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This is a link post I've Had My Eye On You! I made this!
I did a spot of decorating last year and had the opportunity to set up a little practical joke for the future. It's just a shame I won't be there to see the pay-off, but I'm sure my hard work will be worth it. Hope you enjoy.

Edit: Newsletter gladness, woo and yay! Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post bravo!
very good sir!

a mate of mine dug up the pond in his garden in the summer. there was a note under the liner, telling him he was an arsehole for digging up the pond.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that in the newsletter.
I had been thinking of doing this for a while, but seeing that laminated message convinced me that it was definitely a good idea.

Thank you all for your kind words.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like it!
last year I built a partition wall just off my existing wall to the neighbours for sound proofing... I wrote a huge story on the wall...about what it is like living with the aliens and I was sorry that they were leaving and that I'd heard rumours that they were going to wipe our memories when they go so we won't remember them....someday I guess someone will see it when the partition is ripped down.... Yep... I to am sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post On a smaller scale
I recently had a white board put up in work. On the wall facing side I drew a pair of boobies.

The bloke who put it up found it humerous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe nice one

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaargh
we've just wallpapered, I wish I'd have thought of that!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drat...
Although I'm somewhat jealous as I still have an awful lot of decorating left to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody excellent fella!
Let's hope the next family to reside there are hasidic Jews!!
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
but you're not gonna get your mail redirected ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post you disgust me!
...
...
naa not really ;P
top job Vic! now get painting the other dictators you have a house to fill! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I disgust myself.
That's how I know it's a good idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I disapprove
You didn't take the radiator off when you decorated.

Nice gag, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, and I admit it...
That was the one bit of shoddyness in the living room. I think it came down to me not being arsed at the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post THIS!

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
thats the first thing I thought!
 (Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you refitted
the wall light before painting the wall. Loon.
 (I helped save b3ta! huntersbar, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I disapprove too
How could you not paint behind the radiator, that is disgusting
 (whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would say you are a genius, but i think you already know it
brilliant job
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
Modesty prevents me from agreeing with you wholeheartedly, but I have noticed from this post that you tend to be right about these things.

Having said that, the quality of the things posted on this board make my own efforts seem rather banal at times.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah excellent!!
and would
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the sexy little 'tache
Isn't it? It gets me every time.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!
I've done some work in construction, and often leaft oxymoronic notes on the inside of walls, behind skirting etc.
"I wasn't here", "If you're reading this I have failed", "I've lost my pencil" etc.
 (Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You may be interested to know that Youtube have blocked this for viewers in Germany
(I get a "not available for your country" message now).

Germany is so fucked up in many ways.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dont fret...
...cause luckily seppo's are as paranoid about political shit, and anti government sentiments as Nazi Germany was at it's height. And they reckon they're a world leader!
twats!
 (hixy, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 7:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also blocked in France
Dunno if it's Hitler-related or not, but it doesn't work.
 (Sir Reginald Slapknackers last slapped his knackers at, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
my ex wife is under my patio. lols
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post check the basement too...
signed,
J Fritzl
 (Siege learned it from a book on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did the same thing on my floor.
I painted 'DON'T EAT THE CHEESY CHIPS' in 4' high letters before I laid the carpets.

Some years later, after we had moved out, I went back to collect any mail and found workmen pulling up the carpet. I was poor at the time and the carpet was one of those foam backed jobbies.

The floor bore the legend "DON'T EAT THE CHEESY CHIPS" in cream foam and Manley was proud.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant idea
and brilliant artistry
talented bastard

wish I could paint.
 (I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post We found a hidden message in our bathroom when we decorated
Someone had written in foot high letters "I love bobo" and then papered over it. Weird but maybe not as weird as their decision to use wallpaper in a bathroom...
 (FiatPanda, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you put an email address on it?
so you could get some feedback after it's discovery.
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post very good and the new light fitting is much nicer!

(Cob, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, wait....
Did you just paint your wallpaper?
 (TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post You shouldn't really paint onto the plaster
so he did it the "correct" way, and papered with plain paper and then painted it.

The reason you shouldn't paint onto plaster is because if someone then decides to use wallpaper they are basically glueing it to the paint, which will not give as good a bond as paper/plaster.
 (I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd leave it on show...
If I moved in and discovered that I would keep it on show.

On a sadder note, a house I once owned had the message "I still love you Susan" painted in foot high letters on the floorboards under the carpet.
I later discovered that a previous owner had killed himself after his wife left him.
It kinda creeped me out a bit.
 (Stunt slug If God existed I'd want to fight him, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're
much better at wallpapering than i am.
 (MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post for the benefit of non-german speakers
this video isn't available in Germany

presumably there's some Hitlerage involved?
 (I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sehr gut
:~)
 (I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 4:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha very good, awesome portrait of hitler too
when i moved out of my last house i wrote on the top of all the doors in red permanent markers 'i'm your dad', i still don't know why but it makes me smile
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
You big silly - love the bit at the end about your wife understanding your condition - let's hope the condition never improves ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:15, , Reply)