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This is a normal post
HAHAHAHA

GIRLIE PRESSUPS!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Sat 30 May 2009, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a link post what passed for entertainment in olden days
dog rape
(SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post The little bitch was asking for it.
.
 (SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 30 May 2009, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is fucked up on so many levels
(clicks)
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yet she has already taken his
pearl necklace.
 (I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post erm...
what?!

(wires on the dogs to make them walk upright methinks)
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Got a bottle of wine, but no corkscrew?!
Then try this handy tip - open it using a toilet seat!
(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
:)
 (orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!
great tip!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 30 May 2009, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even though I have many corkscrews, I intend to try it out tonight....

(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sat 30 May 2009, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah :D
I wonder if it universally works on all toilets!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
This needs to be in the top tips section of the newsletter
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post A solidly scientific method.
Well done that man.

Click and also should be top tipped!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just tried it out
works perfectly
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mikoooooooo
Mikooooo!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Russians?...
... genius whatever.
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sat 30 May 2009, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate corkscrews anyway
this gets rid of having to peel the metallic crap off too.

THANK YOU INTERNETS
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Simple solution to the metallic crap
You can remove the foil by using the static electricity generated by your television set. Simply hold the bottle by the end and strike the top smartly against the screen. Works the same for plastic foil too.
 (richardm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get yourself a 'lazy waiter'
They have little cutters to trim the foil off from the top of the bottle. Well worth a couple of quid.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or...
You can just grab the wrap in your fist and twist it off. It's usually very easy. Occasionally impossible, for some unknown reason.
 (egg1, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post they are bulgarians...
ashamed to say it, but I have to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is just
too funny.

Brilliantly funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Andi Peters..
Andi Peters.. Andi Peters.. E-e-edd Edd the duck.
 (Aikon, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Has this been on yet?
An alternative Britain's Got Talent.
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
OMG

BWAHAHAHA
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL! Lovely!
Cheers! Bloody funny that!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
YES!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is good
but Susan Boyle is just as bad
 (B3taByter Meh, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup, it's a piece from Jimmy Kimmel Live in the US
it's very good :)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's magic!
Click
 (SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 30 May 2009, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Clicks Hard*
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post magnificent
click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 30 May 2009, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genius
That is all
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Splendid!

(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Crickety Game
It was posted a while ago. I'm basically reposting so I can brag.


 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 30 May 2009, 5:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm?

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I just say....
Pfft!
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Teh Winz!!!!??!?!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha

(PsychoChomp, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Hey we got this nifty former funeral home at a tax sale
OH WAIT THEY FORGOT SOMETHING
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 30 May 2009, 5:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post They might learn to look
at a place before buying next time.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 30 May 2009, 6:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its Gary that I feel most sorry for.
Poor guy. :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 30 May 2009, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a link post The Dangerous Brothers' World Of Danger.
Because it was kind of requested.

And because it's still fucking funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Sings in a Rick The Poet voice*
"There were arms and legs all over the place,
Everywhere I looked I could see.. her.. face"
.
.
.
Must find that on mp3.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post got this on video up in the attic
still makes me laugh like a drain , sad thing is I remember seeing it on the telly when it was first on (is old)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 30 May 2009, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a link post The 2009 World Beard and Moustache Championships
Some pretty extreme facial hair styles.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Saving Face
Some people, somewhere, discuss how to cut costs in the economic downturn.
Warning: not safe for pogonophobes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 30 May 2009, 3:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Nozin' Aroun'
A depiction of Yoof TV from early/mid-80s sitcom The Young Ones.
For any b3tans currently aged 35-45ish, The Young Ones was probably a primary factor in ensuring we washed up at b3ta in the 21st century.

It's just a pity so much of the programme we loved so much seems so shit nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 30 May 2009, 2:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
The Young Ones, and Viz, are what made me end up here in search of lolz
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post No one got my Young Ones reference a few threads below :(
Used to watch this show with my ex quite a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post i loved the young ones
even though ben elton is an utter cunt!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post With the gift of hindsight,
that is indeed the problem. Mayall/Edmondson are still capable of being hilarious, I'm sure.

(Which reminds me; really must put some Dangerous Brothers up here some time. Not to mention their masterpiece, Mr Jolly Lives Next Door.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay to the dangerous brothers and mr jolly!
and maybe some early comic strip also.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post have we got a video?

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 30 May 2009, 3:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES WEVE GOT A VIDEO

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post 35?!
Oh yeah,35.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 30 May 2009, 5:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post WE WERE WATCHING BASTARD SQUAD

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 30 May 2009, 5:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post its stuff like this what made me what I am today
a sick 36 yr old with a very dark sense of hunmour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 30 May 2009, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a link post How To Shave Your Groin - Shaving Tips From Gillette NSFW
um... probably NSFW so I tagged it so
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 30 May 2009, 1:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post My body is far too naturally hairy
to be shaving it all off down there.

