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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Vaporwave, blackgaze or deep filthstep?
www.theguardian.com/music/2014/sep/04/-sp-from-charred-death-to-deep-filthstep-the-1264-genres-that-make-modern-music?CMP=twt_gu

Which of the 1,264 musical genres is your favourite? I'm partial to a bit of Shibuya-kei every now and then.

Alt: What ominous foreshadowing is occurring in your life? I have to provide names of people I've worked with to give feedback for my year-end review.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:22, 230 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
ah, 360 reviews
it's great when clients ask for them for total cunts, but you have to be really nice about them, because they're still clients.

the salad shop HAD NO CUCUMBER. i had to get shredded carrot instead. it's a bloody nice salad, but i am MISSING MY CUCUMBER.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)
:O
Write to head office. This SHALL NOT STAND.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)
i just can't understand cucumber being so popular
they had a shitload of meats and fish and delicious cheeses and falafel and fresh chillis and yet with all that, every cunt in london woke up this morning and thought, mmmm, CUCUMBER
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Cucumber is shit
HTH
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Well it certainly is now

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Have you checked your seat

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)
yes
now i'd better check your arse
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Found it

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)
I bet you needed two hands

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
only 1 to remove it
I used the other one to have a leisurely wank
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2369390
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:43, Reply)
hahaha

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Ambient techno-speedfunk
or West Coast turbo-mimecore
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:30, Reply)
I may have just overwritten the live running before image file on an internal finance system with the test one
....
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)
RUN AWAY

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)
A good and well thought out plan

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)
best plan in all situations

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)
meh it's only financials

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)
ITS OUR OVERTIME SYSTEM!

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)
*phew*
Seems OK. I have no idea how
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:43, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2369383
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)
That article starts with the wholly incorrect assertion that there were never subgenres within rock, jazz, blues or classical.
And for that reason I didn't bother to read the rest of it.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)
My favourite part was
"French hurdy-gurdy overlord"
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)
You may be joking, however I do like a bit of French hurdy-gurdy
youtu.be/Dmnx7o0gIaM

Edit: Oh, you weren't. I'll have to look him up...
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Great, Mr. Borings turned up.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Some of the examples given on everynoise.com aren't particularly great examples of the genres they are supposed to represent!

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)
There have been rumours of a few redundancies.
I've was pulled aside and told that my job is safe. I want a fat payoff. :(
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)
shag the boss and then threaten to tell everyone else
that should do it
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)
'shag the boss' should not be a career strategy default rachums

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Indiancockrock.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:49, Reply)
HELLOSIR
*windmills*
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Don't really care about genres, I like what I like.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)
You organise your records alphabetically instead then?

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Must be fun....
aábcçdéèêëfg etc...
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:26, Reply)
No, I put them in a pile.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:34, Reply)
You tell 'em, Gaston.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:20, Reply)
I have just pulled a pure white nostril hair out
I am old
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:32, Reply)
We already knew that

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Thanks for your support at this troubling time

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:41, Reply)
The support you need comes in the form of walking sticks

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)
House proved that men with walking sticks are hip and cool daddio

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Only if they're faking every part of their persona.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:47, Reply)
aren't we all?
Think about it....
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)
hmmmm.
Nah.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
No, I really am this much of a prick

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:06, Reply)
^has drugs issues^

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:43, Reply)

issues
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Sadcore, nu skool breaks, dronestep, post-dubstep, clownstep, UK funky, skunk rock

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)
ICP or GTFO

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:43, Reply)
alright CQ, shit to have you back

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)
I like "UK (Excluding Scotland) Garage"
Available soon.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)
rUK speed-house-garagecore!

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:45, Reply)
soz m8 the rUK scene has moved on a bit without you

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:49, Reply)
I'm still paddling in the rUK acid-house-happy-hard-euphoria pool.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:54, Reply)
I prefer UK shanty inflected electronic drone folk-core

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Yeah I quite like Mr Scruff too

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)
My daughter likes the whale fishy song

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)
There's two sort of fish related ones, 'Fish' and 'Shanty Town', I always get them confused.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Unless I'm doing a live megamix mash up obviously

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
There's a whales there's a whale fishy

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
'fish he'

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Sorry that was a bit 'Dozer' of me, I'm going to the pub to think about what I have done :(

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Ahoy There?
Trouser Jazz
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Won't somebody think of the UK Garage?

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:46, Reply)
I'm too busy thinking about tangles toothbrush

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:47, Reply)
tell me that toothbrush chat wasn't better than obscure music magazine chat
YEAH
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)
No.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)
^ lying ^

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
^ Jimmy Nail^

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:12, Reply)
I just hope 'Oxide and Neutrino' will be okay :(

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Maybe they can bunk up with shanks and bigfoot

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)
And DJ Luck and MC Neat
With a little bit of luck
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Best uk garage pun of the day^

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)
BUKGPOTD!!!

