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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:13,
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oh shitwell I guess I'll see you all on monday
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:13,
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that's ok, I'm going in a bit anyway(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:13,
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I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:17,
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mongychops, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:24,
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Rather be man of the people meself(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:38,
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While in the real world, this is happeninghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFQ67kjWsAI75y1.jpg
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:10,
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:14,
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I just picked a laptop power supply up off the floorand the plug swung down and hit me in the fucking balls. Now I feel a bit sick.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:30,
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I've managed to clout myself in the balls putting on a pair of trousers with a belt already looped.Buckle to the balls.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:32,
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I laughed at thisthen felt sick again. Life is cruel.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:32,
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Wonderful (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:36,
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New thread: celebrate life!What is best in life?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:00,
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the conan thingsorry, my heart's not in it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:03,
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A load of stuff has come back from the painter for my bike and it's started raining so I can't fit them.That is not the best.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:04,
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Shaping up to be a wet weekend.Bad luck, m8.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:07,
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yeah, i can't go skateboarding like a cool dudethis is an outrage
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:01,
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oh, it's outrageous alright(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:45,
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Skateboard = cool dude; rollerakates = prick.I see.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:08,
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did the fuel tank turn out alright?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:10,
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Yeah, brilliant. Prick didn't pick out the CZ design though, said it was too hard and knocked 100 quid off
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:21,
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The sort of nerd who paints warhammer figurescould probably do it for you in Humbrol paints if you wanted it
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:24,
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Nah, I'll just leave it.Also, he's a complete wanker as he's stripped and sealed the inside and then sand blasted the outside, so the bloody tank is full of sand.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:30,
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I reckon arson should be fairly easy to cover up on a place full if welding equipment and paint.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:54,
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a fat steak, a full bodied red wine, and a deep cleavage(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:10,
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Liquor and whores, cigarettes, dope and mustard and baloney and liquor and whores (
mongychops, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:14,
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Now we're talking(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:23,
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being part of a thriving online community(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:20,
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The bentfree forum?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:21,
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I look nothing like Marlon Brando(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:36,
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Lager, footy chat, cars, proper lad bantz, tits phwoar(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:21,
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DoughnutsCustard or Jam, don't mind, but ones with holes in are shite.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:22,
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Ring donuts can be dunked in coffee.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:23,
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Use a biscuit ya prickRight tool for the right job
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:24,
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You're a right tool, m8.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:28,
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You are a half hearted brass rubbing done in a shite cathedral m8(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:30,
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This made me laugh.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:31,
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Dunking anything is abhorrent(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:31,
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It's 2017Have it how you want sweetheart
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:28,
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Completely agree"Hey, you know this sweetbread with a variety of tasty fillings? How about we remove the part where the tasty filling should go so you've got nothing but bread and sugar." Fucking idiots
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:54,
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Mmm, pancreas doughnuts.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:03,
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good thing you didn't buy any of those poxy bullshit SUVsnow that you'll have two prams to carry around.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:45,
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Proper prams with suspension, you could probably get a rope and tow them behind(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:49,
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Fix some bricks around the axles to lower the centre of gravity and stop them flipping over(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:51,
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Maybe take the kids out before trying it though, unless you're feeling really confident(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:52,
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my brother and I used to surf car bonnets towed behind a vangood toimes
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:58,
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The new X1s have isofix in the front passenger seats and plenty of boot spaceWhat do you think I should buy then?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:55,
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a knackered diesel Peugeot 405 and a trailer.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:10,
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Everything perishableIs only a parable;
The inadequate,
This is the event;
The indescribable,
Here it is done;
The eternal feminine
Pull us.
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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:58,
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i.imgur.com/0v2hGkA.gif
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 13:15,
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what are you are weekend glans?Im off to Newcastle to join in the Northern Pride shenanigans.
Managed to wrangle some free VIP tickets, so I will be rubbing shoulders with top acts such as Little Fix and Steptacular!! I love a good tribute band (!)...
