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Good evening Off Topic, I've had a takeaway and am watching telly. How exciting will your Friday evening be?
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 19:49, 100 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 19:49, 100 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Steak, cajun pasta salad, glass of wine, fourth cool water bath of the day, water courgettes, read, bed by 9.30.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 19:52, Reply)
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Steak sounds good, we have some nice stuff in the freezer, I just couldn't be bothered to go and cook stuff. Chinese to the door was the better option.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:03, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:03, Reply)
Small steak with a cold pasta salad is just what I want. Nothing more that in this heat.
Even most lardies (B3th aside) eat less when it's warm. Me included.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:06, Reply)
Even most lardies (B3th aside) eat less when it's warm. Me included.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:06, Reply)
I won't be eating much tonight, it's too damn hot
I may have a small amount of various cooked meats/sausages with my deeply chilled San Miguel.
I'll be in bed early - I'm very tired after doing a totally pointless* university tender.
*Same one as the one we did 3 months ago - same machine, from the same company, to the same department in the same timeframe - yet we still had to fill out the frickin forms which included all of the same information. I think universities run on wasted paper and repeated words
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 19:57, Reply)
I may have a small amount of various cooked meats/sausages with my deeply chilled San Miguel.
I'll be in bed early - I'm very tired after doing a totally pointless* university tender.
*Same one as the one we did 3 months ago - same machine, from the same company, to the same department in the same timeframe - yet we still had to fill out the frickin forms which included all of the same information. I think universities run on wasted paper and repeated words
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Might do some washing up, maybe water the garden
Definitely no drinking whatsoever
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:03, Reply)
Definitely no drinking whatsoever
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:03, Reply)
I hope you have an easily identifiable emergency number in your mobile just in case things get out of hand.
Washing up is very dangerous.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:12, Reply)
Washing up is very dangerous.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:12, Reply)
I have cycled 12 miles round the various paths of Hyde park.
Lovely evening out there innit. I'm going to open a pint sized can of Stella now and drink it on the balcony like a chav on holiday. Which, in many ways, I am.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:13, Reply)
Lovely evening out there innit. I'm going to open a pint sized can of Stella now and drink it on the balcony like a chav on holiday. Which, in many ways, I am.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:13, Reply)
We will have a balcony when we get the pub, it's a bit of a crap view though.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:22, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:22, Reply)
I'd much rather have a balcony than a garden, it's a good vantage point to evade pesky neighbours
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:24, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:24, Reply)
Near where we live, Kentville. Debating whether to flog the house or not, I say yes, wife , kid and accountant say no.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)
If I had a balcony at the back of my place - the view is over open countryside
It'd be awesome
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:27, Reply)
It'd be awesome
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:27, Reply)
I'm currently setting up my home office in the spare room
I've made my own computer desk using high end kitchen units from an old showroom display, must admit I'm rather pround of it, just waiting to get virgin media to hook a brother up tomorrow.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:20, Reply)
I've made my own computer desk using high end kitchen units from an old showroom display, must admit I'm rather pround of it, just waiting to get virgin media to hook a brother up tomorrow.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:20, Reply)
Typical sambo, wanting others to do the work. Just ponce a neighbours broadband.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:24, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:24, Reply)
Mowed the lawn, chippy tea, couple of cans, gonna walk the dogs then go meet my dad for a pint.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:31, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:31, Reply)
She's off at some thing with her mum about something.
I think it's a dress thing. I dunno.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:36, Reply)
I think it's a dress thing. I dunno.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:36, Reply)
I'm only kidding.
They have an appointment with a fancy Chinese tailor. Comes over once a year, they go down and choose styles and fabrics and get all measured, and then he goes back to his sweatshop and sends them cheap bespoke high quality out fits.
It's all very nice.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:12, Reply)
They have an appointment with a fancy Chinese tailor. Comes over once a year, they go down and choose styles and fabrics and get all measured, and then he goes back to his sweatshop and sends them cheap bespoke high quality out fits.
