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This is a link post Alien warning on live UK tv
Apparently this really happened in 1977. Funny how the alien sounds like a hammy Doctor Who actor. Still - a top hoax that put the shits up a lot of people. Or was it...

...yes, it was. Or was it...

Skip to 2:20 to cut the ridiculously long intro.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Something huge really is about to happen and is already started i simply ask you all now if your not saved by Christ then to get saved soon, biblical prophecys foretold thousands of years ago are coming true today in our lifetime. It's very real, even if your one of those people who are about to ridicule me after writing this message, i just ask you to please check this out for yourselves, buy a Bible and attend a good bible teaching Church and ...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You got front row tickets for the rapture then?
Keep rattling those beads pal
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post *rattles*
Strike him down Jebus! Non believer!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Consider me smote

(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's some interesting stuff coming out today from the radio telescopes.
Possible "Wow" signals.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a Vogon announcing the demolition of earth...

(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Ninja Turtles poster doesn't go down well in Oz
Given the release date and choice of imagery. Since removed...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those turtles are falling at free-fall speeds.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
I blame George W Bush.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it probably went down OK in Oz.
It was only a problem when the Americans got involved.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am outraged!!
That they actually had the cheek to make this steaming pile of remake/reboot/reimagning/retelling/rehistoring/worldwide cinema event.
Isnt this one step to far even for the neckbeard manchildren that watch these endless remakes of comic books from the 80s and collect little plastic figures to play with?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Such a dark day in the history of mankind.
They should of never made that film.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should never have made the cartoon, such a dark day for comic book kind.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went off them after the napkin.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post #1 comment: "Yes but it was painted by Rolf Harris so that’s ok"

(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 4:26, , Reply)
This is a link post No Cats but....One cool cat


(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love that cover - trying to think what TV show it reminds me of.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Woodentops?
Thunderbirds?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post muppets?

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, that possibly

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Wire?

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like his arthritus fingers
makes you rely appreciate how good at wanking he must have been
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just spotted what's wrong
Jimi was left handed......
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fraggle Rock???
and yes - Jimi was left handed and played a right handed guitar strung upsidedown.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bingo!

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post There wasn't a Fraggle called Bingo.
There was a Gobo though, perhaps you're thinking if him?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is a regroove?

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Corrie?

(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Video Camera Attached to a Car Wheel
purdy spirally pictures.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eugh....Vimeo....
*watches*

Well... that was exactly how I'd expect it to be which I guess is one of the reasons no-one else has done it. At least edit out the start/end so it looks a bit less shit.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from the 'eurgh Vimeo' bit which I don't get, I agree.
Well, the first six words of the final sentence really.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, just IMO
a majority of stuff posted on there is by pretentious pricks that for some reason, think their stupid shite is somehow better because they have a posh camera. And as a case in point, this video fits that criteria, IMO, sorry.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please tell me
that you're a Yorkshire-man, in a flat cap who's son wants wants to be an artist/playwright/dancer/poet.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am Northern, yes.
And have just moved from Bradford, but originally from the proper side of the pennines...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post the reet side?

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye,
the correct side.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with the content
and tone of this message.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough, my nan used to not watch BBC2 for similar reasons.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vomits over keyboard.
Thanks vimeo. Thimeo.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Retrospec
Free remakes of classic 8 bit games

Link down there reminded me of these gems.

Head over Heels, Alien 8, Knightlore, Wizball.... all the classics are there.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has it got this?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_(1983_video_game) The whole write up and idea itself is batshit mental...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a link post 2 in a row, Ca(stupid)C

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a link post 6+ minutes of people making stuff out of clay
Pretty cool if 6+ minutes of 'clay skills' would impress you.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a bit short of time right now,
can someone just timestamp the part with the phallus, that would be great.

(I assume there's a cock, this is B3ta after all)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woooaaaahhh, Myy Loooovvee.
My darling,
I've hungered for your touch... etc.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta,
but did you like the video I posted?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have not, as yet, properly watched it.
My wife did and made lots of excited noises.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Parkour dog, extreme to the max

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post "There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road that's where I'll always be ..."