And if that wasn't enough,classic boyband A1 are the headliners! Amazing!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:44,
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As if anyone's proud of being from the north(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:47,
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Is Yorkshire north enough? They seem pretty sinful with pride(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:48,
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It's ironic, like 'gay pride'(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:55,
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now that's a divide we can ALL enjoy(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:32,
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People like Vernon Kay and Patrick 'Paddy' McGuinness have forged entire careers out of it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:20,
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Drink. Smoke. Fight.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:47,
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Fuller's should do a spin-off of London Pride for the market the other side of the Watford Gap and call it Northern Pride.Flavoured with parkin and whippets, or something.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:49,
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Going to an arcade tonight for gaming fun timesOne of my mates has just bought an Oculus Rift so I'll probably give that a go on Saturday until I vomit everywhere. And Sunday might be another hike weather permitting.
Yep absolutely nothing to do with music
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:54,
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one of your mates has too much moneyyou should mug him/her/xem
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:18,
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He got it on offer, half price £400 or somethingStill stupidly expensive but he reports that Euro Truck Simulator works incredibly with it.
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:34,
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i was just reading about one of those truck gamesthey're closing a section of road in the game for the same amount of time it'll be closed in real life. ffs
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:36,
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that's it, I'm taking the pills(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:54,
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*something about being a stiff*(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:01,
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my in laws are coming overso Imma dump the kid on them and go out for a game of pool
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:56,
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Might watch some neo noir(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:58,
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Imma try nu noirThe Maltese falcon, only with extra DJ scratches and Bogart raps all his lines
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:00,
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Is that where they recast Keanu Reeves in The Matrix as a black guy?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:05,
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Nah, just SuperMatt Minstrelled-up.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:30,
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"Have you been beasting it up in the pit, or are you just glad to see me?"
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:40,
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Probably go see DunkirkAnd think about the terribleness of death. Then meet OJ for a drink.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:13,
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That Harry Styles is just dreamy!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:21,
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Quiet one tonight Party time tomorrow and recovery Sunday
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:19,
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Might go for a hike if the weather holds up Jase.Probably go here if it's raining www.nationalgalleries.org/exhibition/beyond-caravaggio
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Oh man, I LOVE raw beef(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:53,
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Been sick and stressed all week, so a trip into the country might be nice this weekendI need to be among green things
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:23,
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thx babe, I feel better already :')(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:42,
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my wife's family rent some shacks in an ex-communist campsiteI've been politely asked how I feel about fixing them up and making them a bit more comfortable for the aging aunts that still use them.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:46,
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ohwell why don't you politely answer the question?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:50,
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I said I'd be happy to do it as and when I've got time tobut I want some co-operation from the multitude of able-bodied cousins who are going to have parties there every fucking weekend once I've done all the work.
EDIT: Lakeside luxury
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:54,
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Bit of an "Evil Dead" vibe.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:53,
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Going for a few pints with a couple of ex-colleagues this afternoon.Going out for lunch with the mrs tomorrow.
Sunday I'll probably Just laze around and play video games.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:26,
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Gig tonight,described as 'darktechno, electrowave, diskomutant and futurewave 100% vinyl". It's hyping itself up pretty hard so I really hope it throws down to match it.
