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my new doctor asked me if there's a history of sudden death in my family
how fucking clueless and insensitive are your doctors?
alt: going the pub tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 16:49, archived)
I should be fine, people in my family tend to die slow painful deaths

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 17:07, archived)
my lot generally go crazy first

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 17:15, archived)
Typiy jew

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 17:32, archived)
There IS a history of sudden deaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 17:29, archived)
don't check your phone on the edge of a cliff, kids

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 17:31, archived)
I'm ok! It was only a small one.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 17:34, archived)
I wish all drs were insensitive, told people the cold hard facts , most offer bent advice

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 17:34, archived)
Alright mongychops?
Been watching the footy?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 17:37, archived)
Match off at the valley , had 40% off voucher for my local so myself and the kids raped that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 17:41, archived)
not when he tells you you need to calm down and relax
immediately after telling you your heart could stop any second
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 17:51, archived)
Seems sound advice to me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 17:57, archived)
his name is Dr. Dare
i'm disappointed that his first name isn't Dan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 18:02, archived)
Drinking many bevvies down the battle cruizer
would be the most appropriate course of action
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 18:32, archived)
He's not one for sympathare

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 20:15, archived)
We had a cat called Dr Dre.
We used to just call him ray until we took him to the vets to have his bits off.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 22:19, archived)
maybe you should grow up and accept your own mortality
rather than expecting other people, especially highly trained experts, to pussyfoot around your insecurities.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 18:34, archived)
^ this is a real issue in poland, in polish years poor grrr is currently 89

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 20:56, archived)
Last doc I saw told me my hip hurt
because I was old and out of shape, rather than because I tried to carry a heavy object up 5 flights of stairs in one go.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 18:35, archived)
What shit, I'm sure a fit 70 year old would have not trouble, it's just you are no dench

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 19:07, archived)
judi dench?
yeah i bet she could have done it
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 20:44, archived)
Do you get people associating you with grrrgraphics?
grrrgraphics.com/cartoons.html
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 21:50, archived)
Occupational health told me I have a rubbish diet and my hearing is fucked
So they're spot on really
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 18:51, archived)
I should probably re register at the quacks.
I've a lovely cyst on my back that needs seeing to.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 20:46, archived)
And yeah I'm at the pub. I was there before midday but had a casual 2-7pm nap.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 20:47, archived)

"could you see to this for me please, Doctor?"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 20:54, archived)

"well, if you inCYST!"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 20:55, archived)
ahahahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 20:55, archived)
now THAT is humour

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 21:10, archived)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 21:32, archived)
it's a good thing it says "JOKE" at the top

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 21:46, archived)
Alright mgt.
Recommend me an Edinburgh B&B that isn't shit pls.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 21:48, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 12:08, archived)
mr h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 12:09, archived)
horbsy

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 12:12, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 12:12, archived)
Juicer time innit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 12:20, archived)
Yes, it is

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 13:21, archived)
Had a 3 pint top up. Now I'm banjoed. Might have to lie down.
#prayfornyquist
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 12:57, archived)
riding around in the breeze

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 13:20, archived)
sound

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 13:26, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 14:47, archived)
meh

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 15:31, archived)
Breakfast thread.
Should I go and get a McDonalds breakfast?

What are you having?

Alternatively. Go Fuck yourselves
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 9:20, archived)
Poached egg on toast mate.
McDonald's is hangover food.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 21 Jan 2017, 9:43, archived)
Depends if you want to ingest a month's worth of sodium in one go.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 10:20, archived)
4 and 3 and 2 and 1

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 10:29, archived)
bottom get

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 10:43, archived)
Denied ^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 10:48, archived)
I get a screaming headache the next day after eating McDonalds...
Its almost enough to turn to the fillet-o-ish side.
(MrDoucheBags < This pussy screengrabs back, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 11:29, archived)
filet-o-fish is such bollocks
hello, can I have a fishmac pls
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 11:59, archived)
McDonalds is fucking rank
My two great American cents
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 12:01, archived)
Totally pushing that prick down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:17, archived)

down up
the my
oard um-bum
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:23, archived)
It's 10pm, surely nobody is at work now
You should always assume that people will be viewing from work, no matter the time. Not only do many people work funny shifts, but B3ta attract viewers from many timezones all over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 21:59, archived)
Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:05, archived)
I am a heron
I haev a long neck and I pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. If you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:10, archived)
MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:11, archived)
I can't help but think about which Trump woman I would want a foot wank from

