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Alright

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:13, archived)
You still considered difficult with respect to younger people?

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:14, archived)
I dunno you could always ask my girlfriend when she finishes at her under 12 dance class

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:19, archived)
You love being a paedo.
(I will never run for parliament)
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:20, archived)
alright spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:37, archived)
Tajor Murd.
I'm listening to,preten Indian music.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:39, archived)
Alright dolphin whisperer

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:52, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:09, archived)
Alright mate

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:52, archived)
I love Reddit.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:21, archived)
I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:23, archived)
Sure?

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:23, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:24, archived)
You've made yourself pretty clear on this topic.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:25, archived)
Solid.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:29, archived)
Oeming

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:41, archived)
I like how this is the top of all at the moment.
i.imgur.com/J8ifrIx.jpg
with "I wish this was real" as a title.

Earthworm Jim was an alright game, but not that good.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:28, archived)
the best thing reddit has ever produced
i.imgur.com/0Y1b8Xv.gifv
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:40, archived)
I just tried to upvote your comment.
Liked instead.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:46, archived)
Daaaaawwwwwww
I saw this earlier in the week as well.
imgur.com/a/0a9UK
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:54, archived)
Hah I like that

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:16, archived)
But imagine if it was a great game.
Imagination, innit?
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:48, archived)
my issue with earthworm jim is that he should be a hermaphrodite, like lady gaga or your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:54, archived)
What, does he have to shout it out?
Can't he just be happy being whoever he/she wants to be?
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:02, archived)
What's been happening over there?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:31, archived)
Everything.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:47, archived)
Everything else.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:56, archived)
It's my Friday night b3ta /talk post
alright peeps, what's shaking?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:26, archived)
breasts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:40, archived)
Micheal J Fox

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:42, archived)
steven?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:45, archived)
Who the fuck is Steven?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:50, archived)
wasn't he behind the green door?
a good friend of billy the fish iirc.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:51, archived)
What's that secret you're keepin?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:52, archived)
maybe it was stephen?
i'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:58, archived)
STEPHEN!

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:49, archived)
dearest b, mate needs some dj mixing soft ware, is tractor still the first choice?
X
M
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:50, archived)
Sweetest M, listening to a mate dj on Traktor as I type this, he digs that shit
I use Serato DJ 'cos it comes free with my mixing thingy, but yeah can't go wrong with Traktor.
always and forever
b xxx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:52, archived)
*unless he can't mix, in which case he needs Virtual DJ and its automix button

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:57, archived)
Evening broadsword, just drinking some prosecco, weekend off now, yaaaaaay
What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:59, archived)
alright turdy, I'm totally using the computer with the copy of windows that I got cheap courtesy of your student email account several years ago
so thanks for that
unless I've got my facts wrong
bit drunk so that could happen
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:01, archived)
ah yeah that was me, wankers deleted my .ac.uk accounts so I can't get cheap stuff any more
what are you drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:06, archived)
Err whatever whisky was on special at Tescos
hold up
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:07, archived)
Aberlour
my mate Christine drinks Prosecco, are you my mate Christine?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:09, archived)
Nah I don't think so, I dont have a fanny, I just checked

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:12, archived)
To be fair, I've never checked that she's got a fanny

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:17, archived)
Has everyone gone out to enjoy the sunshine?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 16:05, archived)

Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 16:39, archived)
glowing maggot

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 19:04, archived)

www.fostersofbirmingham.co.uk/niteglowmaggots
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 19:16, archived)
im in a beer garden, its alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 16:51, archived)
On the way

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 17:55, archived)
Eclipse, what eclipse?!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 17:44, archived)
The fuck is sunshine?
Is that when someone turns up the sky bulb?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 18:27, archived)
FRIDAY BOOZE O'CLOCK Y'ALL

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
Oops.
Bunch of workshy slackers, the lot of you.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 16:08, archived)
work is for losers
you loser
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 16:16, archived)
^ winning

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)
I did it yesterday and my head hurt

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 16:37, archived)
i think my head would hurt too
if i did a Friday booze on a Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 18:25, archived)
I do a Friday boooze
on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday...etc
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 19:18, archived)
what's for lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:07, archived)
What the fuck you asking me for? I am not your carer
you fat retarded lunch obsessed spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:18, archived)
woah, woah, don't ruin the International Day of Happiness

