Aren't beach huts expensive.
www.beach-huts.com/1/beach-huts-for-sale.html

Just sayin'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:16, 93 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I don't think I've ever been to a UK beach and thought. "You know what'll be great, getting changed into less clothes"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:17, Reply)

Do you swim fully clothed then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:18, Reply)

I swim in the Med

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:19, Reply)

can you swim?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:33, Reply)

Yep, I do 2k three times a week.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:36, Reply)

In the Med?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:37, Reply)

No in Bletchley lesuire center.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:37, Reply)

do you do tumble Turing's at the end of each lap

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:38, Reply)

I usually play dodge the other swimmers at the end of each lap.
You could say it's an enigma... sorry.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:40, Reply)

I O +s
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:38, Reply)

Not much use to me here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:17, Reply)

Would you buy a beach yurt?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:21, Reply)

There isn't a beach here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:23, Reply)

why did you email me?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:25, Reply)

To let you know your order had shipped

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:28, Reply)

^one man Amazon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:29, Reply)

but it seems a bit formal. I thought we were friends, and you've reduced it to a business transaction.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:31, Reply)

I was trying to impress you by attempting to appear professional :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:36, Reply)

well, frankly I'm upset.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:03, Reply)

some cunt puts a beach in Oxford every summer.
And by cunt I mean Max Mason, local tit, minor tv celebrity (his words, not mine) and restauranteur. Also a bit of a arse.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:25, Reply)

Yeah they've stuck one in the city centre here a couple of times

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:29, Reply)

I bet you took the kids.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:32, Reply)

Maybe he dropped them off

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:34, Reply)

God, no.
I don't visit the city centre often
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:34, Reply)

depends how much you like beach huts.
Having no frame of reference those prices might be an absolute bargain.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:23, Reply)

True.
But if you say it's just a shed by a large sand pit a big pond and thousands of neighbours using the area, it does seem expensive.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:29, Reply)

I'll give you 30 grand for it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:30, Reply)

yeah, but I can get changed in to my oversized hawaii shorts in private.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:32, Reply)

I find that by going into he british sea prior to getting changed
ensures that my genitals are so far retracted into my lower half that I can get changed without worrying that someone will see my tinkle
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:48, Reply)

110000 for a beach chalet in St Ives that sleeps 4 seems like a bargain
until it catches fire or washes away.
( Peej, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:36, Reply)

st ives is pretty though
i got to see my friend's big burly dad squeal like a little girl when the seagulls nicked his chips
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:52, Reply)

Is that the gay one who put a handbrake up his arse?

( Muns, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:02, Reply)

no
this one was more subtle in his mincing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:07, Reply)

Did you ever tell your mate that her dad is a chutney?

( Muns, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:09, Reply)

no
he died just before i met her, so i kind of thought it might be a little bit on the insensitive side, you know?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:10, Reply)

It's all about the base, about the base about the base.
Or perhaps more accurately - the square footage of estate upon which it's located.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:38, Reply)

Yeh but then how many records would she have sold?

( Peej, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:44, Reply)

37 (including downloads)

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:48, Reply)

we've got a beach hut in Narbonne-Plage
It didn't cost that much and it's generally warm enough to swim in the sea and that. So ... dunno. Mebbe.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:45, Reply)

Narbonne-Plage
does sound like some sort of African disease though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:47, Reply)

someone i work with is flogging weeks at his holiday home in france
it's next to and underneath a chateau and looks amazing, all the downstairs rooms are in caves, whilst the upper rooms overlook the chateau and the village. it's beautifully done. but i've just never fancied france since the school trips we had there. it seems like going on holiday to kent but with more shrugging.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:51, Reply)

France is all about good food.
You'd hate it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:08, Reply)

god, when i arrived for the french exchange, the mother had been out and bought tonnes of bacon and egg and earl grey
they didn't really believe i was english when i looked up the french for "fucking disgusting, chuck it in the bin."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)

beach hut shed
( Muns, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:51, Reply)

pretty much
it's a big shed on a sand dune
It's got a water supply and electrics (which will collapse if anybody attempts to boil a kettle or if there's a stiff breeze because French Electric Supply)
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)

Terrorists shot up a french magazine office
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30710883?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:47, Reply)

The french terrorists are really going for it, aren't they?

( Muns, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:50, Reply)

I'm slightly impressed that within an hour the president is there.
Wouldn't happen in many other countries.
( Peej, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:52, Reply)

Yep, I don't see that happening here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:53, Reply)

I would think that here was a little beyond the French president's remit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:54, Reply)

Isnt that a cheese

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)

French president's rennet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:17, Reply)

But if he is coming over, do you think he'd get me some baccy and wine in one of those hypermarkets?
I can give him the cash when he gets here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:56, Reply)

Any shit like that happens over the next five months, every political leader will be there.
They'll go back to not giving a fuck after the election.
( Muns, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)

"National Security"
Which is bollocks really. If someone shot David Cameron the nation wouldn't suffer, they'd just replace him.
( Peej, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)

They wouldnt need to
he is the first in a line of "westworld" style androids, they would simple patch him up and reboot
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:55, Reply)

they hate Hollande even more than we hate Cameron.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:56, Reply)

I hate you more than Hollande and Cameron combined.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:06, Reply)

Even with their 1p sale?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:17, Reply)

I hate you more than Holland & Barratt.
BOOM! SATIRE!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)

You are the Gordon Brown of /OT.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)

If only he were the John Smith of OT

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)

Hey now look here
Cameron has already tweeted to say that terrorism is bad, so he has defo done his bit.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:54, Reply)

I was thinking more of America TBH
I can't imagine the secret service letting Obama anywhere near the place
( Peej, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:59, Reply)

unless there was a bombing in a field of watermelons.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:02, Reply)

3dgy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:03, Reply)

it's how I roll.
deal with it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:04, Reply)

have you finally lost the other foot and got wheels?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:05, Reply)

Stunned and the Wheelies!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:07, Reply)

*signs in*
*clicks dis*
*signs out*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:08, Reply)

hahahaha.
It's like Starlight Express around here at the moment.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)

Really camp?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)

inexplicably popular?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)

Written by a toad-like rich man who somehow manages to shag pretty girls?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:28, Reply)

his best feature is that he's slightly less revolting than most withered old billionaires

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:30, Reply)

And if you fuck him you'll probably be a lead in a play for a few years.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:32, Reply)

oh boy! I've always wanted to play The Dane

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:33, Reply)

shut up, you cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)

To be fair
it's a rubbish magazine
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:13, Reply)

it's alright
it's basically a low brow Private Eye
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)

Zackly, see? "Low brow"
"Low brow"

For thick people, not like me, who is very clever, and can spell polysyllables and everything.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:24, Reply)

it's got cartoons so you don't even need to read the short words

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:25, Reply)

Maximising their market share and pushing forward into a wider audience.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:28, Reply)

and pissing off fundamentalist islamists

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:28, Reply)

This is my favourite bit of reporting so far this millenia:
"Police have warned French media to be on alert and pay attention to security following the attack."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:23, Reply)

Poncy fucking sea-sheds

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)

seashed is a much better name than beachhut
you should work in-

oh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah but the thing is I don't do that anymore, not really anyway
Alright gilligan? How was your island?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)

oh man
what do you do now?

the island was fucking unbelievable. being back is.................................................... sucky.

how did the mini apes enjoy christmas?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:11, Reply)

I'm in the public manipulation business
loved it, well older one did, the little'un just rolled around being fat and cute
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:15, Reply)

my mate had a poncy lake-shed on Windermere
I reckon that's the most expensive shed I've ever painted
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:16, Reply)