No other plans as of yet.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:53,
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Jesus fucking tap-dancing christ(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:55,
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Sounds ace, doesn't it?It's just a shame there are no steam fairs on this weekend.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 10:59,
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I'm hoping the DJ'll have a few surprises up his sleeve.Worst-case scenario, we can always go to a heavy horse club afterwards.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:05,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:29,
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hurtful, m8hurtful
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:55,
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Thishttps://www.balhamfreefringe.com
and booze and massive drugs and mates birthday and ting
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:52,
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"Gateway to the South"+tangwallawallabingbang
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 11:56,
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No need for a new thread, but that last one is overrun with mawkish introspection.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:02,
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You never visit, so I've written you out of the will.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:11,
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The city's just announced that they're shutting down the tram line outside my flat for two yearswhile they extend the metro line. What a complete fucking joke.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:07,
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Bit of a weird tribute, still it's probably what he would have wanted(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:11,
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Famously anti-tram(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:43,
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You're da(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:14,
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You're more than a number in my little red book(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:19,
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Swinging down the street, so fancy free(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:33,
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:49,
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Some wank to remember, some wank to forget(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:36,
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remember wanking in the sand(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:40,
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do you remember wanking in stilettos in the snow(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:41,
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wankie tankie man(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:07,
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Wanking in Memphis(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:12,
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He do the wank, do the wank of life(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:15,
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If you see me wanking down the street, and I start to cry...(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:17,
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Learning to wank again(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:19,
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No woman's worth crawlin' on the earth, so wank like a man, my son(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:21,
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You've proved all you've got to prove, got nothing left to lose, just wank away, wank away, wank away...(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:34,
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remember you're a wanker (remember you're a wanker)remember, member, member, what a wanker, wanker, wanker you are
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:43,
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And I'm the only one and I wank alone(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:48,
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You might as well be wankin' on the sun(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:06,
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Wank wanky wanky wank wank wank wanky, yeah?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:31,
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Just so it's on public recordLinkin Park must have passed me by, as I don't know any of their songs. I remember Limp Bizkit, but not Linkin Park. Sorry.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:53,
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they were known as the 'skee-lo of nu metal'(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:54,
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lolJust like Pokemon, I think I was just slightly too old for nu-metal when it was big.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:58,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:01,
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I AM big. It's the pictures that got small(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:02,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:03,
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Alright Mr. pop culture(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:57,
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I turned off my radio in 1998 and never switched it back on(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:59,
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It's digital now.Whole stations dedicated to musty old people like you. Spandau Ballet and Adam Ant galore
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:04,
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Hey! Who's musty?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:06,
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You've become "nose blind"(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:17,
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+ I was a little bit taller(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:36,
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my legs have become so numb, can't feel them thereblood pressure so high and I'm losing my hair
I am middle aged, don't know what to do
in this century I don't have a clue.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:13,
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Even the one with the fuzzy guitars, scratching, and incoherent yelling?That's my favourite!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:38,
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Yeah, OJ killed them two people and we should all move onC'mon people.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:37,
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He'll kill again.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:40,
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Definitelyi.imgur.com/vTacNWR.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:43,
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I was reading this morning about the book he had ghostwritten afterwards called "If I Did It."The victims' families apparently had full control over the design of the book's cover, so they insisted on "I Did It" in huge text and the "If" in tiny writing inside the "I".
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 9:41,
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morningthe morning thread for people who have those two on ignore
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:15,
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I was 13 when hybrid theory came out. One of the first heavy albums I really connected to as an edgy 13 year old. I've not listened to it in years, and have been pretty down on linkin park and the whole Nù Metal genre as pretty much trash. But that album has a place in my formative youth, might stick it on over breakfast. Suicide is an awful thing as well. He was mates with Chris Cornell and sang at his funeral. Really awful stuff.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:20,
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So did his 6 kids(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:30,
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They may not reach his age tho, I smashed his pathetic effort (
mongychops, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:31,
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He forfeited though, it's not the same as beating someone who is still trying.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:33,
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Just being a sore loser that , whaaaa I'm not playing anymore(
mongychops, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:34,
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^ thisLinkin Park was the first metal album I bought, admittedly I moved pretty quickly onto heavier stuff quite quickly but hybrid theory piqued my interest in the genre
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:27,
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I think it was similar for lots around our age.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:29,
