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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright
Anybody got any plans that don't involved the dishwasher depths of property transactions, or trawling through old threads on a dying messageboard?

I've got Friends Chrimbo Party number two tonight. I'm gonna be a proper fat knacker by next week.

Alt: legs or breasts?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:15, 145 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Alt: I like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:16, Reply)
vegetables don't have them though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:21, Reply)
I just googled mong porn.
I can confirm that they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:39, Reply)
it's pretty fucking arousing stuff

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:45, Reply)
they're great, aren't they?
legs are great too

I like that they're usually connected to arses ... arses are great
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:21, Reply)
legs are great! they're connected to ankles, and ankles to feet!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:23, Reply)
"Hear the word of the Lord!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)
*connects shin bone to thigh bone*

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:25, Reply)
*connects foot bone to tail bone, at high velocity*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:28, Reply)
*punches right in the FACE*

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:34, Reply)
bit dark

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Silence, Blindy!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:39, Reply)
I hardly think the 3 eyed fish from the Simpsons will help here?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:41, Reply)
That was Blinky

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alright
Alt: feet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Tonight will be mainly drinking merlot
Friday is a night out into "toon", involving some kind of reserved table and large quantities of beer.
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TITS

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That's a coincidence, because I'm meeting my brother this evening for a beer and Christmas chat.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:21, Reply)
I can't be fucked with 'mad friday'.
I might go down the local, if anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:32, Reply)
the fuck is 'mad Friday'?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:47, Reply)
It's great, everyone takes their recorded phone conversations down to the Co-op and complains about their dishwasher stock.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:56, Reply)
who the fuck makes stock in a dishwasher

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Communists.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Last friday before christmas where all the bellends and casual drinkers come out of the woodwork and get in the way and make themselves a nuisance.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:10, Reply)
I hate seasonal drinkers
How dare they have fun in a public place
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:23, Reply)
It's their lack of etiquette and getting in the way that does my head in.
You'd think they'd never been at a bar before.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:25, Reply)
yeah!
how dare people who do something infrequently not be as au fait with the rules as I am when I practice two or three times a week!
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Hahahaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Is your party the one where Ross says something that leads to a hilarious misunderstanding?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Could this reference BE any more 1990s?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:22, Reply)
You could always put on a neon shell suit.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)
I'd have to take off my hypercolour T-shirt and dungarees

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Uh-uh????

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Yeah this is MUCH better!
alt. cock.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
cocks are great too
I like that you can rub them against tits and legs and arses
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:22, Reply)
What about fannies?
Fannies are great too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)
oh boy!
Fannies are they greatest of all!
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Fannies and arses and legs, oh my!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I'll get you, Dorothy, and your little twat too!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I've seen that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I quite like pastiche porn.
Edward Penishands is a minor masterpiece.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Though best title has to be
"Shaving Ryan's Privates"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:44, Reply)
I haven't seen that
I'm worried they've blown all their creative juices on the title
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Isnt it a bumming one though?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:50, Reply)
everybody loves bumsex
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Judging by the cover, very much so

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:52, Reply)
it wouldn't be particularly factually accurate if it featured many women, to be fair

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:55, Reply)
They could be the ones doing the shaving
rule 34, etc
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:56, Reply)
No plans until cousins birthday tuesday.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:23, Reply)
you should read a book on champagne

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Any recommendations?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:34, Reply)
a book on champagne

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:35, Reply)
an idiot's guide to vin

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:43, Reply)
...with FREE voucher!

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www.amazon.co.uk/Vin-Diesel-Xxxposed-Michael-Robin/dp/0743470850
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Glucks Guides are very good

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:45, Reply)
not judging by your contributions to the last champers chat

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:46, Reply)
everything I said was factually correct so nerrrr

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Hello, Old Man River.
I've just come out of a training session on "Project Management". My last day is tomorrow.

My plans involve sleeping tonight, doing as little as humanly possible tomorrow and then hollibobbling hard from Friday until Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:48, Reply)
hooray for hollibobbles!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:50, Reply)
She's my favourite wonky mouthed presenter!

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hahaha!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:52, Reply)
It is well deserved.
Well, not for me. I've basically done absolutely fuck all this past month. The mrs has been run ragged, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:51, Reply)
oh she has
she really really has
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:52, Reply)
There really is a lot of "I've banged Kroney's missus" on this forum.
I'm going to have to have a word; there's no smoke without fire, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:00, Reply)
she was literally smoking

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Little bit more lube next time

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:03, Reply)
imma sprinkle dry moss on it and kindle a bonfire

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:05, Reply)
You're all going to be well embarrassed when it turns out she looks like Rose West.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:06, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2434789
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:08, Reply)
See saying this makes you seem like a proper uggo
who looks foolish now eh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:14, Reply)
Never said I weren't.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:15, Reply)
You are a beautiful man
and you missus is hot...


ADMIT IT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:24, Reply)
SIGN THE FESSION

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:39, Reply)
Sexy as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:16, Reply)
Your daughter will be very proud of you

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:51, Reply)
you seem upset, dumpling

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Cunt

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:53, Reply)
FRIEND

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Someone somewhere (but in all probability a pub on the kilburn high road) will be reading this, whilst plotting their ultimate (full) revenge

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Exchanged!!
S+
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it'll burn down over the weekend

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Double insurance dickhead DOUBLE INSURANCE

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Crack on sunshine
Completion is Friday
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Pay up for that school uniform cuntchops

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Beers on sporters everyone

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on in
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e a
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:15, Reply)
You see? Calling up on your Startac and giving them a stentorian dressing down from the next table DOES work.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Needless to say

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Cheers!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:15, Reply)
And MARTS!!!!

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Well what the fuck was all the bloo-bloo-blooing about then man?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:14, Reply)
panicky wanicky bloobloo is his middle name

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:16, Reply)
I always wondered

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2 to go!!!

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Congratulations on ringing several hundred people today to trackdown 18 lying wankers

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:10, Reply)
^doing a ten piece jigsaw puzzle^

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:14, Reply)
lol

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