Vivian Stanshall's Week (part 1of 3)
1975 BBC documentary of a week in the life of, arguably, the musical patron saint of b3tans.
(parts 2 and 3 are perfectly easy to find, and possibly even better...)
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1975 BBC documentary of a week in the life of, arguably, the musical patron saint of b3tans.
(parts 2 and 3 are perfectly easy to find, and possibly even better...)
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a genius... Elvis meets Leslie Phillips... bloody house fires/electrical faults :~(
check out the stage props on this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PgNsps7k30
and this is fucking brilliant: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gWQzqd6Bh0
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check out the stage props on this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PgNsps7k30
and this is fucking brilliant: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gWQzqd6Bh0
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Good work, soldier.
Stanshall evangelism is to be encouraged.
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Stanshall evangelism is to be encouraged.
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Quite amazing 10 year time lapse videos taken via sattelite of human development on Earth.
some are more than a little bit depressing. :(
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some are more than a little bit depressing. :(
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A classic sports rant
Lee Elia, manager of baseball's Chicago Cubs, speaks ever so delicately to reporters about the team's supporters. NSFW unless you've got headphones or work in a home for the deaf
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Lee Elia, manager of baseball's Chicago Cubs, speaks ever so delicately to reporters about the team's supporters. NSFW unless you've got headphones or work in a home for the deaf
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A b3tard completely fucking pissed out of his skull at the London Bash
was amusing, briefly
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was amusing, briefly
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Tiger Lillies
Births Deaths and Marriages off the top of my head
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Births Deaths and Marriages off the top of my head
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:) Looks like I missed a good evening!
I really must make the effort to go next year.
See you tomorrow!
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I really must make the effort to go next year.
See you tomorrow!
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On Heineken? LIGHTWEIGHT!
lol looks like he had fun anyways!
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lol looks like he had fun anyways!
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Me and Stan Go For A Jolly In Serbia
NSFW
I made this!
Bah! I sold my soul for an eight-part television series about me and now all my Odyssey YouTube vids have been confiscated by American Lawyers. While I argue my case a la Atticus Felch, here's the first of nine videos of me and my mate Stan sporting the gayest tash since the Village People and driving around Europe like the pair of tossers you all know we are.
Love and hugs,
Graham
www.theodysseyexpedition.com
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Bah! I sold my soul for an eight-part television series about me and now all my Odyssey YouTube vids have been confiscated by American Lawyers. While I argue my case a la Atticus Felch, here's the first of nine videos of me and my mate Stan sporting the gayest tash since the Village People and driving around Europe like the pair of tossers you all know we are.
Love and hugs,
Graham
www.theodysseyexpedition.com
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Why did you stop posting your videos for about a month at one point?
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Because...
The powers that be, my friend, the powers that be...
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The powers that be, my friend, the powers that be...
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You fell victim to a Vietnamese ladyboy and felt so violated that you didn't leave your hotel room for a month
?
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?
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How did you know? Actually, truth be told, most ladyboys have had too many oestrogen injections to be able to violate anything.
It's like pushing a marshmellow into a piggy bank.
Er, I imagine...
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hahaha
anyway I've throughly enjoyed all your videos so far, so, thanks :)
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anyway I've throughly enjoyed all your videos so far, so, thanks :)
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Truly random number generator
I've already ordered eleventy
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I've already ordered eleventy
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Guns and skating
The crystal cock said it's been watched 45646 times, I haven't seen it so it's not GC as I haven't seen it. This is the fundamental flaw with this GC bollox.
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The crystal cock said it's been watched 45646 times, I haven't seen it so it's not GC as I haven't seen it. This is the fundamental flaw with this GC bollox.
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what the fuck is a fundamental floor?
is it what fundies walk on?
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is it what fundies walk on?
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Though don't get ne wrong, drugs is no excuse for bad spelling
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editing after the fact is cheating!
it made me smile anyway.
