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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, erm....er.......errrrr....... I don't have to go into work again but I'm being paid for the next 2 months.
I feel quite gutted really, I have so many unfinished projects that I wanted to polish off.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:15, 177 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Fuck eeeem,
go find yourself a better job and take those ideas with you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Yeah', exacto, although one guy whos staying on just asked me if I can finish up something that I'm the only one who can do it....
...so I told him i'd do that, it'll only take me a day, and it's not like I've got nothing better to do.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Surely finding a new job is something better to be doing

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I've been told a handful of times that I can be in a job by the end of next week if I wanted =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Well in which case, do that.
You get free cash and then keep the money rolling in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Exacto, that's the new kitchen sorted =)
I might take up coccain, what's it like?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Fake oven chips drizzled with cola.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Oh... ok.
I don't think cocain is for me, then.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
hey. on the plus side, that's more time to try and think of musical things I haven't done.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Remove every single bog roll from the premesis before you leave tonight
And enjoy the next two months pay before getting a better job elsewhere.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
It'll be alright but I didn't turn up today.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Nab all useful code and documentation

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
That's theft, not very nice really

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Rory moral High Inquisitor of \OT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Oddly enough a director doesn't turn up to their bedsit hovel and steal their bog roll and latest pacman game whilst they're at work

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Oh, yeah', I kindda have a copy of all their source code on my home computer =/

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
If you get another job quickly you can spend the two months salary on some stuff for your flat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)
+ , like bog paper

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)
+ plastic sheeting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Office LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Gonz could get some glow in the dark shit tickets.
www.iwantoneofthose.com/gift-novelty/glow-in-the-dark-loo-roll/30001854.html
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
That can't be healthy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
i heard thats how marie curie died

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Wiping her arse on early diver's watches.
It's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I heard it was her penchant for getting fisted by Jacques Cousteau that finished her off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
It's the kitchen sorted hopefully =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)

projects deep-fried American sweets
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
FFFFFUUUUU
Agent just called, apparently the landlord has ditched them "because they kept calling him about the EPC certificate" and found his own tenant.

fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Call the agent back and ask them what hotel they're putting you up in until they've resolved the issue.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
^THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
^what they said.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
They'll do fuck all,
and I love the way they call you this time of night so you don't have a chance to get legal on them before they fuck off to the pub.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
He should get swipe on it.
Superlawyer to the rescue!

Come to think of it, she's always turfing people out on the streets. Shouldn't she have plenty of empty properties he could rent?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
yeah, loads
if he wants to live in a derelict factory, formerly occupied by a gang of "street artists", an empty victorian hospital, as recently forcibly vacated by some typical middle-class drop-outs, a small office block where the tenant couldn't pay its rent, a petrol station where the proprietor wants out because of heart problems, or a kebab shop that i am closing down for breach of repairs.

of course, he may not fancy any of these.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
You never know.
It could come to that. He's supposed to start his new job in four days.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Take pitta on him and rent him the kebab shop.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)
shesh man.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
You've donner pun, Gonz!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)
You can't win this one, my turkish is shit hot, you tavok (chicken) a leg to stand on.
I can get Bir (one) with one for a tenna ('of'; to request something).
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Hold up now, does this old victorian hospital happen to be Princess Park Manor? 'cus that place is swank.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
er
no. not even close. think old freaky bedlam-type place.

up north.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Any ghosts of prostertutes? 'cus I could totally dig that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Not really appealing :(

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:21, Reply)
If that's true you're better off without him
I wouldn't be suprised if they just rented it to someone who paid more though, because letting agents are cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
hahahahahahaha!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Don't sweat, all the London B3tans will offer crash space until you get another let
Just wait for the gazzez to arrive
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Don't you live in london?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Part time innit
Also I wouldn't want my neighbours curtain twitching and then being given a petition for the peedo to leave the area
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
That sucks, but he was clearly a dodgy landlord, so in the long run it may be for the best

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
You're clearly a mentally-subnormal helmet
so in the long run your immediate account deletion and suicide may be for the best
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Keep dreaming boyce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
That is what we 'a Londres' call 'a fucking lie'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
have you signed, paid the deposit etc?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
'I'M YOURS!'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Just to clarify
I'm not actually yours, it was a music joke*