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:13, archived)
His first wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:14, archived)
His daughter is weirdly attractive.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:19, archived)
POTUS himself

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 12:20, archived)
Whichever one pays you more

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:17, archived)
Fuck you :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 1:08, archived)
fucking speech for an inauguration lol

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:12, archived)
foot wanks for all

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:14, archived)
Looks like he's be tangoed

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:18, archived)
Heard the oaths, then switched over.
Fuck listening to that dickhead.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:21, archived)
it's only when they do this
that you realise an atheist would never be elected president
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:23, archived)
Swear on Lincoln's blade.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 21:37, archived)
God bless potus

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:29, archived)
amen

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:30, archived)
That protester sat rocking back and forth in a primal scream, do something dignified like wave a sign or chucking bricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 19:50, archived)

m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=DYZvB6TM7dw
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 20:52, archived)
The over reaction politics is putting people off politics , they vamped it up to such an extent real policy's that go ahead don't matter , 15% council tax rise around

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 21:41, archived)
I lost this by a tenner mongy.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/152397693193
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:00, archived)
I think you did well, it's lovely but fair priced

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:43, archived)
30 minutes to heaven or hell?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:30, archived)
My employers have abolished POETS day,
having tacked an extra 30 minutes onto my contracted hours, some years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:39, archived)
There's a club called Heaven and a club called Hell,
so the real question is: how gay are you?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:39, archived)
a bar half way to heaven too, which is half a mile away from heaven, went in there once about 20 years of age from a building site in the summer, tight white vest, shorts and work boots, everyone was very friendly, then i found out why :o

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:44, archived)
good music though?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:46, archived)
i don't honestly remember , the barman did comment that i had quite a swallow on me as i hastily finished my pint and headed for the nearest catholic church just in case i'd caught bent

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:48, archived)
christ alive

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:53, archived)
it was the first time i'd seen a condom machine selling lube, that should really have been a trigger, but i was young and naive

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:54, archived)
Back in the day,
lots of pubs had fag machines.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:58, archived)
I bet they did

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:09, archived)
Defo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=niumQLDL_k0&feature=youtu.be&t=15
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:48, archived)
lovely

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:53, archived)

Were they all like this?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:48, archived)
i think they thought i was like that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:49, archived)
Gay bar in Newcastle too called Heaven's Above...
Are we obsessed with our own mortality, or the fact we will never get passed the pearly necklace..?

GATE!

Pearly GATE.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:27, archived)
What would St Penus say?
PETER! I mean St Peter.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:44, archived)
you so want peanus

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:45, archived)
I think they look funny lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:49, archived)
wat
i.imgur.com/bMKgs6m.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:41, archived)
Considering I work until 5 on a Friday this is about as relevant as car and estate agent chat #fuckthisnoise

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:43, archived)
Same...
Fucking part timers
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:44, archived)
I think the term "Northern Powerhouse" is a byword for "Gullible fucks who'll work late while we fuck off"

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:50, archived)
our company is thinking of doing half day Fridays
can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:46, archived)
I don't understand the question

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:45, archived)
he wants to gay you in the bum bum
German style
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:17, archived)
Mein Gott!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:44, archived)
bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:46, archived)
you said a mouthful, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:47, archived)
I haven't said enough

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:48, archived)
too MUCH not enough, in my view

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:49, archived)
Is this like that thing in American teen movies where we go into the bedroom and nervously do hand stuff to each other?

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:51, archived)
Last night I dreamt that Melle Mel contacted me on social media and tried to sell me some crack cocaine.
Must've been all the drug chat on here recently.

Have you ever been offered proscribed substances by a prominent pop culture figure, in a dream or otherwise?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:34, archived)
I had a dream last night that I was doing cowies in a nighclub with the cast of Skins this week.
Then it went through a chill out room and turned into Tomb Raider.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:38, archived)
I used to buy all my weed from Ben Thomas from winnebago deal who went on to be in Mondo Generator.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:39, archived)
I said 'prominent'.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:48, archived)
Nick Olivieri was in Mondo Generator, he's proper famous.
I have shared a spliff with Rupert Grint
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:51, archived)
Did you have it all at once, or did you save some for Ron?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:53, archived)
da dooby ron ron ron
da dooby ron ron
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:57, archived)
Weird innit how great danes make all their words start with r

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:14, archived)
Roo Ree or Rot Roo Ree...RAT is the Restion

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:16, archived)
Ruperman's rants and rape

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:19, archived)
I don't get this joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:03, archived)
Ok
"Saving something for Ron" means leaving it for later. Later Ron. OK?