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it made me smile anyway.
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I don't quite see why the Madonna in necessary
but the sniper vs skater idea is a good one, and quite entertaining.
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but the sniper vs skater idea is a good one, and quite entertaining.
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i guess
its best just not to ask why. sense, it makes none.
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its best just not to ask why. sense, it makes none.
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Just some kittums
I made this!
Knowing how much the good people of b3ta appreciate a kitten, here is a little clip show of the inlaws' new kittens that I cobbled together.
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Knowing how much the good people of b3ta appreciate a kitten, here is a little clip show of the inlaws' new kittens that I cobbled together.
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A guide to Murder in MSpaint
NSFW
I made this!
This is a guide made by myself and some friends of mine. Its a naughty guide with some pretty nasty stuff on it so use it and enjoy it. We hope you all like it and would appreciate feedback both good AND bad.
Many thanks in advance.
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This is a guide made by myself and some friends of mine. Its a naughty guide with some pretty nasty stuff on it so use it and enjoy it. We hope you all like it and would appreciate feedback both good AND bad.
Many thanks in advance.
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This is fucking brilliantly twisted.
A+++ would read again.
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A+++ would read again.
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Many thanks so far to comments. We are actually looking for new MSpainters to join us. Think you have the skills? Gimmie a shout.
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I seem to remember
your take on Islam from a few weeks ago. I'm happy, if a little suprised, to see you still going*
*alive.
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your take on Islam from a few weeks ago. I'm happy, if a little suprised, to see you still going*
*alive.
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Funny thing was we hit an islamic forum with that one. Heres what happened.
www.your-images.org/pics/82193d4d0a32caff2394c2130f6739b1.png
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you forgot coincide
killing someone it turns out you know by dropping a coin off a tall building
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killing someone it turns out you know by dropping a coin off a tall building
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Whoever deleted that last thread is a cock.
Made by swedemason.
Proper post: www.b3ta.com/links/236610 ;-)
Thread deleting c*** post www.b3ta.com/links/321800#post321803 ;-(
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Made by swedemason.
Proper post: www.b3ta.com/links/236610 ;-)
Thread deleting c*** post www.b3ta.com/links/321800#post321803 ;-(
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ahem...
...as I was saying before that bloke deleted that 'get in the back of the van' vid (previously down there), it is by swedemason & his 'gpbshite' vid is ace too!
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...as I was saying before that bloke deleted that 'get in the back of the van' vid (previously down there), it is by swedemason & his 'gpbshite' vid is ace too!
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thats soooooooooooooooooooooooooo glasscock
RBF. you silly billy :P
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RBF. you silly billy :P
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Blood the last vampire
NSFW
Tell me no one likes the look of this film...
NSFW for the bloood
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Tell me no one likes the look of this film...
NSFW for the bloood
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Don't say the T word
The manga mini movie is freakin' ace as well
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The manga mini movie is freakin' ace as well
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You can tell it was written by a girl.
Bloody sparkly skin, whats all that about?
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Bloody sparkly skin, whats all that about?
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me and my house mates cant wait for the sequel
we had such an ace time rippin the piss out of the first one.
Seriously shit film, cant understand how it did so well at the boxoffice...
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we had such an ace time rippin the piss out of the first one.
Seriously shit film, cant understand how it did so well at the boxoffice...
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Never underestimate the power of teenage girls in large numbers.
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As a guess...
Having neither watched nor read any Twilight stuff, did it contain sexy boy vampires who seduced the skimpy fierce fighty girls who may also have been confident vamps? A dilema, a love battle, dark seductive nights and mystical themes?
I have heard the "rocky" soundtrack. It tells me all I need to know in terms of whether I should watch it. A resounding no. =p
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Having neither watched nor read any Twilight stuff, did it contain sexy boy vampires who seduced the skimpy fierce fighty girls who may also have been confident vamps? A dilema, a love battle, dark seductive nights and mystical themes?
