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TRAIN CANS!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:30, 175 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Home cans soon!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:31, Reply)
I lied, I'm not on a train, or in possession of any cans.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)
I feel violated

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Liar.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Im going to the juicer after the week I've had mind.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
ima smash the back doors out of a bottle of red tonight

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Im mulling some tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
How come you get to leave at 4:30 you prick?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Can you not?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)
6 :((((

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:34, Reply)
OOF
10 more mins and I'm fuckez offez
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:35, Reply)
And me.
It's my own stupid fucking fault for not coming in until about twenty to ten in fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:36, Reply)
My hours are 9:30 to 6 every day.
It's basically slavery.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Sounds a bit shit Kroney.
Suggest you block a port and burn some sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Get up earlier andea e earlier simple

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
Can't.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
So are mine.
Well, technically I'm supposed to be in at 9. But that seldom happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Work from home, then you can start and finish as you please.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:36, Reply)
i had fixed hours as a telephonist
and fuck me they felt loooooooooooooong. other than that it's always been a case of "here's your workload/target, you ain't going anywhere until it's done".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
That's pretty much my approach.
If I'm busy, I work late, if not, I leave early.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
one of the big law firms has just brought in an unlimited annual leave policy
but you still have to hit your targets. i can't decide if this is a genius idea or madness.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
It's both.
People will take more leave, but spend more time checking mail and working from home so they'll never really have any down time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)
This is why I like to come in to work rather than work from home.
I like to set nice boundaries and leave my work at one side of them.

I also leave my laptop and phone (when I had one) on my desk at work though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
All that matters is what you do.
Presenteeism is for shopkeepers and call centre workers.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:55, Reply)
By not being on strike all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Striaght home and some chinese food tonight I think.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Hot mexican action for me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:34, Reply)
nice.
actually i might make an effort and go for some huevos rancheros.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Are they like Jolly Ranchers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
very similar but no watermelon

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)
I'M IN THE PUB!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)
wahey!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
\o/
we're so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
^ Fruit machine

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Nah, I'm in the pub

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Again?
Is everything alright at home?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
Alright, Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
I've been in the pub for one hour!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
You should get a kebab later.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
Fish and chips tonight pal, no kebab this week yet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Maybe tommow you can have a donner.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Folkestone pub night tomorrow, maybe after if I'm lucky

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Why is it that the people who just won't fucking stop laughing are the ones with incredibly annoying laughs?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
i think you're just a bit tetchy because everyone else is in the pub but you're working until six which is over an hour away

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Jesus, I'll be home from the pub and eating dinner before he's even left his desk.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)
I'm glad I didn't go for a career in IT, for all I moan about being bored at least I go to the pub most days and get paid for the privilege

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
I won't actually get home until nearly 7.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
And then have one egg for dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)
Good lord, even when I was going down to Folkestone everyday i was home before you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)
That's why I'm never out anywhere until at least 8.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
I'm supposed to submit a 3000 word essay for a course I'm doing before the end of today and I haven't started it yet.
What a prick.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
Blame Meatsnake for trolling you and get an extension.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
Dunno mate, sounds to me like you're a no-hoper that doesn't deserve you company's attempts to develop you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:58, Reply)
Probably.
I will get done eventually I'm sure, sent at about 11.55.

I just hope that it helps someone realise that their friday night could be worse.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)
I expect my evening could be much worse if I hadn't bothered doing any of my work.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)
goddam lazy students

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
I'm sipping on a cold beer if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Lazin'on a sunny afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:01, Reply)
what I didn't mention is that I'm stuck in traffic on the A1 lol

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:04, Reply)
I think everyone has fucked off home for the weekend looks like it's just you and me Kroney
We can do HIGH END CAR CHAT without all the h8ters boo booing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)
High end? I thought you had a Lexus?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:04, Reply)
High end? I thought you had Swipe?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:05, Reply)
Hey I'm not the one making outlandish claims here

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)
You still a bit techy about the other night?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:12, Reply)
What happened?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)
This basically, what with the enmity between the pair of them I just couldn't resist
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2392528
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Wasn't that good.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:19, Reply)
It made me laugh, the mere implication of Frog posting the same as DBT, had his heckles up.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:22, Reply)
A Lexus diesel, at that.
I'm not sure what we'd talk about, Harters.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)
Cardigans.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
I need further cardigans.
A winter cardigan has become expected of me. Much like the red carpet actress, I can't be seen in the same beautiful designer work of art twice, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:17, Reply)
My car is for wafting along, it serves it my needs well

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:17, Reply)
i have a car
it goes brum brum brum
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
Midlands Motor!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:17, Reply)
You would buy a car, just to make the salesman stop talking to you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:20, Reply)
No booze for me
1hr drive, gig, 1 hr drive back. Same tomorrow. It's hard work being so famous and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
Alright Cavy.
How are the comedic endeavors going?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
not bad
people say nice things. Got one in bristol in december, even. Tonights is a competition

how's jeff land?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Good.
Gaz me details of your December gig.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
just good?
no adventures lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:20, Reply)
Not really.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:20, Reply)
oh you should make adventures happen

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
Cavy, cavy, cavy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:22, Reply)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarters

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarters
Oi Oi Oi
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:26, Reply)
i had it all wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
I'm waiting for the punchline

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
If I do a punchline I have to charge now
I'm off duty
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
I 'member when you was up and coming, now all this glitz and fame has gone right to your head

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:35, Reply)
I AM A STAR!!!
HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Home before kroney and mcbeef finish!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
They are both at the vinegars though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Too late, I'm done and im not spending my valuable time finishing them off

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
I got home at 4.
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
I was in the pub at four being paid to be there

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
You win.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)
Not every time, but thanks for letting me have this one. I needed it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:03, Reply)
5 for this, plus expensed beers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)
I haven't bought a round all week despite offering, good innit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:03, Reply)
I was on the free champagne at just after 11am

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)
No you weren't

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
no? shit ... must pay more attention

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Another witness cracks under the pressure of my intense cross examination

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:07, Reply)
I have certainly learned a valuable life lesson at your virtual hands

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)
I'm standing outside the office waiting for the mrs

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Hooray!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
She's supposed to have finished half an hour ago

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Why can't they be on time? Just occasionally would be nice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)
have you thought about getting one that isn't shit?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)
I was quite obviously talking about old woman river

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:12, Reply)
fair enough
she's French though so it's part of her cultural heritage

you fucking ukip voter
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)
Nothing wrong with the UKIP mate, you Slough dwellers wouldn't understand the very real fight against Johnny Foreigner being held daily on the coast.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
Howd up ... I thought it was Stoke?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:35, Reply)
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:36, Reply)
I'm sorry ... I find it hard to keep up with the reassuring fantasy life people have created for me.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:42, Reply)
a non-shit one wouldn't have him

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)
TRUDAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:25, Reply)
this seems unduly harsh
Kane's Mate is a veritable catch compared with most of the angry shut-ins on here.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:27, Reply)
Just once. to show willing.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:14, Reply)
Sofa beer!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
armchair ale

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)
pouffe pint

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)
+ of cum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
You order a pint of
Marc Armangnac with your dinner and you like sitting on stools.

You jizz guzzling bot-dog lovin' sock freak.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:04, Reply)
I don't even know what this means

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:22, Reply)
It means drinking alcohol on the train like a homeless person

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:03, Reply)
ffs are you still here

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:12, Reply)

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