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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This raises a very profound question.
Is it intrinsically redundant to actually form words, when all one requires is a response from another person in recognition of a thought being experienced?
Also, I'm off for a pee. I'll be back in a minute.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Is it intrinsically redundant to actually form words, when all one requires is a response from another person in recognition of a thought being experienced?
Also, I'm off for a pee. I'll be back in a minute.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
You raised an existential question.
i was just running with it.
Christ, it's hardly Descartes, is it?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
i was just running with it.
Christ, it's hardly Descartes, is it?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
To empty YOUR BAG IN THE SINK
AND THAT TOOK YOU SEVEN MINUTES.
ha!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
AND THAT TOOK YOU SEVEN MINUTES.
ha!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
I should think you would need to rehydrate after pissing for that long.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
handy since you dudes are drought-ridden these days
/hoses down the garden for lols
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
/hoses down the garden for lols
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Are you calling b3th a dried up old hag?
That's really mean, Cavy.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
That's really mean, Cavy.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Cavy hates you.
She told me that if you lot share cocktails on the weekend, she'll drink more than you.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
She told me that if you lot share cocktails on the weekend, she'll drink more than you.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
and spit in her bit
wait?! How am I now being mean? I am too eaasily led
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
wait?! How am I now being mean? I am too eaasily led
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
i know what'll cheer you up
a baby monkey going backwards on a pig!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
a baby monkey going backwards on a pig!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Are you having a go at her family now?
Christ you can't leave it alone, can you?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Christ you can't leave it alone, can you?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
We're having an 'Environmental Drought'
guaranteed no hosepipe ban.
It said so tonight on the news.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
guaranteed no hosepipe ban.
It said so tonight on the news.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Oh man, one day I'll marry a women who can do a 7 minuite long piss.
Just think of the things you could get up too with a bladder like that.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Just think of the things you could get up too with a bladder like that.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
i guess not
but I have the kind of scratchy throat that's going to give me a cold and I can't think straight
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
but I have the kind of scratchy throat that's going to give me a cold and I can't think straight
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Don't you come bringing your pestilent germs round bristol
Typhoid cavy.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Typhoid cavy.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
It was either that or this ¡ , but I settled on the first one.
Are you all meeting up in Bristol then? I had a fun year living there way back when.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Can't this time. Maybe for the next one. If it involved a pub crawl down the Gloucester Road. That's where I bought my MenaceCoat.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Used to live by the John Cabot. There was a bloke in there - Ian Towers I think he was called - made Jivebunny look an amateur when it came to medleys
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Did you know that 'dance music' quenderasts and child molesters The Tidy Boys
Are actually one of the guys from Jive Bunny, and some dickhead that changed his name by deed poll to Amadeus Mozart?
100% true.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Are actually one of the guys from Jive Bunny, and some dickhead that changed his name by deed poll to Amadeus Mozart?
100% true.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
No, the Tidy Boys.
Hard house.
Which is for kids, benders, nonces and plebs.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Hard house.
Which is for kids, benders, nonces and plebs.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
the Tidy Boys
They sound like a Welsh cover band who specialise in Surf Rock.
'Help me Rhonda'
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
They sound like a Welsh cover band who specialise in Surf Rock.
'Help me Rhonda'
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
There is a Welsh surf band doing the rounds at the moment
Called Y Niwl
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Called Y Niwl
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
the two local support bands for Jim Jones Revue
were both surf rock, which I found quite strange
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:58, Reply)
were both surf rock, which I found quite strange
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:58, Reply)
But I'm Scottish, so when I read 'Moray' I'm pronouncing it correctly when I hear the word in my head.
Which is the same as 'Murray', rhymes with 'hurry'.
So that joke doesn't work.
Soz dudezilla.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Which is the same as 'Murray', rhymes with 'hurry'.
So that joke doesn't work.
Soz dudezilla.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Sorry, my fault
a) I thought you were from Leeds for some reason
b) I confess that I may have adapted the joke from something involving a moray eel, which would have worked in both accents (hopefully)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
a) I thought you were from Leeds for some reason
b) I confess that I may have adapted the joke from something involving a moray eel, which would have worked in both accents (hopefully)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
I live in York and work in Leeds.
But I was born in Lanarkshire and grew up in Aberdeenshire.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
But I was born in Lanarkshire and grew up in Aberdeenshire.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Thanks dudette.
