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Alright?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 15:10, archived)
rnuk!!!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 15:16, archived)
yeah, ive really enjoyed baselworld 2015, nothing I would buy but a great time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 16:50, archived)
howdy

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Mar 2015, 17:06, archived)
He plays Crown Green Bowling in a flat-cap and is considered "A good chap," by the over 60's there.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 17:48, archived)
is this a sitcom quiz?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:21, archived)
i remember this game! oh time thy pyramids

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:52, archived)
the last time his friends came round for supper he served up a freekeh salad

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:52, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 19:54, archived)
knock off fonz

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 20:23, archived)
Please, but, pleeeeease
Can someone do a version of this https://youtu.be/CgHW02YF50s


But with this pic of David's head cut onto the kid twitter.com/LordBaconFries/status/579418929761779712/photo/1

I won't pay you, but I will give you permission to give yourself a Mars Bar *thumbs up*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 2:46, archived)
obvz
it would need sound, somehow? meh
(I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 4:03, archived)
happy to oblige
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGaRQIGYG4
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 4:07, archived)
No
Mars Bar for you!
(I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 5:59, archived)
gaz mongychops
he's good with stuff like this
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 7:53, archived)
bit early for me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 8:21, archived)
Oh go on

(I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 14:13, archived)
JMG come quick Gazza needs some KFC and beer ASAP
twitter.com/gazza8gascoigne
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:17, archived)
G GRAMP

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)
that's my choice of it so far too

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:20, archived)
These are on it too
sp4chan.com/thread/57364490/howay-lads.html
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:22, archived)
Someone call Andy 07624807255

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:22, archived)
I am going to smash u over u

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:23, archived)
Not reading any more, it's too much like facebook

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:29, archived)
+ also a bit icky that we are even reading somebody's sad ongoing public meltdown for entertainment
after all we have talk for that don't we
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:31, archived)
Gimme a minute, I'll think of something to bloobloo about

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:32, archived)
Watching this is the modern day equivalent of going along to a Roman stadium in the hope you'll see Christians ripped apart by lions

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)
sadly, this
I'm just off to get a bag of otters' noses, do you want anything?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:41, archived)
no ta

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)
indeed
if you don't enjoy internet meltdowns then there's very little point in coming here.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:44, archived)
might give andy a ring and try and sort this out

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 16:10, archived)
I wouldn't get involved in a domestic doves, nobody thanks you for it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 16:15, archived)
surely that is Paul Gascoigne Ebooks?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 21:38, archived)
I'm on a train
My nipples are sore.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 12:12, archived)
well start rubbing them, duh

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 12:33, archived)
Today's 'n00b hello' goes out to b3ta user 'littlemissguided'.
Oh man, hahaha, imagine if this became a 'thing', like Wobbly Bloke's vector attempts.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 13:08, archived)
Jesus, don't fucking summon him.
Imagine if him and Ninj got into a bore-off?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Mar 2015, 13:39, archived)
I always found that most of the vectors people did on /board were shit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 13:52, archived)
i think most people googled 'vector in photoshop'
and just used the same style as the tutorial
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
sidestep left, walk forward, pick up the carriage key

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:17, archived)
I'm a little drunk
some stuff happened, it was a laugh, how has your evening been?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 4:57, archived)
I broke my head.

(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 7:39, archived)
I did a beer
Then went to bed at a responsible hour
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 10:32, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:51, archived)
good morning brb

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 1:27, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 1:32, archived)
ayyyyyy

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 1:40, archived)
You just happen to return on your candle day. I appreciate that
Oh the normal barely witty response to my post is "Fuck off, nonce" just asked Amourous Badger who seems to get paid for touching kids
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 2:23, archived)
^upset and fucks kids

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 13:10, archived)
Is it tim to put the bins out already?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 2:18, archived)
Fuck off, nonce

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 2:20, archived)
Oh and then fuck off some more you creepy child molestering Jimmy fix it for Jimmy carr one joke useless cunt horse

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 2:21, archived)
Why aren't I on your infamous list? Is it because you and Albert basically became the same person?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 2:30, archived)
bit needy

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 3:44, archived)
i doubt it because it's saturday, bins should go out on sunday night, you know this.

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 3:47, archived)
AskReddit has lost

(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:08, archived)
Because you asked.
I'm not allowed to post anymore, my filfth is unacceptable.


Here, take my filfth.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:15, archived)
Show me

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:26, archived)
Here

(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:46, archived)
Bit gay mate

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:52, archived)
Nah

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:52, archived)
Chev

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:53, archived)
ron

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 1:22, archived)
Anyone eat tinned tuna here? Was it dolphin friendly?
Yeah that's what I thought
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:08, archived)
ahem

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:07, archived)
You deserve this because you waited until after 12 for candle appreciation day.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:08, archived)

Bigging up because poop
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:09, archived)
it's basic etiquette

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:11, archived)
Christ, nine years though

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:15, archived)
Hooray! Happy candles turdy :)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:09, archived)
Thanks, what a surprise

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:11, archived)
Happy Candles
Whoever the fuck you are,
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:10, archived)
I'm not even sure who I am

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:11, archived)
It's a good place to be,

(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:12, archived)
I missed my 11th b3taday
A BLOO BLOO BLOO BLOO
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:38, archived)
HAPPY 11th B3TADAY MNS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:45, archived)
HAPPY ALMOST 12th B3TADAY BRDSWRD!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:54, archived)
I'm so old :(
but thanks
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 1:07, archived)
HAPPY BELATED B3TADAY MNS XXXXXX
X
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 1:41, archived)
I can post over Steelyeyespanperve.

(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:05, archived)
It's all gone Pete tong up in here
Stu Allen laaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:01, archived)
Shabba

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:56, archived)
New feed tiem

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:52, archived)
You've been feeding enough.perve.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:54, archived)
i'm going to bed.
and in the morning, i shall be sober.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:55, archived)
Bollocks.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:56, archived)
New Fred time.
Hi I'm fred,
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:46, archived)
A big hello to 'tony48738', our newest user.
And when I say newest, of course I mean baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:49, archived)
Abercrombie and
Nah, forget it.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:50, archived)
New thread time.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:46, archived)
alright richyplops

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:51, archived)
ez Chris mate

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:52, archived)
How's ting?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:59, archived)
God this place is slow.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:43, archived)
Maybe if you went away people would post more.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:44, archived)
Highly doubt it.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:45, archived)
I'm in the pub. Everybody is laughing.
Nothing is funny, twats.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:38, archived)
maybe they're laughing at you

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:38, archived)
No
I'm not funny.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:39, archived)
two people fall in love over the plot line, but the comedy comes from the difference, she's a p.e teacher
"sitcom quizeen
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:31, archived)
The Brittas Empire

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:33, archived)
Oh fuck a new threadwank.
I dreamt that I rode a jetski from danger last night,
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:34, archived)
i had one of those nested dreams last night

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:36, archived)
I like you MGT.
You should come and live at Reddit. You'd get realo love there. The love you deserve.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:37, archived)
Reddit is full of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:38, archived)
Ant you a cunt?

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:39, archived)
we're all cunts now.
i blame Thatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:40, archived)
She has united us in our cuntiousness.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:41, archived)
MAY TO DECEMBER

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:41, archived)
Old reference se. Not on metacritic.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:42, archived)

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