Rupert Grint played a character named Ron Weasley in the popular Harry Potter movie franchise
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:06, archived)
You're far too old to be making up your own slang.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:08, archived)
I knew none of you idiots will have heard that one
It's very old, and very common.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:09, archived)
just like me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:09, archived)
me and my mates use it all the time.
"See you ron."
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:11, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:12, archived)
Is one of your mates called Ron?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:20, archived)
I don't think I've ever met a Ron
Not sure they really exist
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:25, archived)
There's one who lives in a whale's vagina

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:32, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:43, archived)
Is twohats your only mate?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:23, archived)
When you have me as a close friend
you don't need anyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:35, archived)
x x x

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:36, archived)

do ca
n s
d

+because Two Hats' massive bulk blocks the view
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:47, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:44, archived)
my nan used to use that all the time
there
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:27, archived)
Two Hats is your nan?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:39, archived)
no they just look alike

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:42, archived)
Cup of tea, dearie?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:43, archived)

dearie ron
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:45, archived)
Bloody hell, Windy.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:01, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:03, archived)

s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/e5/12/16/e51216a652c266f99537e23572d09b6d.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:05, archived)
I don't think Windy knows Rupert Grint was in those movies, Ems

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:07, archived)
I slightly envy him, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:09, archived)
I know he was in the movies, never seen them though.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:23, archived)
this makes sense, you don't have any kids

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:28, archived)
He's probably the target market, age wise, though.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:40, archived)

i.imgur.com/l592Tnn.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:43, archived)
I tried this game for the first time at Christmas, it's way harder than it looks.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:44, archived)
lol drugs
drugs are so great, all my best times were on drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:44, archived)
the other year when i was ill and on 3000mg of antibiotics a day was a blast

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:45, archived)
If I wanted to replace glass in a watch would a pre-made replacement need to be sourced, or can they be made to fit like glasses or whatever?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:02, archived)
Pre made replacement, and get sapphire if possible

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:22, archived)
Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:25, archived)
beezer

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:53, archived)
My children scored some e off of Jude Law.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:03, archived)
Jud, they call him now

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:10, archived)
Magic e, indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:19, archived)
I dreamt I did blow with matt baker off the one show
while alex jones gave me a foot wank
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:12, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:14, archived)
Sounds
erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:17, archived)
She's full of arms and legs you pervert

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:24, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:25, archived)
No, soz

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:16, archived)
What an extremely specific question,
to which I'm going to have to answer 'no'.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:20, archived)
No?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:24, archived)
Just Say No!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:25, archived)
Drugs ain't cool!
Stay in school!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:37, archived)
I've lived by this code and it hasn't done me any harm
I mean, I'm 30 and still in school, but whatever, the kids get better gear these days anyway
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:43, archived)
I have shared drugs with pop culture figures, not sure how prominent they are

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:26, archived)
Angela Rippon

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:43, archived)
tangles and her doing a bump of coke in the toilets

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:44, archived)
Cor, imagine getting a footjob off Angela Rippon

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:45, archived)
eurgh, no thanks

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:46, archived)
Right, back to normal service - 4 / 7 this week
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38679701
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:22, archived)
All stories I'd read so I got a 7/7!
Cheered me right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:24, archived)
6/7
Ya shitburgs. My mother swears like a sailor and has told me numerous lies in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:25, archived)
4/7 here
I was on a roll until it all fell apart in a cascade of despair and uncertainty
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:26, archived)
lol "taint"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:26, archived)
wait what has any of this got to do with appreciating me?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:27, archived)
Use it up and swear it out Your score: 6/7

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:28, archived)
If your face was smoother, it would take 3 jersey royals to make a good likeness
But the bumps and weird contours push it up to at least 5.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:29, archived)
you're confusing me with jayce

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:32, archived)
I appreciate that you enjoy quizzes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:29, archived)
I appreciate your face

