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dear god
who the fuck would pay for this? £10,000 to watch her shit out another sprog from her chunnel fanny? and who the hell keeps knocking her up?
also, 24? 240 more like.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710377/You-failed-Britain-Pregnant-NHS-boob-job-model-Josie-Cunningham-slammed-Twitter-Q-A-hours-raking-30-000-selling-four-tickets-birth-child.html
and more amazing journalism: she gets thousands of pounds in taxi fares because she "has anxiety": www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/josie-cunninghams-7-stupidest-statements-3749024
who is the biggest waste of space this week?
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:34, 181 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
who the fuck would pay for this? £10,000 to watch her shit out another sprog from her chunnel fanny? and who the hell keeps knocking her up?
also, 24? 240 more like.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710377/You-failed-Britain-Pregnant-NHS-boob-job-model-Josie-Cunningham-slammed-Twitter-Q-A-hours-raking-30-000-selling-four-tickets-birth-child.html
and more amazing journalism: she gets thousands of pounds in taxi fares because she "has anxiety": www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/josie-cunninghams-7-stupidest-statements-3749024
who is the biggest waste of space this week?
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:34, 181 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
was she on Big Brother or something?
You have to milk that cow as long as you can.
Typical tabloid twit though and links from The Fail and Mirror aren't ones to take too seriously
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:42, Reply)
You have to milk that cow as long as you can.
Typical tabloid twit though and links from The Fail and Mirror aren't ones to take too seriously
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:42, Reply)
She should be sterilised.
As long as these fuck ups keep breeding our world will continue to dwindle.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:43, Reply)
As long as these fuck ups keep breeding our world will continue to dwindle.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:43, Reply)
My cellular phone wants me to write MEATSHAKE but that isn't a thing or a word
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:46, Reply)
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If she is going to fire one from her grotbox, and people want to pay to watch, I don't see the problem. Though it's not the prettiest thing to look at.
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You're seeing things from your own point of view.
The chances are the kid will be so thick its interactions with the world around it will be so limited it won't realise its mum's a total fuckwit.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:02, Reply)
The chances are the kid will be so thick its interactions with the world around it will be so limited it won't realise its mum's a total fuckwit.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:02, Reply)
I heard that 'there's a reason nature designed it so the mother can't see what's going on down there'.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:01, Reply)
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I heard it's meant to be the most beautiful, natural thing in the world.
Personally, I'd rather chew Monty's pants.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:05, Reply)
Personally, I'd rather chew Monty's pants.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:05, Reply)
i'm dealing with a plot of land that has some restrictive covenants
one of them was granted in 1913 for the benefit of "charles royle kirk (captain kirk)". the rest of the deed goes on about captain kirk's liabilities to repair pipework etc etc. lololol.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:03, Reply)
one of them was granted in 1913 for the benefit of "charles royle kirk (captain kirk)". the rest of the deed goes on about captain kirk's liabilities to repair pipework etc etc. lololol.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:03, Reply)
i am saying that you set up your own sock and then shoved your hand inside it
and then ate a load of cheese
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:16, Reply)
and then ate a load of cheese
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:16, Reply)
I only have one account.
Unlike Cranzo who has at least five if not six.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Unlike Cranzo who has at least five if not six.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Can I also ask what she is modelling?
Gloves?
certainly not parenting.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:14, Reply)
Gloves?
certainly not parenting.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:14, Reply)
I heard of this woman for the first time yesterday,
Hoping she will die soon. But I imagine itv will give her a TV show.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Hoping she will die soon. But I imagine itv will give her a TV show.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:36, Reply)
ITV 2 more than likely. Seems to be the biggest cunt magnet, appealing to those with lower brain density.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:40, Reply)
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er surely a magnet would work better on something of greater density?
just sayin'
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:45, Reply)
just sayin'
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:45, Reply)
Hey Windy, the chefs roundtomorrow to cook us a meal, to show us her stuff. Lookingforward to it, she's bringing new menu ideas too.
