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(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Great topic
Needs MOAR alt though
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
done!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This raises a very profound question.
Is it intrinsically redundant to actually form words, when all one requires is a response from another person in recognition of a thought being experienced?

Also, I'm off for a pee. I'll be back in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
uh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
You raised an existential question.
i was just running with it.

Christ, it's hardly Descartes, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
a SEVEN minute piss.
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I stopped off in the kitchen on the way back
AKSHULLY
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
To empty YOUR BAG IN THE SINK
AND THAT TOOK YOU SEVEN MINUTES.

ha!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
I should think you would need to rehydrate after pissing for that long.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
b3th is like a camel.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I've certainly got the hump now.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
It was your 'humps' I was going on about.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Ohhhhhh
i see.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
handy since you dudes are drought-ridden these days

/hoses down the garden for lols
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Are you calling b3th a dried up old hag?
That's really mean, Cavy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I...um...sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
It's b3th you should be apologising to

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Eh?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
She's such a rotten cow, b3th
Don't pay her any mind.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
I trhink I accidentally insulted you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Cavy hates you.
She told me that if you lot share cocktails on the weekend, she'll drink more than you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
and spit in her bit
wait?! How am I now being mean? I am too eaasily led
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
S'ok I think b3th has put you on ignore now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
oh :(
i didn't mean to
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
i know what'll cheer you up
a baby monkey going backwards on a pig!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Are you having a go at her family now?
Christ you can't leave it alone, can you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
damnit Tangles!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
We've not got a hosepipe ban (yet)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
really?
I thought it was most of England
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
We're having an 'Environmental Drought'
guaranteed no hosepipe ban.
It said so tonight on the news.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Most of the flat bits at low altitudes.

(I helped save b3ta! Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Do you now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Not my feet...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Oh man, one day I'll marry a women who can do a 7 minuite long piss.
Just think of the things you could get up too with a bladder like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
i guess not
but I have the kind of scratchy throat that's going to give me a cold and I can't think straight
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Don't you come bringing your pestilent germs round bristol
Typhoid cavy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
PG b3ths

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
It's me thats the typhoid one
she's just got germs.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Urrugh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Meh, ciprofloxacin'll sort you out.

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Is it true
the generic name for viagra is mycoxyphlopin?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
alright Jef- WAIT A MINUTE.

(I helped save b3ta! Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
hee hee hee

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Nope
sildenafil. Sildenafil citrate, I believe.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
I'm sure that was a syrup for the Sodastream.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)
It was a funny joke!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Oh
belm.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Never mind berk.
It was less funny than average.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Screw you bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)
That was ANOTHER joke.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)
About berk's boyfriend's tiny cock, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
i heard he was mistaken for a girl until he was 12

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
My cock's a-floppin'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Rene Descartes
Was a drunken fart.

I drink therefore I am.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)

¿
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)
oooh, fancy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
oooh, stick you. Your momma too, and your daddy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)

It was either that or this ¡ , but I settled on the first one.
Are you all meeting up in Bristol then? I had a fun year living there way back when.
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Why not come along.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Can't this time. Maybe for the next one. If it involved a pub crawl down the Gloucester Road. That's where I bought my MenaceCoat.
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I'm often in the Flyer on Gloucester Road.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Used to live by the John Cabot. There was a bloke in there - Ian Towers I think he was called - made Jivebunny look an amateur when it came to medleys
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Did you know that 'dance music' quenderasts and child molesters The Tidy Boys
Are actually one of the guys from Jive Bunny, and some dickhead that changed his name by deed poll to Amadeus Mozart?

100% true.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Are they the KLF?
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
No, the Tidy Boys.
Hard house.

Which is for kids, benders, nonces and plebs.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
the Tidy Boys
They sound like a Welsh cover band who specialise in Surf Rock.

'Help me Rhonda'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
There is a Welsh surf band doing the rounds at the moment
Called Y Niwl
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
the two local support bands for Jim Jones Revue
were both surf rock, which I found quite strange
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Glen Moray is a terrible whisky.
Avoid.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)

That's a Moray.
Or have we finished the earworm thread?
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
But I'm Scottish, so when I read 'Moray' I'm pronouncing it correctly when I hear the word in my head.
Which is the same as 'Murray', rhymes with 'hurry'.

So that joke doesn't work.

