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So, erm....er.......errrrr....... I don't have to go into work again but I'm being paid for the next 2 months.
I feel quite gutted really, I have so many unfinished projects that I wanted to polish off.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Fuck eeeem,
go find yourself a better job and take those ideas with you.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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Yeah', exacto, although one guy whos staying on just asked me if I can finish up something that I'm the only one who can do it....
...so I told him i'd do that, it'll only take me a day, and it's not like I've got nothing better to do.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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Surely finding a new job is something better to be doing
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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I've been told a handful of times that I can be in a job by the end of next week if I wanted =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:41,
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Well in which case, do that.
You get free cash and then keep the money rolling in.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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Exacto, that's the new kitchen sorted =)
I might take up coccain, what's it like?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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Fake oven chips drizzled with cola.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:08,
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Oh... ok.
I don't think cocain is for me, then.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:10,
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hey. on the plus side, that's more time to try and think of musical things I haven't done.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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Remove every single bog roll from the premesis before you leave tonight
And enjoy the next two months pay before getting a better job elsewhere.
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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It'll be alright but I didn't turn up today.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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Nab all useful code and documentation
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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That's theft, not very nice really
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:34,
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Rory moral High Inquisitor of \OT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:35,
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Oddly enough a director doesn't turn up to their bedsit hovel and steal their bog roll and latest pacman game whilst they're at work
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:39,
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Oh, yeah', I kindda have a copy of all their source code on my home computer =/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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If you get another job quickly you can spend the two months salary on some stuff for your flat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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+ , like bog paper
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:29,
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+ plastic sheeting
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:32,
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Office LOL
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:32,
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Gonz could get some glow in the dark shit tickets.
www.iwantoneofthose.com/gift-novelty/glow-in-the-dark-loo-roll/30001854.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:35,
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That can't be healthy.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:42,
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i heard thats how marie curie died
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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Wiping her arse on early diver's watches.
It's true.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:52,
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I heard it was her penchant for getting fisted by Jacques Cousteau that finished her off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55,
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It's the kitchen sorted hopefully =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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projects deep-fried American sweets
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:41,
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FFFFFUUUUU
Agent just called, apparently the landlord has ditched them "because they kept calling him about the EPC certificate" and found his own tenant.
fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:47,
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Call the agent back and ask them what hotel they're putting you up in until they've resolved the issue.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:48,
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^THIS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:51,
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^what they said.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55,
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They'll do fuck all,
and I love the way they call you this time of night so you don't have a chance to get legal on them before they fuck off to the pub.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:52,
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He should get swipe on it.
Superlawyer to the rescue!
Come to think of it, she's always turfing people out on the streets. Shouldn't she have plenty of empty properties he could rent?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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yeah, loads
if he wants to live in a derelict factory, formerly occupied by a gang of "street artists", an empty victorian hospital, as recently forcibly vacated by some typical middle-class drop-outs, a small office block where the tenant couldn't pay its rent, a petrol station where the proprietor wants out because of heart problems, or a kebab shop that i am closing down for breach of repairs.
of course, he may not fancy any of these.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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You never know.
It could come to that. He's supposed to start his new job in four days.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05,
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Take pitta on him and rent him the kebab shop.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05,
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shesh man.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13,
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You've donner pun, Gonz!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:16,
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You can't win this one, my turkish is shit hot, you tavok (chicken) a leg to stand on.
I can get Bir (one) with one for a tenna ('of'; to request something).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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Hold up now, does this old victorian hospital happen to be Princess Park Manor? 'cus that place is swank.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12,
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er
no. not even close. think old freaky bedlam-type place.
up north.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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Any ghosts of prostertutes? 'cus I could totally dig that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:22,
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Not really appealing :(
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:21,
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If that's true you're better off without him
I wouldn't be suprised if they just rented it to someone who paid more though, because letting agents are cunts.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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hahahahahahaha!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:50,
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Don't sweat, all the London B3tans will offer crash space until you get another let
Just wait for the gazzez to arrive
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:53,
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Don't you live in london?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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Part time innit
Also I wouldn't want my neighbours curtain twitching and then being given a petition for the peedo to leave the area
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56,
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That sucks, but he was clearly a dodgy landlord, so in the long run it may be for the best
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:53,
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You're clearly a mentally-subnormal helmet
so in the long run your immediate account deletion and suicide may be for the best
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55,
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Keep dreaming boyce
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56,
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That is what we 'a Londres' call 'a fucking lie'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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have you signed, paid the deposit etc?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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'I'M YOURS!'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55,
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Just to clarify
I'm not actually yours, it was a music joke*
*bit like your 'CD' collection
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56,
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bellend
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56,
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paid an earnest fee but not signed
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:03,
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there's a £200 fine for letting without one
report him, he's probably gone with someone who didn't ask!
but seriously, ouch, that sucks. it's a nightmare trying to find somewhere when you're in a difference city.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:57,
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This might help
tinyurl.com/84xgpxh
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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you suck
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:03,
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Sorry mate.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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Haha, oh man, thats super screwed.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12,
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Are you crackers.
