I spent most of the past 36 hours getting vomited onGot any technicolour burping stories?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 11:54,
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I once projectile vomited in a nightclub in Hullit was quite impressive, would recommend
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:01,
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my kid was doing Exorcist impressionsI thought vom like that was only for horror movies, but it was like a fire hydrant with chunks.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:03,
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I once got kicked woken up from the 'chill out' part of a nightclub and told to go on the dancefloor and wake myself up or go home.Shortly afterwards i vomited in the corner of the dark dancefloor.
I did wake up a bit after that.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:03,
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contains colourwww.fastcodesign.com/3021327/asides/the-addams-familys-living-room-was-pink
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:07,
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Joe was once really high and grabbed a bowl to be sick in.It came out at a real speed and just sloshed right out and up in to air and all over the wall.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:15,
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A couple of christmases ago I had a stomach bug and ended up projectile vomiting onto the lid of the closed bog.It went everywhere, and my mum's bathroom has a sort of tiled shelf behind the bog where the pipes are boxed off.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:15,
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I had flu one christmas, and didn't eat for a few daysfinally, my appetite began to return, and all I could stomach was beetroot. Well, you can imagine what came out. It was horrific.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:16,
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I know those feelsI flew back to the UK for christmas, went to sleep on Christmas Eve not feeling great, then woke up on Boxing day and spent the rest of the holiday phase drinking cupasoups and squirting lava over my parent's commode.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:20,
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I was once left in my mates house because I had gone green While they all went to a nightclub. While they were out I needed to puke, I ran to the back door...locked. Cloesest thing to me was the dogs bowl. Filled it to the brim.
When they came back and I was woken up by the loud mouthed piss heads, I went to show them my pride and joy in the dogs bowl. Only to find the dog had licked it clean.
Fucking dogs. Filthy cunts.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:27,
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you make out it's surprising that a dog would eat your vomi've seen dogs eat shit, sometimes their own shit, still warm
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:34,
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After taking a drag on a cig for the first time, I ran upstairs to chuck Heineken and vodka into my mate's toilet.His dog followed me up and lapped at the puke as it came out of my mouth.
This post is probably ripe for a strikey-g.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:36,
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you fucking pussysmoke like a man
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:44,
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I smoked mentholated herbal cigarettes, for a short while at university.What a fucking prick I was.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:47,
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these days the cool kids vapethe bigger the vape cloud the better
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:51,
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I saw a bunch of teenagers, sharing a vape.They didn't seem to be enjoying it very much. Bit of a crappy rite of passage.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:54,
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instant classic(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:34,
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Yeah, can't be bothered typing them tho needless to say...oh hahahaha(
mongychops, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:42,
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i see off topic is properly dead these days(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:42,
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i do not want to(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:51,
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This modelling lark is alright.Two lovely young ladies have been stroking my hair for the last hour and a half.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:43,
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you are in a creche(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:45,
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Last one in the ball pit is a smelly poo head!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:48,
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those fucking ball pits make me feel sick(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:54,
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trying to brush enough of it over his faceto not break the mirrors inside their DSLRs
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:49,
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how many years back luck is that?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 13:02,
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he's already got 4 kids, so that's 4 x 18 already(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 13:06,
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Do you know something I don't?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 13:15,
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why else do you drive a spaz chariot?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 13:15,
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3 full size rear seats, and plenty of boot space.Not had the six seater for years.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 13:57,
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I don't know why anybody's posts anything on here , nobody reads it , he has 3 kids , a son, and boy girl twins (
mongychops, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 13:15,
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It's not hard to see why "gaz mongychops" is standard advice.You're the only one who knows anything, around here.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 13:56,
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My raw, animal magnetism.Not really, it was a hairdresser's assessment, and long haired men are hard to come by, apparently.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:53,
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again at the same guys house - after a night at the local nightclub called The Cherry Tree (total shit hole)we went to the Rock night one Thursday - I was 16 at the time or 17 not sure. Got totally fucked, had a kebab. Mate said i could stay at his. Which actually meant just lie on his fucking freezing cold bedroom floor with no pillow or cover.
