This is advice from somebody
But if anybody would like to send stupid texts to a bitch, then IM me for the name and number.

I really am on my last nerve
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)

WOW!
GET THE INTERNET TO DO YOUR TEXT BULLYING!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

I take it back.
People who ask other people to do their text threats are even shitter than internet threateners.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)

I reply
come down my fucking phone line then bitch..
( Super piat I am the owl, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

I'm terribly sorry..
..my comprehension of written Idiot is a little weak, can someone translate this?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)

He said your hair smells of cat and your eyes barely line up

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

He replies to people threatening via phone,
"come down my fucking phone line then, bitch."
( MONO!, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

It was more about the internet but close...
...
( Super piat I am the owl, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)

It says:
"I have poor writing skills and anger management problems. I require your pity, but do not deserve it."
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

I don't have anger issues...
Most people do on the net, thats why I get threaterned, then I say that line...
( Super piat I am the owl, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

I like this answer the best.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)

:(
it's like you don't hate me any more.
( scott,, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

On an unrelated note, I'm quite tempted to IM Sammi for this girl's number and text her saying 'Sammi's calling you nasty names on the internet'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

Alternatively
ask her for sammis number and post it here.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

i get the feeling she knows that already
and probably finds it immensely amusing.
i would.
( scott,, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

She doesn't know I have the internet
She just thinks she can't get a vigin account to this house because the landlord hasn't paid his bill. I'm NOT sharing my bandwidth with THAT
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)

violent AND mean.
disgraceful.
and i was going to let you move into the spare room of my lovely harbourside apartment...
( scott,, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

Pffft
Bindun...
( Super piat I am the owl, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

Good ;)
Please say I'm plannin her death with 2000 strangers
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)

You're not very clever are you?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

Who cares, just so long as he / she gets their bottom out?
/ac
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)

hahaha
yes!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)

shut up or I'll come round there and stick my willy up your bum.

( MONO!, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)

You do that and i'll send you a text message.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

Oooo lovely.

( MONO!, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

fantastic advice

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

I think that will make things worse , as she will know its to do with you
even if she cant prove it , she can still react to it
( Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

I need an excuse to whack her
If she tries to throw the first one, WINNAR!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)

Indeed
while its probably better not to do that.

But if she hits you then fucking have her
( Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)

let's face it
she would kick your arse.
( scott,, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

She's a Pompey chav
I've lamped her before
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)

lovely.
So you're the cunt then? WELL DONE.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)

I lamped her for stealing £100

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

You're still a massive slack fanny bushpig though

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

Well the least you could do is put your fanny juice in the milk then.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

sounds like the real problem in this household is you.

( scott,, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

*snogs*
did that help?
( MONO!, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

Can't you just fucking lamp her?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

No
I'd get kicked out. But like I said, if she throws the first one, I win.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)

Has she got any pets?
Maybe it could be involved in an 'accident'.

Or is that a bit petty? Get it? PETty?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:29, archived)

Why on earth would I want to help you to harrass someone?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

If you do beat her up, do it spinelessly.
Fronting her up first is for people who have something to prove.
Surreptitiously follow her out with a group of people and batter the fuck out of her without giving her the chance to see or hear who is doing it. It's not about proving anything, it's about breaking her fucking legs.
(scallions, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)

and don't forget to video it on your mobile, post it on youtube, and tell us the URL!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

With proving something beatings, there is a chance of getting hit or into trouble.
If you want to hurt someone, don't let them know it was you. Or provide any opportunity to retaliate.
(scallions, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

That wouldnt satisfy me

( Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

I was taking the piss
you bald nonce.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

I thought I was too.
But it's starting to sound like fun.
(scallions, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

I'm going to destroy this campaign you love.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)

There aren't brackets curly enough to do the necessary :(

(scallions, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)

sometimes , i fear you



it turns me on more
( Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

You don't want to be shy about using "aids" either.
A good set of brass knuckles and steel toecaps never did anyone any harm.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

good set of brass knuckles and steel toecaps syringe full of infected blood
( MONO!, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

it's an epidemic

( spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)

good set of brass knuckles and steel toecaps handful of dirty needles
( spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

SPACEFISH AND MONO SITTING IN A TREE
M.I. END PISS I.N.G.
(scallions, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)

Touch my van!

( MONO!, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)

I smell a piss covered brain.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)

good set of brass knuckles and steel toecaps lovely fluffy puppy and a chocolate cake with her name on it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)

andbaked into
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

Fancy joining in?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

Yes.
And I don't even care if she is a bad person or not. Which is not a good sign. I might go get some sleep now.
(scallions, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)

I know I've been lauding the campaign for niceness and everything
but get to fuck. That's not on.
( Newington, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)

and not to mention
www.b3ta.com/talk/3776833
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)