(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# well
almost
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Er...


Evenin' (:
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
# oh my
it's getting worse by the minute that whole 'coo clucks clan' one.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# B3tan to it?
Bugger! (;
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# *groan*
that's bad, in a painful yet good way
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# A bit like your tattoo
and nads piercing? Woo to those though (:
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# dove
cock sofa?
i don't get it but it still made me laugh

/edit oh, i see kilts, not sofa's
i thought they were kind of looking over the backs of the chairs at us
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# i thought they were
sitting in flat caps

:(
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# and they're wearing Burberry
probably the tackiest design in the world ever
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# They are actually ashamed of their fashion sense
and will be placing pillow covers on their heads to cover their embarassment now (:
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# my eyes dont work anymore
must go to bed
must leave b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] crap

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# were
you not complaining about the "shit competition" earlier? Why enter it if you think it's shit?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# i odn't have a prob with the comp
it's just spawning a lot of shit,
just find any image,
add hood,
enter to comp
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
# you do
have a good point. I've not been around for too long today. Been either asleep / drinking heavily
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Hello mate (:
is pointingatwomen.com up yet?
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# It's
registered, but I've been really busy recently, It'll be there soon, trust me :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# I trust you
If you need a web designer, let us know.

*points at mother inferior* (:
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# well lucky for me
I have no hummus at all so I can avoid the humiliation.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# I assue you my ice cream image
took atleast 10 minutes half asred work.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# andddd...
what? You're the King/Queen of good taste here?

Comps spawn crap.. it's "the way"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)
# ooh! get her!
/handbags
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# zacktly...
'ow do?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# alrughty thanks...
Just about to go and embibe of more alcohol...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# klan bags?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# There's a lot of that this evening...
Is there a sale on at Russell & Bromley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# made me laugh
much better than some of the other shite thats roaming the boards today.

on a different note I've resorted to dumblaws.com and i have discovered in florida it's illegal to molest a dustbin.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# in alabama
it's illegal to bathe a giraffe
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Dumb laws
is the theme of this weeks Profile Trivia

honestly, i've got it all ready, just need to change my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# and another thing
Tampa

Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".

what a silly thing that is if i do say so myself
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# made
me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# you made me snort
hehe like it
/edt hows the tat? not all pussy i hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# I think it was the Fear....
not a pussy...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
# mmmmm
pussy

it's ok, it's not done much yet, starting to go scabby and goopy tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# cool
.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# hahaha!
Made me chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] KKKraut
Might even qualify for last weeks !
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# i quite like that
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# yeah
cos thats about as subtle as a big cock slapping you.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
# you know all about that then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
# oh yeah
happens all the time
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# found at last?
erm.... isn't that Lord Lucan?
(I helped save b3ta! reverend_smarm, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] just a quickie
before the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# I don't know why .....
(I helped save b3ta! itchinbowow, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Eep!
I'd run too :) Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# hi
cockalorum!

that`s wizzy and ace at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Brilliant!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)
# yay for ostriches :)
Have a repost

TJ: I've just done a search for a picture of a slice of toast, the first and best picture came form a site called nicecupofteaandasitdown :) God bless them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# yay !
faboulous !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I am quick and dirty.


must be true then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# *snort*
very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# It's a good job
you haven't entered that into the compo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# thank you
I always forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Woo!
I was gonna do a Marlboro thingummy earlier,
surprised it hadn't been done already. That my
friend is way better than I would have managed
- so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# well it was a toss up with doing this
or putting "Smoke me you Klan sponsoring fuck"
in place of the "Smoking kills" label.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# i demand
that you do that next
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# I think the KKK challenge is fab
hooray for ludicrous hooding. It's just a shame they don't just lynch and roast free range chickens, then they'd be great.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)
# hmmm
it's made for a few disturbing googles though. I just stumbled over a picture of a bloke who has been hanged with about 10 smiling familys stood around. Not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# You're
quick and dirty?

check this out

I'm going to burn for this, I know it.

/repost
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# I`ll give
you some bread so you can make toast - cos it`s still brilliant!

edit: did you send it to the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Talkin Loud and Sayin Nothing
is a FANTASTIC song.

100% of FACT

Not listened to James Brown for too long now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Oh yeah...
It was a toss-up between that and the "Shake your money maker" line in Sex Machine. It had to be James Brown though. Or it wouldn't be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Yoda was quick to indicate his unique selling point as mayor of California...
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)
# "I am the candidate you are looking for"


Yes....I will vote for Yoda.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# I'd vote for him.
He knows right from wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# is that his
cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# no
its his wavering(light)sabre
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# "Vote for me you will"
"I will vote for you"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Hey -- Teresa has just arrived!
And we are going to Meheeco
Are you coming tonight? I'll buy you a drink.
(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# I can't Cher...
no one to watch kidlets.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# They're never too young for the pub
is what I say
(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Well
If I had a cryogenic chamber
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Glad she got there
okay!
I'm coming tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Cool -- we'll bring you a sombrero
or two -- for Mexico-themed nork coverage
(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Woohoo!
We bored the shit out of Teresa! I had to work and Rick never shuts up.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)
# I'm off today and kidlets are with the grandparents
so we will be adventuring our way through San Diego
(Cheril, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:31, archived)

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