As I mentioned before, my mum is a very paranoid schizophrenic
which means her whole life is a mass of bizarre leaps of logic. Wake up with a slightly runny nose? That'll be the neighbours pumping poison through the walls.

Anyway.

She started to become convinced that my daughter had been physically abused by her child minder.

Her logic went like this.

One afternoon while on a visit to my mum I mildly rebuked my young daughter over something minor and my daughter replied "If I do it again you'll put me in the dustbin".

Bizarre leap of logic 1
This wasn't one of those odd things that kids say, but the result of her being disciplined by being put in a bin.


BLOL 2
It must have been the child minder


BLOL 3
And the parents must have known about I, because the little girl is talking about it.


BLOL4
The parents must have been in on it, and continue the abuse to this day.


So when a couple of weeks later I bump into my mum she starts screaming "GET THIS MAN AWAY FROM ME....HE'S AN ABUSER....I'M CALLING THE POLICE..." etc etc. on a Saturday afternoon, in my local Waitrose.

lols

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( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 15 Dec 2013, 12:20, 32 replies)

Why haven't you had her removed from society?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 12:45, closed)

Care In The Community at work, ladies and gentlemen.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 12:57, closed)

Fuck the community, get these mental spastics away from me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:03, closed)

Are you offering to wack my mum?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 15 Dec 2013, 15:58, closed)

is she fit?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 16:47, closed)

Rule 34 says she is.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 15 Dec 2013, 17:34, closed)

whackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhack

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 3:06, closed)

At least you're doing something constructive about her mental illness
like posting sneering stories about her on the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 12:53, closed)

Works for me.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 15 Dec 2013, 16:00, closed)

General refuse, or recyclables?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 13:14, closed)

This is the most ingenious excuse for being outed as a nonce I've ever read.

(McChinaman banned, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:09, closed)

This makes me pretty angry
There was a time this would have been the first reply, within seconds of the OP. B3TA's dying on it's arse.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 15 Dec 2013, 15:57, closed)

its

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 18:03, closed)

Thanks. Your life has not been in vein.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 15 Dec 2013, 18:08, closed)

vain

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:53, closed)

hahaha!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:21, closed)

Thank you. Your very helpful.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:52, closed)

hopeless

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:44, closed)

I know.Every time I throw a typo stick, thier's a panting autist dog running over to pick it up. Bless 'em.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 22:04, closed)

TTT

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:17, closed)

Ouch
Must be difficult to cope with that sort of personal issue. Good luck to you for the future.

I've supported MIND for a long time because of the help they have been to a close friend with depression - I understand they also offer support and good advice for families & friends of people with mental health issues & would recommend calling them if ever needed.
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:27, closed)

Not more fucking Star Wars

(McChinaman banned, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 15:30, closed)

dafuq?
also; R2D2 cant call MIND, his droid beep-click language upsets the PBX switchboard
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 16:15, closed)

Well, someone had to find out about your child binning eventually.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 14:32, closed)

Why don't you get the poor woman some help?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Dec 2013, 16:21, closed)

This is a question about bizarre misunderstandings and their outcomes
if you want an exposition of 15 years trying to get the best out of the NHS, money spent on private care and the poor state of mental care support in the UK, we'll have to wait for that question to come up.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 15 Dec 2013, 17:47, closed)

One can only ask.
www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post2169696
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 19:11, closed)

ah, you've made the classic liberal gaffe of assuming there's such a thing as a victim
in this life there are no victims, only the irresponsible and the lazy

so basically if you suffer misfortune it's your own fault and you should be punished for it

that's probably the view yer man the OP takes, anyway
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Dec 2013, 22:12, closed)

You do realise that you need to post this as a separate answer?

( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 7:08, closed)

An interesting blog i've come across...
themaskedamhp.blogspot.co.uk/
( rjmrjm, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:36, closed)

You have a very interesting idea of the definition of "interesting."

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:54, closed)

Everyone seems to be missing the most important point here...
Wheelie or pedal.

which is best for child-binning?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 3:07, closed)