HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7398041.stm

Serves the dozy fucker right!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

Yes, life-lasting injuries are just HILARIOUS.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

If you're going to do THAT
Then it's your own fucking fault! The police tell you 'no diving'. It's posted ALL over the pier!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

It's still not very funny, though, is it?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

are you new here?
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

WHAT?
You Smell
( Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

I was being silly
I also think it is particularly horrible and ouchy...sorry Sammi
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

I'm a member of the Old School.
I should really be making the rules.
First rule. Everyone must tell Vladimir that he smells.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

pffft
lurktastic
( WormuIus, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

You smell.

( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

*bark*
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

you smell

( Damion International - now taking orders., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

You smell.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

YES! DISCIPLES!
YES! YES! AND AGAIN, YES!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

Don't get too excited.
You smell too.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

I know.
:(
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

Smell you.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

I'm pretty sure your odour is unpleasant
however it may just be an odour, either way, it is strong enough for me to mention it.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

You're too nice ;)
afternoon.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

good afternoon.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

You smell
and your mum's a whore.

/personal touch blog
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

we'll have less of that creativity, please. Stick to the Rnuk-rules.
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

More insolence.
You shall be horsewhipped, just as soon as I've constructed a brig of some kind.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

*puts down handsaw*
S'ready.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

Sweet.
You are now GrandmaOfShoes The Carpenter. You will be in charge of building things of GREAT MAGNITUDE AND VENGEANCE.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

*builds proletarian-launcher*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

:-D
Oh no!
*checks naval employment contract for employee rights*
*realises there aren't any*
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

Good work.
You shall be my second in command. I shall call you The Number 2.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

I smell.
_you
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

How does he smell?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

However I tell him to smell.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

well come on then!
of what do you wish me to smell?
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

As your number two,
may I suggest the aroma of baked on sweat and poop-poop?
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

isn't that one of the ship's decks?
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

not in this case,
poopy knickers.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

Damn.
I've been turned into the Baldrick of /talk.
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

like the time you had drugs in your house and the police came round?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

Weren't my drugs
Wasn't my room.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

SUE THEM, SUE THEM ALL

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

FUCKING HARRASMENT IS WHAT IT IS
FUCKING CUNTS WHY AREN'T THEY CHASING PEOPLE WHO BREAK THE LAW?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

like people who assault other people

( Damion International - now taking orders., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

One Sue to Sue Them All.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

but you do smoke the stuff, yes?
so are you now saying you don't "put 5 on it"...

oh dear
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

Wow!
Me and my homies are awed.

Come round to our yard and hang with us
( WormuIus, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

Can I come?

( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

thats a leading question..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

are you a true G with a heart of ice
who prays under street lights?
( WormuIus, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

HAve you been laughing and blasting so long, that even your mamma thinks your mind is gone?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

Well, one could say that these apply, yes.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

Amish Paradise is far better... foo'

(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

I still don't see how that makes it HAHAHAHAHAHA material.
Are you sadistic, or just brainless?
( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

I'm going for a teensy bit from column A and a shitload from column B.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

*click*

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

and your number to aim for is... 479

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

I haven't read the news report... but I'm sure this will not end well

(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

piers never do
*sells you some candyfloss*
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

my name is Piers
and i was completely confused by this post for all of 5 seconds.
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

I need a hero, i'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night, and he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
I downloaded the discriography of some lady called Frou Frou.

I'm very much enjoying it, except this cover.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

The band is called frou frou, you nonce
the lady is called Imogen Heap, and it is her band.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

Ohhh, they're very good.
YOU STILL UP FOR THAT FAAKIN' CURRY ON FRIDAY?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

I AM.
I WAS HERE FIRST.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

* Fives *

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

PROBABLY
HOORAH
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

Huzzah !
I have a prezzy for you =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

NOWAI

( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

Also, I didn't read the artical properly, but I don't like the idea of someone bieng hurt that baddly, even if it's their fault.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

No, he is a twat
But not something to laugh at.

Btw, cats are better than dogs :)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

You're so wrong, you couldn't be more wrong, even if you were the queen of wrongness in wrongilvania, on the wrong side of the streets, on the 8th day of the 6th week of the 13th month. *
Dogs are awsome because you can go and walk with them on long walks and they can run through fields and stuff.

Case In Point: www.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/2481041174/in/photostream/

* But I still love you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

If you say so
Cats are better for snuggling though.

