Afternoon thread, holiday plans? Going anywhere interesting?
We're looking at a drive around France the end of next month, any ideas on where to visit? Be over a fortnight, staying at bed and breakfasts, so will have to do some sort of itinerary.
Alt, budgie news, we're keeping the baby, he's too cute to give away. What cute shit have you seen recently
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 14:37, 62 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

thailand for 17 nights on 18/03!!!!!!
can't fucken wait.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:01, Reply)

Whereabouts in Thailand?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:08, Reply)

Wherever the ladyboys are cheapest.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:09, Reply)

obvs

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)

koh lanta on the Andaman Sea

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)

I wish daughter was a bit older so we could go farther afield. Leaving her on her own for two weeks got us into all sorts of shit the last time :((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:14, Reply)

you doctors, holidays and daughters. tsk

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:19, Reply)

we only went and had dinner and get pissed for 7 hours!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)

As from first of Feb, my licence runs out, so I will officially be a non-doc. Need any 'scripts writing?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:24, Reply)

A new series of 'Allo 'Allo would be great. Thanks.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:58, Reply)

I bet the French lol at the old series.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:06, Reply)

I wish your daughter was a bit older too

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:36, Reply)

I quite like her the way she is.

(Good evening Good evening, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:42, Reply)

billy joel fucks kids

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:51, Reply)

Yes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:09, Reply)

oui
Alt: a picture of some hoglets xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:14, Reply)

piglings

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:59, Reply)

I think he means baby hedgehogs

(Good evening Good evening, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:01, Reply)

babies, eh?
Cor!
(Good evening Good evening, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:02, Reply)

like that's even a real thing and not something made up by the internet

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:04, Reply)

Afternoon plans involve watching West Ham fail to beat a much lesser* team.
Holiday plans for this year have fallen through, but I have a wedding to go to in Glasgow in April, which should be fun.



*fewer
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:15, Reply)

It's all Brizz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:27, Reply)

They're certainly not showing themselves up.
It's not the routing everyone was expecting.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:28, Reply)

Brizz didn't deserve that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:39, Reply)

Jeff won't be happy.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:41, Reply)

no.
Brizz have been the better side. by some way.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:42, Reply)

I've just caught bits of it, they looked good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:44, Reply)

Ah, well.
They put up a good fight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:52, Reply)

They gave a 110%

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:00, Reply)

going to Turkey to fight mussies, then Egypt and possibly Colombia.
Alt. Meep from American Horror Story
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:27, Reply)

The Massif central is nice and not full of tourists.
On a clear night you get to see the milky way in the countryside.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:37, Reply)

shock news, the milky way is in the French countryside

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:39, Reply)

Not in February you won't.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 15:59, Reply)

You're in France, any ideas where to go?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:01, Reply)

I'm not in France right now. I'm an international man of mystery. On Tuesday I will be in exotic Wakefield.
You could do a food and booze tour - champagne dijon lyon roquefort toulouse bordeaux ... quite a long way around to get everything in though. Weather will still be grim in the north east too.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:10, Reply)

Four year old kid with us, so probably won't be boozing much. Don't know whether to include the dog yet.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:13, Reply)

In which case I refer you to my subsequent answer.
Unless you're worried the child or dog will lob themselves into the canal.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)

Or you could stick to the south and go along the canal du midi - atlantic to med - lots of good food and pretty stuff along there and you can get somebody else to do the actual 'driving'.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)

The wife is one of the strange people who enjoys driving, that's no problem.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:17, Reply)

People who say they enjoy driving usually secretly mean they don't trust your driving.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 17:48, Reply)

I wanna take the kids to africa-ca-ca but the littlest is probably too young to appreciate or remember it.
And they'll probably get dengue fever and die or summat.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:00, Reply)

you could afford to lose one probably.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:07, Reply)

Tend to do a lot of fucking on African holidays too ... the sun goes down at six. We could just make a replacement.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:11, Reply)

there we go. sorted. TO AFRICA!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:15, Reply)

YES!
Although the eldest's friend's Nigerian granny has persuaded her that if you go anywhere in Africa except Nigeria then you'll die pretty much immediately of dirty water AIDS. She is massively racist.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:18, Reply)

just go to one of those nice African white colonies behind gates.
My old boss has proper servants in a mansion in the Gambia
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:29, Reply)

Chicken George and Kizzy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)

I dint know the reference I'm afraid

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)

Roots, telly film and book. Slaves.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:49, Reply)

Be careful, thee's a lot of bum aids there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:18, Reply)

alright,
Looks like we're either doing a fortnight sailing in Greece or 10 days driving around Italy. I want to go for the sailing, but can't afford just the 2 of us so got to persuade some friends to come, or hope brothers new girlfriend seems serious enough to take them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:05, Reply)

Back from the football, now making plans to go to the pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 17:08, Reply)

Bummer result :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 17:12, Reply)

I wouldn't mind going to Iceland, but need to do some more research on the place
My evening plans are to have a few more pints then chuck the last of the ingredients into the lamb tagine that is simmering away in the slow cooker.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 17:10, Reply)

You should go to lidl instead ahahaha

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 17:10, Reply)

Isn't that where they film LazyTown?
Hubba Hubba!!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 17:39, Reply)