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
MEATSNAKE with the rinsin sound, MEATSNAKE with the rinsin sound.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
From what I heard he barely washes

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
I got 21 seconds Gormo
I got 21 seconds Gormo
Cause if you like it let me know
Let me in the studio
I got 21 seconds before I got to go

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)
I used to love a bit of uk garage when I was a yout.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Track suit wearing little shit stain chav^

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
I never wore a tracksuit.
Jeans and waterproof coats was our 'look'.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Are you from inner city Sheffield or somewhere equally deprived

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:01, Reply)
He's a yam yam, isn't he?

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)
What's that then?
Aside from the beginning of a list of things found in Jason's arse
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Wolverhampton
Think "everything you mistakenly think about the Midlands in general, but worse"
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)
i thought dudley was the worst part of the midlands?

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)
No clue about London. No clue about the Midlands.
Go back to Cheshire.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)
STOP BULLYING ME YOU USELESS CLOD

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)
He should fuck off back to Israel innit

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:23, Reply)
Aren't you required for an in-breeding program in Folkestone?

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Its completed
he is the final finished product
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:31, Reply)
YOU LEAVE MY BUDGIE-DADDY ALONE
I KILL YOU
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Was the budgie the other breeding partner?
Creating some megabonce budgie Meatsnake chimaera?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)
*FEARS*

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:38, Reply)
ALL HAIL MIGHTY LEMSNAKE

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Haha!

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)
*Pours Golden trickets into a chest*

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)
YEAH!
IMMA BRING IT TO THE NEXT BASH AND SET IT ON YOU!
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:40, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Nah im not a purebreed, im from Chester bruv

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Brummies

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)
I grew up in the Midlands innit.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Sorry to hear that
Is there someone you can talk to?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)
not that would understand him

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
get all over DJEZ m8

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Seen his recentish boiler room set?

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)
aye
Pretty sick innit
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:04, Reply)
Alright?

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:10, Reply)
I'm confused as to why Bulgarian turbo-folk is separate from regular turbo-folk

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)
because its from Bulgaria

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Last week he couldn't even spell Bulgarian turbo-folk.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:21, Reply)
and now I are one

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:35, Reply)
They must have put their own spin on it.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)
All that article made me realise is how much shit music is about.
and I was a fan of Steps.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:23, Reply)
^Likes turning Boyz 2 Men^

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)
I like my men like I like my coffee.
Black with a spoon.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Short, black and bitter

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Somebody spray paint battered and send him to manchester

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Ground up and kept in the freezer

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:35, Reply)
End Of The Chode

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:28, Reply)
"On Bended knee"

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Alt: well really

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:34, Reply)
hh!
Afternoon
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:35, Reply)
SC *trigger fingers*

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)
wassup my niggah?

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Well my local Sainsbury's express does a taste the difference bag of 4 Orange and white chocolate cookies
for only £1.65 I highly recommend that you that you purchase some for work tomorrow, then again it is my local one so they may have just got them in especially for me.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:39, Reply)
I'll get Ape to order me some in to our work one

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Sounds like a plan

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)
It will be one of the jailbait checkout girls trying to entice you into being their baby daddy
Watch your back double H
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)
I don't know Lighty was making all the fuss about
I've got mad pussy being thrown at me left, right and centre
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Yeah but you dont sport the Simon Weston look so you will be ok

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:50, Reply)
hahaha BURN

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:51, Reply)
*Puts face on it*

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)
bag of custard doughnuts for 50p

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:52, Reply)
I bet they were just plain old doughnuts before you got your hands* on them
*and by hands I mean something else
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:54, Reply)
*Special and secret custard dispensing device

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)
MAN CUSTARD!!

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:55, Reply)
^TGGI^

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)
Mmm. I wish it did taste like custard.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:58, Reply)
i prefer the taste of spunk
custard is GROSS.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:00, Reply)
depends what's been eaten beforehand.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Custard

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:04, Reply)
man custard?
discustard.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:07, Reply)
Free pizza PROBABLY

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:37, Reply)
ain't that a myth?

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:39, Reply)
try it and find out

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Custard Slices are big man food.

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:06, Reply)
i saw two magpies when I got home
then a bit after I saw just one. I just don't know what kind of foreshadowing that is
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:27, Reply)
it tells you that you're a superstitious cretin

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:27, Reply)
because I never do
joking
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:30, Reply)
lol
illustratedtwittertypos.tumblr.com/
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:28, Reply)
duck tape is correct though#

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:30, Reply)
no, it's not
Though there is a brand called 'duck tape', the generic is 'duct tape'.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:32, Reply)
Your lol standards have dropped tjhrough the floor since you started seeing MEATSNAKE
just saying.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:32, Reply)
fuck, i accidentally clicked "i like this" instead of "reply"
now he will think "i like this".

#fears
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:34, Reply)
Yeah, he's no AA

(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Oi Mince psssssttttttt, down here
Watched a great movie last night, should be right up your street
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AARG8e8wNM&
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:51, Reply)
The Grauniad thinks a that spoof article is real SHOCKER!
Charlie Brooker did this more convincingly a few years back.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:22, Reply)

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