Needed to spew - someone in the bathroom - spewed out of his bedroom window.
Woken up to his mother in the garden "KEVIN COME AND SORT THIS SHIT OUT ITS DISGUSTING"
He sends me down where there is a trail of spewed kebab attached to the wall all the way down from his window to the ground below. I was just handed a hosepipe from his mother she didnt even look at me.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:44,
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yeah, that's enough spanishfly(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:48,
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fuck off dribble(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 12:53,
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this new you is very reminiscent of the old you(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 13:01,
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i am very sorrysee
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 13:02,
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you cunts really need to step up and start new threads on occasion(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 13:52,
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Alright?I am in Cheltenham but leaving soon - i need a haircut and a new shirt.
SPANISHFLY has a date tonight and it is not with a hooker.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:51,
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I thought you were already seeing someoneDid your choice of cabriolet put her off?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:55,
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There's Something About Spanishfly(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 11:01,
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Oh Spamishfly you are a card!(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 11:05,
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Thinking about it, there is some reggae I like,Mention of the liquidator reminded that that is a tune.
Am I ok to generally not like the genre but enjoy a few tracks of goodness?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jul 2017, 11:10,
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i think 2 can lives in cheltenham, are you going on a date with him?he's a rich doctor y'know, you could really settle down with him
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 11:16,
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its alright i am minted anywayand hes a cunt - so i will pass.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 11:28,
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slow claps(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 13:03,
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this thread has already died(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 11:48,
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Spanishfly (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 17:02,
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Stomping threads is both big and clever.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:01,
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I really don't like reggae (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:13,
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I thought I didn't like reggae, until I strayed listening to some, and now I love it.A copy of Bob Marley's Legend, and the soundtrack to The Harder They Come, ought to be enough to convince anyone.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:15,
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It's all boring shit to me.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:21,
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be an individual and a special snowflake(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:23,
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I think it's one of those genres that you can only get into if you're on drugsand then later you listen to it to remember what drugs were like because your sad middle aged twat lifestyle doesn't permit them as much any more.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:16,
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I've got no problem if you want to partake m8they're just not for me.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:21,
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Drugs are bad, mm'kay?Haha, like in that cartoon!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:17,
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Wait, McBeef still does drugs and he's proper old.Maybe the problem is you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:21,
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McBeef seems to hate every aspect of his waking existence, especially his jobso I expect they're his coping mechanism
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:22,
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I do.But white british reggae fans can be fucking awful.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:17,
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White man dreads are super cool.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:19,
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I half-jokingly suggested to my youngest that we get his hair put into dreads.He initially laughed it off, but now he's quite keen.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:21,
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You're son is a wanker(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:22,
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Bit highbrow for this board.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:24,
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he was a librarian who cheated on his wife, he's not THAT highbrow(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:25,
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I thought he was a massive shut in and was even quite distant towards his missus.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:27,
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we only have all his poetry because World of Warcraft hadn't been invented back then(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:28,
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There was some play on the radio, the other night, about his dad being a Nazi sympathiser.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:29,
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he apparently had a saluting hitler statue on the mantelpiece at home(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 11:27,
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Play him loads of Ned's Atomic Dustbin to straighten him out.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:22,
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I put on their "Best Of" in the car, a few years back.It's terrifyingly shit.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:23,
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Judge Dread is a great exponent of the genre, first white man to have a reggae hit in Jamaica and tops the BBCs list of banned tracks. Rass Clarts the lot of you
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hey you know what isn't big and clever?bullying
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:32,
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lol get fucked grandadbullying is the best
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:43,
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Mi god, mi king, him name Jahoviah. Yah man.Mi god, mi king, him name Jahoviah.
He inspire me to be a mic chanta
Me mass wid deh mic 'round the amplifier.