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OK let's run a sweep
I'll bet 6 bucks and my right nut that one of her dishes is some form of pork belly - probably with apples but potentially with some other kind of fruit-based sauce.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:48, Reply)
I'll bet 6 bucks and my right nut that one of her dishes is some form of pork belly - probably with apples but potentially with some other kind of fruit-based sauce.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Way out,
It'll be Ham egg and chips, and ploughman's, and lasagne.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:49, Reply)
It'll be Ham egg and chips, and ploughman's, and lasagne.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:49, Reply)
She's done me steak and ale pie, mash and veg, the wife is getting brie and bacon stuffed chicken breast with chips and salad, and lasagne for our daughter. Sounds fair enough.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:53, Reply)
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Sounds like the dullest pub menu this side of the Watford gap.
I thought you lived somewhere posh?
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:55, Reply)
I thought you lived somewhere posh?
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Sounds to me you'll have a kitchen like Eastbourne pier
If you employ that dangerous woman in your cook house.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:56, Reply)
If you employ that dangerous woman in your cook house.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:56, Reply)
I still think you need to consider doing more than just lunch if you want to make any decent money,
But I'm glad you've got someone you seem to like, and is keen.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:48, Reply)
But I'm glad you've got someone you seem to like, and is keen.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:48, Reply)
The eveningmenu has been tried before, it wasn't used much, although we're doing the curries, and a Sunday roast now.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:50, Reply)
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Just because someone else didn't make it work, doesn't mean you scrap it.
It's your pub now.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:54, Reply)
It's your pub now.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:54, Reply)
A woman. In a kitchen. You are doing it wrong.
She'll get pregnant and you'll have to give her maternity pay.
Get a microwave and stock the fridge with Ginsters.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:53, Reply)
She'll get pregnant and you'll have to give her maternity pay.
Get a microwave and stock the fridge with Ginsters.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Pie oven with pies supplied by a local baker.
Pint and a pie for a fiver.
Sorted.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:54, Reply)
Pint and a pie for a fiver.
Sorted.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:54, Reply)
Isn't she also the same stupid bint
who declared she was going to have an abortion so she stood a better chance of going on Big Brother? Surely there can't be two such monumental gene-spliced disasters on this fair isle?
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:55, Reply)
who declared she was going to have an abortion so she stood a better chance of going on Big Brother? Surely there can't be two such monumental gene-spliced disasters on this fair isle?
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Alright Doz.
I have to go food shopping in a minute. Living the dream.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:58, Reply)
I have to go food shopping in a minute. Living the dream.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:58, Reply)
Yer, I'd best get me skates on
before all that's left in the reduced fridge is a suspect packet of ham and a dog-eared lettuce.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)
before all that's left in the reduced fridge is a suspect packet of ham and a dog-eared lettuce.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)
she sounds lovely
I had not heard of either. Well, each to their own
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:58, Reply)
I had not heard of either. Well, each to their own
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:58, Reply)
I'm fairly sure they are the same person as I also remember the taxi fare bit.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)
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That's one and the same.
Her parents must be proud.
Mind they are what she is a product of, so...
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Her parents must be proud.
Mind they are what she is a product of, so...
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:00, Reply)
me, I suppose
this week, all I am doing is swimming, going to comedy gigs and failing to write much. A valuable addition to the human race, me
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:58, Reply)
this week, all I am doing is swimming, going to comedy gigs and failing to write much. A valuable addition to the human race, me
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:58, Reply)
that was last weekend
I had rather ace burns make up at one point. Not got any pics though
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:00, Reply)
I had rather ace burns make up at one point. Not got any pics though
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Ohhh welll......perhaps another time then.......
*backs away from the keyboard*
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)
*backs away from the keyboard*
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)
I'm not going West,
That's further from the border, and they look Welsh enough here
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)
That's further from the border, and they look Welsh enough here
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)
newport is quite stabby
Wales isn't classy, but Newport is shaming to the rest of the country. Nearly as bad as Merthyr
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Wales isn't classy, but Newport is shaming to the rest of the country. Nearly as bad as Merthyr
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Everyone here looks like they're either about to hit someone,
Or are in fear of the next time they're going to get hit.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:09, Reply)
Or are in fear of the next time they're going to get hit.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:09, Reply)
I went to Newport once.
It was 1998. I was getting a passport.
I bought a book to pass the time while I waited for the passport to be done.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:15, Reply)
It was 1998. I was getting a passport.
I bought a book to pass the time while I waited for the passport to be done.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:15, Reply)
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Who mentioned piercings?
I was on about Grace and her cage you had planted up your rectum
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:23, Reply)
I was on about Grace and her cage you had planted up your rectum
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:23, Reply)
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