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I've had to set up new computers and that. Rise of the Machines. Naught but issues.
Think Im over the worst now.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:59, 256 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I've had to set up new computers and that. Rise of the Machines. Naught but issues.
Think Im over the worst now.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:59, 256 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
It pisses me off I'm such a slacker.
I really wish I was a multi-millionaire and dint have to go to work to get nice things.
Fuck's sake - it's so unfair.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I really wish I was a multi-millionaire and dint have to go to work to get nice things.
Fuck's sake - it's so unfair.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Don't we all!?
Currency is a man made thing too. we are all idiots.
If we all just chipped in a little bit the world would be a better place
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Currency is a man made thing too. we are all idiots.
If we all just chipped in a little bit the world would be a better place
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Shut up you hippy.
I want to be rich, but don't want to have to work for it.
Is that so much to ask?
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:11, Reply)
I want to be rich, but don't want to have to work for it.
Is that so much to ask?
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Im ok now, had a manic morning but seems to be a nice lull now.
Are you still "between jobs"?
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Are you still "between jobs"?
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:14, Reply)
and some spoilers!!
Not being funny, but a rude boy exhaust would look stupid on a Ford Mondeo.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Not being funny, but a rude boy exhaust would look stupid on a Ford Mondeo.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Nope. I would be a shit driver.
Growing up with 2 epileptic parents, we never had a car in the family.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Growing up with 2 epileptic parents, we never had a car in the family.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)
I had a snickers bar earlier
I did not enjoy it. Clearly I am terminally ill, normally I fucking love chocolate bars.
Weep for me
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)
I did not enjoy it. Clearly I am terminally ill, normally I fucking love chocolate bars.
Weep for me
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)
What things have you discovered that you wish you'd known about sooner?
Two recently for me are:
How much better and cheaper chicken thighs are than breasts.
Wearing shorts when I'm slobbing around the house.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Two recently for me are:
How much better and cheaper chicken thighs are than breasts.
Wearing shorts when I'm slobbing around the house.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is this a thing? Or are you just pouring ribena into an ice cube tray?
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I don't rate either of those things.
Someone put me on to this though:
Fry off 2x chicken thighs in a seasoning of your choice (I usually use curry paste)
Get a casserole dish and tip in a can of coconut milk.
Chuck in a cans worth of chicken stock.
Chuck in a cans worth of rice.
Chuck in a cans worth of peas.
Oven at 200c for an hour.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Someone put me on to this though:
Fry off 2x chicken thighs in a seasoning of your choice (I usually use curry paste)
Get a casserole dish and tip in a can of coconut milk.
Chuck in a cans worth of chicken stock.
Chuck in a cans worth of rice.
Chuck in a cans worth of peas.
Oven at 200c for an hour.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I might try that tonight. I have some seasoned chicken defrosted.
Not thighs though but yer innit yer
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Not thighs though but yer innit yer
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:00, Reply)
My colleague has now told me how good "tapout" is,
And that he trains some Pakistani martial art called krov magra or something. And that I should watch MMA and all this garbage. I might kill myself.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)
And that he trains some Pakistani martial art called krov magra or something. And that I should watch MMA and all this garbage. I might kill myself.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Does he go to the gym?
When he says the word gym does it have an air of smugness as if it is somehow spiritually enlightening to him?
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)
When he says the word gym does it have an air of smugness as if it is somehow spiritually enlightening to him?
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)
No, he says gyms are "for faeries"
And real men go to fighting clubs.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)
And real men go to fighting clubs.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Im not one for all brainless muscle men.
All brawn and no intellect.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)
All brawn and no intellect.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)
COR!
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( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:02, Reply)
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( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:02, Reply)
I am pretty sure so feel free to correct me if I have the wrong end of the stick but I think Krav Magna is an Israeli stickless martial art.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)
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I've just bought a new showerhead, rug and aftershave. What have you just bought?
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)
You have just bought I require some chocolate?
You don't know how to play this game, sportscow.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)
You don't know how to play this game, sportscow.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)
I bought a coffee from a vending machine.
It tastes a bit like soup.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)
It tastes a bit like soup.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Did you not press the wrong button?
I bet some spanner monkey has wired it up wrong
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I bet some spanner monkey has wired it up wrong
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I'm doing well, I just got my 5th Dan in well known Pakistani martial art "Krav Maga".
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:12, Reply)
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I stayed up all night drinking and watched Salo.
Fell asleep around 7 this morning. Only got up about an hour back for a piss and a shower. Now I'm trying to decide whether to make myself some dinner or to fuck off to the pub instead.
So yeah, pretty good ta.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Fell asleep around 7 this morning. Only got up about an hour back for a piss and a shower. Now I'm trying to decide whether to make myself some dinner or to fuck off to the pub instead.
So yeah, pretty good ta.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Has anyone made poppadoms before? I'm thinking of trying some next week.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:23, Reply)
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I was managing director for Pataks in 2006/7
I would never have allowed you to make your own pappadums
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:32, Reply)
I would never have allowed you to make your own pappadums
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Shove some lime pickle down your cock end
And you'll be shitting them out in no time.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:40, Reply)
And you'll be shitting them out in no time.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Am I allowed to like Dire Straits yet, please?
Just checking, as I'm listening to Telegraph Road.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Just checking, as I'm listening to Telegraph Road.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2695839/Gypsies-driven-Belgian-town-DJ-playing-Dire-Straits-blast.html
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)
They're a rock band from the 1970s and 1980s.
Once did a a couple of songs.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Once did a a couple of songs.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:51, Reply)
just waiting for the breaking news bulletin
where mcbeef and cranley are on cos they've scaled buckingham palace dressed as batman and robin to protest for ffj
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)
where mcbeef and cranley are on cos they've scaled buckingham palace dressed as batman and robin to protest for ffj
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)
I have to go and have some alcoholic lager whilst officially still at work now :'(
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)
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It's hot and I expect I'll have to sit in the pub garden for nearly an hour :(((((
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:04, Reply)
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Man up
The weather's hot but you can drink cold beer. It'd be worse if it was the other way round.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:12, Reply)
The weather's hot but you can drink cold beer. It'd be worse if it was the other way round.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Get this, right
In America, waistcoats are called 'vests'!
It's crazy, isn't it!
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:17, Reply)
In America, waistcoats are called 'vests'!
It's crazy, isn't it!
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:17, Reply)
I've been on for about an hour all day :(
I've been working. I'm surprised you didn't notice, I'm one of the main attractions, here.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)
I've been working. I'm surprised you didn't notice, I'm one of the main attractions, here.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)
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