Me fling wey deh slackness, cah know I culture
Pure conscious lyrics yuh a go hear me utter
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$$ ✅, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:37,
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this isn't in keeping with the indigenous british roots of this forum(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 10:45,
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the best reggae songs are:Dreadlock holiday - 10cc
Hotel California - The Eagles
Walking on the moon- The Police
Haitian divorce - Steely dan
D'yer mak'er - Led Zeppelin
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 11:25,
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Deleting threads is both big and clever.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 9:59,
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it's just like any other dayno need to cause a scene
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 7:30,
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how's the burgeoning family?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 7:31,
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Ordered a new wheelbarrow which came yesterday and made the mistake of letting my daughter climb in it.She now pretty much lives in it and keeps insisting on being taken for rides around the garden.
Thinking of taking her out for a walk in it later, looking forward to the looks of sympathy from people who think I can't afford a proper pushchair.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 7:42,
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fit one of those twee fake licence plates with her name on it(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 7:43,
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now you can fuck right off with that sort of language ma8te(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 7:43,
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you're not even my real dad(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 7:56,
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Big stupid sweaty ball sack(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jul 2017, 7:57,
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but enough about your reflection(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 8:04,
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heeeeeyyyy! so good to seeeeeeee you!(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 8:16,
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*Everyone immediately stops slagging off tuib**Canned laughter and sitcom bass*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 8:20,
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that's William Baumgardner to you m8(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 8:46,
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I can't decide whether that's going to be some massively tiresome in-joke or actually quite good(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 8:49,
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Okay, now that makes no sense(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 8:49,
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^ Phil Colin's best of compilation(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 8:27,
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Off work, today.Car dropped off at the garage, so home for breakfast and then off to my modelling gig.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 8:31,
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well that message took an unexpected turn(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 8:33,
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I'm just pleased that my natural beauty is finally being recognised.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 8:34,
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+at the police station line-up(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 8:50,
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Hi there!It's dog day for me, when we finally get our grubby mitts on Daphne the Jackshund.
Im also off work on Monday, so long weekend wins for me!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 9:12,
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b3ta.com/talk/8101003
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 22:55,
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^ what she said(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 7:26,
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well bin day is monday but thank you anyway(
sock more tea vicar?, Fri 28 Jul 2017, 5:51,
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Missed the last thread. Seeing him in embra in a few weeks.He played up here last year and all. Was good.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 19:01,
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Oh, hi(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 19:00,
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I just did a search for city boy but there's some kind of shit poetry class insteadb3ta.com/talk/5705
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 19:09,
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shortest passage in the bible(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 20:31,
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Be busy in there tonight, gets packed on thursdays for a spoons (
mongychops, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 19:50,
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alright ian rush's inadequate flushesmy fucking denture broke
#veryVERYold
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 20:11,
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Evening glans threadI'm off to see Jerry Sadowitz doing a magic show later.
Watchoouptoo?
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Puppy proofing my housecooking, smoking, chilling
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 17:22,
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we're allowed children these days...It's sickening
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 17:47,
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They should be compulsory.You'd all be a bit less fabulous with milky sick down your front.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 17:49,
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like we would't carry wipes everywhere for such an event...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 17:59,
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gonna get beered up tonightbecause THURSDAY
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 17:23,
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Might wank over a copy of Hello(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 17:40,
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just storing this here(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Jul 2017, 20:01,
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When I was 14 my parents took us to Alton Towers. Peter Jackson's LOTR trilogy was just finishing up in the cinemas and among the many themed rides, the park had a thing based around The Two Towers. It looked horrific, basically there were two groups of you strapped into a platform at the base of each tower, and then it raised you right up before swinging you towards each other. Because it pivoted centrally, they had to make sure the load in both platforms were pretty much equal. Nothing whatsoever to do with the film, it could have been branded with anything at all. But the massive Eye of Sauron at the top looked impressive to a teenager.