*bit like your 'CD' collection
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
bellend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
paid an earnest fee but not signed

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
there's a £200 fine for letting without one
report him, he's probably gone with someone who didn't ask!

but seriously, ouch, that sucks. it's a nightmare trying to find somewhere when you're in a difference city.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This might help
tinyurl.com/84xgpxh
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
you suck

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Sorry mate.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Haha, oh man, thats super screwed.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Are you crackers.
Go out and party.
In other news, panic over everyone, Barry's in a reasonably good mood again. I put this down to the green tea and granny smith apple I just had.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
god you're bent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
did you ingest them through your-
oh, ape beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Green tea is amazing.
Now I'm chain smoking. Updates as and when they come.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Meeting a mate in about 45 minutes.
Nandos and a McFlurry.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
You're not making it any easier to be happy for you.
unless you spend some of that free money on buying shit for me.

And no, before anyone makes the tediously obvious joke, I do not mean that literally.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Alright b3th, I heard you got b4shbanged, details please

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Where did you hear that?
Is there slash fiction out there again?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
ha'penny knee tremblers I believe the expression was
THAT@SJUSTWHATIHEARDONTHEB4SHLOLZORZGRAPEVINE
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
man
i thought our gazzes were private
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
It was an eyeopener to discover that b3th's an insatiable slut hungry for dribbling mancock
the smellier the bogs the sluttier she becomes
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
I bet it did open your 'eye'
you filthy beast.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
brown-eye-opener more like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
She's a shitbox specialist that way she's not 'cheating'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
this has made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)
I made £60.05
mr b3th said "who gave you 5p?" and I said ...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
well, if no-one else is going to fill in the punch line, I'll have to do it myself.


And I said "They all did!"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
what is a g rape vine?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)
It's what chompy uses to call Dr.Dre when he's lined up a girl to "entertain him"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
a stick

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Tsk.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
I know.
I was deliberately misunderstanding you for comedic effect.

You bender.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
where?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
If she was playing the field and I wasn't on board because of my personal safety, then I'LL be the one doing the phsyical harm (in a fictional sinario).

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
You've no-one to blame but yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
You don't know me very well then, I'm great at placing my faults on other's blames.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)
enjoy it, dude
we can have cocktails at PIZZABASH to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
OMG PIZZAB4SH!!!
i'm there!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)
where?
the venue hasn't been cast in stone yet, so it'd be good to know where to avoid, if you know what i mean??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Pizza Hut in Reading MEGABOWL

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)
well yeah but it's always best to avoid reading

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
OH BOY< I@M THERE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I'd love to get gardening leave
a friend of mine has 4 months!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:07, Reply)
i only have balconies :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Try plunge for better cleavage

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Has your friend been hanging around with Rupert Murdoch?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Damn my identity revealed i am Jeremy hunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that's what I heard.
It certainly sounded like that, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)
when swipe flies me over you can take me dancing

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
i might be in california this summer
is that any good?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
You're probably closer to her now than you would be in California.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Krizza is East Coast Jersey girl

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
this
Forrizzeals
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)
I saw some of that 'real housewives of orange county' the other day.
What a bunch of vaccuous self-important bimbos.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)
They should all be killed
peoiple like that represent everything tht is wrong with the world
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)
They all post on B3ta under the name NakedApe?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:24, Reply)
yey! Monty's back!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)
So Monty i was thinking we should get a secret code or something that no one else can read!
we could base it on the first letters of the first page of "Discworld"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:27, Reply)
BRILLIANT IDEA!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Mr Ape thanks you for your enquiry
and has asked me to tell you to flush your own head down the toilet, and he'll get back to you as soon as he can.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Proactive, I'm impressed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Wait till you get my invoice.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)
I'm sorry but the word 'toilet' ist VERBOTEN.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)
He's a prole. What casn you do?
Kindly stick your head in the lavatory bowl and have your man pull the chain repeatedly, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Ah, now I understand.
Tell him 'no, fuck off Nakers you fucking dimwit' please.

