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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 17:48, 65 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Where the fuck have you been bitch tits?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)
hes just been posting as dozer over xmas

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 18:02, Reply)
on /talk with the growed ups

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 18:29, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 18:44, Reply)
Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top.
Let the world see what you have done.
Bring it all back to you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:22, Reply)
The Guildford Four were innocent, as were the Birmingham Five
but S Club 7.......
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:23, Reply)
They know how to throw a party though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:33, Reply)
That Tina, eh?
Cor!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:38, Reply)
Is she the one 'doin' her thing'
or is the the racist one?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:44, Reply)
she's the fit dusky one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:48, Reply)
Dusky eh?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:02, Reply)
Cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:12, Reply)
'mouthpiece', eh?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 22:06, Reply)
I am now I've finished work.
Got a massive cup of tea, going to enjoy a nice sit down.

/old lady blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:27, Reply)
Have some biscuits b3th.
Go on. You'll like them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Nah, it's alright.
I had a mince pie.



And then another mince pie.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:35, Reply)
Watching owt good on the telly?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:43, Reply)
I got Horns on the telly, I don't like Daniel Radcliff with a yank accent

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Well he is on ITV at the moment in a documentary.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:47, Reply)
Some horror thing called Radcliffe house is on tonight I may record it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Watching last night's Big Fat Quiz.
I do love that show.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:48, Reply)
Alright? I'm making Richard's Chili, only this time I've added coffee too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:44, Reply)
Have you put chocolate in this one?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:47, Reply)
Yup, but I only had Options, forgot to pick up some proper chocolate.
I'm drinking Kahlua at the moment and I think a swig of this would go well in the chili - what do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:51, Reply)
Well, I don't suppose it'll kill you, I say 'go for it!'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 19:54, Reply)
True - could be a revalation, nobody knows. I'll put a swig in

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:06, Reply)
What were the other options?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:08, Reply)
Oh, I meant the hot-chocolate stuff called Options.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:14, Reply)
00o0o0oh, the Karlua works well.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:17, Reply)
I've won a prize in the pub Christmas raffle.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:04, Reply)
I hope it's that pub raffle staple 'meat'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:12, Reply)
Meaty.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:23, Reply)
Booze, chocs or mixed grill?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:23, Reply)
Chocolate truffles, bottle of Baileys, bottle of amaretto and a bottle of brandy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:27, Reply)
Why do I feel like there is about to be some terrible punchline coming?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Lol, chocolate.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:31, Reply)
No. Won third prize.
I think, having heard who won first and second, prizes were likely awards based on spend.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:34, Reply)
I don't get it, how is that even funny.............

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:36, Reply)
It isn't.
Just means I need to increase spend next year.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:46, Reply)
Moar booze then?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:52, Reply)
Reckon so.
As a publican I assume you approve.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:54, Reply)
Of course!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:57, Reply)
Evening, how did all your crimblepops go? I think I may have broken my record for the Boxing Day download :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:23, Reply)
Doc?
We were all worried that you died in a horrible house fire
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:28, Reply)
That's what dozer wants. Nah, been busy mate, family and work. How wuz Crimbo? Crywanking in your unheated bedsit?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:31, Reply)
Boozer busy for Crimbo then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Eve, hammered. Day between 12&2, regulars. Not many, wasn't really worth it. Boxing Day busy too, it's quiet tonight. Good Crimbo?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:37, Reply)
I'm not a fan of the festive season, but it was okay thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:47, Reply)
I'm not mad on it, when you have a kid you have to make an effort.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:52, Reply)
Best EVAH crywank since I got the callor gas heater

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning, you're one of the better ones here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Faint praise.....damn faint praise

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:39, Reply)
Between fourth and fifth at mo.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 20:40, Reply)
I wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:03, Reply)
Hello person I don't think I recognise.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:06, Reply)
Evenin Doc Barman person
I'll have a large gin please
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:16, Reply)
Np.
House rubbish, or decent?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:22, Reply)
As long as it's a double I don't care

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:32, Reply)
*hands bottle*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:40, Reply)
^prepares bill

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:46, Reply)
*throws in peanuts*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:50, Reply)
^adds 'credit card surcharge''

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:51, Reply)
We don't actually do that :((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:53, Reply)

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