Saturday the 16th April. 8PM. An informal & insouciant gathering of the cream of b3ta's Bristol based b3tards.
Sorry, no uglies.

Herb says "Can you add on the invite that I am have a comfy sofa and floor space if anyone wants to crash, long as they aren't a bit 'rapey'."
Please forgive her grammar, she's been on the brasso & vimto cocktails again. Also, by "a bit 'rapey'", I don't think she means very rapey is acceptable.


'Maybe' button added for Sir Sand Goblin:

Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again

Oh look, it's around the same time as my birthday too! What a COINCIDENCE!

Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips

*phones fire service to forewarn them of impending cake conflagration*

Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again

find a cake big enough for 60 candles.

Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips

*shuffles off to change bag*

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Woo. Though I'll thank you not to mention my Tits of Death.

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if mr train man behaves : )

nivoser tangos with the devil

though may bring a non b3tan as I've not been down Brizzle for a while now so should say hello. Top wo- oh, no uglies? Bugger.

Jimbuktu See? Right here

Tabby has a pair bigger than mine and is always up for showing them off.

Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips

Big hairy anuses!
After spending 16 years in Bristol, I finally moved a couple of weeks ago "oop nerth". I was always up for a b3tab4sh as well.....

Shame you can't make it.

Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips

Ah right, I thought the "comfy sofa and floor space" was her giving us options.

Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam

that makes things interesting right

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis

This increases the awesomeness of it by at least 1.

Aardvark and so at last, I understood

drop me a gaz if anyone wants a lift.

CowJam

and there will be bacon butties in the morning!

Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips

i reckon you're like, alright like. so you know. let's do this.

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis

If you want a lift back you'll have to pay the bridge.

CowJam

so I might slip along

Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe

Sounds like a fine idea!

Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips

LP and I did some research in The Ship last Thursday and it has decent beer, half decent cider, (not quite cloudy and orange enough for my liking but far better than Blackthorn crap) and very decent whisky, (Laphroaig, Talisker, Glenmorangie, Glenfiddich and the usual cheap pub stuff).

I can also confirm that the Jack Daniels is shit. Not too sure why I ordered one of those.

Oh and LP is crap at Connect4! :O)

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap

that he won't be lynched for choosing a completely crap pub then.
:-)
Will be nice to meet you!

Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips

Changed venue Herbs! Meet you here, at the same time!
*whispers* Only joking everyone- it IS the Ship.
Robins okay Herbs?

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Yeah No problem. I will be in my Pat Butcher coat, you won't be able to miss me.

Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips

setting you up for a hustle on the rematch

LP

It appears that I'm going on a family holiday instead of getting drunk with random weirdos from t'internet. Ah well!

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap

I'm gona come to this. Haven't been to a bash since the Manc ones YEARS ago.

I will however be flying overhead back to London so if you're up late enough and see a plane give me a wave. :)

Jimbuktu See? Right here

Just to be sure.

Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..."

Might be in Cornwall for the weekend then so might not though. Plus it would involve walking uphill.

crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet

then it's downhill.

Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips

Damn topography. Anyway, turns out I will be in Cornwall. Have a good'un.

crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet

You too Cracky.:-)

Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips

:D
Don't need crash-space but I AM a bit LOT rapey. And ugly.
:D

stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^)

to a "yes if i get raped by stuj"

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis

option then i would be well into that, sorry i can't be more accurate right now.

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis

Do try and come along though.

Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again

he's always pulling the dramatics

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed

probably cursed

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news I HAVE EVER HEARD!

Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips

I am DELIGHTED

Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe

:D

stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^)

i'm fabulous.

janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus

you wanker

rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed

...to the afformentioned bash. IM COMING FOR SANTIAGO. right in his fat mouth! i know him. i love him. although he knows not who i am!

may be a this is your life moment!

ooooh the fun! it was the sphincter on a pencil story which set me off!

You only go to all them bashes to RUIN them.

stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^)

I aint been to no bash before.

Sheesh.

stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^)

one of these days i'll set Will Mellor on you then we'll see who is a readfail!