I still love you too.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

It's like comparing apples and oranges,
so the saying goes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

That's not true though
everyone knows oranges are worse than apples. The citrus sluts.
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

total wrong.
Citrus fruits win.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

You couldn't be more wrong
if you'd just pushed Ghandi backwards through a woodchipper.
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

hmm...
that analogy didn't really work very well, did it?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

not in the slightest
but then we're debating the relative merits of two types of fruit. I don't think it matters, does it?

the important thing is that a potentially crippling injury some some chap who was, at worst, a fuckwit, is OMGLOLROLFCOPTER. arf.
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:30, archived)

Wow.
Ladies and gentlemen, the anti-pander.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

Wow, it's a laugh a minute with you, innit?
Remind me next time at the lolcomedy to break your ankle. Oh how we'll laugh!
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

link to your sig please
;)
( WormuIus, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK
not safe for anybody really.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

Oh god, I don't even think mind bleach would get rid of that image
Aaah
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

dammit
now I want to click, but I'm at work. I shouldn't.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

fucking THIS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

No you don't
Trust me. It is a video of exactly what his sig says. *burns eyes*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

Correct.
You shouldn't.

It's... yeah. Eurgh.

Oh, can you gaz me cr3's mobile no.? I seem to have lost it :( IT'S OKAY EVERYONE DAMION TO THE RESCUE
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

I will check later

( WormuIus, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

Blimey.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

OH MY DEAR LORD
I've just clicked on all the links, oh dear lord.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

hahahaha
OH GOD
*click*
OH DEAR GOD
*click*
OH MY GOD
*click*
FUCK ME
*click*
OH SWEET JESUS
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

ho ho ho
People's pain mkaes me feel better about being shit

No wait, that's you
( WormuIus, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

This seems like sad news.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

Twat

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

Yes he DESERVED to be crippled for life.
What did he do? Stamp on kittens?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

Did he?
THE BASTARD.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

If you're going to blatantly ignore signs
Signs that are EVERYWHERE and go into water that is blatantly about 2m deep, ignore people on the news, and just be a total twat endangering other people, then yes!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

You're a fucking idiot Sammi.
An absolute fucking idiot.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

Yes, I'm an idiot
Because I have an OPINION.

Also, have you been on the pier in question? www.pinballnews.com/sites/southsea2/pier.jpg

It's hardly running deep into the sea!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

I think it's more an issue with the quality than the quantity.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

No you're an idiot for about a million other reasons.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

You're not an idiot because you have an opinion.
You're an idiot because your opinion is idiotic, see?
( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

It's more the opinions that you have,
rather than the fact that you have any.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

as much as he has no-one but himself to blame,
"deserve" doesn't come into it. It's an entirely duff concept.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

How on earth was he endangering other people?

( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

there might have been someone else
lying on the bottom of the sea.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

HE WAS CARRYING A SACK FILLED WITH ORPHANS.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

that doesn't make it FUNNY

( Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

I have to say
I am a bit surprised by your attitude.

Bad day?
( WormuIus, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

Actually, yes, a little bit
I normally play devil's advocate in most situations, but my cousin saw somebody tombstone, about a metre away from them in Spain, and break nearly every bone in their body. Poor lass was in shock for ages after that.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

Shouldn't she have been wetting her pants with laughter?

( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

I thought this

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

so why did you find this story funny?

( Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

Because that was his own fault
As opposed to being nearly fallen on
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

Ayrton Senna's death must be in your top ten comedy moments then, right?
Or how about that time Simon Weston deliberately joined the Army and got on that ship and was burnt. What a nob, eh?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

Not doubled up laughing, then?
How queer.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

Diddums.
Whatever allegedly happened to your cousin, doesn't make this poor bloke's injuries either funny or deserved.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

It was a Darwin Award awaiting to happen!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
People suffering life threatening injuries because of a silly mistake is hysterical.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

MISTAKE?
A mistake is choosing the wrong career option, or saying something totally wrong, not jumping off a pier into shallow water to see what would happen!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

That's a mistake too.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

So, if what Wicca is saying is right about sympathy
If somebody got drunk and wrapped their car round a tree, killing your brother and sister, would they deserve sympathy too?

Of course they wouldn't, you'd be furious.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

That analogy doesn't even work.
You should probably just accept one of these two options:
1) You've said something very silly in this thread, and you're going to learn from it and not do it again.
2) You're a horrible, uncaring little monster who would have no qualms about laughing out loud in a burns unit.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

Pft
I care about people a lot, and I'm very sympathetic to those who deserve it. But I have a line of morals that if you're stupid enough to do stuff like that, then it's your fault.

Also, the analogy does work. She said the person made a mistake and deserves sympathy.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

people don't get sympathy for mistakes,
they get sympathy for horrific injuries.
Cretin.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

I think that would also be very much a sad story,
and not in the least bit funny, even if followed by another story of a drunk person crashing into a tree and only killing themselves.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:38, archived)

What a terrible thing to happen to your cousin!

( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

The man wasn't thrown off the cliff, was he?
Nor was that man thrown from the pier. It's their fault.

It's blatant disregard for anybody, let alone themselves!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

Nobody is doubting that.
The issue is with whether it is funny or not.

It isn't.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

he was Hitler's life-coach

( WormuIus, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

I am really sorry but I don't find it funny in anyway what so ever
actually I am not sorry that I don't find it funny.
( Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

HAHA DEVASTATING INJURIES TO OTHER PEOPLE

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR HIS YOUTHFUL EXUBERANCE.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

Hmm
Thats a bit harsh, i seem to remember you getting a lot of support from this board when bud took the mick out of your disability... seems you should have the same respect for others


/Speaketh the truth
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

That was a very wise statement
Feeling ok?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

I must be coming down with something

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

It's ok
I'll phone Cornhill for you.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

You're like Buddha, you are.
Only fatter, and less ethnic.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

Let's all stay calm and not do anything daft here.
Where are you holding Mykey and what your demands for his release?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

*guilty lol*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

PIES

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

Heh, "Demands for release?"
Lets not be too hasty now. We don't need to know them.
( FoldsFive, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

And how can we avoid meeting them?

( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

*stunned agreement*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

*applauds*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

Quick! Everyone click i like this
Ive said something right for once!

Hurrah!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

Aye, and if that lad had been mugged/born disabled/anything else
Apart from WILLINGLY jumping off a cliff into SHALLOW waters, then I may have had an ounce of sympathy!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

*hands Sammi a spade*
Here, dig faster. This is funny.

The world is full of people who are disabled because they did something a bit daft, full of people who if they could do things over again, would probably not take the risk that landed them in a wheelchair for the rest of their lives.

That doesn't make their disabilities funny. It doesn't make them deserved. It makes them tragic and YES they deserve our sympathy.

You sound like a fuckwit.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

Pfffffft!
I actually laughed at that!

I may sound like a fuckwit to you, and you have used those words before when I have a different opinion to yourself, The All-Knowing, but so what? I don't jump off things for fun!

Time and money were wasted on that idiot, and many other idiots that are doing the same! He isn't the first person to do it!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

You have still yet to explain why it is funny and not tragic.
Unless all the comedy is in the unfortunate waste of resources?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

He might have been born a complete fucking idiot.
It does happen, you know.
( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

imagine being born disabled AND a fucking idiot.
That happens too, apparently.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

Wasn't the story about What Bud Said completely made up at a bash?
I don't keep on top of these things.
( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

I want to know what Bud said
Tell me, tell me.
( Lollylegs lite, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

I don't think he did.

( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

It was pasted all over the board, what he said
But i cant say i kept the links
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

:(

( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

Yeah, the silly sod. I bet he won't be doing that again, eh? Eh?!
Everybody who fails to obey every instruction they ever read deserves to be crippled for life.
( FoldsFive, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

BEND OVER NOW!

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

There's a difference between 'every instruction they ever read'
And 'about sixteen scattered along the pier', COMMON FUCKING SENSE when you look down and plain stupidity.

Have you ever looked down, saw something that'd probably break your legs and thought 'fuck it' and jumped?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

No, but I did laugh at a man in a wheelchair once.
They're hilarious aren't they?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

he probably deserved it
being in the wheelchair...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

karma from a past life.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

He was probably Glen Hoddle.

( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

ha ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

Amazing.
Glen Hoddle believes in karma, it gets him sacked. The Dalai Lama believes in karma, and he's got sympathisers across the world.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

to be fair,
the Dalai Lama didn't say disabled people deserve it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:30, archived)

But that's what karma explicity states.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

it's not what you say,
it's how you say it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

Saying it in Tibetan doesn't change a thing.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

this has got me thinking about reincarnation now.
since there's no apparent causal communication or personality overlap between one's past and present lives, could they all run concurrently? Maybe everyone in the Universe is the same person.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

Oh god, I hope not.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:30, archived)

OMG RULE BREAKING!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

Some rules are there for a reason
Do you put wet fingers in sockets for a laugh?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

only other peoples

(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

No, but even If I did, I'd like to think if I crippled myself for life by doing so
that nobody would take fucking pleasure in the fact.
( FoldsFive, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

What's tombstoning?

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

It's when the Undertaker picks up Hulk Hogan by his ankles and bashes his head onto the floor.

( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

jumping from a pier, cliff, harbour, high place etc
in to deep water, the idea is to stay standing upright until you hit the water

or this; www.b3ta.com/talk/4904311
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

I see.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

see also
pretty much the last bit of Blue Juice.
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:24, archived)