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my sister-in-law just texted and asked me for some book recommendations for summer reading
i have bombarded her with a list. what would you recommend? a victorian san francisco murder mystery with strippers and prostitutes is next on my list: www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/bookreviews/10777949/Frog-Music-by-Emma-Donoghue-review.html
alt: it's HOT. what's the best ice cream ever?
altalt: i just had a phone call from a vihjaya lickey. seriously. how do you stop yourself from laughing when it's impossible not to laugh but you really can't laugh?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:14, 172 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
i have bombarded her with a list. what would you recommend? a victorian san francisco murder mystery with strippers and prostitutes is next on my list: www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/bookreviews/10777949/Frog-Music-by-Emma-Donoghue-review.html
alt: it's HOT. what's the best ice cream ever?
altalt: i just had a phone call from a vihjaya lickey. seriously. how do you stop yourself from laughing when it's impossible not to laugh but you really can't laugh?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:14, 172 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
i hate mint stuff
but mint choc chip ice cream is fucking excellent. hmmmm. perhaps you are not all bad.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)
but mint choc chip ice cream is fucking excellent. hmmmm. perhaps you are not all bad.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)
My missus also hates mint
Which is why I brush my genitals with toothpaste
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Which is why I brush my genitals with toothpaste
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00L3J9U1C/ref=s9_simh_gw_p351_d0_i1?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=1ZJZTSN956X5VMR67RDZ&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=455344027&pf_rd_i=468294
alt: Coconut.
altalt: I'm a po faced humourless cunt. It's quite easy really.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:23, Reply)
i don't mind you being a cunt. in fact, i quite like it.
but coconut ice cream????????????? COCONUT?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)
but coconut ice cream????????????? COCONUT?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)
nononononononono
coconuts are good for precisely one thing. launching onto people's heads when they are annoying on the beach. not for eating.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)
coconuts are good for precisely one thing. launching onto people's heads when they are annoying on the beach. not for eating.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Korma? Fack off.
Coconut is a pretty staple ingredient in south Indian and Tamil food.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Coconut is a pretty staple ingredient in south Indian and Tamil food.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
And a million fictional horses fell silent, as special effects departments up and down the land lost one of their most commonly used tools.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:49, Reply)
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i liked this
i mean, not enough to click it or anything, but i liked it.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)
i mean, not enough to click it or anything, but i liked it.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Any opinion you have regarding food is invalid.
You should know this by now.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:38, Reply)
You should know this by now.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:38, Reply)
dear god why did i click on that amazon link?
i hope a lime fists you and a coconut falls on your head
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:40, Reply)
i hope a lime fists you and a coconut falls on your head
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:40, Reply)
I've a tub of banoffee that I'm going to shovel into, I've handed in resignation and am using up holidays, Ice cream is excellent.
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Yes to both of you. I may operate an abortion clinic in the function room. And se. dodgy prescriptions.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:39, Reply)
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I mean this nicely, but I really hope you're in a secure realtionship.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Well, good luck.
I really hope you know what you're getting you and your wife in to.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I really hope you know what you're getting you and your wife in to.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:48, Reply)
you're doing this wrong
you're supposed to ask if he's single and then hit him up with cock gazzes. don't you know ANYTHING?!
also HIIIIIIIII
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
you're supposed to ask if he's single and then hit him up with cock gazzes. don't you know ANYTHING?!
also HIIIIIIIII
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
I'm trying to be nice.
I've seen so many relationships where one person is in hospitality break down.
Also, hiiiiii back!
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
I've seen so many relationships where one person is in hospitality break down.
Also, hiiiiii back!
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
So you're leaving a secure job as a gp with god pay to run a pub?
Oh mate, you naive little sausage.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Oh mate, you naive little sausage.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)
How so? I gather you're in the pub trade, what are your concerns?
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I'd never go back to it unless I had a partner to Co run it,
Or enough money coming in to pay a manager.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Or enough money coming in to pay a manager.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)
We've chatted about this, I'm not sure it's a great idea, but I wish you all the luck in the world with it.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:41, Reply)
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It will be fine as long as he gets in with one of the big Pubcos
As they are fair and treat their tenanted landlords with respect and in no way rip them off on the beer prices
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)
As they are fair and treat their tenanted landlords with respect and in no way rip them off on the beer prices
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)
I got stung by delivery costs the first time I was working for Marston.
