Everything's gonna be alright

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:02, 97 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

and then everybody dies

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)

....sometime....

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)

...I hope Jay$umz dies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)

it's only a matter of time ... 3.35 on Thursday to be precise

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)

phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)

Soiled in his Grundies?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:08, Reply)

Can we change it to Monday plz?
Ive another hot date this weekend.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:08, Reply)

he'll look dashing at the funeral

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:08, Reply)

Don't say stuff like that, if it happens, you'll be gutted. If it doesn't happen, you'll be gutted.
It's a lose-lose
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:22, Reply)

me too

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:52, Reply)

^ Barrymores lifeguard

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)

I DIDN'T BUM HIM!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:08, Reply)

Who did then?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)

That's a matter for the lawyers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:47, Reply)

lawyers bummed him?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:51, Reply)

Poor old Barrymore.
His crazy dancing just wasn't as funny after someone was bummed to death at his house.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:26, Reply)

He was no Dale Winton, that's a fact

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)

Nor a Grayson.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:35, Reply)

Can someone turn the heating up?
It'll be too cold to spend the night in the beer garden soon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:42, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:48, Reply)

Bergerac wasn't like that, sos.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:52, Reply)

Excellent theme tune. As was Howards Way.
Juliet Bravo is still the best.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 18:53, Reply)

Bravo two zero is better
in fact it gets better with every read
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:20, Reply)

I'm re-reading The dice man
at the mo. Awesomenal rain.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:25, Reply)

I always reckoned that would be a good film.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:31, Reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0ewtpHllWk

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:34, Reply)

Linkfail
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:34, Reply)

Wheeler dealers: Jensen Interceptor
winner
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:13, Reply)

There was a song on an advert for
something like febreze. The whole premise of the advert was that while the woman was out being slim and capable and getting all the heavy shopping, the chubby man stayed home and had an illicit fry up and hid his crime by spraying febreze. When the woman came back and offered him a sweet he said no as he was on a diet. The music to that was horrific. The only thing I can really remember of it was someone in the background repeatedly saying something like 'deeden aben deeden aben wobbly boooo' over and over again.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:23, Reply)

Yeah...right...ok...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:34, Reply)

Longest thread of the day,
Im clearly TBOH
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:27, Reply)

Were you referencing
East 17?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:30, Reply)

obvs

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:33, Reply)

I thought you might have been
being comforting. Like 'Don't panic' in Hitchhikers guide.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:36, Reply)

42

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:44, Reply)

two bowls of hair?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:32, Reply)

I just wash and go!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:33, Reply)

two boys, one hammock

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:34, Reply)

mock ster
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:37, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:39, Reply)

Hamster sharing spreads AIDS

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:39, Reply)

two budgies, one hammer

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:39, Reply)

"3 Guys 1 Hammer" is well LOL

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 19:42, Reply)

I used to well fancy that Natalie Casey

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Anyone Want to iron some shirts for me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:01, Reply)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:02, Reply)

not sure.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:16, Reply)

You'll have to ask a woman.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:17, Reply)

what the fuck would a woman know about ironing shirts?
they can barely iron their flimsy blouses
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:22, Reply)

This is what a feminist looks like^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:27, Reply)

seriously though ... women's lib is all very well
but you may as well give a shirt to a fucking american for the state it'll end up
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:41, Reply)

A woman without cerebal palsy?
i.e. not your wife presumably.
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(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:30, Reply)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:50, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:54, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:31, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:33, Reply)