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lol, stupid kids and their shitty taste in music(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:58,
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looking down there \\//I think you and I were at the same festival many years ago
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:05,
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I remember when the Head of Music dropped it on my desk at universityI wrote it off as gash like all other nu metal, and 17 years later I've been proven right. It's just a shame it's borne such a lasting legacy among idiots
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:32,
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Yeah, as a genre it is almost all bollocks, But it was a stepping stone for a lot of metal heads my age. The thing is deftones were nu metal and made a string of fantastic records, others stuck with the edgy teenage angle and never improved. I saw linkin park at a download one year and surprised myself by really enjoying it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:36,
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Were Deftones nu metal? Around The Fur wasn't in that category at all, from what I remember(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:43,
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I think it was lumped in with then yeah.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:46,
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that was just lazy music journalismthere were plenty of bands of that time that were new, but not nu. Pitchshifter, Cold, and A Perfect Circle come to mind. But NME found it convenient just to say Drop D + American = Nu Metal.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:54,
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Fair enough. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:55,
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I was a kid when it came out, can't you read, thicko? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:47,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:01,
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I'm like a cheap holiday in EgyptAll-inclusive
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:34,
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Official HB Mupps endorsed morning thread replyIn a rare spurt of activity I got up at half 5 and went for a run
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:25,
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you know what? It actually is.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 7:57,
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I remember when new threads came at least once an hourthese days you'll have to wait past noon
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:00,
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Morning.Not sure in which thread to reply, since MoMu has started another thread saying there's no need for a new thread, which is, like, so meta.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:07,
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I'll leave a response here so that you know you're a valuable member of the team(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:33,
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Thanks fam.You complete me.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:43,
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Hi smashHow is your mad family member?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 6:41,
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Did you know my beautiful eyebrows meet in the middle? P(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 6:41,
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And now Linkin Park.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:06,
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I never liked him and I'm not gonna start now/ac
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:11,
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nü metal will live 4evä(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:24,
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What was wrong with old metal?And the stuff that came between them, transition metal?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 1:29,
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linkin park were a musical abomination(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:18,
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They took what Fred Durst was doing and ruined it.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:25,
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Yeah, their porn films were way worse than his were.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:34,
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I'm not going to look into this,and just assume that "Fred Durst porn" is exactly as horrific as I'd expect.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:04,
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I wonder if he still wears his silly red hat.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:11,
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Ashally I was thinking of him out of Biohazard.I dunno if Durst did any porn. He probably did though.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:57,
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Evan was also in HBO's Oz(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 1:06,
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Carbon-copying early offerings by godawful whiny angst-metal outfit "Korn"?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:40,
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I'd keep this going, but I don't think I can name any other nü metal acts.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:50,
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I quite like "wait and bleed" by slipknot.Everything else is shit and gay though.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 0:33,
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Oh hang on, Wikipedia would suggest that I'm actually thinking of "Coal Chamber".Thank fuck I no longer know all the specifics of music I listened to 20 years ago.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:56,
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I think they played the Ozzfest, that year I chaperoned my other half's sister and her friend.Most of the acts on the bill were a mystery to me (who the hell were SoulFly?).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:58,
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I liked their song about needing to get your hair dyed.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:02,
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If memory serves the angry dwarf from Sepultura got bored and decided to do rap metal for a bit(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:00,
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Body Count were the only rap metal act worth listening to.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:03,
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Nope.Might download the Judgement Night soundtrack, now.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:22,
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Nah, his wife got sacked as their manager so he couldn't exactly stay in the band.His brother is in Mixhell, who have played fabric, factfans.
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Soulfly are fucking ace.Max is a legend.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:54,
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Soulfly are fucking sick man Genuinely thank you
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 5:53,
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Not everything korn did was terrible, this one was alrightm.youtube.com/watch?v=NZIRK4G_Z7E
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 1:11,
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THE JUICE IS LOOSE(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:27,
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It took me way to far into that American Crime Story program to realise why OJ Simpson was known as "The Juice".(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:37,
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I met him once.He was polite. I showed him some photos of penguins.
It's a shame he's dead.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:29,
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He was forever traumatised by that meetingYOU FUCKING MURDERER!
Hi the LOVELY stuj.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:19,
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Hi The LOVELY Span Eff.Hey, wanna see some photos of penguins?
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:56,
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Does everyone you show them to die?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 22:10,
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I dunno.Wanna see 'em and help me find out?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 22:16,
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y'know I'm not sure I know a single one of their songs oh well
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:40,
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Yeah you do.EVERYONE knows that one where he goes "CRAAAAAAWWWLING, IIIIN MY HEAAAADDD!!!!"