A quick trim with scissors to keep everything looking neat and in-order is all is needed!
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Sat 30 May 2009, 2:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post But doesn't that just
sharpen the fuckers?

I pluck; mostly pluck the oldest hairs, though, the ones that are soon to shed anyway. It's just a way of keeping the top layer down. Tried scissors once, once was all I needed.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 30 May 2009, 2:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fair haired, my legs look like I stole them from a yeti
if I were dark haired my arms/hands would look like I stole them from Robin Williams!
 (I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 30 May 2009, 2:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post A number one with some clippers is a much better idea
It avoids any unwanted ingrown hairs
It means you don't have to worry about cuts (which don't heal very nicely down there if you spend a lot of time walking)
It saves that two day period of itchy nuts agony
It avoids the day four cactus crotch
It means you don't look like a twelve year old
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post lesson #1 keep your love life tidy
lesson #2 strong man

lesson #3 ...
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 30 May 2009, 4:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post *lols at "cactus crotch"*

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 30 May 2009, 5:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post why on earth is the cartoon cock pixelated?
... I demand cartoon cock and balls!
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup
www.b3ta.com/links/320538
 (B3taByter Meh, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Play her off keyboard cat - Britains Got Talent
Oh how I lolled, and instantly thought of Play her off keyboard cat! And someone who has nothing better to do on a friday night, did it :)
(Miggyman, Sat 30 May 2009, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post rofflecopters

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 30 May 2009, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate that little brat
why is she any braver than the other hundreds of ten years olds, and that 6 year old from a few years ago
 (PaulGadd -, Sat 30 May 2009, 0:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd fucking slap her mother too
pair of pricks!

Hmph!
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 30 May 2009, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post God I despise that manipulative little shit

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Sat 30 May 2009, 1:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
in other news: bugger :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNjOjqsLBRo
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 30 May 2009, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 30 May 2009, 1:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers :D
it's only me in the house too, good side: i can clean all night, bad side: it's just me doing the cleaning
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 30 May 2009, 2:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just buy a dog
they're like hoovers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 30 May 2009, 5:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
it's pretty much sorted now anyway, just the potato goo on the walls and whatever else got stuck to it, to do
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 30 May 2009, 6:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keyboard Cat is getting WAY too famous now, even CNN had a report on him/her/it

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay
on the gif
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Literal Rock Video remake
Take one bad '80s MTV video, (Bonnie Taylor - Total Eclipse of the Heart) re-sing it describing the cliché scenes and actions - hilarity ensues!

Many more Literal Videos at www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=A095CDB461A1FEED
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 30 May 2009, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is utterly brilliant
"The gayest man on earth would call this over the top".
Tears before breakfast. A joy.
 (I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post this ahahahah
what the effing crap that angel guy just felt me up

*cries*
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post absolute
genius
 (I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beat me by an hour, dammit.
I just found this myself.

"Since when did spazzing out qualify as a dance?"
 (I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post very good
Mullet with headlights?
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
lovely!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post So...ace...
Just...wow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top hole.
Absolute, effing, genius.

Thanks!
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best one
yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eggs elent!
A decade ago I lived in a villa, in Portugal, owned by Bonnie Tyler. Sadly she came round with a rent book, hair in curlers.

I love Bonnie.She forms the holy triumvarate of silly eighties Welch with Shaky and Kinnock.
 (trumplefahrt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Bizzare ramblings of people complaining that AOL homepages were turned off.
I can't work it out, it's either expertly trolled or its the largest collection of people who don't use the internet, on the internet.

Basically AOL had a similar system to geocities (which was also shutdown), then, realising it was gash, decided to turn it off. Some of the comments:

"WHAT A SHAMBLES & A POOR SHOW. NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW EITHER. FORTUNATELY I SAVED MY WEBPAGE & TRANSFERRED IT TO GEOCITIES."

..."now its all gone,guess I can thank a foreign person that bought AOL out?
Well, wake up and smell the roses,I will get another way to play on the Internet soon,My dear AOL people. "

"Yes, after 17 years I can finally say AOL sucks! "
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 29 May 2009, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is glorious Schadenfreude at it's best
"PLEASE PROVIDE ME ACCESS TO MY HOMETOWN WEB PAGE.

IF I CAN GET IT I MIGHT STAY A CUSTOMER. IF NOT ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE AS GOOD AS GONE."