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post every stop i make...
animal welfare are on my ass like a motherfucker.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post what it doesnt show is that just out of view is the vet who was "just going to check his bum"

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post One up the bum, no harm done.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My good man, I'd stake a gold sovereign that you also remember Benji, Zax and the Alien Prince.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats the fucker
Ta. Dont know why I didnt see this before I posted V V there...

*edit* 1983.... fuck I'm old... :(
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly Iain Banks nicked the idea for his flying drones from that.
*ducks*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo
possible TJ related to that show...

At the time that show was on TV, there was another show around which had this 'floating burger shaped robot thing' that was in the back of a grey van, was American and may have had a boy in it...
Any idea what this was, or maybe a film from around that time?
Realise the description probably hinders more than it helps...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think our good man up ^ there has already mentioned it
It's Benjie, Zax and the Alien Prince you're after:

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post which one is which?

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.imdb.com/title/tt0147747/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the new ModBot.
It's just about to deploy it's Robofinger.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
tell it to sort the fucking newsletter out first...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post These days you can only get the newsletter by ordering Pact Coffee.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
See also TVGoHome's regular feature "Sting Cares" www.tvgohome.com/121199.html
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the same cartoonist who did the "Jeremy Spake's Fucking Face" strip in Viz.
Always good.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
They should drop some depth charges on Bono, though. For good measure.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha bravo.
Not seen that before, ta.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a link post fuzzbox and pink sunshine
since it seems its turning into cheesy Tuesday i thought i would jump the gun and pre-load the thought process with this little gem
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody Cheryl Baker ...

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that after you finished with her or after the coach crash?

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harrrr !
Didn't the bloke out of Bucks Fizz get brain damage or something ?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post before or after the coach incedent? or as a result of realising what they had unleashed after winning the Eurovision

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that why he had the problem
'making his mind up'?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post certainly did him no good when it came to coming or going

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah,
but now those days are gone...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've gone from Fuzzbox to Charity box

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like the two at the back are auditioning for Iron Man.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It looks like the two at the back are auditioning for Iron Man gran.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a link post fun with animals
"a vet who was filmed having sex with a horse and a dog has been struck off his profession's register."
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Purple link is purple
That's either 'I love Horses' or a glassy cock
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's safe to say that he did indeed love horses
A colleague of mine at work said he was at school with this chap, apparently he was a bit odd then too.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post In Hungary?

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a link post is it quality tune Tuesday?
It is? then get your rocks off on the unique vocal and keyboard talents of Jonathan and Darlene Edwards.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Interesting write up about keeping control (or not) of digital images
...or something
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post one lucky shot doesn't make a career I guess
Wonder what inspired him to snap photos and share, potentially others posting stuff online.

Reddit is just a shit place for anything serious in a specific niche. Flickr is at least aimed at photography, however much yahoo tries to prevent this.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It must be in Japanese or suttin as all I got was
Butt hurt,butt hurt.....Butt hurt,butt hurt,butt hurt,butt hurt....butt hurt.........Butt hurt,butt hurt,butt hurt,butt hurt,butt hurt,butt hurt,butt hurt,butt hurt,butt hurt,butt hurt,butt hurt,butt hurt


Butt hurt...butt hurt.....

Yours

Butt hurt...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yan7ybub0v0&t=8s
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it odd that making an image available to billions of people that some people then use it?
It's happened to me a few times but it were just images for shits and giggles.

If you want to retain the digital rights.
Don't put it on the net.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post also if you use sites to sell stuff such as autotrader and many many more
if you do actually read the small print by using there site you give them the copyright to any images that you upload and could be charges a fee if you use the image that you made for something else.


worth bearing in mind
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Facebook too IIRC
and I think any photos taken with the 3DS.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post i had a dial up with callnetuk many moons ago at 1p a min
and the images i uploaded then onto a site i had created became there property along with any text that was uploaded, so the whole website became there property and i would be charged to remove the site as it was theres
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I'm posting stuff I reckon will be nicked,
which Ive had a fair few of amazingly, I now watermark them, for no real reason and doubt I'll ever want or need to do anything about it, its just nice when something I do gets spazzhanded around facebook and ends up being posted back to me :)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Downtown

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 1:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post She sounds as if someone was constantly scaring her with mice and spiders.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 5:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't believe
this one wasn't prferred as the ingle debut on b3ta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2wheSpxL94
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like she's having a fit!