That's about Team Spiders living in Melanie Phillips' brain, that one is.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:48,
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TBF, if I was in a band as shit as Linkin Park I would hang myself.(, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:50, archived)
couldn't you just do it anyway? (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 20:55,
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If I had to impersonate someone for laughs on a moribund websiteI would hang myself.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:30,
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You like that?Are you going to grow one?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 23:20,
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It is not your fault. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 0:28,
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I have no opinion on this, and although I'm a grumpy old man I can't see myself forming strong opinions now , about anything (
mongychops, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:20,
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It's not really relevant to my interests, either,but my Facebook feed is showing little else.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:23,
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A public outpouring of conspicuous grief, of a quantity and degree of insincerity not seen since The People's Princess over-squeezed the button on her 1:1 Scalextric(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 21:35,
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KThis needs updating then
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 0:43,
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I do hope we'll be getting some commemorative icons to mark Grrry's passing.A little Lego brick, perhaps?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 18:40,
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Oh, he's still alive.Bollocks.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 18:40,
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A little lego prick more like(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 18:48,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 18:51,
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TERRIBLE BULLYING OF MAFFERS!:(
MODS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 19:01,
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Get well soon hun x(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 19:57,
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COME ON OJWhen he gets out, he seriously needs to think about a Naked Gun reboot. What convicted criminal should be released, and what projects should embark upon?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 13:55,
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I reckon Rose West could open a nice bed and breakfast.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:00,
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my step dad was her prison guard for a bit(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:08,
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Is it true that she keeps budgies in prison?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:13,
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are you accusing her of being a budgie smuggler?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:25,
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Dunno, maybe.I read about about a girl who got done in Bangkok for drug smuggling and she served most of her time in the Bangkok Hilton and a few years in the same prison as Rose West, and said that she kept birds. IIRC.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:27,
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www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=budgie%20smugglers
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:29,
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Yeh I know m8.But she might actually have smuggled them into chokey hidden in her chuff or something.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:34,
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Midnight Express, except instead of heroin, Billy is caught with loads of budgies gaffer taped to his stomach(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:35,
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You're less likely to get shanked in the arse if you go with budgies rather than heroin.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:36,
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I got busted at the border, babewith 2 canaries in my shoe
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:37,
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We were in the supermarket once, and we saw those plastic banana guard thingsOne of the boys asked me what it was, and I said it was a budgie coffin. The woman stood next to us shot me the dirtiest look imaginable. And not the good kind. No sense of humour, some people.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:28,
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Charles Manson with a compilation CD 'Best Of ' or something(
$$ ✅, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:01,
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Fritzl would do some lovely renovations.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:06,
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Is Wesley Snipes out, yet?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:08,
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he franchised his surnameto a website debunking myths about the aristocracy
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:09,
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Sequel to Passenger 57, please.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:23,
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He has been known to wear a salmon shirt, but that doesn't mean anything these days.(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:19,
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yeah, he's trying to get Marvel to do a Blade film.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:32,
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*blade-studying intensifies*(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:37,
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he should be pretty pleased that 3 have already been made, really(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:38,
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One of which featured Triple HArguably the worst wrestler/actor in the history of cinema. And I count Hulk Hogan in that list.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:40,
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He needs to atone for Blade Trinity.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:53,
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Phil SpectorHis task is to fix all of pop music. All of it. With his GUNS.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:13,
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i was going to say harry roberts to kill more coppers, but it turns out he has been released and hasn't killed any more coppers yet(
mongychops, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:16,
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could be soon. he's facing 14 counts of tax evasion(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:29,
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I thought he was doing more violent/druggy crimes than that.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:35,
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I reckon we should just let them all go now, they've probably learned their lessonthey could embark on making britain great again post brexit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:27,
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If it doesn't all go the way of Escape from New York on our islandIt'll be pretty disappointing all round on what I believe Davis can deliver
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:35,
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I watched Escape from LA not long ago when it was on Netters, there's something very Trump about the president in it.A while back there was some company that stopped advertising on some right-wing rag like breitbart and infowars so there were loads of trump fans posting pictures of them pouring their cereal down the bog in a huff.