Go out and party.
In other news, panic over everyone, Barry's in a reasonably good mood again. I put this down to the green tea and granny smith apple I just had.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:57,
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god you're bent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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did you ingest them through your-
oh, ape beat me to it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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Green tea is amazing.
Now I'm chain smoking. Updates as and when they come.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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Meeting a mate in about 45 minutes.
Nandos and a McFlurry.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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You're not making it any easier to be happy for you.
unless you spend some of that free money on buying shit for me.
And no, before anyone makes the tediously obvious joke, I do not mean that literally.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:57,
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Alright b3th, I heard you got b4shbanged, details please
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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Where did you hear that?
Is there slash fiction out there again?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:01,
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ha'penny knee tremblers I believe the expression was
THAT@SJUSTWHATIHEARDONTHEB4SHLOLZORZGRAPEVINE
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:03,
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man
i thought our gazzes were private
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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It was an eyeopener to discover that b3th's an insatiable slut hungry for dribbling mancock
the smellier the bogs the sluttier she becomes
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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I bet it did open your 'eye'
you filthy beast.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13,
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brown-eye-opener more like
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13,
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She's a shitbox specialist that way she's not 'cheating'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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this has made me laugh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:15,
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I made £60.05
mr b3th said "who gave you 5p?" and I said ...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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well, if no-one else is going to fill in the punch line, I'll have to do it myself.
And I said "They all did!"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:08,
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what is a g rape vine?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05,
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It's what chompy uses to call Dr.Dre when he's lined up a girl to "entertain him"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:06,
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:08,
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a stick
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:09,
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Tsk.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:10,
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what?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12,
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I know.
I was deliberately misunderstanding you for comedic effect.
You bender.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13,
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where?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12,
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If she was playing the field and I wasn't on board because of my personal safety, then I'LL be the one doing the phsyical harm (in a fictional sinario).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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You've no-one to blame but yourself.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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You don't know me very well then, I'm great at placing my faults on other's blames.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:19,
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enjoy it, dude
we can have cocktails at PIZZABASH to celebrate
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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OMG PIZZAB4SH!!!
i'm there!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05,
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where?
the venue hasn't been cast in stone yet, so it'd be good to know where to avoid, if you know what i mean??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13,
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Pizza Hut in Reading MEGABOWL
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:16,
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well yeah but it's always best to avoid reading
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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OH BOY< I@M THERE
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:19,
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I'd love to get gardening leave
a friend of mine has 4 months!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:07,
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i only have balconies :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:08,
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Try plunge for better cleavage
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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Has your friend been hanging around with Rupert Murdoch?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:09,
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Damn my identity revealed i am Jeremy hunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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I'm pretty sure that's what I heard.
It certainly sounded like that, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:15,
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when swipe flies me over you can take me dancing
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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i might be in california this summer
is that any good?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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You're probably closer to her now than you would be in California.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:17,
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Krizza is East Coast Jersey girl
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:17,
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this
Forrizzeals
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:20,
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I saw some of that 'real housewives of orange county' the other day.
What a bunch of vaccuous self-important bimbos.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:22,
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They should all be killed
peoiple like that represent everything tht is wrong with the world
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:23,
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They all post on B3ta under the name NakedApe?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:24,
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yey! Monty's back!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:25,
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So Monty i was thinking we should get a secret code or something that no one else can read!
we could base it on the first letters of the first page of "Discworld"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:27,
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BRILLIANT IDEA!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:30,
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Mr Ape thanks you for your enquiry
and has asked me to tell you to flush your own head down the toilet, and he'll get back to you as soon as he can.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:26,
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Proactive, I'm impressed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:27,
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Wait till you get my invoice.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:28,
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I'm sorry but the word 'toilet' ist VERBOTEN.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:28,
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He's a prole. What casn you do?
Kindly stick your head in the lavatory bowl and have your man pull the chain repeatedly, will you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:30,
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Ah, now I understand.
Tell him 'no, fuck off Nakers you fucking dimwit' please.