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:20, archived)
i've had it with him, that was totally unprovoked.
ss - please don't reply to me here as I won't be able to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:24, archived)
and he wonders why people put him on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:27, archived)
I was only playing rough ;)

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:28, archived)
salt and BINigar crisps

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:22, archived)
Wassup, bi nigar?
Ha ha, like Jackie Chan in Rush Hour!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:25, archived)
no racism in my threads, thank you
we've already had ablist remarks from spanishfeltch, i can't take any more negativity before lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:28, archived)
I thought you were opposed to comedy racism, shocking scenes here

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:41, archived)
My pro Jackie Chan views outweigh my anti racism views.
Sorry, minorities, Jackie Chan trumps all.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:50, archived)
Tuna baguette type thing from the utterly shit canteen downstairs.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:29, archived)
an old turkey sandwich, the bread had gone hard
sirloin steak for tea tho so it's okay
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:31, archived)
spaghetti carbonara

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:34, archived)
cheesy

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:36, archived)
pasta

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:36, archived)
bake

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:36, archived)
pasta

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)
cheesy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)
pasta

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)
bake

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:38, archived)
pasta

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:39, archived)
cheesy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:38, archived)
pasta

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:39, archived)
bake

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:39, archived)
pasta

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:40, archived)
cheesy

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:40, archived)
pasta

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:52, archived)
I think I've fixed it now spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:11, archived)
sorted.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:15, archived)
I'm not having cheesy pasta bake but I feel I would be spoiling things by saying anything else

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:46, archived)
it's OK this is a very inclusive and non-judgemental forum

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:07, archived)
bake

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:07, archived)
non-judgemental

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:07, archived)
pasta

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:06, archived)

of course now the sun's out isn't it
FUCK YOU CLOUDS
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:08, archived)
pasta
(am I doing this right?)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:20, archived)
brilliant
alright tangledupinblue
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:22, archived)
alright vlad
I hope my name makes you happy today
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:34, archived)
it DOES tangled

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 15:36, archived)
Are the rivers running red with blood, yet?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:17, archived)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:18, archived)
Give me a chance, I'm only halfway through my morning surgery haha

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:19, archived)
Ha ha!
You should get your own sitcom, like Doctor At Large.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:31, archived)
nah, just brown water
don't think it's safe to drink tbh
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:22, archived)
If it's brown, drink it down
If it's black, send it back
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:15, archived)
oh yeah, fair point

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:33, archived)
sensible immigration policy really

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:38, archived)
poo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:25, archived)
its closed season on rivers, since the 15th

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:28, archived)
they will be

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:28, archived)
goat lol

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:28, archived)
no.
don't be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:06, archived)
Well, that's me told.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:51, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)
I going to post my morning response in this thread, instead.
morning
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)
the sun is going out, we're all doomed!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:03, archived)
I'm showing my work colleagues what the solar eclipse looks like (it's cloudy here) by lowering my pants
and exposing the correct amount of butt cheek until my whole cheeks are showing
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)
Science at work
You're doing a good thing, SS Express
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:08, archived)
I haven't seen the sun all morning.
Maybe the world is ending?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:15, archived)
it's getting darker here
will you hold me?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:20, archived)
once upon a time I was falling in love, now it's only love in the dark

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:29, archived)
Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:33, archived)

www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/man-faces-sentence-for-abusing-cockerels-1-6644882
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:06, archived)
horribles désembuage!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:09, archived)
fuck it, I'm going outside

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:09, archived)
it's way too cloudy here :(
shame
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:38, archived)
had a great view from here in cardiff
so yeah, gutted, you might not get the chance to see one again, y'know, before you die
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:41, archived)
I know
Nevermind. I've seen big shadows before. And I've been in near darkness. Man, I've led quite the life.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:43, archived)
Beef and venison stew for tea, so it's not all bad

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:43, archived)
living the dream

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:44, archived)
beef AND venison?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:46, archived)
Yeah, sorry Tangs

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:47, archived)
^ killed and ate Bambi

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:48, archived)
I looked at it and now I can't see properly

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:48, archived)
Does this mean that you don't remember the last one?
I like those lunar eclipses, where the Sun passes in front of the Moon and makes it light at night.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:01, archived)
if you want to see it get dark, you don't have to wait until 2026, you only have to wait until tonight

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:42, archived)
same here, dunno where the sun was even supposed to be

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:44, archived)
in the sky, I think

