Take heed!!!
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/features/your-liver-walks-into-a-bar-the-science-of-alcohol-9646319.html

t minus 1 hour until I do mine some damage.

alt. alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 18:52, 58 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yeah, well, don't even care.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:15, Reply)

That's been my attitude towards my liver for the last couple of years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:16, Reply)

we know!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:19, Reply)

That's nothing from what I've been reading. Apparently I committed fraud & used to beat my (ex) wife up!
Got to love the Internet eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:27, Reply)

Don't know where that fraud stuff might have come from mate.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2023361
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:31, Reply)

Uh-oh Cocaine Cranzo just deleted his boast that whilst working in Hong Kong for Coke a Cola he fixed his expenses so that they paid for his cocaine. Uh-oh!
I guess only a convicted fraudster, who has lost his job based on a makey uppy set of A-levels and degrees on his CV would stoop so low as to delete the incriminating internet based evidence !
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2339564
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:33, Reply)

Kerazzy Kranzo here
I like to get proper smashed me. Every day pretty much. You'd have thought that I'd have learnt a lesson what with the disappearance of my waistline, marriage, job prospects and even my kid who I bleat means the world to me. But no. Instead I cast the finger at others without the self awareness of my own pisscannery. Oh well *cracks open another tin*
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:30, Reply)

Stop the bullying!
You're the reason he only posts in the evening!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:33, Reply)

I hope he's using the time wisely. Producing a c.v. based on his zero academic attainment might help this time.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:42, Reply)

Waistline? You cheeky cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:40, Reply)

can you condense it into 140 characters or less please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:35, Reply)

twit off

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:42, Reply)

I am drinking wine and smoking that there weed
Can I join the cool kids
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:40, Reply)

i have wine, job applications and Bake Off later

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:40, Reply)

You still working at your contract job?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)

* awaits inevitable comments about restructuring *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)

yer, till end of October
How's your search going?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:46, Reply)

Pretty good thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:48, Reply)

good stuff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:50, Reply)

What about you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:12, Reply)

been aiming left of my field so it's tricky, I hope however, it'll be worth it in the long run

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:14, Reply)

You have to admit some were very funny

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:12, Reply)

Do I win then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:43, Reply)

I have curries, rice, and poppadum.
Classt punters here!
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 19:58, Reply)

What curries?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:02, Reply)

For the fat doc ?
Fucking all of them
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Cheeky cunt

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:15, Reply)

The nurse will see you now
... I once had a massive fat fuck of a doc that said I was over weight

I was 13 st at 5,11 so marginal but all former gp' s are targets
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:17, Reply)

Doctors are actually pretty shit at basic health stuff for themselves, grub, booze, smoking etc. Most of my colleagues were smokers.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:24, Reply)

Docs are pretty shit. In general.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:25, Reply)

they really are, I wish we didn't have any of them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:26, Reply)

Yeah tggi
I mock of course but to be told by a guy that must have been pushing 20 st. That I was overweight was a bit much
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:27, Reply)

you ARE quite internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:27, Reply)

Soz should I be otherwise

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:31, Reply)

if you want to be vaguely successful in life, then yes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:33, Reply)

Uh oh.
Define please
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:37, Reply)

well your certainly successful at being vague

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:41, Reply)

gaalfrasi, vyndelooh, carshmhyrry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:15, Reply)

Prefer a barrryannie, pawn kicker or a walfreaky myself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:18, Reply)

Fucking hell they both took a while to figure out

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:19, Reply)

Vegi kofta, prawn madras, lamb bhuna, and mushroom samber.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:17, Reply)

^fat doc

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:18, Reply)

^fat dog

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:19, Reply)

Not anymore your misses would jump my bones in a second :)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:26, Reply)

:((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:34, Reply)

Soz doc

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:37, Reply)

She does go for the tubby, suave married ones.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:40, Reply)

Bingo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:55, Reply)

At least you said suave

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Suave and sophisticated. That's why she likes me so much.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:59, Reply)

Hubba Hubba

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:01, Reply)

Damage? Uhh
Damage? Uhh
Damage? Uhh
Damage, destruction terror and mayhem
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 20:40, Reply)

Not clicking that, it might be a link.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Eh....I'm back, what happened here then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 22:29, Reply)

Not sure mate.
I'm going to see this beer of and maybe have a cheeky tab, then bed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 22:34, Reply)

OK then I'll wait till summat else happens then

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 22:39, Reply)

Meh

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 1:41, Reply)