So I stood in line for Barad-dûr, because Orthanc looked almost full and there was a massive queue. But when I got to the front, the attendant wasn't sure whether we were over limit. Even though there were seats free, there were a couple of right fatties already seated. Anyway, the staff thought they might be able to fit another one or two people on. So they made a couple of us stand on scales, just to be sure. And that was the time I got a weigh with Mordor.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Jul 2017, 20:02,
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Just think in ten years time this forum will be gone and most of us will be dead. (
$$ ✅, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 15:55,
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I'll upload myself and stay here foreve r(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 15:59,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 16:03,
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He has weak forearmsHe is no threat to man nor beast.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 16:08,
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where will I find my safe space then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 16:06,
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I've got your safe space right here *points at crotch*
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 16:07,
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That's what they said ten years ago hereAnd yet the rotting corpse (much like mine) will live on through persistence
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 16:07,
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I much preferred his other songBilly Wank
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 16:13,
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Pretty Young Wankoh
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 16:14,
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The Wank Is Mine(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 16:16,
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Don't Wank 'Til You Get Enough(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 16:34,
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I thought it already was... just came back to check and it's still here. Not like it was in the old days mind, it was all fields round here then...
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C, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 16:09,
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I love it when old users drop by.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 16:09,
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i can't wait for the 9 millionth post!!!(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 16:34,
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lol the ceiling caved in in the girls' bogs due to a leak and soaked someone sitting on the shitterthe thought of a collapsed office toilet made me think of you xxx
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:14,
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i dunno, who caresmy company left langstone, so i'll guess we'll never see each other
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:18,
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no, I guess notI'm hardly ever there anyway
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:23,
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i'm starting a new role in about a month, get to work from home two days a weeki am quite happy about this arrangement
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:25,
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nice, congratulations!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:26,
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sure, why not(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:18,
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thxthis makes me remember The Doveston really hard
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:31,
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RIP The Doveston.Now he haunts the ladies toilets.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:16,
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it's not haunting, it's peeping(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:19,
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^ Pooping Tom(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:22,
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:20,
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yesmr-burns-yes.jpg
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:23,
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the funniest bit was how distraught she was(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:30,
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So, wait, you isn't the guy who drove to London in the van then?Unless yer cell has wifi now.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:26,
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that bloke lived near a mate of mine, near that aldi in pentwynapparently he was a right prick
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:29,
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They smuggle wifi in up their butts(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:29,
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right up the homehub(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:30,
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hiya luv u ok?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:41,
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hi mike, hope you're well(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:39,
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I hope you stopped smoking that pipe.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:45,
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i vape now(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:46,
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:50,
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yes, that's right(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:52,
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Hahahahahah(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:52,
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lol. Someone I know cowped the toilet in a pub we go in trying to get nose-height with the windowsill.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:48,
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Cowped? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:53,
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Yes.www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cowped
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:55,
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It's like a motorbike, but you pedal it to get it goingand it produces milk instead of carbon monoxide
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:56,
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BUT THE HORN'S DIFFERENTdamn it, that's a MUCH better punchline
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:57,
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Edit it in, delete this and I'll click it up on the poplo page for you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 15:03,
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but that would be dishonestit would make a mockery of the entire site and everything we're trying to achieve
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 15:05,
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I have 3 other accounts I use to set myself up for jokes.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 15:08,
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alright mongy(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:53,
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I just got caught in a downpour.What have you caught, or been caught by?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:06,
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I was caught short once(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:08,
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The Fuzz.To make matters worse, I was still on a buzz :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:09,
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Your poor mother.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:12,
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I've blackened her name(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:14,
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[allusions to the rest of the lyrics](
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:36,
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no we should go to pakistan in vans and drive down their streets knocking over as many as we can, see how they like it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:35,
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Aw, so romantic!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:36,
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this is a christian counrty and welcomes others with open arms, try going to one of their countrys and open a shop and build a church, see how you get on
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:48,
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I imagine you'd do okThey still use shops in pakistan, and (behind Islam) christianity is one of the biggest religions over there, as far as I'm aware.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:56,