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:46, archived)
Ooh lad-di-da
look at me with my SKY SUN. Some of us can only afford underground stars, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:48, archived)
I've got a rough idea of where it is, but I'm not 100%
I'm going to check every now and again and see if something's happened
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:46, archived)
Yeah I thought I'd minimise my chances of going blind by just looking at the sun through one eye so now I'm only half blind.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:42, archived)
in the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed 2can is a prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:45, archived)
morninge
EDIT: www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-31963468
2 out of 7. Miserable effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:05, archived)
Morning Two Hats it's good to see you again.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:10, archived)
thank you, it's good to be seen

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
hi
I'm pre-blinding for the eclipse.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)
ah, pre-emptive ocular spoilage
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
Good morning Two Hats, I trust this Friday finds you well.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:16, archived)
So far so good, Meatsnake
My fondest wishes to you and your kin
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:17, archived)
Thank you dear, I'm feeling tip top and am in rude health today.
Rude health, would you believe it?!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:19, archived)
I would've guessed 'satsifactory', maybe even 'excellent'
but rude? Extraordinary.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:22, archived)
Honestly, it was the last thing I was expecting but, indeed, a most welcome surprise.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
rude like bums and willies you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
don't forget boobs
they're unbelieveably rude
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
2 rude 4 me m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:30, archived)
Yes, bums but not willies.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
gosh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:30, archived)
so is there a rudeness scale and bums are lower than willies?
what else is on the scale, what kind of curve does it make?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)

Yes
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:51, archived)
holy cum farts. it's International Day of Happiness!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:21, archived)
I wondered why I was feeling inexplicably cheerful

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:23, archived)
all this talk about eclipses blinded me to the truth
Happy Happy Day Two Hats
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:24, archived)
Happy happy day SS Express
Happy happy day EVERYONE
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:25, archived)
!
youtu.be/y0V4TZAyd8I
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:40, archived)
might stick this on in the conference room at work
then call a meeting about happy day
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)
you'll be the boss by the end of the day
they'll admire your balls and spunk
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:51, archived)
cor, isn't it though?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:25, archived)
thinks I'll save the quiz for a bit later when I get bored

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
3/7, all guesses, didn't even read the questions
#rebel
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
show off

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:33, archived)
maximum disrespect

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:38, archived)
cool
Here are some hints:
4-2 to England
1066
Neil Armstrong
Louis Armstrong
Seth Amrstrong
Sorry, I've forgotten what I was doing
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
thanks, I've copied this onto the back of my hands in biro

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:30, archived)
stretch armstrong
joan armatrading
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)
bon matin, trou du cul

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
don't forget it's kurdish new year tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:37, archived)
when's it going to be wheyish new year, am i right folks?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:40, archived)
hahaha ^ this guy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:42, archived)
bit whey m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)
4/7 for me
just looking up at the sun with inappropriate eye protection, you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:01, archived)
I made a pinhole in a bit of card

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:04, archived)
I was planning on it, but it's so cloudy I'm not sure what I'll see

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)
come up here, no clouds

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:08, archived)
on my way

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)
So yeah, the moon going in front of the sun just proves that Earth is the center of the universe

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 7:09, archived)
Looking at the papers this morning you would think the Martians were landing.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 7:56, archived)
dia chakravarty y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 23:45, archived)
she looks a bit mannish in some pics so n

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 0:07, archived)
i dunno, shes really cute for a paki

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 0:08, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2406218
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 0:19, archived)

Away from broadcasting, Tina loves to dance and spend time with her Siberian Husky MJ
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 0:21, archived)
i just watched the interview with that seth rogen and james franco
it was utter shit and i almost wish we'd all died in a nuclear war instead of having to sit through that film
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:19, archived)
im getting pissed off by people not wearing ties, you've put a suit on you cunts, finish it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:23, archived)
suits and t-shirts, what's that all about eh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:30, archived)
a full matching suit and a t shirt? ? ? you are inspiring cancer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:33, archived)
Awww ive just caught a money spider, I luf em

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:49, archived)
ive lost him :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:52, archived)
wait look there he is

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 23:01, archived)
//\\o//\\

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 23:01, archived)
have you considered defecting to north korea?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:31, archived)
yeah sure, how do i go about doing that?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:35, archived)
maybe you could start by offering to go round and twitch their net curtains?
img.rt.com/files/news/2a/49/80/00/north-korea-embassy-fines.si.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:46, archived)
nah, i just want to shoot something, i think i'll join isis instead

