This is alright.
Why are you alright?
Alt: a'ight?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:58, 140 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

It's alright, it's alright, it's alright. It's really, alright, it's alright. It's really, alright
Alright, alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Alright, alright it's ready alright
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:00, Reply)

I love the Beegees

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Because she moves in mysterious ways.
A bit like Quasimodo from the Disney film, but with a more pronounced limp.
( Muns, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:04, Reply)

true story ... I went out with a girl for several weeks before noticing that one of her legs was shorter than the other
In my defence, she had MASSIVE knockers
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Maybe that's what caused it.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:06, Reply)

we did discuss this
I mean ... not me and her ... me and my mates in an obnoxious and objectifying discussion of her body

MASSIVE
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Like her, the relationship was going round in circles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)

if she swung those round in circles it would have affected the tides

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)

That's no moon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)

MASSIVE

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Everything's all right since my stroke.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:05, Reply)

A stroke of luck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:09, Reply)

^ mine

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Not really
I can no longer slip in a finger with my left hand while doing a no. 3.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:17, Reply)

she moves in mysterious ways

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)

lift my days, light up my nights

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:18, Reply)

lift my anus, wipe up my sprays

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:22, Reply)

What is a hot spot not?
DEAD IN THE SWIMMING POOL!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)

We are young, we run free, keep our teeth nice and clean
See our friends, see the sights, feel alright
We wake up, we go out, smoke a fag, put it out
See our friends, see the sights, feel alright
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:08, Reply)

that might be the least appropriate lyric for an internet messageboard ever

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Everything's gonna be alright
(Yeah)
Everything's gonna be okay
(No doubt)
Everything's gonna be alright
(Together we can take this one day at a time)

Can you take my breath away?
(Yeah)
Can you give him life today?
(No doubt)
Is everything gonna be okay?
(I'll be your strength, I'll be here when you wake up)
Everything's gonna be alright
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)

My favourite band is Cast.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Who doesnt love Mexican Prog Rock

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:26, Reply)

MASSIVE
attack
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:23, Reply)

When a woman gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun.
BUT when I order a 240V Fuckmaster Pro 5600 blow up latex doll with six speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collecting tray together with optional realistic built in super orgasmo scream surround sound, I'mm called a PERVERT!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:30, Reply)

'Cunt destroyer 69'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:30, Reply)

no real names!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:33, Reply)

you could so market that to himjim

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:32, Reply)

DINNER THREAD!
Imma have Pork chop, sausage, egg chips and beans.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:37, Reply)

imma have some food and some wine

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:41, Reply)

I'm having a large Yorkshire pudding filled with beef brisket and veg and ting.

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:46, Reply)

MEATBALLS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:48, Reply)

Campbells?
Tomato or onion?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Sainsbo in tomato/garlic/basil/cheese sauce

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:54, Reply)

get you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:58, Reply)

brisket is lush

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Nice to see a PIE sub thread rounding the afternoon off.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:54, Reply)

Its all about the BENTos

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Typical of this place that the mention of food brings opinions and posts steaming out of the woodwork.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:56, Reply)

[link to hilarious early weebl animation]

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:57, Reply)

That was a simpler time.
You can't judge the actions of the past with modern eyes.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)

I lolled at the time
I was mostly stoned though
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:00, Reply)

Ain't aged well, have they.
I remember laughing at those kitten animations Veitch did, if you can fucking warrant it.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:02, Reply)

fuck ... you must have had much stronger weed than me

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:04, Reply)

2001, it was a different time, man.
It was when I came back about eight years later and he was still doing the same stuff that I figured the pony didn't have a bag full of tricks.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:07, Reply)

yeah it's like a load of us are old farts or saink.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Not all of us, stunned.
Some of us remember what youth was like.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:55, Reply)

You know what's alright.
I'm already home and walked the dogs.
Monday night lash up?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:09, Reply)