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Maybe that's what he meansIt's actually a little bit of practical career advice
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:57,
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Catch you with my death bag(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:12,
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If this is a sack, then get in it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:17,
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looking forward to knocking back these Lidl pils mcbeef recommended (
$$ ✅, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:18,
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even cheap German beer is better than no German beer, innit?(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:20,
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Own brand molly?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:21,
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10 pack of tiny bottles?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:21,
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I'll bet Herr mcbeef is a big fan of the reinheitsgebot.lol, "bot"
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:26,
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Caught for sport and thrown back, or do you eat your catch?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:35,
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I just can't remember what sort of fishing you like.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:37,
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Keep them out of water just long enough for the higher brain functions to diethen throw them back and watch what remains of a swimming reflex kick in
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:41,
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www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1206370899/20060915france0011.jpg
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mongychops, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:41,
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Some twat will be along in a few seconds to fix thisbecause he likes to be helpful and not because he's a luvvie control freak
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:45,
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aw, i thought i was actually being helpful :((
manolith hooray for me, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:03,
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neither did i, but i've fixed a few broken links in my time(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:21,
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Did you eat it?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:14,
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Here, what do you call a fish with no eyes?I've no idea!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 13:53,
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Astyanax mexicanus.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 14:11,
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Helen Keller thread(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 11:38,
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I can't see this post.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 11:42,
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what's the difference between Helen Keller and Henry Kelly?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 11:42,
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Well, if you don't see it I'm not sure I can explain it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 11:43,
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My uncle just posted this.i.imgur.com/tnwzu3Q.png
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 11:49,
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Uh huhHave you asked him what liberal lefties have said this?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 11:56,
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^whingeing leftie liberal luvvie(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 11:59,
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strikey-gu love a bad whinge
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:01,
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When he was over for dinner last week I told him myself.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 11:59,
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good workYou should tell him that the reason people aren't supposed to attach flags to their cars, is because it's racist
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:00,
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I also told him you can't eat bacon within 30ft of a mosque(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:02,
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rather have a pint of numbers but will have a helen if that's all you got (
mongychops, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 11:53,
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Stella 4 or carling(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 11:59,
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ended up reading the wiki page for sifl & ollyalmost 30 'citation needed' tags
it's a sock puppet stoner comedy show guys, come on
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:00,
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That was me m8(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:01,
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Dunno who that is.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:09,
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She's the skee lo of American authors(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:14,
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except Keller is really, really, really, really, really, really, really, famous(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:15,
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Yeah, like number 1 hit rapper skee lo(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:17,
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number 1 of what?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:18,
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Rapping(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:19,
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Ah, like Ice Cube?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:19,
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Exactly. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:20,
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He's av actor, you wally.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:20,
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Bit before my time, going by Wikipedia.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:17,
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What's the difference between Tom O'Connor and Roy Walker?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:13,
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Tits and stuff(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:14,
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haha good oneI'm writing that down. Wait here until I find a pencil.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:17,
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woahI like how it goes from 9B to 9H, in the blink of an eye
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:21,
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are we lead it off the road(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:48,
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Anybody know why it looks like this now? I'm sure I had a friend , comedy answers greatly appreciated, but a real answer would be swell imgur.com/a/Tgc2C
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mongychops, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 17:16,
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It might be the jews (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Jul 2017, 17:24,
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Hacking Two Hats' eBay account wasn't particularly rewarding,so I've pwnd your Facebook, instead.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 17:38,
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is it the same on a desktop or another mobile device or a smartwatch or a wifi-enabled fridge?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 19:09,
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aw I'll be your friend m8 (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 19:21,
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If u couldn't handle me at my worse you don't deserve my best .. Abraham Lincoln (
mongychops, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 20:41,
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You'd think after 3000 years of hate they'd give up being cunts (
mongychops, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 20:42,
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no such thing as 3 m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 14:17,
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oh great brb is back(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 14:27,
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