Thanks x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:30,
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I shall certainly pass on the message.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:31,
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You'll find it most handy as an autocomplete, I can assure you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:33,
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Is that about Quint's missus?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:24,
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Oh dear god, they are the worst examples of humanity that exist.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32,
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big rich texas is hilarious
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:37,
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It's fucking vulgar this american tv show thing about people being rich and flaunting it in people's faces.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:39,
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its bc we get to see them be crazy
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:44,
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no
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:20,
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yes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:20,
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pudding!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:20,
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i want to hit you
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:21,
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join the queue
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:21,
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pow!
you can spend the two months picking which of your potential employer bitches is going to shower you in money
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:21,
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Hi cavy, wassup?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:24,
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alright
nothing interesting. Perhaps there should be. you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:25,
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nah, been a long week, but got Monday off so looking forward to the weekend
Also need to be in work at 7:30 8am tomorrow which sucks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:26,
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I've got to be in work until about 8pm tomorrow if that helps
we have a student presentation thing going on.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:29,
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someone has removed the inside of my head
and replaces it with cotton wool and sandpaper.
However, if the incubation period of teh common cold is less than three days, I can't blame you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:25,
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definitely can't blame me
besides, mine started with a sore throat. I think mine was some kind of plague.
Get some vitamin C in you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:26,
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My throat is absolutely ragged at the moment.
It started yesterday morning, and by now it hurts to swallow.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:28,
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uh, that sounds familar
I'm afraid it'll be like that for a little while now. Sorry
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:29,
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I hate you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:31,
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that's fair
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32,
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As long as we're clear.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32,
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I'm reading this as you two definitely lezzed it up in Bristol
just so you know.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:49,
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Whatever gets you through.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:50,
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through off
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:53,
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err....
you *have* met me, right?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:56,
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And Cavey.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:06,
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and you can imagine me with a cold, right?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:07,
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OK, I give up, I've successfully creeped myself out.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:10,
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Hi Caves.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:36,
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ay up
guess what? we have ultimate megaplans for some news greatness - one of our number has been working with Aftereffects to make idents with LENS FLARE!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:38,
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This is good?
I have a moral dilemma: A colleague I didn't like very much is having leaving drinks and I have been invited. Normally I'd attend as he was alright, even if I won't miss him, but I had promised myself a quiet night in as I've not had one in over a week and I'm shattered.
Actually now I see it in black and white, I'm clearly not going, but I do feel a bit bad about it as the man clearly liked me, but fuck it, even a swift pint is time I could be spending on the sofa eating food and planning a long weekend in Paris.
SO, anyway, Lens flair?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:47,
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damn right it's good
I've been researching by watchng lots of The Day Today and clips of old news graphics
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9i_ZdZaJlg&feature=watch_responseanyway, fuck that dude and have a night in
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:52,
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I will, it's a shame, if it was tomorrow I'd have a few pints and enjoy it but today I need the rest
I feel like I'm coming down with a cold, which often happens when I'm worn out, just need to recharge.
Ahh, I see what you mean. I guess we also need a name, shame KY TV has gone already
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:56,
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we're thinking Sans Serif
(Sans being the name of the family/big Robert Murdock dude in charge). The guy who did the ident is going to be Gill Sans, so basically he's daddy's boy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:58,
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OK, that'll work
Nice big SS logo?
ALso methinks Drop the Dead Donky would be good revision
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:05,
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yes, that too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:07,
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We'll need a teddybear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ2bvR3BT_g
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:11,
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haha
man, we gotta get some props!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:16,
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sounds like a plan.
right Moff
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:17,
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LENS FLARE CLOUGH
Swimming Pool noncing lolz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:50,
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what?
I missed this new in joke
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:53,
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hahahha
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:55,
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damnit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:59,
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HEY JEFF!!!!
I was just taking a dip in the local swimming pool and the lifeguard said, "What's that you've got?"
I replied, "Hummus".
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:29,
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I bought some knocked off speedos, that didn't go down as well as the kid in the locker room.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:31,
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Hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32,
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hahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:32,
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Alright Monty
you watching the Mary Beard program?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:53,
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Good for you Gonz
spend it on bigger sofas
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:53,
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Alright, o flids and gyppoes?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:21,
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Nope
I'm doomed, PD. DOOMED.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:32,
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I actually just meant Monty.
But I pluralised to look more inclusive.
Yeah, I saw that your flat fell through. Is Rory not putting you up?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:36,
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I would fear for my delicate rosebud
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:57,
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Rory's a good bloke.
He just has a trolly online persona.
Do you think I'm this pretentious and vain in real life?
Of course not.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:59,
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