I could order anything, but if I didn't order a certain amount from their floor hold stock (basically shirt date shit no one wants) I paid through the nose for delivery. They're fucking ruthless
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I could order anything, but if I didn't order a certain amount from their floor hold stock (basically shirt date shit no one wants) I paid through the nose for delivery. They're fucking ruthless
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I mean this nicely, but I really hope you lose everything you hold dear.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)
I mean this nicely, but I really hope you have a break down and kill yourself.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:43, Reply)
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Good luck with it man, it's not an easy industry, but it can be really rewarding.
Like I said, any questions you got that I might be able to help with let me know.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Like I said, any questions you got that I might be able to help with let me know.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Thanks for that mate, I'm sure we'll pick your brains a few times the coming months.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:41, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Anything by Stephen King
He is possibly the bestest writer out there.
I often recommend Great Apes,
alt: Mint choc or pistachio
altalt... by being well paid to do a job and act like a professional*
Not really of course
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)
He is possibly the bestest writer out there.
I often recommend Great Apes,
alt: Mint choc or pistachio
altalt... by being well paid to do a job and act like a professional*
Not really of course
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)
wait a minute
how are you judging "greatness"? can you do that without dozer?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:31, Reply)
how are you judging "greatness"? can you do that without dozer?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:31, Reply)
You'd pay good money to witness Monty spending a day fielding the calls you deal with on an average day though
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
stephen King? Best? Reaaallly?
If you want horror, Clive Barker is much better (except a couple of the later ones, but they still kick King's ass)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:45, Reply)
If you want horror, Clive Barker is much better (except a couple of the later ones, but they still kick King's ass)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:45, Reply)
oh OK
that makes more sense. I'm sure he's a fine author but he's not even best in his genre, I think he's just good at marketing
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)
that makes more sense. I'm sure he's a fine author but he's not even best in his genre, I think he's just good at marketing
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)
I'm reading Lemmy's autobiography at the moment
The warty one, not the feathery one
Alt:
Malteser and Horlicks from Beckleberry
AltAlt:
Pretend to cough
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:35, Reply)
The warty one, not the feathery one
Alt:
Malteser and Horlicks from Beckleberry
AltAlt:
Pretend to cough
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Saw them at Hyde Park last week,
He is looking old now. Got the old man big ears and long teeth and grey face. He can still rock, and I'm convinced he's just going to keel over on stage one day.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:54, Reply)
He is looking old now. Got the old man big ears and long teeth and grey face. He can still rock, and I'm convinced he's just going to keel over on stage one day.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:54, Reply)
the feathery one was being super cute last night
after a morning of being all peevish and bitey teenager
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)
after a morning of being all peevish and bitey teenager
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I have a proper persons pet
a dog for men, and not a gay one either
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:09, Reply)
a dog for men, and not a gay one either
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:09, Reply)
you say this, and it's a fair answer
but how about jaffa orange ice cream enclosed in a shell of chocolate? or lemon curd ice cream studded with jammy dodger? or turkish delight ice cream with chunks of rose and lemon turkish delight?
i don't think you thought this through.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)
but how about jaffa orange ice cream enclosed in a shell of chocolate? or lemon curd ice cream studded with jammy dodger? or turkish delight ice cream with chunks of rose and lemon turkish delight?
i don't think you thought this through.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)
i had them in halifax!
jaffa cake sounds great with a reet yorkshire accent.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:55, Reply)
jaffa cake sounds great with a reet yorkshire accent.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:55, Reply)
not cream off the prophets
though, that was something to do with mary magdelene
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:06, Reply)
though, that was something to do with mary magdelene
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:06, Reply)
mung bean and lentil ice cream was never going to be top of the hit list
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Debate: What's the best way to eat ice cream?
Spoon, cone, fork or other?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Spoon, cone, fork or other?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:43, Reply)
A FORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck cones. fuck them right in their papery wafery wispy ice cream ruining little asses.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:43, Reply)
fuck cones. fuck them right in their papery wafery wispy ice cream ruining little asses.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Just leave the tub to melt and drink it while crying about how fat you are.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
currently Stanislaw Lem
How did I not find him before? Other than that you can't beat a bit of Bizarro or Kurt Vonnegut. I admit that this is probably not what she's after
alt: ben and jerry's phish food. Not had any in AAAAGES. Or ice cream
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
How did I not find him before? Other than that you can't beat a bit of Bizarro or Kurt Vonnegut. I admit that this is probably not what she's after
alt: ben and jerry's phish food. Not had any in AAAAGES. Or ice cream
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
oh that's a good choice
i like the frozen yoghurt version. it's still filthy, but slightly less filth.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:45, Reply)
i like the frozen yoghurt version. it's still filthy, but slightly less filth.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:45, Reply)
not had that
is frozen yoghurt just a kind of nod towards social pressures about calorific content?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:46, Reply)
is frozen yoghurt just a kind of nod towards social pressures about calorific content?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:46, Reply)
I don't see how that's going to get me nice and fat whilst I blame it on my social issues.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
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I don't suppose there is much money for ice cream down your way
not while you are saving up to get running water and a crapper INSIDE the house.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:00, Reply)
not while you are saving up to get running water and a crapper INSIDE the house.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:00, Reply)
Ewwww what kind of fucking rank bastard would shit inside the house.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:03, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:03, Reply)
But what will the children do if they arent sent to fetch a pale of water
also toilets indoors, think of the germs
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)
also toilets indoors, think of the germs
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)
WOT U CALL ME CUNT
I WILL FUCKING STRIPE YOU...