It was like an even more pathetic version of Disco Demolition Night.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:45,
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Disco Demolition Night is one of them Youtube videos I put on when I need cheering upJust because of the sheer stupidity of Americans makes me chuckle.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 15:17,
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That's true They should have to sign something that promises that they won't do it again, and then they're good to go
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:43,
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Like that Hale and Pace sketch with the Christian copperswho arrest the criminal but then forgive him and let him go. Was it Hale and Pace? I think it was.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:48,
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It's quite easy to forget Hale and Pace ever existed.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:53,
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The only sketch of theirs I can remember with any degree of clarity is The Management.They were a bit thick, really.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 15:01,
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never watched hale and pace soz (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 14:56,
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The morning thread seems to have run out of steam today.What else has run out of steam? Let's have your steamy anecdotes.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:06,
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Because he turned into Tesco Value Dozer.He might not still be Tesco Value Dozer, but until you mentioned him just now, I'd forgotten he even existed.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:23,
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spaMishfly is just $$*spaNishfly is the one that needs ignoring due to being a shit cunty prick
*spoiler
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:27,
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hmm, i didn't think it was but some digging would support your theory(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:34,
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Well, if it is Dozer, that would certainly explain why I put him on ignore.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:39,
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Didn't spanish change his name or summat?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:41,
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he live streamed his suicide on here but everyone had him on ignore and missed it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:50,
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oh i dunnoi can barely remember what i was doing yesterday. can't be dedicating vital brain space to the machinations of spastics
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:52,
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not that one, however(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:02,
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i thought there was a place in your heart for shit web comics? (
$$ ✅, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:03,
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Ah, okYeah, that's true. But that one made some sort of basic sense. I like the ones that are in NO WAY amusing or logical.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:05,
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SBP for a Turner prize.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:05,
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dozer who is banned for winding up fucksocks comes back with an account name designed to wind up fucksocks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:48,
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Was that what got him banned?I thought he just got bullied off OT and banned by the mod who is not a mod.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:55,
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oh wait you might be rightI thought it was modolith who banned him
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:07,
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looks like i got rid of a couple of alts(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:19,
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I think it was his constant references to child pornography (
mongychops, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:09,
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He did seem a bit too keen to point out CP.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:10,
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Should have gone to /board.I hear they're quite accommodating.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:14,
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forgot I had thisit's almost impossible to read, but the gist is 'shut up and fuck off, prick'
imgur.com/a/6M8ux
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:13,
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I don't get it(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:17,
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Lol.He had a fair few warnings before being booted, by the look of it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:19,
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who the fuck are these peopleand why should I care?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:08,
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fucksocks is spanishfly,dozer is a skateboarding mortgage advisor who obsesses over Siän Williams.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:11,
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but I don't know who fucksocks and dozer are/were(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:18,
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Does this help?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:23,
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Then you probably don't need to worry about any of this.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:26,
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spamishfly and spanishflyand you shouldn't give any of this a second thought
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:11,
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he obviously cares otherwise he wouldn't have posted in the thread(
$$ ✅, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:26,
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he gazzed me and said he does care really he just wants to look cool and street and hard in front of everyone else(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:28,
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he's at a difficult age(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:48,
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That doesn't make any sense.I've never put $$ on ignore. Wittingly.
Edit: apparently I did manage to put $$ on ignore, somehow. Sorry about that, $$.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:29,
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I only have one other account after I forgot the password to this one(
$$ ✅, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:45,
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OK, so it is Dozer, then.Right you are.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:56,
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when I lived in Finlandpeople would finish work and head to the office basement for a pre-commute sauna, and they'd be practically undressing in the lifts which was a bit urgh really but the Finns are just like that.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:12,
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Presumably they were podgy and hairy rather than supermodels.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:17,
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tall and skinny and pale, mostly(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:25,
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I may have, on occasion, been less than complimentary about you, manolith.In light of this fine pun, I take it all back. You're alright.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:44,
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Finns are great(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:28,
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there's always an exception to any rule though, eh(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:34,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqy4uClJcs4
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:39,
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There's a slim chance I might go to a steam fair on sunday.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:14,
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Bring broccoli, so you can cook it over the steam engine exhausts and enjoy a healthy snack.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:19,
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I love it when they hold those at the showground near me,and I get to spend my free time in a traffic queue that's barely managing walking speed.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:46,
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just park outside your house, you wally(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:54,
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If I want to park my car in the middle of a field, and then walk back into town, who are you to tell me otherwise?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:56,
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You're like one of those people who comment in local newspaper websites,Who gets upset when anyone else's fun inconveniences you even very briefly, but then gets upset when they won't close the main road for a st George's day parade and make it a bank holiday.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:59,
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We close the main road through town every St George's (well, the nearest Sunday), and it's great.I just like moaning about stuff.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:01,
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I hope you get knocked off your bicycle (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:05,
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I used to take great pleasure in cycling around Luton on the road,pointedly ignoring the "cycle lane" that was little more than a pavement made of cracked, uneven paving slabs. Bet that made me really popular.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:17,
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is there anything in life you enjoy that doesn't involve being a prick?[serious]
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:33,