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:31, archived)
I've become accustomed to your face.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:36, archived)
6/7
FUCKING HORSES.
(not literally)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:37, archived)
To be fair I bet the other animals aren't far behind
96% of Australia wants to kill you, the main reason I'll never go there
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:50, archived)
True dat.
Still like to go there...
It'll be the insects that fuck me over the most.
*shudders*


lol. udders
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:57, archived)
5

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:14, archived)
tangles appreciation thread

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:31, archived)
did you know....?
Tangles has a signed copy of Electric Counterpoint by Steve Reich
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:31, archived)
hey I've just checked
and it seems the only Steve Reich pieces I have are on compilations :(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:05, archived)
I did once see the Bang on a Can All Stars performing Electric Counterpoint

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:06, archived)
Sounds like McBeef's kind of music.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:06, archived)
it really isn't

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:06, archived)
Shame, with a name like Reich.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:18, archived)
I believe he pronounces it Reish

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:26, archived)
I don't blame him.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:27, archived)
Yer, he's alright really, inne?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:32, archived)
+s +s

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:32, archived)
and fit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:42, archived)
Whore

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:51, archived)
i appreciate tangles, despite everything

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:33, archived)
good

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:43, archived)
He seems alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:34, archived)
+S

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:36, archived)
and fit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:43, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:37, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:43, archived)
I love how this sort of thing brings out the Scientists of Portsmouth™
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/woman-forced-to-leave-home-as-she-is-allergic-to-wifi-1-7782523
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:40, archived)
The British people are sick and tired of experts.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:42, archived)
I know am I

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:43, archived)
Of all the people I've ever typed messages at on The Internet
tangles is one of them
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:42, archived)
sexeh

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:43, archived)
I appreciate your effort

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:44, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:45, archived)
His face is the go to shape I sculpt with my mash potato

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:45, archived)
careful now

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:46, archived)
ooh, hello older person than me.
I am glad there are still [Edit: no idea what cut that off. I'm probably a spaz] people with IDs under 10K about.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:52, archived)
Came back about 2 months ago on a whim
Been annoying ever since, what was your reason to return?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:54, archived)
I pop in now and then - never really gone away, like a really bad fart that cycles around the room.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:55, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:48, archived)
He seems like the sort of bloke who'd be sick on his dad's slippers.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:49, archived)

slippers balls
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:10, archived)
aw shucks

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:00, archived)
I hear he's so handsome that record companies are too scared to sign his awesome band for fear of rioting fans at concerts.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:17, archived)
Birthdays are rubbish
What's the best gift someone ever gave you that you didn't explicitly ask for? I got a Ford Escort MkIII.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:38, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8014723
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:40, archived)
Whichever thread pushes this one off the first page...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:42, archived)
hullo

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:45, archived)
Good Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:47, archived)
Shitty fucknuggets...
This stupid account will be 15 years old this year. Fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:50, archived)
THAT MAKES EASTY 29 YEARS OLD

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:51, archived)
NO FRICKIN WAI!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:53, archived)
dunno who that is. but writing it in capslock makes him/her seem important

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:53, archived)
That's ok - it was just meant to make my fellow OAPs feel even more old.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:55, archived)
was he the one with the triumph herald
who was training to be a stuntman?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:02, archived)
No.
You aged mind has forgotten - see, OLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:03, archived)
yeah but he was ginge
I remember that much
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:07, archived)
That was devil duck

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:07, archived)
yeah, just searched and remembered
Now I'm remembering all the people I was never interested about in the first place. CURSE YOU, DAVE TROUSER
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:08, archived)
It's what I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:09, archived)
ERASTY

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:05, archived)
I see the beard has stopped your memories escaping.
This is pleasing, you filthy hipster.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:07, archived)
10 years eh
b3ta.com/talk/3201518
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:48, archived)
Did you have that bookmarked?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:53, archived)
nah just searched tray of clippers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:55, archived)
nothing

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:56, archived)
calm down, beaky beakerson

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:58, archived)
Are you still a Beardy McBeardface?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:01, archived)
yup, more so if anything

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:04, archived)
you're right, a thread an hour is a bit too much
this place needs to slow down
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:01, archived)
I'm just glad to see we haven't reached user ID 100000 yet.
That would be true madness.

