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This is a link post I MADE A VIDEO ABOUT GIANT ROBOTS and also football I made this!
I directed a thing for the FA! WITH A GIANT ROBOT! Defying Darwin wrote it and stars in it as a violent footballing skinhead!

It is technically an advert but the thing it's trying to sell is that people shouldn't act like dicks and scream at children so I hope people are okay with it.

MAY CONTAIN GIANT ROBOTS
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nicely done.

(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
Also I forgot to mention it has a cameo by my dog.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This just gets better and better :D

(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha :D Brilliant stuff!
That was ace.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! --I8-{D
Thank you!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I am being type cast...
it's not fair.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's crazy!
When you're always so cuddly and friendly on b3ta, always popping up with a big virtual smile on your face as you write cheery messages about how much you love Beyonce and pop culture...

*hugs*
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Was that you with the Teddy Bear then?
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hat was a genuinely touching moment
:')
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i was genuinely touched
:(
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
You big skinny poof! Well done.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post i just can't keep the weight on...
and it's not even heroin anymore! waiting for the bloat.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome! :D
i dunno why but i thought you were older and fatter. *meaningfully looks around links*
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, ace.

(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic .......some superb skills you got there squire
*click*
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
Well someone else wrote most of it. And someone else animated the robot. And someone else filmed most of it. And obviously other people acted in it. But I did edit it! Well, some of it anyway. And I told someone else where the robot should go. And I managed to make my dog's head move like he was watching a giant robot walk past by doing big Godzilla stomps just behind the camera and filming his confusion. Which is kind of a skill I guess?
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha....brilliant
I'm clicking this reply too :D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too! :D

(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Great work :D

(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Well this is just
great work. I heartily endorse this product or service. Well done Cap'n
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you,
individual who is totally unconnected to this project!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)
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That's brilliantly done! Woo!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
Having seen such behaviour like that I really hope the campaign works a treat!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Great video but
I don't think there's anything about football that needs to change.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're wrong, sorry: something is needed
The children's football scene in the UK is huge and run by thousands of marvellous volunteers for the benefit of kids, all under the remit of the FA. For some of these children it's the best time of the week: coaches who encourage them for trying their best to play nicely in a team. And then some idiotic parent stands on the touchline and publicly yells at their hapless child that they are rubbish, or worse. The worst offenders eventually get banned by the people running it but it's difficult to do and not part of what any coach, ref, bag-carrier, or bacon-butty cooking volunteer signed up for. This problem is best solved by getting the other people on the touchline not to tolerate it.

There's loads the FA is getting wrong (especially at the professional end of the game), but my attitude to the importance of what they do what changed completely when I saw the huge positive effect that the local kids' clubs -- and the men and women who keep them running -- had on the children.

Or to put it another way, that parents demeaning their children at these events is a common enough problem that even the FA need to admit it shows that something does need to change -- although you're right it's not really the football.

Heavens, that was grown-up. I also think a CDC is never not funny, just so you know.

Good work on the video Cap'n (and Capn's dog). (edit: and Defying Darwin, sorry!)
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post then you should read the work retired b3tan 100% of Gibbon
twohundredpercent.net/
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
And a great message too. I was at a football-themed kids birthday party not so long ago, and a seemingly-nice bloke I got talking to suddenly turned into a screaming, sweating, loud-mouthed arsehole when his 8 year old son was playing 5 a side. He seemed utterly-oblivious to the fact that everyone was staring at him in horror as he was yelling "Oh for Christ's sake Nathan! It's wide open! Nooooo! What are you doing!!! Useless!!" etc etc. Poor kid looked close to tears. Never wanted to punch anyone more in my life. Fucking bellend.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Gah, that's horrible.
And a great way to make sure his son never enjoys playing something he's clearly passionate about.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats super aceness
Nice one
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely!!!

(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Remarkably silly idea
I like this.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it
Your teddy sounds like a mouse.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post WE DON'T NEED A GIANT ROBOT
WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE WAY HOME
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 10:29, Reply)
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The troll in me says that football fans are such awful cunts that they need a campaign just to remind them not to hurl abuse at children and innocent volunteers. Clearly, the troll is winning. Like the vid though.
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:36, Reply)