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:50, archived)
yeah don't go that embassy, full of Jews round there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:52, archived)
you turn up and you get on with it

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:51, archived)
here
korea-dpr.com/kfa_travel.html
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 23:26, archived)
I want those 2 hours of my life back
SUPER ERUPTION - A deadly volcanic eruption threatens Yellowstone Park. Worst film ever.
Anyway, how are you? On your way home from work? Making dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:31, archived)
fine thanks, how are you?
i've still not started working, i'm now thinking of fucking the whole day off and drinking gin.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:40, archived)
not working yet? Where in the world are you then?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:52, archived)
internet milkmanning

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 18:24, archived)
i'm upstairs

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 18:59, archived)
bit nosy, you plod or saink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 18:48, archived)
Poor Yogi.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:09, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1807563
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:12, archived)
I have a better film pitch
MASSIVE DRUGS - A sleepy suburb in Montana is flipped on its head when it is overrun by 50ft opiates, colossal E's, and the perfect storm of cocaine
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:10, archived)
Haha
Oscar material!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:21, archived)
Never mind all that, Shaw Taylor's died
How?
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:11, archived)
He fell down the stairs.
Five times.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:14, archived)
While resisting cardiac arrest.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:16, archived)
I've thought about that for a few minutes
and I still don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:39, archived)
Didn't he present Police 5?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:41, archived)
Yes
and Junior Police 5. But the stairs?
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:44, archived)
He fell down the stairs, sarge.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 21:35, archived)
I heard
So sad. Top actor from my childhood :(
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:22, archived)
nobody cares how you feel

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:13, archived)
Magnificently constructed joke falls flat
I was thinking of Fred Dinenage.
*shame*
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:49, archived)
I haven't had lunch, yet.
Why do people deem it acceptable to book a meeting a lunchtime, if they're not going to put some catering on?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:36, archived)
I've been invited to meetings at 4 on a friday
What fucking maniac plans something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:38, archived)
Hell in a handcart, 2Hats.
That meeting should be held in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:40, archived)
i think the thing you 2 are doing wrong is having the kind of job where 'meetings' get called at all

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:47, archived)
I bet it's all beanbags and Nerf guns, at your place of work.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:53, archived)
They play 'hacky sack' and 'frisbee golf'
and they say things like 'bro' and 'fist bump'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:55, archived)
It's better than my place
Once there was a power cut and we played a game called 'Who's In My Mouth'
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:56, archived)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:59, archived)
:O c==3
:O=3
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:11, archived)
well, that was erotic

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:12, archived)
I'm printing this out and taking it into a cubicle for some self abuse

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:13, archived)
Make it into a flick book, so you can watch it go in and out.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:18, archived)
Flick. Flick. Flick flick. Flick flick. Flick-flick. Flick-flick? Flickflickflickflickflugdjdchkirxshjhnnnnnnng!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:30, archived)
i'm glad i could help with this
should have waited though, then you could have seen this beauty

( . Y . ) ~ c==3
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)
ban this sick filth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:16, archived)
flick filth, surely

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:00, archived)
I ond't understand this, explain it to me
achewood.com/index.php?date=02242005
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:18, archived)
and this
achewood.com/index.php?date=03012005
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)
no idea
what's a clapper?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:22, archived)
fuck knows

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:22, archived)
it's the bit in the bell that makes it ring, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:35, archived)
THE bell, or A bell?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)

i.imgur.com/VNL5MFK.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:58, archived)
yeah but does that make sense in this context
oh who cares
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)

i.imgur.com/bo3mcLm.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
USMBOP?
Does this mean that Hanson have their own aircraft carrier @
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)
i feel like in this one, the punchline requires you to know who the guy in the last panel is
like maybe that's the joke? i dunno, i don't read achewood
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:20, archived)
I've read about 6 or 7
and I don't understand any of them
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:22, archived)
i'll stick to dinosaur comics, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:28, archived)
Yeah, even I get those

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:29, archived)
It's Téodor.
To be honest, knowing that doesn't really help.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:33, archived)
i've said and done all of those things in my time
but not at work
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:04, archived)
nah, i'm just too lowly to get invited to the meetings.
there are a lot of toys in the office though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:04, archived)
haha yeah, *sex* toys, gay ones, lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:09, archived)
there's plenty of things you could poke up your bum, sure

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:10, archived)
woah homophobic

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:11, archived)
woahmophobic

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:12, archived)
repulsed by keanu reeves