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I'd argue that the council employee who designated a narrow, uneven pavement as a cycle lane was the real prick in that story.There were plenty of cycle/pedestrian collisions reported in the local rag for that stretch of road, a statistic that I was not keen to contribute to.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:43,
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yeah, but it's this bit..."I used to take great pleasure in" etc
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:51,
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Gotta take enjoyment where I find it, manolith - two fingers up to the local council was a small modicum of satisfaction that made the pedal through Luton mildly less unpleasant.Pretty much everyone in Luton would drive like a total prick, anyway, so I was basically a traffic calming measure.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 12:03,
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I once played a gig at the hollowell steam rally & heavy horse showit was, as you might imagine, really shit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:57,
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I went to that event last year.It was alright.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:00,
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I didn't enjoy itit pissed down with rain, they didn't appreciate us trying to get drunk and have fun, and the band I was in was really shit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:05,
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That sounds like a perfectly normal steam show.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:06,
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What sort of joyless fun-sponge objects to visitors to a fair getting their drink on?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:07,
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steam engine and heavy horse enthusiasts(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:10,
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Monster munch probably.They were having too much fun and laughing too loudly near him
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:10,
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Next steam fair I see, I'm going to let down the tires on all the traction engines.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:20,
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Uh, right well, you see they don't, you know what. Go for it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:22,
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I will, you see if I don't.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:28,
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'Heavy horse' should be a music genre.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:02,
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That is an incredibly gay fight scene.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:43,
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I had one of those in the back of my cab once.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:23,
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Yo, it's KP.Although I'm pretty sure KP was TH
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:07,
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How can it be meWHEN I'M RIGHT HERE ALSO....
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:07,
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Don't start.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:09,
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wooooooOOOOooooo*spooky gesture*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:10,
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I've got an account somewhere I think called Monty Boyce. To wind up Beefo.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:09,
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I think I had a Monty Boyce oncethey were all the rage for about two days
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:16,
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if so, you didn't use the same password or signup ip as your normal account(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:57,
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I was going to post something hilarious from my spare account here, but I can't remember what its username is(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:24,
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it's a pretty hilarious namewww.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=92255
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:32,
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I've forgotten what the hilarious thing I was going to post was and all (, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:46, archived)
it's the thought that counts*thinks about breasts*
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:52,
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you're talking to the fake manolith. don't be fooledbut yes. it is.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 12:35,
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My most recent gazWinding Monty up
I am trying to get a few of us to wind Monty up. Please take part by changing your sig to 'Vote for Kroney'
The more people that take part the better it will work. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 07:12, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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oh boy Monty is going to be pissed!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:15,
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it's never too late Kippers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:27,
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What a wheeze, we surely had some laughs in the good old days.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:18,
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My wings are like shields of steels.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:48,
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:56,
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well then you're under arrestgo directly to jail, etc
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:00,
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funny, that's what I told my wife yesterday(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:12,
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morning sickness pretty bad then?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:20,
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yes, I'm really suffering(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:26,
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no more like a strong feeling that yesterday was monday and tomorrow is wednesday(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 7:36,
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as Boston sangthat's more than a feeling
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 7:42,
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I'll be eating the rest of my spaghetti with tomato sauce left over from yesterday(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 8:07,
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I hope you spill some on your freshly ironed shirt(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 8:20,
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I do NOT and have never ironed and not planning to(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 8:55,
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 7:53,
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Morning and stuff.I'm going to grab a bag of popcorn and savour this delightfully grumpy morning thread.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 8:07,
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I hope you break your tooth on a kernel(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 8:14,
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The Big Book of Unix Disses.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 8:17,
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feel a bit sick now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 8:59,
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I'll be honest, I did lol at smash monkey taking a shit(
broadsword w⚓, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:23,
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Someone's actually managed to code a Skagra Generator.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:01,
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+T.S
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:10,
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I have a Godby cat in mind...(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 9:41,
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Have we just given up then?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:55,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 19:12,
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All I ask is that you remember me for who I was and not what I've become. (
$$ ✅, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 19:30,
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you'll always be a sentimental scouser to me hun xx(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 21:01,
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dunno what you were before that (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 21:02,
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i have his username history but i wouldn't divulge it without permission (
manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 23:14,
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I ain't given up on shit(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 20:07,
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Yes, but I never gave out.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 20:24,
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i don't remember giving down, to be honest(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 20:45,
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Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive ladyprow is posted on the board.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 22:08,
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I thought /talk was on its summer recess back down to business in September
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 21:03,
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Just heard Alan marrow died, a month ago, hed known me all my life, worked for my dad for 30 years, bit gutted I didn't get to say our respect , my dad's gutted (
mongychops, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 21:14,
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Sorry for your loss mongy(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Jul 2017, 7:05,
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There's loads of protests going on in Poland right nowI don't see the point, they never achieve anything.