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=96232
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:02, archived)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:04, archived)
Your nan

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:02, archived)
Hello.
So what we all doing this weekend?
It's my Birthday tomorrow. What have you all got me?

I'll be mainly Blazin it, like a good un.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:04, archived)
Many happy returns love
I can't stop, I'm unreasonably busy today. Peace x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:07, archived)
Cheers pet.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:38, archived)
A Henry Cavill blow-up doll with realistic chest hair.
N.B. this is what I've got you for your birthday, not what I'm doing this weekend. Just thought I'd clarify that one.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:11, archived)
Can I swap for a Tom Hardy one?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:35, archived)
i think that's reasonable.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:45, archived)
Depends.
My birthday is just over a week away, are you getting me anything?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:16, archived)
depends on what you get me...
That's how things work, right?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:36, archived)
I think a mutual nothing will suffice.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:39, archived)
Contratulations
I've got you a deeply unfulfilling conversation. If you want to buy yourself a decent present, go see La La Land
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:17, archived)
Shan't...
I'll revisit Strictly Ballroom instead.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:37, archived)
Fuck all

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:17, archived)
a firm handshake that's worth more than any consumer good

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:20, archived)

ke ndy
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:38, archived)
Something FABULOUS no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:20, archived)
nothing

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:23, archived)
Happy birthday Jase.
I'll say it now as I won't be hanging around here on a Saturday like some sort of LOOSER
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:27, archived)
*tips two hats*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:38, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:39, archived)
backup morning thread, for those that can't see the first one

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:13, archived)
Morning grrrr,
In danger of starting the day with another geeky car thread, I got a Bluetooth obd2 reader and matching phone app for about 10 quid. Bloody amazing thing. I'm not sure the worry about people maintaining modern cars to future classics will be such a stumbling block once you get in to the forums, whizz kid geeks are already creating patches and stuff for the sort of car that might last the test of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:21, archived)
Which app?
I picked up a cheapo ELM 327 from china but I haven't actually got it working yet. I got a response on Torque Free to confirm it actually works (it did) but I really want a proper Windows program to use with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:25, archived)
Also
Free app my old colleague is building, if you want to play around with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:28, archived)
I'll have a look.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:48, archived)
Got an elm327 as well as the torque pro app.
Someone has sent me an apk for an abs and other sensors one that the obd doesn't do. It seems a decent system.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:44, archived)
I'll throw in a morning here before #carchat gets into full swing

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:27, archived)
morning mupps

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:29, archived)
Hiho Grrris Grrringle

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:29, archived)
it seems the rumours are abound etc

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:34, archived)
This is from Primus' "Mr Krinkle", on the 1993 Pork Soda album
for those that care, which is no-one.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:33, archived)
While I can take or leave Primus, Les Claypool is a mental bass player

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:43, archived)
Good morning.
[secondary morning thread reply]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:34, archived)
bit early for you, momu

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:59, archived)
Happy last day, everyone

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:10, archived)
yeah, Trump's gonna give Putin the nookular codes this weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:19, archived)
Funny, he seemed so genuine up until now

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:21, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:13, archived)
alright Woodo

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:19, archived)
Equal opportunities morning, applicable to all threads.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:15, archived)
fuck 'em, no ethnics.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:19, archived)
^ been living in Poland too long.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:25, archived)
no such thing as "too long" m8
I went out for fresh rolls this morning and every single surface has sheet ice on it. It made my morning stroll look like a spastic's ballet.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:30, archived)
Heh.
Get yourself a pair of these; they were the only way I could actually navigate the downward slope to the office door on my feet last week instead of sliding down it on my arse and risking being run over.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:35, archived)
I'm old school, gonna get some Blakey's
That's something the hipster twats haven't latched on to yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:40, archived)
Blimey.
Horseshoes for people. Are you a brony?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:44, archived)
Just segs m8, no need for a full shoe
I just want that "gunfire-in-the-lobby" sound everywhere I walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:45, archived)
Well, I've certainly learned something today.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:53, archived)

This is my winter footwear, if it helps explain the rationale
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:55, archived)
You forgot to say "please".
*tsss* Ooooh.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:57, archived)
I'll grant you that those'd look better with segs on than, say, a pair of neon trainers or a pair of Uggs.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:02, archived)
Terrible bullying of mcbeef.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:04, archived)
Very old school.
I don't think I've ever known anyone to actually put segs on their soles.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:57, archived)
Fuck you with a trumpet

