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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So where the fuck is Nakers with the Choo-choo train thread?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:57, 165 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Hello hare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:06, Reply)
Whats up Doc?
Hows the boozer progressing?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:07, Reply)
Good, got a chef now, who's just cooked us a lovely nommy dinner.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:08, Reply)
Come on spill the beans....what did s/he cook?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:13, Reply)
S/he would have cooked..
But S/he spilled the beans
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:20, Reply)
Internet gold right here.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:27, Reply)
I'm here all week
Try the veal - it'll be better than what his glorified microwave artist will do.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:41, Reply)
Not been one of them for ages.
Do keep up, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:06, Reply)
Yeah well I've kinda been off line for a few weeks
The mobile bill this month is over £60 just for using to much DATA
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:08, Reply)
ERM. everywhere does unlimited data plans now n00b

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:19, Reply)
Yeah well my old contract hasn't :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:37, Reply)
And what sort of rubbbish question is this anyway?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:07, Reply)
Well if you look at my normal thread content
this is kinda pushing the boat out for me
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:09, Reply)
Well yeah.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:13, Reply)
Thought he said he was on holiday.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:08, Reply)
THIS IS NAKERS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
he probably just nipped to the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:10, Reply)
Or maybe he has the week off.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:11, Reply)
Sounds a bit far fetched to me

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:12, Reply)
You sound a bit far fetched to me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:15, Reply)
Well really if I want abuse like that I could go back to the ZZZZzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:16, Reply)
todays train thread is running a bus replacement service

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:12, Reply)
Sounds shit, unless the bus runs over a few cyclists

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:14, Reply)
bus cans for the bus driver?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Shouldn't it be train replacement service
Or replacement bus service?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Fuckin' Michael McIntyre over here.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:18, Reply)
Is that also one of his 'observations'?
I've managed to avoid his comedy as he looks like a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:20, Reply)
yes
but my train of thought was replaced with a bus service, and so my mind smells of diesel and poor people
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:18, Reply)
Maybe - horror of horrors - there's no mobile service...
...And he'll be cut off from the world for HOURS!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:21, Reply)
look!
peaches in pants
www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/790/Fruit-Vendors-In-China-Found-A-Sexy-Way-To-Sell-Peaches
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:24, Reply)
Will they NEVA let the dead rest in peace?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:25, Reply)
Maybe he's not on the train.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:24, Reply)
I think he should at least make an effort to lie

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:27, Reply)
*Update*
He's just got home, wondering about the back garden looking a bit confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:51, Reply)
So same as usual for him then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Go over with a beer and see how he is.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Moon him.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Laugh and point
Perhaps shouting "lost something, chief?"
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Ask him to keep the noise down.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:57, Reply)
Turns out it was him listening to One Direction all along

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Story of his life

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)
What a rotter.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:03, Reply)
alrizzle me nizzlez

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Sup Dozer?
How is the high end York DJ'ing business getting on?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:00, Reply)
quite nicely without him?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)
He's got a barmitzvah next month.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)
the scene's gone to shit since Green Renegade left to pursue his DJ career in 'Kernow'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:05, Reply)
Did Spiderman chase him away?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:13, Reply)
if only!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Aha... MmmHmmm

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:08, Reply)
nae bad
Just off to see Public Enemy in a bit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)
Good movie that.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:05, Reply)
not the film

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:06, Reply)
I know.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:12, Reply)
it's all about BIKE threads now
totes navigated 10 miles across london without any digital navigation.

#LEGEND #TEKKERS
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)
well done dave nice one m8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:13, Reply)
Did you end up in the right location?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Technically no, as I'm not in the pub, but close enough to call it a win.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:16, Reply)
Offy then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:16, Reply)
PAYDAY EVE CANS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:16, Reply)
ROCK AS WELL AS ROLL!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:18, Reply)
u no how we do

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:19, Reply)
He's busy planning how he's going to look after Monty when he's released from hospital.
We should all offer our sympathies to Boyce. He's got to have Dozers tongue surgically removed from his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)
Saucer of milk for table 2!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:09, Reply)
I don't like all this fighting. It's upsetting the lurkers.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:11, Reply)
I lurked here for a long time before I posted.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:12, Reply)
If the fighting stops will you go back to lurking again?
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:14, Reply)
* drafts ceasefire agreement in hopeful anticipation *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:22, Reply)
how many chipolatas would it take, exactly?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:31, Reply)
I think anything less than chilli and lime chicken would just be insincere

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:34, Reply)
what's the exchange rate for that then, and how does it compare to nommy pulled pork futures?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:36, Reply)
I'm really not sure we could do with a votey thingy to find out

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:42, Reply)
or we could just page our tame financial consultant
might be a bit beyond his remit of isas and pensions though
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:44, Reply)
Fucking damn right. How is the change in lifestyle going?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:37, Reply)
Very well thanks
I'm doing great
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:38, Reply)
Shame.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:39, Reply)
innit doe

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:41, Reply)
It's apparently mandatory I make nasty comments like that, as I am, according to text messages received a 'poisonous wanker'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:42, Reply)
I'll change my name if you want?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:25, Reply)
You could just kill yourself and delete your account instead

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:31, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:36, Reply)
8===== - - _

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:38, Reply)
its your age, that

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:39, Reply)
That's with the little blue pills too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:50, Reply)
I bet you write yourself a prescription for those before you have to stop giving out 'scripts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:53, Reply)
I finished at the surgery last Friday, in a night of truly heroic drinking, and a Saturday of one of the worst hangovers for years. Viagra are fun, occasionally, just make sure bird or a pet is nearby.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:56, Reply)
youll also find them handy for preventing you rolling out of bed in your sleep

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:15, Reply)
Not according to Enzyme

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Has he really had his cock off, or is that a meme?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:30, Reply)
Boyce claims that the bloke is a nullo, so it's 99% likely to be bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Nullo and void

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Put it this way, he's always delighted for bullshit to be created & then passed off as 'fact'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:35, Reply)
I'd never heard the term tinn Enzyme was mentioned. I don't think I know him.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:35, Reply)

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