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:26, archived)
it's okay I've reported him to the mods

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:12, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:11, archived)
why would anyone want to discuss anything new before the weekend?
no one would give a shit, unless you are having a review of the week or some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)
two words; american

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:55, archived)
ameryoucan't

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:07, archived)
say "What kind of cunt does this?"
and walk out.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)
I prefer to quietly get on with things,
then bitch about it, on-line.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:48, archived)
In that case, do a loud fart and say "Better out than in," then Sid James laugh it off.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:49, archived)
OR
do a loud fart and look at someone else with contempt
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:56, archived)
I can remember when I used to behave like that.
A good way to alienate people.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:02, archived)
this is why you are management material
you've left behind the no hopers and joined the high ranks of management. Golfing on Saturdays, red wine in the evenings and an ass that won't quit.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)
See also
Listen to this, it's too good to miss, da da, da-da da da! FART
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:11, archived)
"Oh God! Do we have any baby wipes?"
"It came out thicker than expected."
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:13, archived)
i just had my lunch:
3 fried eggs and a fried bread and a normal bread.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:55, archived)
I used to have a square frying pan, which was perfect for frying 4 eggs at a time.
My mum threw it out when I moved back home after uni. Got rid of my egg slicer, too.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:04, archived)
that MONSTER

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:12, archived)
Mind you, you can still cook four eggs in a round pan you know

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:12, archived)
It's not the same, 2Hats.
4 eggs, cooked into a square would perfectly cover 4 pieces of toast. I expect. I wish I'd tried that, now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:16, archived)
Ah, I see
What if all the yolks wandered into the same quadrant and set while your back was turned? Then one person gets some awesome toast, and three people get fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:22, archived)
i'm not certain but i think mm was saying he'd eat all 4 eggs and all 4 slices himself

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:27, archived)
Yes, this.
I wasn't the eggs to merge into a single, super egg. I would prefer the yolks to stay in their own quadrants, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:29, archived)
That's too much
He'll be eggbound
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:30, archived)
That's what the mature student in our kitchen used to say.
Never happened, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)
I think we're getting to the bottom of why mother munch threw it away

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)
There's nothing wrong with my bottom!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)
That's what the mature student in your kitchen used to say.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:40, archived)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:44, archived)
Meetings and Managers
the two M's that fuck up your normal working routine.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:03, archived)
what about malpractice and molestation charges?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:05, archived)
Leave 2Can out of this.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:07, archived)
What about Me and Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:14, archived)
yeah you can both come along too

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:32, archived)
Oh hello Two Hats...I can see you now.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:03, archived)
possibly how did you get on with that lawsuit anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:07, archived)
I think I've risen far enough up the ladder to be part of the problem.
Probably best if I just hurl myself of the roof.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:06, archived)
ah, window cleaner

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:31, archived)
You won't believe the things I've seen...

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
you should have taken your lunch in with you and eaten it during the meeting

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:06, archived)
I think it's dreadfully rude when people do that.
There used to be one bloke who did, and watching him talk around a mouthful of sausage was more than a little off putting
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:09, archived)
how would it differ from there being food provided at the meeting?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:11, archived)
Then we'd all have food, and could indulge in small talk whilst we ate, before cracking on with the important stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:38, archived)
I was going to go over to Tesco before my call, but I'm going to go after, which should be about 2 ish
What were you going to do befor emy call but now you're going to go after, which should be about 2-ish? You can't say [MOD EDIT]
no racism please
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:22, archived)
I was going to buy a pane of glass but instead I had a coffee and a rubbish shortbread
There should be a law against rubbish shortbread
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:24, archived)
Let me guess...too dry?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:24, archived)
yup ... overbaked ... Mary Berry would have been most scathing
I had to buy a second coffee to wash it down
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:31, archived)
I wouldn't mind but the alternative was one of those revolting under-baked American "cookies"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:32, archived)
I've recently rediscovered blueberry muffins
Actually, I might buy one. Althought that could change my plans regarding what time I go to tesco. I need to pray on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:35, archived)
blueberries are tasteless rubbish
The only reason they're grown is because the cotton industry in the US made it illegal to grow blackcurrants.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:36, archived)
I disagree, but respect your opinion

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:36, archived)
i have a cappucino flapjack
what do you think of THAT
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:12, archived)
I'd have to see it to believe it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:13, archived)
^photoshopped