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:24, archived)
you give me the right french horn m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:30, archived)
poor spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:26, archived)
<s>r</s> on

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:28, archived)
he was negligent in his duties
no sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:30, archived)
well

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:46, archived)
if that's how you want to be, fine

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:49, archived)
^ doesn't know about the three seashells

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:02, archived)
yeah hi

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:58, archived)
hey hey, it's /talk's resident victim!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:10, archived)
is it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:33, archived)
don't talk back to me you filthy turd, know your place

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:35, archived)
god that makes me so wet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:51, archived)
Has something changed on this page?
The last few weeks it's been problematic under Chrome but today it works okay. Like, when you wanted to type a reply you could only input one character every 2 or 3 seconds. Only affected /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:05, archived)
Your phone has a virus, hth

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:06, archived)
Isn't that more likely to be an update in chrome,
given that this site isn't, so far as I'm aware, under active development?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:07, archived)
shit it's started again :(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:14, archived)
This website's haunted.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:18, archived)
you've spilt treacle on your head dobber

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:11, archived)
Hmm, doesn't affect replying in a new tab so I'm blaming whatever 3 year old banner ad is running hidden at the top of the page

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:17, archived)
yeti got his icon and it fixed everything

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:18, archived)
lol
My icon virginity was clearly the glue holding this place together.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:19, archived)

Top result for "virginity glue".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:23, archived)
Her engine has 0km while this motor is worst than a TOKUMBO!!!!
#carchatagain
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:29, archived)
I can't pretend to understand this.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:39, archived)
Apparently a tokunbo (correct spelling) is a used European car imported and sold in Nigeria.
Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:44, archived)
Well, I've learnt something new, today.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:47, archived)
I sometimes have trouble posting from my phone too
I hope this helps
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:32, archived)
I think google chrome is getting shitter

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:43, archived)
morning
of the good variety

I hope today, that all of your dreams come true.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 6:55, archived)
alright, you can do the morning thread today

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:00, archived)
And then you go and stomp on it
You massive bell sniff
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:04, archived)
you can't take an hour to reply to the first comment in a morning thread m8
that's downright negligence. I did you a favour.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:18, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:19, archived)
Alright Windy.
Do you have lots of interesting things to talk about today?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:04, archived)
Uh, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:08, archived)
Aw that's nice
A guten morgen to you too
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:26, archived)
Happy Trump Day

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:05, archived)
Good morning.
[primary morning thread reply]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:34, archived)
Alright EMINEM seen Marilyn lately?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:05, archived)
I ain't seen nuffink.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:42, archived)
you have to be joking, 17:54?? I don't block anybody, as far as I am aware
there's no question, DEAL WITH IT
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 21:53, archived)
Oh think twice, it's another day for you and me in paradise

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 21:55, archived)
doo do do-do-d-d-d-dooo
doo do do-do-dooo
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:00, archived)
I should have asked a question shouldn't I $$ :(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:00, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:02, archived)
say what you see
ROCK | vladimir | HARD PLACE
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:05, archived)
ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:18, archived)
No question is good for me , alright Vlad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:01, archived)
who needs the pressure right
alright mongy
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:03, archived)
Super dudes in the last thread ignored me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:15, archived)
don't let the bastards grind you down

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:22, archived)
^^^
I have to go now xxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:33, archived)
Evening prick alright thread.
Doing anything noice?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:54, archived)
Georgia

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:59, archived)
What, I post and you fuck off?
You philistines.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:16, archived)
Hi Horbs xx
Too little too late, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:21, archived)
it's not just me then?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:50, archived)
Alright planearm

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 19:00, archived)
not bad mongy

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 19:13, archived)
writing some instution again
this time I will let them know that I'm angry
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:32, archived)
Who's upset you this time?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:51, archived)
Hi there super dudes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Jan 2017, 19:23, archived)
Chicken Marengo and a cheeky doob, same old

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 20:19, archived)
I've only ever read those words on here, and I still think of Clem Fandango

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 20:49, archived)
Watching the first episode of Sneaky Pete and being in a fucking foul mood.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 21:20, archived)
Cheer up, misery guts.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 21:44, archived)
Shan't.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 21:46, archived)

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