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How we doing so far "Off the topics"?
I've had to set up new computers and that. Rise of the Machines. Naught but issues.
Think Im over the worst now.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:59,
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Shame.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:00,
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It pisses me off I'm such a slacker.
I really wish I was a multi-millionaire and dint have to go to work to get nice things.
Fuck's sake - it's so unfair.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:03,
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Don't we all!?
Currency is a man made thing too. we are all idiots.
If we all just chipped in a little bit the world would be a better place
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:06,
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Shut up you hippy.
I want to be rich, but don't want to have to work for it.
Is that so much to ask?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:11,
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Yes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:18,
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Fuck's sake.
It's so unfair.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:22,
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Sounds a bit commie there mate
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Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:33,
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alt. Get fucked.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:03,
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Yeah, I'm okay, yeah, you know
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:04,
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Good, Im glad to hear that xx
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:07,
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Thank you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:12,
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I am too Jaysum. How are you?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:13,
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Im ok now, had a manic morning but seems to be a nice lull now.
Are you still "between jobs"?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:14,
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Yes, just making curries for tonight.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:22,
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Might get a rude-boy exhaust for my motah
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:10,
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I read that as rent boy..
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:12,
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and some spoilers!!
Not being funny, but a rude boy exhaust would look stupid on a Ford Mondeo.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:13,
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Don't have a Mondeo :(
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:13,
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Escort?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:14,
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>:(
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:15,
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I like mark 1s
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:30,
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Can you drive jay?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:15,
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Nope. I would be a shit driver.
Growing up with 2 epileptic parents, we never had a car in the family.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:19,
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I had a snickers bar earlier
I did not enjoy it. Clearly I am terminally ill, normally I fucking love chocolate bars.
Weep for me
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:18,
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Marathon.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:26,
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Pheidippide no chocolate bars for me
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:30,
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Weeping bollock head^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:30,
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captain placid loves peanuts thronging his chocolate
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:36,
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If off topic is closed, then Where are we?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:30,
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Internet limbo with all the other lost souls/causes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:31,
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how low can you go
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:42,
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Im definitely in north london
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:32,
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I am definitely indifferent.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:33,
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In different what?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:34,
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holes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:38,
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He's the cause of the Siberian mystery holes
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:40,
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Class, son. In a different class.
Special needs class.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:39,
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Strokes
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:40,
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Trip dubs
Flashback
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:43,
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Watchu talkin about, Mr Bonzo?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:45,
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super secret board.
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Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:35,
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Err, doing some restructuring work?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:40,
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'Ribena ice'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:39,
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Bottle of Ribena and water, frozen to a slush puppy consistency
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:41,
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FAB!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:44,
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Get a Mr Freeze.
Crush ice, add Ribena, be back in the 80s.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:44,
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I had a cola mr freeze pop the other day, it was great.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:46,
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i had a mr frosty
most disappointing thing ever
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:59,
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\o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:00,
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*wants slush puppy*
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:45,
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How good Uncle Ben's two minute rice is. And McCain micro chips.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:44,
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Pub serving suggestion.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:44,
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Fish finger butties, at our gastro evening.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:46,
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Sadly Uncle Ben died on Monday.
NO MORE MISTER RICE GUY!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:45,
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I might try that tonight. I have some seasoned chicken defrosted.
Not thighs though but yer innit yer
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:00,
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My colleague has now told me how good "tapout" is,
And that he trains some Pakistani martial art called krov magra or something. And that I should watch MMA and all this garbage. I might kill myself.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:48,
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Krav maga is Israeli I think.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50,
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Krav maga is Israeli I think
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50,
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No, he says gyms are "for faeries"
And real men go to fighting clubs.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:53,
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He CLEARLY forgot the first rule though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:54,
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NO SMOKING!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56,
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EXACTLY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56,
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Krav Maga, it's what all the terrorists do.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50,
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Krav Maga is Palestinian I think
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Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:51,
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Im not one for all brainless muscle men.
All brawn and no intellect.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:51,
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Cro Magnon
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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Fucking immigrants.
CRO MAGNONS OUT! KEEP BRITAIN NEANDERTHAL!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:18,
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Krav Maga is Israeli I think
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:53,
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Krav Magna is in Peterborough I think
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:53,
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I crave Magners too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:54,
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Sporters!!
You seen Kylie's GQ Italia cover?