What are you protesting against?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 12:48,
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The protest du jour over here is about the gubmint's plans to abolish council tax,since they'll inevitably have to raise taxes somewhere else to ensure that the local authorities have something to spend on culture, transport and all the rest of it.
What are they bitching about in your neck of the woods?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:05,
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I'm protesting against all musloms (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:06,
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fashion and basic hygiene(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:08,
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Are you saying protesting has never achieved anything ever? (
$$ ✅, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:08,
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I thought about saying something similar to this, then thought it's not worth my bother.Then hoped nobody replied to the thread at all, you know 'in protest'. As that would've been funny.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:13,
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The ironic appropriation of everything I ever held dear by cunt millennials with stupid hair(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:13,
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apparently millennials can be as old as 37I find that utter fuckery.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:15,
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It's almost as if it's based on attitude and behaviour rather than a rigid set of rules based on when someone was born.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:20,
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Aka 'kidults', all those people who play with Lego and trains and fidget spinners all the time.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:22,
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don't look at me m8, I own real estateapparently that excludes me from the millennial bracket immediately.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:27,
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Enjoy your imminent totalitarian regime, Grrry.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:32,
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He strikes me as the sort who would be fine with it provided he can stay in his little Malvina Reynolds-esque box.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:33,
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you just wanted an excuse to drop the name of an old song most people haven't heard ofI expect that makes you feel quite smug, in a comforting middle-class sort of way.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:36,
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Never heard of her.Although I do know the song from Robin & Wendy's Wet Weekends.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:45,
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bit shit really using it for adverts for consumerism (
mongychops, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:52,
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now I'm listening to itI can see why Joanna Newsom thought she could sing
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:52,
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I understand this reference.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:55,
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dunno, there's a slim chance the President will veto itif he can get his tongue out of the chairman's arse long enough to raise an objection.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:35,
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Oh, that's right, it's that putting the judiciary in the hands of the executive thing.Yeah, that's more than a bit dodgy.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:40,
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Lech Waęsa must be spinning in his grave.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:43,
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lol, b3ta hates Polish history.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:43,
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nah, he's a traitor and communist collaboratoraccording to records found in the National Records institute shortly after its manager was replaced by a current party member. It seems the new management was able to uncover reams of collaboration docs that all previous administrations had failed to declare, even the Communist party when Walesa was protesting in the Gdansk shipyards. God bless the current leaders.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:47,
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And you've always been at war with Eurasia.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:52,
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Serves them right for writing "Ship of Fools".(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:54,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:12,
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You know, Ive never even tried a pair on.They look bloody uncomfortable though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:10,
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Sunderlandit should never have been created.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:17,
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impressionists(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:47,
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Alright, Hall and/or Oates(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:52,
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what's wrong with a nice landscape?saying that, i love Holbein's portraits
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:54,
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if paintings are so good, why did god invent the camera?explain THAT with your science
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 15:08,
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dick pics, obvs.(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 15:14,
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Wellpbs.twimg.com/media/DFGjXk2XoAAfpwX.jpg:large
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 16:11,
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Most of them agreed, surprisingly(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 16:19,
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Who's Pat Valerie?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 16:36,
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My auntieshe lives on the island
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 16:37,
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The one from that Michael Bay film?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 16:39,
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Does she know you hate her cakes so?Still, moot point if you're going to harvest her organs, I suppose.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 16:45,
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This government, right kid's?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 16:53,
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