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:21, archived)
nuh-uh!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:44, archived)
those guys make loads of different ones don't they?
I had a bakewell tart flapjack from them. Way too sugary, made me feel ill.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:28, archived)
yeah, they're far too sweet
i eat 'em anyway though as there's not much else worth buying in the spar across the street
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:44, archived)
is that spar overpriced?
they all seem to be
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
Flapjacks are the easiest thing in the world to make
Not counting salad. Make your own you lazy giant hippy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:34, archived)
get bent
the reason i'm buying stuff in spar in the first place is because i don't have time/can't be arsed to make a lunch
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 15:10, archived)
think they're missing a trick in not calling it a flappuccino

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:39, archived)
you're not wrong

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:44, archived)
You got played.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:42, archived)
how can you get mixing butter sugar and flour wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)
because idiots, Tang
because idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:38, archived)
if I go for a wee now, I can eat my lunch in relative peace

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:41, archived)
sweet
My corner of the office is pretty quiet, which is nice. I'm normally left alone. There are two people in here who sneeze too loudly though. That's a bit annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:42, archived)
eurgh
always go 'shhhhhhh' after they do it.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:43, archived)
It's REALLY loud too
I mean, why do you need to sneeze that loudly? I don't do, no one else does it...is it an attention thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:45, archived)
oh yeah, if you're going to do it you've got to make it worthwhile

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:49, archived)
good point

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:51, archived)
life uh, uh, uh, uh finds a way

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:17, archived)
William Shatner, I like it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:21, archived)
shatner? i hardly etc...

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:46, archived)
you're all over the place today
have you been drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:30, archived)
yeah, a bit
I'm bored and depressed. What else am I going to do, work? Fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:34, archived)
I was going to do some work but then the internet
might do some after lunch
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:36, archived)
good call
I've done some work already and my call will be with an irritable german, and an equally irritable Israeli. Don't get me wrong, their nationalities aren't relevant, but I have to describe them somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)
will you be irritable too?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:39, archived)
I most certainly will, Stanley
They piss me off far more often than I'd like, and this week has been no exception.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:40, archived)
I had a new record delivered today
this sort of thing pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:41, archived)
Dedication's what you need!
What record is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:42, archived)
local legend delia:
www.normanrecords.com/records/151353-delia-derbyshire-barry-bermange-inventions-for-radio-the-dreams
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:48, archived)
anything that's broadcast to an unsuspecting public is fine by me
And it's slightly frightening:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCF_mHKBH3k
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:51, archived)
and I'm off to see slightly less local but still local legend sonic boom tomorrow night, so it's not all bad

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:56, archived)
nice
have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:01, archived)
that's superb, i have a copy on mp3 somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:11, archived)
probably gaz dreamily into the eyes of a passing worker

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:40, archived)
GAZ IM ME

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:40, archived)
i was going to do lots of work but my back is giving me gip so i'm going to wait for this paracetamol to kick in and have a spot to eat, i should start being productive at about 2-ish.
thanks for taking an interest in my life and well being. x
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:45, archived)
I normally engage my shutdown sequence around 2
but today someone seems to have hit the switch already. I was bored when I arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:46, archived)
I've done loads of work today.
Not really fair. And I've got a whole load more to do after lunch. Not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:55, archived)
I blame the tories for not dismantling the nhs quick enough

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:57, archived)
you scoff, but the work I do helps save lives or sutin

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
I blame decimilisation

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:01, archived)
its your fault.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:55, archived)
well yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:31, archived)
probably take a walk down the high street casually informing people the the NWO is distributing anti-fertility drugs via chemtrails

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:56, archived)
sounds like a sensible use of your time

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:01, archived)
research "project sunspot"

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:03, archived)

???
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:19, archived)
if anyone's likely to be spreading drugs via chemtrails it's naitch.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:23, archived)
ps: grab a copy of the andre graphic novel, it's ace.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:27, archived)
True fact about Andre the Giant
He wasn't an actual giant. He was just unusually tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:27, archived)
isn't that what a giant is?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:43, archived)
nah m8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_%28mythology%29
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:49, archived)
are you sure?
according to google, who are never wrong about these things, andre was 2.24m tall
according to your link there goliath, arguably the second most famous giant after andre, was only 2m tall
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:58, archived)
TWO HATS IS WRONG!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:09, archived)
never ever happened

