Good Sunday Morning?
I only did about a 5 mile run this morning my heart really wasn't in it.
There's no eggs so omelettes, drop scones or a full english will not be on the breakfast menu. I'll Probs. do em kippers.

What is the best breakfast ever and justify why it is?

Alt: Supposedly Im Bert, spakkaman or bobby, what warm welcoming did b3ta give you when you first started posting?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 8:09, 36 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:14, Reply)

?
Are you being horrible to me on the tinterweb.
Grow up battered.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)

it's his time of the month
he can't help it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

He should be able to control it.....
He is 3'9" since last Sunday.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I will 'grow up' when you stop referring to old meme's that existed before you started participating here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:07, Reply)

You forgotten to tell me to Fuck off again
If your gonna be a prick, at least be consistent.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)

You know what, you're gonna say I'm fucking mental, off my rocker, but I fancy some some kippers with brown bread, cucumbers and absolute lashings of vinegar, for breakfast.
YOu can get them boil in the bag now so they don't reak out the house. Only thing that puts me off them is the bones, they're so fucking fiddly. Ma' just eats the bones, says they're thin enough to eat if you eat them with bread., but that well puts me off. I wonder how well the filleted ones are filleted.

I'm doing great thanks, I had a I DONT KNOW IF IT WAS A DATE, date last night, that went well. I should have made a move at one point, there was the perfect point as she dropped me off home, we had a little peek-on-cheek good bye and I should have said "We can do better than that". Would have been perfect to see if there was anything there like that.

Never mind, next saturday she's taking me to a butterfly sanctury thing and she's gonna teach me how to use my camera.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

win win
Nice one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

yay!
you can be all romantic over the butterflies or something. Or she can do that thing boys do in films where they lean over to help with something and 'accidentally' get too close to their face
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)

last week I made french toast, ricotta and blueberries
it was AMAZING.

alt: I joined so long ago that people were quite supportive on the main board, on /OT I kind of sneaked in

I had a weird dream last night which sounds like one of those prophetic ones people in stories have - I was watching a nest of birds fledge and one failed to fly. I caught it and tried to make it a nest from a bowl. Then I woke up and my pillow was gone
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

plus.......
You have lady bits, that seems to make them more agreeable.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

i don't think they realised for a while
plus there is a serial sock puppet crazy woman (apparently, I don't actually know her) so on /OT, at least, it's no real defence
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I'd fucking kill for a breakfast like that. Actaully, fuck it, after hollyoaks I'm gonna go make it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Best breakfast
Full English - minus the beans (I fuckinghate anything from a tin in 'Tomato' sauce) - Hot buttered toast and loads of tea.

I got a fairly warm welcome, I've never 'shopped anything as I've never been interested in posting images and there are enough really talented people on here to keep the boards full of excellent stuff. I prefer words.
BTW, I met Spakkaman at a London bash. Perfectly friendly guy.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Seconded.
Spazzmo, as I calls him, is a top bloke.
We were delighted to have him as a house guest.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:31, Reply)

He's like an autistic Colonel Gadaffi

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I may go out and get pancake stuff, just need some eggs and milk
I joined when it was just /board, so I've never had a welcome like that.
( Kroney, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Kippers, good choice.
Good bacon and sausages, tomatoes, black pudding and scrambled eggs.
Eggs made in microwave, with milk, black pepper, dash of soy sauce and drop of oj. Plenty of toast, granary bread. With grapefruit juice.
Then loads of fruit. And pots and pots of Earl Grey. If you can't be arsed all with the above, Coco-Pops and juice.

Edit, "fuck off retard", was one of the politer ones.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)

wow
Tabasco in eggs is well nom.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

We also pointed out that you were a racist.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:12, Reply)

who's racist? Al let me at em.
Scrappy doo time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

My set didn't upload.
Apparently what I should do is record to Audacity, then upload to SoundCloud, rather than recording directly to SoundCloud.

Silly me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Ohhhhhh by the way
For daddy day I got a bottle of Jack Daniels, a coin bank, and a box of berty bassetts jelly babies
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:34, Reply)

you aren't me so stop saying you are, you fucking cunt.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)

ITS IS ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE THAT I BUY AND USE A BREVEL MACHINE TODAY.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Why?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)

- Ricotta and jam
- Nutella and peanut butter
- Nutella and marshmillow fluff
- Banana and peanut butter
- Baked beens and HP Guiness Sauce.
- You can fry an egg in them, there must be something I can do with that.
- Cheese and Onion.
- Cheese and pickle.
- Cheese and Onion and Ketchup
- Pasta Sauce and cheese
- Baked Beens and Frankfurters.
- Cream cheese and nutella [and/or] golden syrup [and/or] jam [and/or] donno.
- Could you use it to make french toast ? If so, most of the above in french toast format.
- That minced meat thinggy that christmas puddings are filled dipped in clotted cream.
- Any of the above double- toasted so you get a scottish flag of crunchy goodness.
- Marshmellow Fluff, combined with the sweat ones above.
- Peanut butter and jam*.
- Something to do with cinamon, don't know what.
- What happens if you put in confectionary bars? I DONT KNOW, BUT I WILL FIND OUT.
- Would ice cream work? I mean, if I get it really really cold.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:22, Reply)

and what will you make tomorrow?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:43, Reply)

My sunday morning so far
Has involved spending almost an hour feeding Weetabix to baby tangle, then bathing her because she was covered head to toe with it. /mumsnet
Best breakfast: eggs/mushrooms/tomatoes/veggie sausages/beans plus toast & marmalade and a pot of tea. Followed by a coffee and a reefer in the sun.

Alt: I got the usual Bert accusations when I first posted. I got over it by not being Bert.
Crazy ex-posters have returned under different names before, so it is a sport to try to catch them out. But if you are not one then you should not worry about it. And don't mind Battered, he tells everyone to fuck off. It means he likes you. Or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Thanks for the head's up.
Batts me old bean, Hug me.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:14, Reply)

I'm going to the pub very shortly
For breakfast. Beat that team spastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Liquid breakfasts are the best ever.

That's defo a winner Jeff.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Nearly finished recording.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Very good Sunday morning.
I've made friends with an old Spanish fisherman and we caught some huge sardines. I just had tapas and managed to order and have a conversation entirely in Spanish. I'm unbelievably proud of myself, the years of my granddad shouting at me in the aforementioned language may have finally filtered through. I love it here, theres no English people or anything remotely touristy for miles. Now I'm off to the beach, I just came on my phone to check up on stuff I'm selling on eBay. Have a good one folks.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Fecking hell form a nice orderly line
Then we can all kick Baz in his smug cunt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I just had a sausage, mushroom and egg sandwich, that was pretty good
I'd definitely go for a properly done full English, beans not tomatoes because those plum tomatoes they use are rank. It should definitely include black pudding, I've not tried white pudding but would be willing to give it a go.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)