And when I moved south I simultaneously raised the collective IQ of both countries.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
And when I moved south I simultaneously raised the collective IQ of both countries.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
But the average height figure seems to have been affected though.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
When two grids are overlaid at an angle and an interference pattern results,
that's a Moiré.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
that's a Moiré.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
'When you're diving a wreck and an eel bites your neck'...
...'That's a Moray'
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
...'That's a Moray'
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
I'm too scared to respond in case Tangles makes me sound mean again
...wait, I've done it now
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
...wait, I've done it now
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
haha
I'm going to tell everyone you've been mean to me, and they'll all hate you.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I'm going to tell everyone you've been mean to me, and they'll all hate you.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
OH! Woe is me!
Only baby monkey going backwards on a pig can console me
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Only baby monkey going backwards on a pig can console me
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Well, you wanted me to bring the paddling pool on Saturday.
So it sounds like you've got two bouts to train for!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
So it sounds like you've got two bouts to train for!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
I'm saying you aren't better than me.
I'm not saying you are any worse than me, I'm just saying you aren't better than me.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I'm not saying you are any worse than me, I'm just saying you aren't better than me.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
So, b3th.
I know you've a fondness for licking windows, have you ever licked port holes before?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
I know you've a fondness for licking windows, have you ever licked port holes before?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
If you really believe that you know you got nothing to win and nothing to lose
/Dylan
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
/Dylan
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
He wasn't calling you bland, I think he was trying to cheer you up a bit*
*This song may not actually have been written for you
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
*This song may not actually have been written for you
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Well
He was there. he looked like Father Christmas. I emptied his sack.
you know how it goes.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)
He was there. he looked like Father Christmas. I emptied his sack.
you know how it goes.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Get yourself over to the calendar and start suggesting 'start times'
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:34, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:34, Reply)
Why?
I thought it had been demonstrated that no-one wants to meet me for shopping and lunch related shenanigans.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
I thought it had been demonstrated that no-one wants to meet me for shopping and lunch related shenanigans.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)
I'm going to bed
night all. Remember the world has gone insane, so get on that pig and hold on tight.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
night all. Remember the world has gone insane, so get on that pig and hold on tight.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
I desperately want to watch the latest Mad Men and Game of Thrones episodes.
Anyone know if its possible to do so on an iPhone?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Anyone know if its possible to do so on an iPhone?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Panic over I've borrowed my brother's laptop.
God bless the fact he has to go to bed at ten for his new job.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
God bless the fact he has to go to bed at ten for his new job.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)
What time does his paper round start
And what does his browsing history show?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)
And what does his browsing history show?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)
He works in a barristers chambers now.
Everyone in my family is pretty fantastic.
And I don't dare look, my laptop's in a repair shop and I'm terrified of what they'll find.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)
Everyone in my family is pretty fantastic.
And I don't dare look, my laptop's in a repair shop and I'm terrified of what they'll find.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)
As long as you didn't give your name as Paul Gadd when you dropped it off
You should be fine.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)
You should be fine.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)
The display picture for when you log in on my user area is Lionel Blair.
God knows what they'll think.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:37, Reply)
God knows what they'll think.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:37, Reply)
I'm off now
Thank you for letting me post without cunting me.
Feel free to call me a cunt here, as I probably will never read it*
*I will, and I will cry on the inside
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Thank you for letting me post without cunting me.
Feel free to call me a cunt here, as I probably will never read it*
*I will, and I will cry on the inside
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
To be fair, I wouldn't expect anyone to look at the calendar.
But as I've not really got time to be on here during the day at the moment, it would be useful if it was updated.
Getting a rough idea of what time people are heading towards The Apple would be useful though.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:42, Reply)
But as I've not really got time to be on here during the day at the moment, it would be useful if it was updated.
Getting a rough idea of what time people are heading towards The Apple would be useful though.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:42, Reply)
I'm planning on heading into town on the 12ish train
then going round Cabot for an hour or so. Might have lunch first. I should get to the boat after three sometime.
If anyone wants to join me, they can.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:44, Reply)
then going round Cabot for an hour or so. Might have lunch first. I should get to the boat after three sometime.
If anyone wants to join me, they can.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:44, Reply)
I'd imagine 3pm will be quite early b3th
I probably won't be there till nearer 7pm.
I'll go to the footy in the afternoon and I'll probably be there 'till five, time I get a quick shower and changed and then a bite to eat it'll probably be nearer seven. But various folk have suggested various times.