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:31, archived)
i was playing a card game called 'superfight' the other day
it ended up in an argument over whether hercules could survive a plane crash.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:10, archived)
Woah steady on
This is good enough to have its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:36, archived)
[MOD EDIT]
no racism please
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:39, archived)
just so you know
the recruitment company office opposite us has now ceased trading.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:00, archived)
oh shit
are you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 14:34, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)

        
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:02, archived)
looking at the 'users online now' thing, this may be all we get from now on
only you, me, meatsnake and two hats around. from /talk anyway
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:04, archived)
I always keep a window minimsed out of respect
I even leave it on when I leave work
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:06, archived)
you're one of the good ones, scouse

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:16, archived)
I am going no where.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:34, archived)
in life i mean.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:34, archived)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:10, archived)
i consider you more of a /links regular to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:32, archived)
I hate you, you big hairy bully

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:33, archived)
Any Suggestions for things to do during a Solar eclipse?
I'm going shoplifting
(Andicuntum Paul McSkinback & Phil Mecrackup, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:59, archived)
huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:00, archived)
you should gaz mongychops about this, he is in charge of all the solar eclipse activities on talk

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:01, archived)
blind yourself while attempting a selfie

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:01, archived)
What's that all about?
Surely taking a selfie with the eclipse in it is the safest way of photographing it, isn't it? Or have I missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:02, archived)
it is part of the unremitting narcissism of our age, the foregrounding of the individual expresses the self-estimation of their importance relative to the object in the background
never mind the sun shines out of my arse, it's more like the source of life on earth is eclipsed over my shoulder and I AM STANDING IN FRONT OF IT!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:05, archived)
so's ur face m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:07, archived)
never underestimate self-obsessed pricks, they're probably holding the sun the wrong way round or something

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:07, archived)

        
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:04, archived)

        
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:05, archived)

                     
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:07, archived)

        
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:07, archived)

        
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:08, archived)

bugger
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:14, archived)

         
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:16, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:21, archived)

        
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:09, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:09, archived)

                     
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:10, archived)

        
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:14, archived)

                     
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:08, archived)

        
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:10, archived)

        
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:10, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:11, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:11, archived)

Quick Sherman at the office desk whilst colleagues are looking out of the window
(Andicuntum Paul McSkinback & Phil Mecrackup, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:06, archived)
oh dear, are you some sort of prick?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:06, archived)
you don't have to be some kind of prick to post here
... but it helps!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:08, archived)
If I make a sign of rmy desk saying "You don't have to be a fucking wanker to work here, but it helps"
would I get in trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:11, archived)
I would ring up your work and complain

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:12, archived)
and you'd be well within your rights to

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:14, archived)
not if you work for top gear!! ahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:13, archived)
oh hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:13, archived)
we have a right laugh here don't we

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:14, archived)
make one for someone else's desk instead
preferably someone who's a fucking wanker
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:17, archived)
how about a pot of pebbles on his desk in front of a sign reading 'welcome to my office, throw a stone, hit a wanker'

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:20, archived)
I like this a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:29, archived)
AJAHAHAHAJAGAGAHAHAHAGA!
SO ZANY AND EDGY AND HILARIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:07, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:07, archived)
opps sorry, not sure if you're playing

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:07, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:52, archived)
probably go around the stationary cupboard and nick loads of pens and shit
then wank myself unconscious before waking up and jumping out of the window to my death. the end.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:09, archived)
WHOAH
have you trained??
https://www.uea.ac.uk/literature/creative-writing
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:12, archived)
I'm implying right now

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:13, archived)
good luck, however I was thinking more that you should be on the teaching staff

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:14, archived)
i hope it pays lots
I don't think I can handle moving to Norwich otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:17, archived)
The film of this will surely win the Palm Door at the Canned Film Festival.
Allow me to offer my congratulations now.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:23, archived)
thank you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:25, archived)
I'm going to go up on the roof of the building I work in abd get a good view.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:12, archived)
^this tall ginger guy gets it
u a
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:13, archived)
Why don't you just watch the eclipse?
It's a fairly uncommon event around here, so why not just enjoy it? Fuck's sake, why is everyone always out to do someone over? People are fucking awful.
That's it, I'm leaving forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:13, archived)
If you have to leave, please leave to the musical stylings of Phil Collins...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQK6CGqGleI
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:14, archived)
leaving... the human race?
are you going to go and be a burrowing marmot instead?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:16, archived)
they said that last time, yet here we are only 16 years later and there is another one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:18, archived)
the first bit I mean not the bit about leaving forever