Thanks x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I shall certainly pass on the message.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)
You'll find it most handy as an autocomplete, I can assure you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Is that about Quint's missus?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Oh dear god, they are the worst examples of humanity that exist.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
big rich texas is hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:37, Reply)
It's fucking vulgar this american tv show thing about people being rich and flaunting it in people's faces.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)
its bc we get to see them be crazy

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)
pudding!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)
i want to hit you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:21, Reply)
join the queue

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:21, Reply)
pow!
you can spend the two months picking which of your potential employer bitches is going to shower you in money
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Hi cavy, wassup?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:24, Reply)
alright
nothing interesting. Perhaps there should be. you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)
nah, been a long week, but got Monday off so looking forward to the weekend
Also need to be in work at 7:30 8am tomorrow which sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:26, Reply)
I've got to be in work until about 8pm tomorrow if that helps
we have a student presentation thing going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)
someone has removed the inside of my head
and replaces it with cotton wool and sandpaper.

However, if the incubation period of teh common cold is less than three days, I can't blame you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)
definitely can't blame me
besides, mine started with a sore throat. I think mine was some kind of plague.

Get some vitamin C in you
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:26, Reply)
My throat is absolutely ragged at the moment.
It started yesterday morning, and by now it hurts to swallow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)
uh, that sounds familar
I'm afraid it'll be like that for a little while now. Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)
I hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)
that's fair

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
As long as we're clear.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
I'm reading this as you two definitely lezzed it up in Bristol
just so you know.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:49, Reply)
Whatever gets you through.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:50, Reply)

through off
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:53, Reply)
err....
you *have* met me, right?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
And Cavey.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:06, Reply)
and you can imagine me with a cold, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:07, Reply)
OK, I give up, I've successfully creeped myself out.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:10, Reply)
Hi Caves.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:36, Reply)
ay up
guess what? we have ultimate megaplans for some news greatness - one of our number has been working with Aftereffects to make idents with LENS FLARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is good?
I have a moral dilemma: A colleague I didn't like very much is having leaving drinks and I have been invited. Normally I'd attend as he was alright, even if I won't miss him, but I had promised myself a quiet night in as I've not had one in over a week and I'm shattered.

Actually now I see it in black and white, I'm clearly not going, but I do feel a bit bad about it as the man clearly liked me, but fuck it, even a swift pint is time I could be spending on the sofa eating food and planning a long weekend in Paris.

SO, anyway, Lens flair?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)
damn right it's good
I've been researching by watchng lots of The Day Today and clips of old news graphics
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9i_ZdZaJlg&feature=watch_response


anyway, fuck that dude and have a night in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:52, Reply)
I will, it's a shame, if it was tomorrow I'd have a few pints and enjoy it but today I need the rest
I feel like I'm coming down with a cold, which often happens when I'm worn out, just need to recharge.

Ahh, I see what you mean. I guess we also need a name, shame KY TV has gone already
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
we're thinking Sans Serif
(Sans being the name of the family/big Robert Murdock dude in charge). The guy who did the ident is going to be Gill Sans, so basically he's daddy's boy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)
OK, that'll work
Nice big SS logo?

ALso methinks Drop the Dead Donky would be good revision
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:05, Reply)
yes, that too

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:07, Reply)
We'll need a teddybear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ2bvR3BT_g
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:11, Reply)
haha
man, we gotta get some props!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:16, Reply)
sounds like a plan.
right Moff
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:17, Reply)
LENS FLARE CLOUGH
Swimming Pool noncing lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:50, Reply)
what?
I missed this new in joke
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:53, Reply)
hahahha

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:55, Reply)
damnit

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:59, Reply)
HEY JEFF!!!!
I was just taking a dip in the local swimming pool and the lifeguard said, "What's that you've got?"



I replied, "Hummus".
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)
I bought some knocked off speedos, that didn't go down as well as the kid in the locker room.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
Alright Monty
you watching the Mary Beard program?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:53, Reply)
Good for you Gonz
spend it on bigger sofas
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Alright, o flids and gyppoes?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:21, Reply)
Nope
I'm doomed, PD. DOOMED.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:32, Reply)
I actually just meant Monty.
But I pluralised to look more inclusive.

Yeah, I saw that your flat fell through. Is Rory not putting you up?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:36, Reply)
I would fear for my delicate rosebud

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)
Rory's a good bloke.
He just has a trolly online persona.

Do you think I'm this pretentious and vain in real life?

Of course not.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:59, Reply)

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