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds more like the diamond white is starting to take effect

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sonds like someone's going downtown on her.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like someone's noshing her off.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You old romantic
:D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
awesome crazy lols
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd liked to have heard
Mrs Mills cover this
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post i bet her dad Glen would be turning in his airoplane if he hear this

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about the bloke who impersonated Glenn Miller on Stars In Their Eyes.
He disappeared through the fog and no-one saw him again.
Ba-dum-tishhhh!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That preview pic reminding anyone else of a "point of view" necro handjob?
Or just me?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should listen to "My Love"
The way she sings out of sync with the music adds a certain something to her out of tune singing.

I *heart* her!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Ladies bums going very fast in Paris.
On board bike camera Marianne Vos during "La Course" held before the last stage of the Tour.

They are going at a fair clip.

The pavé they go over just before the final straight is a very fast surface, but offers very little lateral grip.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! Is there anything ladies bums can't do?

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 2:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gay Man Sex

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post A 'very fast surface that offers little lateral grip?'
It's a pavement you wally. Get a grip.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 3:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1:06 looks like a face , butt could easyly be the blokes doing that hard to tell so didnt wank

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ classic b3ta comment.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ classic b3ta reply to classic b3ta comment

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glasscock.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was waiting for something to happen in the tunnel
Hang on, that was something else...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Can we now tell the story of the vile queen mother?
Queen mum was a massive lushShocker!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she had some stories if you had a session on the gin with her.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 1:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ohh, Johann Hari. Fearless, campaigning, scrupulous journalism.
Is he still living in shame or has he reinvented himself?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 1:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post He met the Queen Mum yesterday and wrote this without making anything up at all.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah! The bitch! Who did she think she was? Living like a bloody queen.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spitting Image have done this already.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Our City has put up some names to vote on for a Crab one puts our founding father in an odd light
I'd like it if you Vote for my entry George Da Garbage Grappler
But you will likely go for the Dr. Norman Fiddler Young . Yikes How did that get past the primaries.

What’s your favorite name for our Waterway Cleanup fiddler crab mascot?

Indy the Intracoastal Clean-Up Crab
Marsha the Marsh Fiddler Crab
George (Da Garbage) Grappler
Dr. Norman "Fiddler" Young
Clean Up Clarence the Crab
Kermit the Clean Machineal
Tidy the Clean Up crab
Crusty the Custaciean
Sir Crab Clean-a-lot
Fiddler Cleancoaster
Swiffer Charlie Crab
Mr. Clean up Crab
Lord Mcfiddleston
Keen Crabby Clean
Claws for a Cause
Freddie Fiddler
Cleany the Crab
Crabby the Crab
Frankie Fiddler
Prince Clawston
Fiddler Freddie
Sir Stradivari
Petey the Crab
Palmcrabulous
Grabby Crabby
Claude Cleary
Floppy Fiddle
Pinch DeLeon
Sir Clawston
Crabby Patty
Mr. Red Crab
Palmy Crabby
Savvy Crabby
Krusty Crab
Scrub-a-dub
Sandy Claws
Fiddle Stix
Lance-a-lot
Cleanie-me
Mr. Pinchy
Catherine
Ms. Sandy
Mr. Clean
Barnicles
Shamoozey
Sebastian
CrabStar
Sunshine
Cleanie
Phineas
Coastie
Fiddles
Scrappy
Pebbles
Bubbles
Winston
Sherwin
Sparkle
Crabman
Frankie
Phillip
Shelly
Beachy
Nettie
Crabby
Baxter
Palmer
Fiddie
Cluppy
Hunter
Scrubs
Cathy
Sunny
Kirby
Larry
Rigby
Cadie
Clup
Soot
Teva
Kara
Cate
Oxy
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too late for me and will consider tomorrow.
If the Gay Shift still lives they will advise you sooner.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't Kiddy in that list ?
A glaring omision.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mitty and his binders full of beaches

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vote Scratchy!

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prince Clawston for the win!

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody suggested Clamps?

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 5:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post how about ' i have crabs'
edit- not me personally!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh no =( let's all try to get you some then!

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hitlerina Flidmong Smythe Smythe The Third.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:01, , Reply)

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