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I will be going to IKEA in 45 minutes, I fully expect it to be a looooooong job as my G/F is 'looking for ideas'
Pray for me.
What are you guys doing with your Saturday?
Alt: Motorcycles - good or bad. My youngest wants to get her bike licence, I never did as I believe it's a lot harder to fall off a car. Are any of you bikers? If so, talk me into it. Or not, your choice.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 9:26,
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I'm waiting for a premium passport appointment
premium my arse, this queue is at least 15 mins long :(
oh my mistake they don't call in ticket order but in appointment time order. hopefully they'll be right on time. I dislike waiting for stuff.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 9:45,
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I once had to go to Peterborough for a second passport
Went in, did the paperwork at about 10 a:m, they told me to be back at 4 to pick it up. All was hunky dory apart from having to spend 6 hours in Peterborough.
Poor bugger arguing his case for a passport(he was a forrin) in the next cubicle to me when I went in was still there when I picked mine up.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 9:52,
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Premium thing was pretty slick actually - just go back in 4 hours all done
for an extra £40, why piss around with post etc. but yer the chap next to me had a letter without a date on it from his employer and would they accept it? he kept saying he'd write it on, yeah cause that's the point. he looked and sounded like a total nakers (posh and floppy not bent and spasticated)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 10:00,
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The Doris could tell you a replacement passport story.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 10:52,
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It better be at least as good as an AA story.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 10:57,
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His mrs (rakky) is a comedy genius
Mostly it's intentional
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:00,
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And a fucking idiot.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:00,
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Hang on, I thought AA was fucking Bella?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:00,
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Bella boring
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:15,
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Wait, what?
Fucking hell, do they even have any interaction on here?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:09,
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15 whole minutes? !
Im shit with queueing too. Not very British
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:46,
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I'm going to The Archery Shop In Essex today.
I shall be either upgrading my limbs or buying a long rod. Not a euphemism.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 10:43,
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Gold^
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 10:51,
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^always believes in your soul
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 10:53,
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Motorcycles - 5 fatalities of people I knows and various terrible injuries
Motorcars - 0 fatalities of people I knows and a bit of compo whiplash for another.
Motorcyclists are not known as organ donors for nothing.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:22,
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Ikea is cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:23,
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your fanny is by Ikea?
As per m8, as fackin per.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:29,
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Nothing wrong motorbikes,
But I wouldn't let a child of mine ride one. No no.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:25,
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Doesn't matter how sensibly you behave on a bike
there's a plentiful supply of stupid cunts behind the wheel of a car or van who will make that mean very little.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:17,
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Bikes are fantastic
The biking community is in the main full of sensible and wonderful people (save for a few idiots who give it a bad name).
I would love a motorbike, but given that the majority of car drivers are either ignorant, selfish or both, you need that steel box round you. It never ceases to amaze me the risks people will take just to place their car in front of mine.
I'm with Jackie Stewart - best way to get people to drive more safely would be to fix a fuck off big spike in the middle of every steering wheel.....
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:31,
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Just had my disabled ears turned up a bit.
Bit shopping in and now the day is mine. Gonna go for a wander and have a bev.
Bikes are pretty dangerous imo. Nothing to save you should you crash.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:48,
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^ gay
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:50,
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^ screw on plastic ears
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:18,
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^ fat and balding
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:20,
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^ associate bob
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:22,
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^ alright drimbo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:23,
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^ alright deee-lite
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:26,
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Lady Miss Kier was a right bit of skirt, weren't she?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:26,
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always saw her as the inspiration for cate archer
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:28,
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I'm pretty sure she's 'inspired' many a wank an' all
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:32,
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(`・ω・´)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:34,
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even though I am clearly a viking
I hate Ikea, the hallways of hell. Perhaps it is the underworld of Viking mythology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUPu_ipbVB0
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 14:04,
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E H
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 14:17,
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