Arse-tastic!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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I was her arse double for that shoot.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:59,
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Really? She wasn't standing at an angle?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:01,
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\o/
Fucking hell!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:18,
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She'd still get it.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:20,
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She's only got 1 tit.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:22,
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That was hitler
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:27,
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I am pretty sure so feel free to correct me if I have the wrong end of the stick but I think Krav Magna is an Israeli stickless martial art.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56,
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DICKless more like!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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In that case, Winders mate is Fifth Dan.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:58,
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I've just bought a new showerhead, rug and aftershave. What have you just bought?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50,
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shame to my family
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Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:51,
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Don't we all?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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also; That's "brought"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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its a dvd, I bought it
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Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:41,
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I require some chocolate
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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You have just bought I require some chocolate?
You don't know how to play this game, sportscow.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:11,
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I have just bought a double decker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:22,
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Hope for those with tit cancer.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:53,
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BRAvo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:55,
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I bought a coffee from a vending machine.
It tastes a bit like soup.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56,
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Did you not press the wrong button?
I bet some spanner monkey has wired it up wrong
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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a salmon pink vest
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:57,
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GAY
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:58,
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the ruckuss
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:58,
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burgundy shirt and brown tie
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:59,
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a pub
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:01,
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your daughter to the slaughter
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:01,
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a lifetime subscription to YM.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:02,
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Worst £1 I ever spent.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:02,
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I did say BOUGHT.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:02,
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A Saracen Tenet 1
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:04,
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Not even in my top 10 Gladiators.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:09,
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the wickedness
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:10,
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I'm doing well, I just got my 5th Dan in well known Pakistani martial art "Krav Maga".
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:12,
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I am 4th Dan Tarka Dall.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:13,
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I am Count Dante and I am The Deadliest Man Who Ever Lived.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:17,
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Come on, Tim.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:21,
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I've had one or 2 Dans in my time too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:15,
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I stayed up all night drinking and watched Salo.
Fell asleep around 7 this morning. Only got up about an hour back for a piss and a shower. Now I'm trying to decide whether to make myself some dinner or to fuck off to the pub instead.
So yeah, pretty good ta.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:21,
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^restructuring
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:26,
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Hey, I don't have to put up with managementspeak any more.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:38,
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Has anyone made poppadoms before? I'm thinking of trying some next week.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:23,
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Make some fruit one
Peach, for example
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:24,
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^ dull
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:25,
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I think chefs in indian restaurants make them sometimes
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:26,
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I was managing director for Pataks in 2006/7
I would never have allowed you to make your own pappadums
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:32,
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Shove some lime pickle down your cock end
And you'll be shitting them out in no time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:40,
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Does that work?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:42,
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yes
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Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:43,
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Hygenic too.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:44,
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Am I allowed to like Dire Straits yet, please?
Just checking, as I'm listening to Telegraph Road.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:45,
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Depends. Are you using it to force gypsies away?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:48,
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Huh?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:50,
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Hahahahaha awesome.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:19,
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I don't know what a Dire Straits is.
Soz.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:48,
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They're a rock band from the 1970s and 1980s.
Once did a a couple of songs.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:51,
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just waiting for the breaking news bulletin
where mcbeef and cranley are on cos they've scaled buckingham palace dressed as batman and robin to protest for ffj
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:50,
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Are they chums again?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:51,
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I have to go and have some alcoholic lager whilst officially still at work now :'(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:56,
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:( Poor you!
#PrayForMeatsnake
^Gay hashtag
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:01,
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#gashtag
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:03,
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#hashfag
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:04,
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^run out of 'weed' :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:05,
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cali weed?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:08,
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It's hot and I expect I'll have to sit in the pub garden for nearly an hour :(((((
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:04,
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Man up
The weather's hot but you can drink cold beer. It'd be worse if it was the other way round.
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berk, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:12,
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He's not listening to you.
He's in the pub.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:14,
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It's alright
I'd prioritise beer over listening to him, too.
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berk, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:15,
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I have berk on 2.0 cos she's a mean spirited bully
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:16,
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I dunno I quite like mulled lager
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:16,
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Get this, right
In America, waistcoats are called 'vests'!
It's crazy, isn't it!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:17,
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and chips mean crisps!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:26,
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and they say it "alooooominum"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:26,
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Which is how the word was originally spelt!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:34,
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zeezedsidewalkelevatorbiballsgarbage
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:29,
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I HAVE RETURNED
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:30,
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Phew!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:31,
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You've been on here all day.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:31,
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I've been on for about an hour all day :(
I've been working. I'm surprised you didn't notice, I'm one of the main attractions, here.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:34,
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I bin working too, brother
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:40,
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