moose pens

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:46, archived)

With integral hoof grips?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:48, archived)

maybe.
or maybe differential ones.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:01, archived)

the secret door in my office just has toilet paper and bleach behind it.
not sure how my company hopes to achieve world domination with that.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:48, archived)

what is behind the toilet paper and bleach?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:51, archived)

Press the third roll from the left, second row down.
I bet the whole shelving unit hinges out toward you
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:52, archived)

ok, i'll let you know how it goes, brb.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:55, archived)

it might be a test like at the end of indiana jones and the last crusade
to gain access you have to pick the correct bottle of bleach and drink it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:00, archived)

bit boring really, no death rays or anything.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:48, archived)

Man! You've been gone for nearly 2 hours. I was starting to get worried.
Unless time stood still when you entered the mystery cupboardworld
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:53, archived)

i was in there for a while, someone locked me in.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:03, archived)

this is getting saucy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:05, archived)

it's ok, i got out.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:08, archived)

We just had a power cut
clearly the electricity was being diverted to the ion cannon behind the staff volcano
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:12, archived)

y'know, my office is built on a big hill overlooking cardiff.
perfect position for laughing as you watch senseless destruction.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:17, archived)

And then, disgusted with humanity in general you decide to use the weapon AMIRITE???

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:20, archived)

as it turns out, the real evil is man.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)

and your robot body destroys its self and your brain housed within it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:33, archived)

Down with this lesbian propaganda

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:33, archived)

AMIR MARM
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:32, archived)

A whole city, smothered under waves of treacle-like salty goodness :(
Who would have thought the old man to have had so much spunk in him?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:35, archived)

For stag spirograph

( Theoban What of it, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:05, archived)

Yak caligraphy

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)

Deer doodles

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:59, archived)

Doe-dles (doodles)

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:16, archived)

You have to keep 'em somewhere

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:13, archived)

This sounds like it should be a catchphrase from a shit sitcom.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:23, archived)

nah it's more like Pokemon,
but more shit. "Junkamon. Gotta keep 'em somewhere."
It's like a sort of collectable top trumps, but the theme is the sort of things your dad keeps in the loft.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:35, archived)

hardcore dutch porn?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:40, archived)

For sure!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:42, archived)

ok the sort of thing MY dad keeps in the loft.
or rather, the garage, in his case. Old lawn mowers, broken garden furniture, useless carpet offcuts, a dismantled pianola. The loft is as bad mind you, but despite it being full the only specific thing I can think of that's in there is the stack of about a dozen or so Amstrad PenPads that he got in a moment of Delboyesque impulse buying insanity.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:47, archived)

all of those could be used in the filming of hardcore dutch porn

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:06, archived)

The Amstrad Penpads especially.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:09, archived)

^AaAaAaaaArrRdv^AAaaAaaAa_RRrrrRRk^!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!!!
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:48, archived)

Totally put that in the wrong place

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:49, archived)

That's what your mum said.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:31, archived)

antlerstapler

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:44, archived)

moose penis, more like

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:10, archived)

haha, you totally went there.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:11, archived)

he totally did too...
I have proof
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(likeajackhammer, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:12, archived)

Not for the first, time: I have no idea what is going on.

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:35, archived)

do a flounce.
they're always fun for everyone else.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:36, archived)

MOOSE PENS

( Theoban What of it, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)