Hello sexy internetters
I'll probably avoid meeting any of you cause I doubt I could hide my disappointment. When were you last disappointed?

Alt: Best pasta dish?

Altalt: Best chatup line?

Altaltalt: Gay whiskey chat
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:17, 67 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Disappointed everyday, MS. Everyday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:18, Reply)

ERR'YDAY I'M MULTIPLE SCLEROSISING

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:20, Reply)

Why would a studmuffin such as yourself ever have cause to be disappointed?

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:20, Reply)

Good point.
I should cheer the fuck up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:27, Reply)

when you stomped on my first whisky chat
Granted it wouldn't have lasted long.
alt. Im a fan of spaghetti bolognese. Oldie but a goodie. Bill Oddie
altalt. your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:20, Reply)

Spag Bol is fucking ace, although I do love a good lasagne + caesar salad combo

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:23, Reply)

bourbon isn't whisky, it's bourbon
Different ingredients and a different production method.

Welcs
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:57, Reply)

^^ this

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:02, Reply)

well I don't know do I? :(
I only started drinking actual whisky last year in that case.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:02, Reply)

When I just logged onto beethreeteeaydotcom to see if there was a new thread up

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:20, Reply)

I think you need a good slapping to put you in your place

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:22, Reply)

I don't think much of this as a chat up line

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:25, Reply)

You'd be surprised

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:31, Reply)

Things just got kinky

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:26, Reply)

Take it back now y'all
One foot this time
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)

Terrible bullying of stunned poster

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:39, Reply)

Alt: Linguine alla carbonara di salsiccia.
Altalt: Do you want to go halves on a bastard?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:27, Reply)

This morning when I remembered to check my premium bond numbers and found I hadn't won anything again.
Alt: probably a bowl.
Altalt: fuck off you fat psycho cunt
Alt³ dunno
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:29, Reply)

Last time I got a blowjob.
Alt: one I make mayself with pork and spicy tomato and loads of cheese

AltAlt: I've got a knife/Lets not turn this rape into a murder

AltAltAlt: I drank a bottle of Grappa last night, I still feel rough.
( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:30, Reply)

altalt: ^mine

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:37, Reply)

If you're married Peej you should maybe just be grateful for a BJ in the 1st place
Assuming it was from the Mrs of course...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:58, Reply)

he should have let me take my teeth out

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:59, Reply)

It's only polite

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)

altaltalt. TOO LATE!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:32, Reply)

This is the best pasta dish I make.
It's one of my goto recipes.
www.lovelyrecipes.com/recipe.php?recipeid=1953

Altalt: There are no good chat up lines, the rules are
1: Be attractive
2: don't be unattractive
3: Don't be an autism
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:42, Reply)

bindun

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:47, Reply)

What's bindun?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:51, Reply)

your recipe

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:54, Reply)

It's fairly common, I first read it in the River Cafe cook book, but it's been in a Nigella and a Jamie oliver book I think.
Worth a try though, very rich.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:56, Reply)

half a nutmeg seems excessive
and a third of a bottle of wine sounds like Delia Smith level misery
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:58, Reply)

Depends how strong the sausages are, I think the nutmeg part of the recipe should just say "to taste"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:59, Reply)

also as well ... all recipes with nutmeg implicitly include a bit of knuckle flesh or finger nail
savoury goodness
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:01, Reply)

have a good sift. watch out for the dirty fingernail.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:13, Reply)

"simmer gently until you have a thick sauce about 4560 minutes. "
That's a little over 3 days. Bit too much effort for me, no offence.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)

When my alarm went off this morning.
Does lasagne count as a pasta dish? Cos if it does, that. A corner piece, preferably.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:49, Reply)

goatworrier turned out to be quite a lovely bloke
that was a bit of an internet let down
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 14:56, Reply)

I was disappointed at waking at 5:30am today
Alt:
Heinz Ravioli

AltAlt:
Fancy a fuck? No? Do you mind laying down while I have one then?

AltAltAlt:
Whiskey is for chutters
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:03, Reply)

We're all excellent company and hearty bon vivants
alt: Pizza.
altalt: Would you like a drink? Good, could you get me a pint while you're at the bar?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:05, Reply)

when meatsnake refused to become beansnake on here
or even the mildly more amusing fishsnake

alt: pasta with roasted veg (preferably red onions, mushrooms, courgettes), blue cheese and fresh chilli.

alt: pasta with feta cheese and black pepper.

altalt: my mate once snogged a guy who showed her some sick at a party. i repeat, he showed her where someone had been sick, then said, "you're fit," and she snogged him.

altaltalt: mountgay rum trumps all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)

^none of this is amusing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)

you're not reading it properly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:13, Reply)

pffft

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:19, Reply)

pardon you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)

altalt. Good work. it wasn't him that was sick, right?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:18, Reply)

no
it was some teenage german that my friend was banging at the time.

can't hold their melon vodka, the germans, as it turned out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)

Oh good

( Peej, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:33, Reply)

I love Mountgay rum

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:35, Reply)

When I woke up this morning and realised I'm still not a billionaire
alt: lasagna, even the roasted veg version is nom and there aren't many foods that you can say that about.

altalt:how YOU doin'

alt3: not sure any malt whisky is inherently gay, bourbon might be though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:35, Reply)

I'm doin fine baby

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:38, Reply)

I think vegetable lasagna is often nicer.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:44, Reply)

I diasgree, quite a bt

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:46, Reply)

Cool.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:48, Reply)

How did you come by the name PsychoChomp anyway?

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:50, Reply)

combination of two university nicknames.
Psycho, because I did psychology and there were two other people who had the same name as me in the group. Chomp as an obscure fast show reference because one of those people who shares my name forgot my name while stoned and called me chomp.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:52, Reply)

Okay, forget I asked

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:54, Reply)

Sure thing

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:54, Reply)

You were at uni with two other people who shared your name?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:55, Reply)

Different spellings.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:56, Reply)

Even so, I'm surprised it was that common.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:58, Reply)

Ah like Tori and Aaron

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:58, Reply)

I prefer the meat version
but one made with roasted veg is also quite the tasty nom.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 15:48, Reply)

New thread

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 16:13, Reply)