Soz dudezilla.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Sorry, my fault
a) I thought you were from Leeds for some reason
b) I confess that I may have adapted the joke from something involving a moray eel, which would have worked in both accents (hopefully)
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
You've offended an entire country here
You're worse than Cavy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
*kills self
deletes account*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
I live in York and work in Leeds.
But I was born in Lanarkshire and grew up in Aberdeenshire.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)

rdeenshire +nder
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)

That's OK. I'm all for economic mobility in cases like this ;-)
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Thanks dudette.
And when I moved south I simultaneously raised the collective IQ of both countries.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Do you mean the average IQ.

(I helped save b3ta! Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
No.
Or yes.

You tell me. It is just a gentle gag.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)

But the average height figure seems to have been affected though.
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Shit the fuck off.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I approve of this post.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
When two grids are overlaid at an angle and an interference pattern results,
that's a Moiré.
(I helped save b3ta! Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
When two grids love each other very much, they make a griddle.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
'When you're diving a wreck and an eel bites your neck'...
...'That's a Moray'
(Captain Placid Good at something, not doing it for free, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

That's the one ^^
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Can we move down here now?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)
I'm too scared to respond in case Tangles makes me sound mean again
...wait, I've done it now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
haha
I'm going to tell everyone you've been mean to me, and they'll all hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
OH! Woe is me!
Only baby monkey going backwards on a pig can console me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Well, you wanted me to bring the paddling pool on Saturday.
So it sounds like you've got two bouts to train for!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Rise above it b3th
You are better than this
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Damn right I am.
I'm better than all of you losers.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Better than some of the losers I'm sure.
But all of us?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
are you saying I'm not?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I'm saying you aren't better than me.
I'm not saying you are any worse than me, I'm just saying you aren't better than me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Oh, I am.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Prove it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Don't need to.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Yes. You. Do.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Just a fact, innit.
I'm better than ALL you losers.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Winning a medal in the special Olympics

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
You aren't doing yourself any favours with this stance.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
*mwah*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
So, b3th.
I know you've a fondness for licking windows, have you ever licked port holes before?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Is that like a glory hole?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:17, Reply)
You find them on boats.
And they are exactly like glory holes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Then, in answer to your question:
no.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
If you really believe that you know you got nothing to win and nothing to lose
/Dylan
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Hmm.
That makes me sound more bland than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Sorry, Bob has spoken.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I was looking for Bobby then

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Being called bland by Bob is hardly encouraging.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
He wasn't calling you bland, I think he was trying to cheer you up a bit*
*This song may not actually have been written for you
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
What song do you think was really written about you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqDcFmlHOC8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUqorX6-uW0
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)
I have!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Really?
How did you let that happen.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Well
He was there. he looked like Father Christmas. I emptied his sack.

you know how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)
He looked that Santa....
That makes you a Hoe-Hoe-Hoe.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)
I think it makes me Mrs Claus.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Mary Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:29, Reply)
I'm not the only Mary round here

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)
5 days to go b3th, just 5 days....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)
woo!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:34, Reply)
Get yourself over to the calendar and start suggesting 'start times'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:34, Reply)
Why?
I thought it had been demonstrated that no-one wants to meet me for shopping and lunch related shenanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Well make a cider o'clock suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:37, Reply)
You do it.
It's YOUR name on the door.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:38, Reply)
I asked the question.
But no one answered it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:39, Reply)
<

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
It is true that I have got a beard

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Well you should probably just have a wank then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Good plan

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Less chance of Mrs Tangles getting sprogged up then

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)
If you like.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
I'm going to bed
night all. Remember the world has gone insane, so get on that pig and hold on tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Night Captain!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Night you.
Remember: left hand tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)
I desperately want to watch the latest Mad Men and Game of Thrones episodes.
Anyone know if its possible to do so on an iPhone?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
No idea.
Sorry Baz.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Panic over I've borrowed my brother's laptop.
God bless the fact he has to go to bed at ten for his new job.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
What time does his paper round start
And what does his browsing history show?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)
He works in a barristers chambers now.
Everyone in my family is pretty fantastic.
And I don't dare look, my laptop's in a repair shop and I'm terrified of what they'll find.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)
As long as you didn't give your name as Paul Gadd when you dropped it off
You should be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)
The display picture for when you log in on my user area is Lionel Blair.
God knows what they'll think.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:37, Reply)
Go on, give us a clue.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:43, Reply)
I'm off now
Thank you for letting me post without cunting me.