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:18, archived)
I know!
Bloody government or summat
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:29, archived)
I remember that.
It went dark for a bit, and then the sun came out again. Exciting times.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:38, archived)
I travelled all the way to cornwall to see it get dark for a bit and then the sun come out again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:41, archived)
I looked directly at it and then complained when it made my eyes go funny

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)
yeah nice try...
like there is such a thing as a "solar eclipse"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:42, archived)
try looking directly at it for extended periods

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:53, archived)
an extended period sounds like a very unpleasant experience.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:20, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)
morning doves have a great day m8

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:13, archived)
what about that budget eh, doves?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:30, archived)
shitty little squeaky pricks
only fit for grannies and cheapskates who can't afford a proper parrot or minah bird
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:33, archived)
are you more of a breadfan?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
are you calling me welsh?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)
the north west is basically wales

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:43, archived)
not according to that genetic survey they've just published
we're basically Scottish

Huge relief for all the real Celts to discover they're not related to those Cornish cousin-fuckers though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)
this shop opened near me recently
www.facebook.com/BREADDICTION
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:54, archived)
elocution lessons for bakers?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)
if only

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)
i like baps

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:00, archived)
floury?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:13, archived)
crusty

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:29, archived)
tiger?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:30, archived)
giraffe

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)
with butter on?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:04, archived)
i can't believe it's not breasts

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:25, archived)
well the building research establishment is very moreish

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:04, archived)
needs a reply here for the sake of visual balance

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:22, archived)
philistines :(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)
sorry vladdles

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:58, archived)
it's OK manolith, anyway I made my own difficulties here, I ignored monster munch and can't remember why, and now half the board is invisible unless I log out :(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:02, archived)
you ignored monster munch?
was he mean to you?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:06, archived)
no, I don't often care if someone is mean to me (look at the constant barage of abuse I tolerate from two hats), I think he said something so wildly offensive that even I thought, I don't need this going into my eyes
probably something about liking prawn cocktail crisps or something, you know how it goes
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:11, archived)
morning
i cleared out my town for you. x
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)
morning
I stayed up past my bedtime, last night, playing Disney Infinity, which was a mistake on many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
i spent stolen donuts on dr colossus
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, MONSTER MUNCH
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)
Turns out that crime does pay, after all.
I'd chide you for setting a bad example for all the children who play Tapped Out, but I don't think there are any.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 8:59, archived)
I could complete Eugene's Lair in under a minute
How'd you like them apples?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:02, archived)
I demand proof.
No, not really, no one needs to endure that bright red background again.

Also, Jet Set Willy.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:10, archived)
they were all shit games and people who reminisce about them should just buy a spinning top and some clogs

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:12, archived)
I learnt my lesson after buying a Capcom retro collection for the Playstation.
Ghosts'n'Goblins was crap.
Actually, I didn't learn straight away, as I bought a Midway collection, too, but I don't regret that, as Smash TV is as good now as it was then.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:20, archived)

“Nostalgia was regarded as a medical disease confined to the Swiss, a view that persisted through most of the 19th century. Symptoms—including bouts of weeping, irregular heartbeat, and anorexia—were attributed variously to demons inhabiting the middle brain, sharp differentiation in atmospheric pressure wreaking havoc in the brain, or the unremitting clanging of cowbells in the Swiss Alps which damaged the eardrum and brain cells.” (Sedikides et al., 2008)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:25, archived)
Well you know what they say about nostalgia
It ain't what it used to be!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:58, archived)
haha... 'willy'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:17, archived)
like a penis

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:22, archived)
touched for the very first time

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:23, archived)
We never did find his Jet Set.
Were hoping for some sort of jetpack, which seems foolish, with hindsight.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:23, archived)
you idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:27, archived)
Good morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:22, archived)
ooh, how formal
check out mr fancypants over here
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:27, archived)
greeting and salutations, manolith.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:28, archived)
and a fine morrow to thee!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:30, archived)
trying a bit hard i thought

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:28, archived)

Je vous prie de croire, Monsieur le Mod, en l'assurance de mes respectueuses salutations
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)
Ooh, Spanish, I like it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:59, archived)
wee

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:10, archived)
yes yes hello

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:47, archived)
I think they've all gone, two hats...

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:53, archived)
They're all wankers, vlad
every last one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:58, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 9:59, archived)

        
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:01, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:03, archived)
basically I want in on this sulk-off

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:03, archived)

        
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:05, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:06, archived)

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