I have heard the "rocky" soundtrack. It tells me all I need to know in terms of whether I should watch it. A resounding no. =p
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that
gets a hell yes! from me, even if it is far too short
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gets a hell yes! from me, even if it is far too short
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it's like wesley snipes in blade but with added slanty eyes
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Teenage angst ridden letter
I just stumbled across this, it's apparently the last page of a girl rambling on about how her parents were great when they were younger but such unsophisticated dicks now she's become a deep poetic teenage muse.
Sound familiar?
I just love the hormone fueled emo-prose she falls into at the end...
'It's so un-FAIR!'
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I just stumbled across this, it's apparently the last page of a girl rambling on about how her parents were great when they were younger but such unsophisticated dicks now she's become a deep poetic teenage muse.
Sound familiar?
I just love the hormone fueled emo-prose she falls into at the end...
'It's so un-FAIR!'
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ha!
there's some wonderful "emoting by font" going on, too.
"I ALWAYS DO"
*cue stirring music, drums*
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there's some wonderful "emoting by font" going on, too.
"I ALWAYS DO"
*cue stirring music, drums*
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BBC Broadcasting error
NSFW
Post before but over a year ago.
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Post before but over a year ago.
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tis apprently
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article104382.ece
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article104382.ece
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"This is an honest to God true story"
Legendary former baseball player George Brett filmed telling an anecdote about shitting himself that Quentin Tarantino would have been proud to have written.
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Legendary former baseball player George Brett filmed telling an anecdote about shitting himself that Quentin Tarantino would have been proud to have written.
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At what point did that EVER make sense, he's cutting away on the house side so that's the way it'll fall and surely at the cost of thirty seconds effort you could tie a rope to it and a peg in the ground so it's at least tensioned away from property damage, it seemed real to me.
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I'm in your home, as well
I'm dressed like Cliff.
Come and find me, big boy!
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I'm dressed like Cliff.
Come and find me, big boy!
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Wikipedia band scientologists from editing their article
Haha. Ronseal
Edit: I'm gonna leave the d cos I'm enjoying the banter. lol
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Haha. Ronseal
Edit: I'm gonna leave the d cos I'm enjoying the banter. lol
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Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth
I'd have thought...
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I'd have thought...
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Driving on Salvia
This is a bit more pleasant than the video posted below, also it has an un-expected something
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This is a bit more pleasant than the video posted below, also it has an un-expected something
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Bwahahaha
I was thinking to myself how irresponsible this guy was for driving while he was tripping balls, but this is just funny :D
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I was thinking to myself how irresponsible this guy was for driving while he was tripping balls, but this is just funny :D
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Hello you,
have you seen the addition to the popular page?
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have you seen the addition to the popular page?
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legend!
should mention i appear offline on msn. im too anti social for my own good :P
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should mention i appear offline on msn. im too anti social for my own good :P
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hehehe
also dude, 43 degrees in dubai - sweating my moobs off
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also dude, 43 degrees in dubai - sweating my moobs off
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cheers, 45 mins well spent :)
had loads of topless girls come over to take pics of it too which was sweet
( , Sat 30 May 2009, 13:37, Share, Reply)
had loads of topless girls come over to take pics of it too which was sweet
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pfft
one of them was about 17 and pregnant too. i don't know if thats awesome or wrong.
( , Sat 30 May 2009, 14:17, Share, Reply)
one of them was about 17 and pregnant too. i don't know if thats awesome or wrong.
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it's a good video but it is very GC
i even posted an extended cut a while back that everyone ignored for some reason www.b3ta.com/links/308885
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i even posted an extended cut a while back that everyone ignored for some reason www.b3ta.com/links/308885
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Hamster attempts to kebab himself
massive rodent over-ambition lolz
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massive rodent over-ambition lolz
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VERY impressive near the end!
Reminds me of a girl I once knew.....
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Reminds me of a girl I once knew.....
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