The Klingon race has one fuck of an unstable gene pool.
They should choose a face and stick with it.
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They should choose a face and stick with it.
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As an unashamed Trek nerd I really wish they'd stop messing around with the Klingons.
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Did they ever try to reconcile the differences?
I remember a DS9 episode where they went back in time and made a joke of it.
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I remember a DS9 episode where they went back in time and made a joke of it.
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They did, unfortunately.
It might have been hilarious if Michael Dorn wore the old style makeup and none of the other characters even noticed, but that's not what they went with.
In reality the matter was left at "[Klingons] do not talk about it" until the producers of Enterprise came along. We got an awful two-parter about genetic engineering, with Brent Spiner crammed in to try and keep the fans interested. My advice to you is to not watch that one.
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It might have been hilarious if Michael Dorn wore the old style makeup and none of the other characters even noticed, but that's not what they went with.
In reality the matter was left at "[Klingons] do not talk about it" until the producers of Enterprise came along. We got an awful two-parter about genetic engineering, with Brent Spiner crammed in to try and keep the fans interested. My advice to you is to not watch that one.
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They've largely been resolved after the signing of the Good Friday Agreement.
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Thread jack.
The ginger fuhrer gets a name check for some nice The Sun trolling in this fortnight's Private Eye. I'd upload a pic, but I'm a spaz and it's too much of of a challenge for me.
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The ginger fuhrer gets a name check for some nice The Sun trolling in this fortnight's Private Eye. I'd upload a pic, but I'm a spaz and it's too much of of a challenge for me.
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what percentage of Private Eye's readership has any idea what twitter is or what any of that means I wonder
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Benny, anyone who reads Private Eye is very well aware of Twitter.
You clearly don't read it if you ask a question like that. It's hardly rocket science. Also The Eye's circulation is currently at its all time high. And they say dead tree media is dying. You stick to The Beano. Benny.
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You clearly don't read it if you ask a question like that. It's hardly rocket science. Also The Eye's circulation is currently at its all time high. And they say dead tree media is dying. You stick to The Beano. Benny.
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have you sent them that bitingly satirical song you wrote yesterday?
You might get a mention
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You might get a mention
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Clearly too much of a benny to even do some basic research before making assumptions from inside his bubble.
Private eye Twitter followers 369,000
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Private eye Twitter followers 369,000
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that's the number of twitter users who want to follow Private Eye
Slightly different
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Slightly different
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Benny?
My primary school just called, they want their taunt back.
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My primary school just called, they want their taunt back.
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They're a little naive on most forms of online content/marketing.
I got a letter printed where I corrected them on how YouTube adverts work (or at least how advertisers are charged for them).
\o/
That said, they share my opinion on Social Media marketing as being this generation's 'snake oil'. Largely untrackable and unattributable, and mostly a big fat waste of company money. But every idiotic MD i've worked for in the last 10 years has felt compelled to be doing "something" on social media, and hoping for deafening applause in the weekly meeting when the company's FB page gets another 20 'likes' that week.
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I got a letter printed where I corrected them on how YouTube adverts work (or at least how advertisers are charged for them).
\o/
That said, they share my opinion on Social Media marketing as being this generation's 'snake oil'. Largely untrackable and unattributable, and mostly a big fat waste of company money. But every idiotic MD i've worked for in the last 10 years has felt compelled to be doing "something" on social media, and hoping for deafening applause in the weekly meeting when the company's FB page gets another 20 'likes' that week.
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Add to that the need to have a digital strategy without actually knowing what that might be
In steps some clown who promises to deliver one and increase revenue in two years. Clueless 'posh but dim' idiots employing clown are taken in and think he/she is some sort of saviour. Anyone with an ounce of sense can see he/she is a complete fraud and bullshitter.
Clown employs muppets on big salaries to do digital type things. Muppets do not really know what they are supposed to be doing but won't challenge the clown as they owe their jobs to him/her. After two years of bluster, Town Hall Meetings, Product Stand-ups, Big Data bollocks, thousands of post it notes stuck to white boards, money wasted on redundant Digital platforms etc the square route of jack shit has been delivered and millions wasted. Clown leaves before getting pushed and leaves muppets to await their inevitable fate.
True story at a major cultural institution.
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In steps some clown who promises to deliver one and increase revenue in two years. Clueless 'posh but dim' idiots employing clown are taken in and think he/she is some sort of saviour. Anyone with an ounce of sense can see he/she is a complete fraud and bullshitter.
Clown employs muppets on big salaries to do digital type things. Muppets do not really know what they are supposed to be doing but won't challenge the clown as they owe their jobs to him/her. After two years of bluster, Town Hall Meetings, Product Stand-ups, Big Data bollocks, thousands of post it notes stuck to white boards, money wasted on redundant Digital platforms etc the square route of jack shit has been delivered and millions wasted. Clown leaves before getting pushed and leaves muppets to await their inevitable fate.
True story at a major cultural institution.
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Big Data bollocks is the worst.
"We've built a black box which scrapes the web and outputs pretty graphics which you couldn't possibly understand but basically mean we can justify tweeting a picture of your company logo iced on a cup cake at exactly 6.45pm. Now give us money and don't ask what our qualifications in data analysis actually are."
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"We've built a black box which scrapes the web and outputs pretty graphics which you couldn't possibly understand but basically mean we can justify tweeting a picture of your company logo iced on a cup cake at exactly 6.45pm. Now give us money and don't ask what our qualifications in data analysis actually are."
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Same as SEO.
Really simple theory that anyone can understand, over-charged for by cunts with business studies degrees pretending it is rocket science and cherry picking irrelevent data to back up their 'success'.
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Really simple theory that anyone can understand, over-charged for by cunts with business studies degrees pretending it is rocket science and cherry picking irrelevent data to back up their 'success'.
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