It's all very nice.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Yeah well fuck you, you hear me...FUCK YOU
Came to my Manor and didn't even think to gaz me :(
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:32, Reply)
Came to my Manor and didn't even think to gaz me :(
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:32, Reply)
Only joking, I've been stuck around
Blackpool and Preston way all day
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)
Blackpool and Preston way all day
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)
Also you're a tedious prick who no one in their right mind would want to meet
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:07, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:07, Reply)
Nice and chilled.
Followed by an argument with lady pig because she's not so good on the champagne
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Followed by an argument with lady pig because she's not so good on the champagne
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Ah, all forgotten in the morning though eh?
Glad the rest of it was good, if anyone deserves it, you do.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)
Glad the rest of it was good, if anyone deserves it, you do.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)
Yeah, course, it wasn't a proper fight. Silly thing she is.
Oh god, I hope she doesn't leave me.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:14, Reply)
Oh god, I hope she doesn't leave me.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:14, Reply)
Bitchtits was the same.
One glass = fine.
Second glass = slightly grumpy.
Third glass = critical of everything.
Fourth glass = apologetic.
Fifth = asleep.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:39, Reply)
One glass = fine.
Second glass = slightly grumpy.
Third glass = critical of everything.
Fourth glass = apologetic.
Fifth = asleep.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:39, Reply)
Torode has a fucking stupid face and voice, Wallance is just an idiot
I only like the professional series, but without Roux Jr could be shit
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:19, Reply)
I only like the professional series, but without Roux Jr could be shit
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:19, Reply)
I had a cheeseburger meal from the dodgy grill on the corner of the road
and watched an old episode of HIGNFY on Dave while I ate it. I shall watch a bit of telly and go for an early night I reckon.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:52, Reply)
and watched an old episode of HIGNFY on Dave while I ate it. I shall watch a bit of telly and go for an early night I reckon.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:52, Reply)
The rock and roll life here continues, I'm going to watch Doc Martin, then complain.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:02, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:02, Reply)
tell us more about your pub?
It's gotta be hard to leave behind a £100k+ GP job
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:31, Reply)
It's gotta be hard to leave behind a £100k+ GP job
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:31, Reply)
I had italian meatballs, pasta and home grown courgettes
because i'm not some sort of girl that can't eat because it's a "bit hot"
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:05, Reply)
because i'm not some sort of girl that can't eat because it's a "bit hot"
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:05, Reply)
My courgettes are coming on really well. Can't wait to eat the early crop.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:11, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:11, Reply)
picking already while they are sweet
french beans are ten a penny and genuinely better than supermarket, also my purple carrots look almost ready
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:15, Reply)
french beans are ten a penny and genuinely better than supermarket, also my purple carrots look almost ready
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:15, Reply)
Put my gay electronic cigarette through the wash. Still works.
#winning
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:31, Reply)
#winning
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:31, Reply)
how have I missed the first half hour of "the joy of the guitar riff"?
hang on they're trying to suggest girls can do rock, i'm switching off
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:34, Reply)
hang on they're trying to suggest girls can do rock, i'm switching off
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:34, Reply)
Swipey thinks I'm sexist for not liking female singers.
I mean I am, but not for that reason.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:35, Reply)
I mean I am, but not for that reason.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:35, Reply)
I just can't enjoy it, because no matter how appealing to my sense of hearing it may be, I can't shake the fact that women are very stupid.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:39, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:39, Reply)
VERY stupid
It wouldn't surprise if Lemmy sold Swipe a time share
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:41, Reply)
It wouldn't surprise if Lemmy sold Swipe a time share
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:41, Reply)
It wouldn't surprise me, although I think he's just been watching battlestar galactica. The old one with face man in it.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)
Make the most of a Friday night off now.
You won't have one for a while.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:10, Reply)
You won't have one for a while.
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:10, Reply)
It's Nakers innit, expect stuff like this from him...
He even mistaken me for Dozer earlier in this thread
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:38, Reply)
He even mistaken me for Dozer earlier in this thread
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:38, Reply)
I'm creating a new home office in a spare room, but not from shitty flat pack ikea crap
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:32, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:32, Reply)
Don't be silly you save that stuff to make a replica of Tracy Island.
#bluepeter/oldskool
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:41, Reply)
#bluepeter/oldskool
( , Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:41, Reply)
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