Plumdozer...
Delights in portraying himself as B3ta's "moral guardian" and replying to QOTW answers with a "holier than thou" attitude.

Been a member for 5 years and 7 days. A staggering 13335 replies on QOTW - which implies he's a heavy user of B3ta.

Yet he's too cheap to donate a couple of quid to support B3ta and get himself an icon..

Just saying....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:43, 67 replies)

Cheers.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:44, closed)

I'll tel you what this thread is missing.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:29, closed)

where do I claim to be a moral guardian?
Nowhere, that's where.

Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:45, closed)

Cheapskate.

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:48, closed)

donations are exactly that, optional
And having an icon doesn't give you any more rights on B3ta.

Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:51, closed)

Penny-Pincher....

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:52, closed)

this is true...
but for cunts who (and I'm not necessarily including you in this) get on like this is THEIR site should contribute to it's upkeep.
(likeajackhammer, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:12, closed)

You're missing out on Special Secret Board.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:39, closed)

oh no, a forum user has a grudge against another forum user.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:45, closed)

This could be like World War 3 or some shit!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:51, closed)

I hope it turns out jolly well for both of them.
They seem like terribly nice young men and it would be a shame to see them fall out over something so trivial as internet business.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:01, closed)

MAN OBSERVES OTHER MAN USING WEBSITE
Cheers
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:46, closed)

He also wears turquoise shirts.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:48, closed)

Oh
the ironing.....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:48, closed)

( Theoban What of it, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:50, closed)

cheers

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:36, closed)

cheers

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:02, closed)

I'm about to start a slow hand clap for this thread...
unfortunately, it's so slow my hands won't meet in time for inclusion in this qotw topic...
(likeajackhammer, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:03, closed)

Quick! Quick! Run For Help!!


Tightwad....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:10, closed)

Angela Lansbury?

(likeajackhammer, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:13, closed)

I stand by my earlier comment.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:29, closed)

fuck off i hate you.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:46, closed)

Please stop being mean to plumdozer. We hate him on /talk so you musn't bully him off QOTW

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:53, closed)

People like Legless are ruining this messageboard for others :(

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:03, closed)

Legless fingered plumdozer

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:21, closed)

Cheers

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:21, closed)

In all fairness, it was mutual finger action.
Cheers.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:26, closed)

Cheers

(kroney2, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:24, closed)

Some posters
have an account for potatoshopping, and one for bickering on QOTW.

My other one has a furtive bear. Most of you whippersnappers wouldn't even remember those days.
(username failed moderation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:31, closed)

Tightwad!
Isn't it about time you got a new icon, lest someone take to stalking you across the boards?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:35, closed)

Any attention is good.
No?
(username failed moderation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:52, closed)

Are you implying the b3ta is riddled with needy types?
'cos you'd be right.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:56, closed)

Yeah, I totally admire people who donate to this shithole of an internet forum run by a kid fingering cunt and populated with fat dull spastics.
Money well spent, I'm sure it all goes to bringing us exciting features like ignore 2.0 and search.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:34, closed)

I liked it better when search was here.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:03, closed)

I'd donate if search was fixed :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:04, closed)

Search
has been broken for 5 years?

Stingy git......
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:08, closed)

He can't help it, he's scotch.
but he's a racist, so it's OK to discriminate against him.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:36, closed)

Big ears.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:36, closed)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:55, closed)

I bet you didn't pay for that jpg either
Disgusting
( Theoban What of it, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:57, closed)

Miser
Once you have a pound in your pocket, by God, it's your prisoner..
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:04, closed)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:07, closed)

I Don't Get Your Point,

Scrooge
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:10, closed)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:16, closed)

Game, Set, Match
Plumdozer, The Tight-Fisted, has now been reduced to posting utterly irrelevant images in a desperate attempt to gain some sort of kudos or credibility back.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:26, closed)

congratulations on winning an argument
on the internet.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:30, closed)

I like the bit where legless thinks anybody in the whole universe actually values his opinion on anything.
That's a good bit. Cheers to that bit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:03, closed)

My favourite bit is the bit where his self-awareness vacuum kicks in and he doesn't realise that Piers, 'Beers, Steers and Queers' and 'Ray Mears'
All rhyme with 'Cheers' and so are in no way irrelevant.

Srsly, Legless is even better value than EMV.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:10, closed)

I like the bit where he has me on ignore 2.0 so can't see any of this part of the conversation.
SECRET SUBTHREAD A GOGO!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:40, closed)

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:17, closed)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:21, closed)

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:14, closed)

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:14, closed)

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:15, closed)

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:16, closed)

Cheers

(Legless is a prick., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:35, closed)

Oh, the humanity!
Wont someone think of the chi....ah, no, as you were.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:37, closed)

i eers
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:51, closed)

i don't who either you or plumdozer are
but i can say with absolute certainty that you are taking the internet far too seriously, and are spectacularly dull as a result
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:26, closed)

It's very serious.
I can't believe you're trivialising this.

Cheers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:53, closed)

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 22:17, closed)

This went well.
I'm assuming that this is some sort of Baudrillardian meta trolling; by indicating not only a complete inability to make an on-topic contribution to QOTW, Legless has also demonstrated an utter lack of self-awareness in that he didn't foresee this outcome occurring.

The question is then not 'does he totally lack the required self-awareness not to appear a complete internet prick', but 'is it actually everyone else lacking the self-awareness to realise that Legless went beyond self-parody several years ago'?

This is like Italo Calvino shit in the level of self-referencing going on here.

Either that or it's just Legless proving me right about the gaping chasm that exists where his self-awareness should be.

And for that, you overbearing nincompoop, I thank you.

Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 22:30, closed)

Cheapskate!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:33, closed)

deep pockets, short arms.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:20, closed)