and yes they are when I am typing while doing something else at the same time
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I WILL FUCKING STRIPE YOU...
and yes they are when I am typing while doing something else at the same time
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:10, Reply)
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121110195329AAncsZX
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)
alt: Nobbly Bobbly.
I speak with one of our offshore contractors who goes by the name Hamsadham.
I don't even think he eats ham.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:58, Reply)
I speak with one of our offshore contractors who goes by the name Hamsadham.
I don't even think he eats ham.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:58, Reply)
I deal with a chap at an Indian service centre
who has given himself the English name of Vernon Lewis.
"Yiz plz, Wernon Loowus here".
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)
who has given himself the English name of Vernon Lewis.
"Yiz plz, Wernon Loowus here".
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)
I like Bubble Gum, Millions, Skittles, Haribo and all those flavours.
Or if I'm going ice lolly, then it's mojito.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Or if I'm going ice lolly, then it's mojito.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Going Postal & Making Money are two easy to read ones, both enjoyable
Alt: For a cone at home - Mint Choc Chip
From an ice cream van - 99 with a flake
Best lolly - Feast
Best ice cream to eat straight from the tub if you're a fat cunt like myself - Ben & Jerry's Half Baked.
AltAlt: Fake a cough, put the customer on hold and just let the laughter out.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Alt: For a cone at home - Mint Choc Chip
From an ice cream van - 99 with a flake
Best lolly - Feast
Best ice cream to eat straight from the tub if you're a fat cunt like myself - Ben & Jerry's Half Baked.
AltAlt: Fake a cough, put the customer on hold and just let the laughter out.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Strawberry Cornetto or FTFO.
Alt: best way is just to laugh and claim it was something else that made you laugh. You get more points for making it absolutely fucking obvious it was their stupid name/face/glasses/wobbly tits that made you laugh.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Alt: best way is just to laugh and claim it was something else that made you laugh. You get more points for making it absolutely fucking obvious it was their stupid name/face/glasses/wobbly tits that made you laugh.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)
You've got the whole world of ice cream types and flavours to choose from
and you go for a Strawberry fucking Cornetto?
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)
and you go for a Strawberry fucking Cornetto?
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)
this is lol
that browser is hilarious
www.b3ta.com/questions/anythingformoney/post2326358
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)
that browser is hilarious
www.b3ta.com/questions/anythingformoney/post2326358
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)
I prefer scouring second hand shops looking for more obscure ones.
My lad got me Spiceworld: The Movie for 20p.
alt. Cookie dought coconut, bubblegum.
altalt. I really can't I just have to let it out. If I stifle it my face goes all scrunched up. Like a loofer.
I bought some tops online from a website called reem clothing. I hate myself. I was scouring the web an Im too old for all fashion these days.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)
My lad got me Spiceworld: The Movie for 20p.
alt. Cookie dought coconut, bubblegum.
altalt. I really can't I just have to let it out. If I stifle it my face goes all scrunched up. Like a loofer.
I bought some tops online from a website called reem clothing. I hate myself. I was scouring the web an Im too old for all fashion these days.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)
I looked at their website after typing their name into popular search engine 'Google'
I do that for many things.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)
I do that for many things.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)
I don't know, I already understand sarcasm. Did you not see when you typed 'sarcasm' into popular search engine 'Google' to check you had spelled it correctly?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)
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Then I reproduce the information I have uncovered in my own words on here and pass it off as if I knew it already.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:09, Reply)
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Oh you bitch!
I bet you look like a hobo clown in your work overalls and ginger barnet.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)
I bet you look like a hobo clown in your work overalls and ginger barnet.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)
He should be burnt at the stake, surrounded by bundles of sticks bound together as fuel, or 'faggots' to use their proper name.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)
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