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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I swear I just saw Baked Ape.
When did you last see an OT poster's doppelganger?
Zero points for swipe/ an orang utan, Battered/ a dwarf, me/ that clown cunt etc.
Alt: I really don't feel 'alright' today, when did you last feel a bit under the weather? Darth can sit this one out.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:04, 120 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
When did you last see an OT poster's doppelganger?
Zero points for swipe/ an orang utan, Battered/ a dwarf, me/ that clown cunt etc.
Alt: I really don't feel 'alright' today, when did you last feel a bit under the weather? Darth can sit this one out.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:04, 120 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
haha you saw yourself in a mirror!
Geddit? I'm saying you saw your own reflection!
ROFPMSL!
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:19, Reply)
Geddit? I'm saying you saw your own reflection!
ROFPMSL!
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:19, Reply)
Well, that's nice and everything, but I don't know what that has to do with your 'joke'
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:31, Reply)
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I was saying, jocularly, that you are an obese and facially repellent person with execrable fashion sense.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:33, Reply)
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that nakers cunt is on my train.
Smug face, slicked back hair, navy blue blazer, pink shirt, cream chinos, blue brogues with purple laces.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:18, Reply)
Smug face, slicked back hair, navy blue blazer, pink shirt, cream chinos, blue brogues with purple laces.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:18, Reply)
Hi, its me, PJ, one time saviour of OT, but no longer.
Just popping in to say, this thread is shit, dozer is shit, I hate dozer and I hope he dies painfully in a car accident at some point today. Hurry it up now.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:26, Reply)
Just popping in to say, this thread is shit, dozer is shit, I hate dozer and I hope he dies painfully in a car accident at some point today. Hurry it up now.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:26, Reply)
Thats not how it works. If you want to be my friend you have to pay me.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:30, Reply)
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haha right she's an escort haha and her fees are for 'companionship only' haha sexworker haha
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I'm going for a fag. That had better be deleted by the time I come back.
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We'll always have that link to the site for film subtitles to remember him by
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:53, Reply)
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People spitting in the street is disgusting.
Including when they do it on the floor.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Including when they do it on the floor.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:42, Reply)
there is a black Monty who dances outside Westfield
there is an uncanny suntanned resemblance
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:44, Reply)
there is an uncanny suntanned resemblance
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:44, Reply)
I always thought Bob from Twin Peaks looks like a less ethnic Monty
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:47, Reply)
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I hope your illness doesn't lead to a debilitating and degenerative disease that eventually kills you, alone and covered in your own shit
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 8:47, Reply)
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I dont know what any of you look like
So I am going to say I saw a bellend in a kilt yesterday so I assume it was execrable internet person Dozer.
Alt my neck hurts a lot
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 9:03, Reply)
So I am going to say I saw a bellend in a kilt yesterday so I assume it was execrable internet person Dozer.
Alt my neck hurts a lot
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Right, I'm going to nip out for a couple of hours
Can you lot sort it out and get things moving by the time I return?
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Can you lot sort it out and get things moving by the time I return?
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 9:26, Reply)
fucking fire drill
i have a meeting in 4 minutes. fucking fuck fuck.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 9:27, Reply)
i have a meeting in 4 minutes. fucking fuck fuck.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 9:27, Reply)
I was on fire because I caught a urinary tract infection from his mum.
something about yeast.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 10:00, Reply)
something about yeast.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 10:00, Reply)
I don't know what anyone looks like
The only pictures I've seen have cocks drawn on the faces.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 9:50, Reply)
The only pictures I've seen have cocks drawn on the faces.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 9:50, Reply)
OH MAN! Did I fall asleep at the frat party AGAIN???
Those crazy japesters
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Those crazy japesters
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Morning
It's the Wednesday Morning of the Long Knives here, so far spotted 3 people having a chat with a couple of directors and then shaking hands, getting their stuff and heading off. Redundancies! Of course my response is to go on the internet and ramble about it.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 10:41, Reply)
It's the Wednesday Morning of the Long Knives here, so far spotted 3 people having a chat with a couple of directors and then shaking hands, getting their stuff and heading off. Redundancies! Of course my response is to go on the internet and ramble about it.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 10:41, Reply)
I don't really know what you all look like so erm. no.
The only place I see people with as many piercings as Dozer is Hippy Green in Newcastle where the goths hang out.
I see many an auburn beauty, but are they RSwipe?
I see many a sneering cunt, but are they all Rory?
I was feeling a bit peaky last night but Im over it now. If someone gets a cold in an air conditioned office, chances are you're going to get summat.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:08, Reply)
The only place I see people with as many piercings as Dozer is Hippy Green in Newcastle where the goths hang out.
I see many an auburn beauty, but are they RSwipe?
I see many a sneering cunt, but are they all Rory?
I was feeling a bit peaky last night but Im over it now. If someone gets a cold in an air conditioned office, chances are you're going to get summat.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:08, Reply)
Slow on here today!
I am going to run out of work to do at this rate.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)
I am going to run out of work to do at this rate.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)
but pancake day was in february
and stunned doesn't live on a massive main road
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)
and stunned doesn't live on a massive main road
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)
not that eloquent
i has a meeting with someone from sky at the hospital club tonight. eeeeek.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)
i has a meeting with someone from sky at the hospital club tonight. eeeeek.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)
ha, he's going to give us feedback on how to sell it
i think it will be more painful than watching her flirt
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
i think it will be more painful than watching her flirt
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
surely she can't be lost one street away from home?
or maybe she can...
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
or maybe she can...
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
The people of B3ta have turned on you Doz-One
How does this make you feel?
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:20, Reply)
How does this make you feel?
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I put out some slug pellets last night and it looks like the sluggy cambodian killing fileds thiis morning
IN YOUR FACES SLUGS
they have however already eaten all of my lettuces so i'll have to buy more
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)
IN YOUR FACES SLUGS
they have however already eaten all of my lettuces so i'll have to buy more
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)
You should put out some lettuces laced with slug pellets
and keep your best lettuces indoors in an airing cupboard.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
and keep your best lettuces indoors in an airing cupboard.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Is lettuce the only thing you're growing?
Bit of a waste of time really.
More expensive to buy slug pellets than just go out and buy lettuce.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Bit of a waste of time really.
More expensive to buy slug pellets than just go out and buy lettuce.
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
nah, but the slugs love the lettuces most of all, plus I haven't planted my beans and other tings yet
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:26, Reply)
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