Feel free to call me a cunt here, as I probably will never read it*

*I will, and I will cry on the inside
(MenaceCoat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
See ya Freefair

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is exactly why there is no Pierbash II
People are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
To be fair, I wouldn't expect anyone to look at the calendar.
But as I've not really got time to be on here during the day at the moment, it would be useful if it was updated.

Getting a rough idea of what time people are heading towards The Apple would be useful though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:42, Reply)
I'm planning on heading into town on the 12ish train
then going round Cabot for an hour or so. Might have lunch first. I should get to the boat after three sometime.

If anyone wants to join me, they can.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:44, Reply)
I'd imagine 3pm will be quite early b3th
I probably won't be there till nearer 7pm.

I'll go to the footy in the afternoon and I'll probably be there 'till five, time I get a quick shower and changed and then a bite to eat it'll probably be nearer seven. But various folk have suggested various times.

That's what I suggested putting planned movements on the calendar, Stunned, Monty and Lusty aren't leaving until half-twelve/one on Saturday afternoon and are driving down, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)
Fair enough.
The shops'll be open till 5, so I might leave here at 3 then.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
Zactly.
I don't want you drinking all the booze before anyone else gets there!

If you need phone numbers for people, it might be worth gazzin' them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)
I'm getting in to Brizzle sometime after 2pm
will mooch for a bit, get ready, get food, get drunk. I don't imagine I'll be at the pub much before 5pm, especially since I need to pace myself - starting too early will only lead to disaster!
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
ALRIGHT THEN

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Speak to the cool kids and find out what time they are getting there.
I'll try and make it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
The cool kids AND you?
Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
If only the cool kids liked me :-(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
5 hours on the cider boat would, however, lead to some 'interesting' dancing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Didn't you hear?
I'm going to PACE MYSELF and take emergency flat shoes, obviously.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
But tasty apple based drinks + bad influences = Wobbly berk
Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Exceedingly likely
I don't want to make a total spanner of myself though.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
That's my job.
(Making a spanner of myself, rather than making a spanner of you)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Stand next to me.
You'll look positively normal.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
What have you done to your minge to make berks burnt bush look normal?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
It's healed over

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
Did Jesus put his hand on it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
It was Father Christmas. I already told you that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
Ooh err Matron.
Have you told Gonz? He might have a spam-dagger that could fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
No idea, it depends on how things pan out through the day.
We're staying fairly close by, though, which was more by accident than design.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
Well, you've got my number

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
I do that.
And, of course, it depends on other factors.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
Of course.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
*taps nose and points*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
Innit blud.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:22, Reply)
Tick follows Tock...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Jeff swallows a cock

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
What time are you getting to Brizzle, bob?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Bob changes his name LIKE A MONUMENTAL BENDER
Evening Bobster.

How the devil are you? I've been discuss 'arrival time' with b3th. What time will you show?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)

Wha time is kick off? I'm easy
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
You being easy has nothing to do with it.
It's under discussion a bit further up ^ there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
alright captain

(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Wotcha K.
How is your leg?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)
alright
Pain travels from back to leg and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:44, Reply)
Blimey, you lot still up then?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)
No
I'm going to bed.
But I'll probably be back on here once I get settled in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Yeah.
Not for much longer though.

Probably another half hour.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
I think I'm going to have to hit the sack.
I had about an hour's decent kip last night and I'm bushed.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
Sleep well DG

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
I hope I sleep better than I fucking did last night.
I'm hoping it was just down to Sunday night before starting a new job oh fuck what if I sleep in anxiety.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
Just get through this week
And then you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)
Today was quite heartening though.
The girl I'm replacing started off on a temp contract, which got extended and then made permanent. I subsequently learned that this is "a common thing".

Still gonna have to look for other permanent stuff in the meantime though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
It'll be easier to find something when you've got something.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
That theory works with men too

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Are you under offer?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
You've met me.
What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
I'm gonna say YES.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:27, Reply)
I'm gonna say it's highly unlikely.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)
To be fair.
You aren't giving yourself the best chance of playing away if you take your stepson and dog out with you. Especially if the stepson makes a point of farting on the dogs head.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
We had a granddaughter with us too

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
Again, this won't help.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)
Anyone would think I wasn't trying to play away...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:34, Reply)
I know.
What's wrong with you??!!??
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:39, Reply)
Dunno about that, although it was certainly the case with my ex wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
That's what I'm hoping.
Although I'd like it if this one was made permanent, I can't rely on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)

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