"As good as gone"? Tard...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post in fairness
if they just decided to turn it off, and didn't give anyone any notice or chance to get their stuff, I can kinda understand them being pissed.
 (bblgoose, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Modern Drunkard Magazine
If you have the time just look tound the website because there are some very good funny, yet true articles about drinking.
 (thebadger Isn't lurking for a change on,, Fri 29 May 2009, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post why have i never seen this before?
where do i subscribe, and where is the cider section!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Sat 30 May 2009, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a bartender
this is awesome....

As a drunkard I'm subscribed as of now!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 30 May 2009, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candle day!
Drunkness for all!
 (Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Sat 30 May 2009, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Signed up to this a while ago and then unsubscribed shortly after
Once the novelty wears off it's pretty much just a bunch of alcoholics validating the behaviour of other alcoholics.

There's a fine line between enjoying a drink and needing a drink, this magazine stomps all over it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the best site ever.
I'm going to go as far as calling it mega.

I just found this gem 'Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.'

I'm at work with a hangover even as I type this, and it's changed my life.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 30 May 2009, 6:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know what he did last summer
EDIT: godamn, i didnt even notice it was the onion.
 (PaulGadd -, Fri 29 May 2009, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post this deserves a comment
comment This is very funny
 (I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 29 May 2009, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post This has got to be a spoof show
reminded me of Brass Eye / The day today.

Please let it not be real!!

(funny either way, good link)
 (Baron Greenback Still in Sunny Singapore, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic :D
It's the expressions of the others that make it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a link post time to chill out
oh yes! its been a nice sunny day,but now its time to relax with the wonderfull gram parsons :)
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not enough of Gram Parsons
on this site in my opinion!


Thanks for link
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 30 May 2009, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Some dude belms his way into space
Salvia trip. Looks unpleasant.
(chuff off, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
what a joey
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post lightweight
pah.
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post 40x on his first time?
What a nutter!
 (Poodles! MCCCXXXVII, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why does the most linguistically challenged one have to be the commentator?
"I can't do this shit " ad infinitum. He is to verbosity what Stuart Lubbock is to pool cleaning.
 (SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah and i'm sure it's making his trip even better
man those guys shouldn't take drugs
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 29 May 2009, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I want to kill that fuckmonkey
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 30 May 2009, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really would not want to do anything as strong as salvia surrounded by those annoyng assholes

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post quite.
i've done it quite a few times. seriously not good if your "friends" are filming you. same goes for any kind of trip. people think tripping is a joke, it isn't. it can seriously harm you or save you. if you have friends who are cunts with cameras it is gonna HARM YOU.

my advice: take it outside into nature with good friends.
 (Mendosa cis a unt, Fri 29 May 2009, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post bee wit te trees !
guarateed
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 30 May 2009, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks better like
This

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 30 May 2009, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
His friends shouting negative things isn't helping. google for 'driving on salvia' for an amusing one. Salvia is bad. No touchy-touchy-barge-pole.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post What an annoying bunch of cock ends
I cant imagine anything worse than doing that surrounded by such complete bellends.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Neil was never quite the same

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 29 May 2009, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cock heads

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 30 May 2009, 5:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Verbswapr I made this!
Now I've stopped being a Spakky McFuckwit and remembered the difference between a verb and a vowel, have one that actually works.

I've started it off with a list of 1334 verbs that I've managed to put together, but this is in no way complete so please add more
 (madsporkmurderer, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats acutally pretty spiffing.
"B3ta newsletter 380 out now , you sequenced in the links, you manage the projects, you drew the pics, and we... we.... well, we circulated it up a bit and twist in into TEH WORDS. And remove children, don't have nightmares, have nighthorses.
realized newsletter 380

published by rot on 29th May at 2pm "
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post make it record recent URLs so there's some examples to click?

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Done
And thanks to whichever b3tard added the verbs nippled, goatsed, spang, belm, cockmunch, sodomise, wank and bum; I don't know how these weren't on the lists of common verbs I found...
 (madsporkmurderer, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That Is Fucking Great
and i clicked i like it, because i do
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Sat 30 May 2009, 2:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post PS.
A joke on a website I like came out like this:

"Father: Well son, how are your exam results?

Son: They're all under weigh.

Father: What do you mean?

Son: They're all under C licensed."

Brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Sat 30 May 2009, 2:59, , Reply)
This is a link post SPOTIFY'rs
Is this Madonna?

absolute CHOOON !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post and this one
doof doof doof
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wish that spotify would at least put the track name and artist in those bloody links
if you don't feel like opening up the client but want to know what folk are banging on about, it's a right pain in the arse
 (I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 29 May 2009, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has Spotify had a bunch of press recently?
I can't help but notice all of a sudden, my friends are on about it and swapping links/playlists.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Sat 30 May 2009, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
I had no idea you could link to open Spotify like that. And that is a complete tune. But it would be better with the artist and title in the link.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Sat 30 May 2009, 6:27, , Reply)

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