That's what I suggested putting planned movements on the calendar, Stunned, Monty and Lusty aren't leaving until half-twelve/one on Saturday afternoon and are driving down, for example.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)
I probably won't be there till nearer 7pm.
I'll go to the footy in the afternoon and I'll probably be there 'till five, time I get a quick shower and changed and then a bite to eat it'll probably be nearer seven. But various folk have suggested various times.
That's what I suggested putting planned movements on the calendar, Stunned, Monty and Lusty aren't leaving until half-twelve/one on Saturday afternoon and are driving down, for example.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)
Fair enough.
The shops'll be open till 5, so I might leave here at 3 then.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
The shops'll be open till 5, so I might leave here at 3 then.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)
Zactly.
I don't want you drinking all the booze before anyone else gets there!
If you need phone numbers for people, it might be worth gazzin' them.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)
I don't want you drinking all the booze before anyone else gets there!
If you need phone numbers for people, it might be worth gazzin' them.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)
I'm getting in to Brizzle sometime after 2pm
will mooch for a bit, get ready, get food, get drunk. I don't imagine I'll be at the pub much before 5pm, especially since I need to pace myself - starting too early will only lead to disaster!
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
will mooch for a bit, get ready, get food, get drunk. I don't imagine I'll be at the pub much before 5pm, especially since I need to pace myself - starting too early will only lead to disaster!
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Speak to the cool kids and find out what time they are getting there.
I'll try and make it.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
I'll try and make it.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
5 hours on the cider boat would, however, lead to some 'interesting' dancing.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Didn't you hear?
I'm going to PACE MYSELF and take emergency flat shoes, obviously.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
I'm going to PACE MYSELF and take emergency flat shoes, obviously.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
But tasty apple based drinks + bad influences = Wobbly berk
Surely?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Surely?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Exceedingly likely
I don't want to make a total spanner of myself though.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
I don't want to make a total spanner of myself though.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
That's my job.
(Making a spanner of myself, rather than making a spanner of you)
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
(Making a spanner of myself, rather than making a spanner of you)
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
What have you done to your minge to make berks burnt bush look normal?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Ooh err Matron.
Have you told Gonz? He might have a spam-dagger that could fix it.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
Have you told Gonz? He might have a spam-dagger that could fix it.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
No idea, it depends on how things pan out through the day.
We're staying fairly close by, though, which was more by accident than design.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
We're staying fairly close by, though, which was more by accident than design.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)
Bob changes his name LIKE A MONUMENTAL BENDER
Evening Bobster.
How the devil are you? I've been discuss 'arrival time' with b3th. What time will you show?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Evening Bobster.
How the devil are you? I've been discuss 'arrival time' with b3th. What time will you show?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
You being easy has nothing to do with it.
It's under discussion a bit further up ^ there.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
It's under discussion a bit further up ^ there.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
No
I'm going to bed.
But I'll probably be back on here once I get settled in.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
I'm going to bed.
But I'll probably be back on here once I get settled in.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
I think I'm going to have to hit the sack.
I had about an hour's decent kip last night and I'm bushed.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
I had about an hour's decent kip last night and I'm bushed.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)
I hope I sleep better than I fucking did last night.
I'm hoping it was just down to Sunday night before starting a new job oh fuck what if I sleep in anxiety.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
I'm hoping it was just down to Sunday night before starting a new job oh fuck what if I sleep in anxiety.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
Today was quite heartening though.
The girl I'm replacing started off on a temp contract, which got extended and then made permanent. I subsequently learned that this is "a common thing".
Still gonna have to look for other permanent stuff in the meantime though.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
The girl I'm replacing started off on a temp contract, which got extended and then made permanent. I subsequently learned that this is "a common thing".
Still gonna have to look for other permanent stuff in the meantime though.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
To be fair.
You aren't giving yourself the best chance of playing away if you take your stepson and dog out with you. Especially if the stepson makes a point of farting on the dogs head.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
You aren't giving yourself the best chance of playing away if you take your stepson and dog out with you. Especially if the stepson makes a point of farting on the dogs head.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
Dunno about that, although it was certainly the case with my ex wife.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
That's what I'm hoping.
Although I'd like it if this one was made permanent, I can't rely on it.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
Although I'd like it if this one was made permanent, I can't rely on it.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
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