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here's a new thread, use it as you see fit
you could insult me, discuss current affairs or maybe just tell us how you're feeling? the choice is yours!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:06, archived)

I'm on the edge of being granted an actual budget from my firm for the team I've put together
I feel a bit overwhelmed
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:08, archived)

i don't think boasting about your personal achievements was an option

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:12, archived)

I'm more asking for support from my elders and betters who have more experience in this
but I can see how it sounds like a humblebrag
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:14, archived)

Just spend the budget on cocaine.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:16, archived)

do coke dealers issue receipts?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:16, archived)

Probably, I've never asked though

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:17, archived)

is cocaine vat exempt?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:18, archived)

I doubt it, it's a bit of a luxury

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:21, archived)

Surely you could reclaim it if it's for business use
in line with keeping your staff stimulated by supplying free coffee
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:42, archived)

this is why I needed other people's input
thanks drimble. Thrimble.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:58, archived)

well, i don't exactly have a team, but i do have a bunch of people i delegate* to, so how can i help?
*of course by this i mean evade tasks and apportion blame to other people when not completed
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:17, archived)

I'm now the spokesman for 13 people with identical job titles
spread out over a department of 1000 people, so we all have different bosses and cost centres and stuff, but I've been given approval to corral them into a team to try and make us all work more efficiently for synergies and cost savings and other business bullshit.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:20, archived)

Kill yourself.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:21, archived)

I gues you haven't got that promotion yet then

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:32, archived)

you should probably start by arranging a get together with an open bar
it's important to see work colleagues drunk
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:27, archived)

that was my first goal
We're spread out all over Poland so a travel budget and a big meal is the first point of order.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:34, archived)

Please tell me one of the sizes of bushels was 'a gary'.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:32, archived)

lol

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:32, archived)

I'm simply feeling fabulous!
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:09, archived)

fab yoo luss

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:14, archived)

So it looks like Oldbury is the head office.
So they've booked for a parcel to be shipped, but they've not yet received anything. So it's anyone's guess whether the stuff has been sent.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:13, archived)

what stuff?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:17, archived)

Rear shocks, new piston and ring set, barrell gasket and timing advance spring.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:21, archived)

sounds like car nerd stuff, you car nerd

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:27, archived)

Motorbike actually

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:30, archived)

more like motordork

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:48, archived)

Lemmy's dungeons-and-dragons-themed side projectzzzzz

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 14:15, archived)

hey doves what about all that they've been saying on the news eh?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:32, archived)

when are the government going to step in and do something about it? that's what i wanna know

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:45, archived)

they always say they're going to crack down but then nothing ever happens about it

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:51, archived)

i'm not a fan of these kids going around chucking acid at people, or people getting killed for a wrist watch, they should pack that in

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mongychops, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:43, archived)

they should be careful with the acid, try not to damage the leather strap on the wrist watch etc.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:47, archived)

Suppose it is good they are showing an interest in horology and not just smoking wacky baccy

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mongychops, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:51, archived)

I just want to know if I'm representing white culture properly

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:49, archived)

do you feel like political correctness has gone too far and that despite what the media tells you, you are being oppressed?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:51, archived)

you're not allowed to any more, you have to make it suitable for muslims

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:52, archived)

this is basically a yes to my question

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:53, archived)

is it racist to be proud of being white and wanting whites only things like schools and that?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:55, archived)

they're called grammar schools m8

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 13:56, archived)

you've obviously never visited the west midlands

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 14:02, archived)

i thought black country was just a name tbh

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 14:08, archived)

my daughters school has loads of blacks in it, i heard they lower the 11 plus score for them

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mongychops, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 14:04, archived)

you're as shit and rubbish as the current government that make me feel sad
there, 3 for 3
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 14:05, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfKtimn6rPU
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 14:07, archived)

Day off, but have woken up with a cold and I'm actually having to work
Hows your Thursday panning out? Alternatively: Go fuck yourself.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:02, archived)

Interesting so far
I have pulled a ligament in my groin and am having fun trying to work out how i did it
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:08, archived)

Sleep karate?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:09, archived)

Possibly
But it might be from moving a telly and double bed the other day
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:18, archived)

~~moving a~~ sleeping with
~~and double bed~~ savalas
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:20, archived)

Awful day.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:14, archived)

Glad we're all miserable
I'm sure we are taking great comfort from this
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:15, archived)

not bad although I do need a wee

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:15, archived)

Could be a sign you have cancer of the wang
:/
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:16, archived)

I've got a spare one you can have

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:21, archived)

it's ok now, I've had a wee and made a cup of tea

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:36, archived)

the morning was damp and chilly so I thought I'd finally get some respite from the 30+ degree temps
But no, the fucking sun came out and turned all the rain into a humid fug so my fingers are pruning up at my desk like I'm typing in a tropical rainforest. Fuck this fucking shit.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:20, archived)

Was supposed to be going to an outdoor cinema event, on Saturday, but the forecast is for more rain.
Shitty summer, this is.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:34, archived)

Terrible isn't it , I want sunshine

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mongychops, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:36, archived)

I went to the pub last night and forgot there was a quiz so had to partake in a quiz I didn't really want to do.
Half way through a middle-aged pissed mental came in and started trying to talk to everyone about his 'depression' and possible drink problem.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:29, archived)

Well thankfully things haven't got any worse since the weekend. They're just staying at the same constant level of dreadful.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:32, archived)

can't you slip something into your wife's food so that she miscarries?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:33, archived)

I think she's on the verge of slipping something into her own food and then throwing herself down the stairs for good measure.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:34, archived)

Ooh, this is just like Midsomer Murders!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:37, archived)

thalidomide is apparently very good for relieving morning sickness

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:39, archived)

He should give her Ephemeral. Then he could end up with a Scanner.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:52, archived)

A patient just came in and told me she doesn't like my beard because it makes me look older and then said my consulting room was messy :(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:16, archived)

Was it your mum?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:18, archived)

it's probably time to accept the reality that you're not actually a GP
and that offering advice to the other tramps squatting under your derelict railway bridge doesn't count as "running a surgery".
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:05, archived)

I just bit my tongue

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:56, archived)

gutted I missed this:
pbs.twimg.com/media/DFU1W_3XYAQA-rk.jpg:large
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$$ ✅, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 10:58, archived)

don't worry m8
You can just look in the mirror if you ever want to see a proper joey
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:06, archived)

hopefully they pelted him with stones as soon as he got on stage until every bone in his body was fractured

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:29, archived)

Briefly had an argument with someone who claimed there was PROOF that McDonalds use human meat in their food
And backed it up with clickbait agenda fuelled articles, before I remembered the saying about never getting into an argument with an idiot, so that was a bit entertaining
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:24, archived)

i love a good egg mcmuffin me

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:30, archived)

i mean, i don't
but i did enjoy the video that shows how they make the eggs for it
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:31, archived)

Seen these?
static.neatorama.com/images/uploads/2007/07/400_sausegges.jpg
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:52, archived)

brb, ordering 100 rolls of egg

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:18, archived)

~~, ordering 100 ro~~ sme
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:27, archived)

I'm seldom out the gaff and near a mcdonalds before 10:30.
But recently kipped at a mates and got a couple of egg mcmuffins and a chocolate shake to shift my hangover and it was almost a religious experience.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:36, archived)

i've had too much coffee and i'm a bit jittery

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:32, archived)

i had an americano from the machine but it didn't fill the cup so i topped it up with filter coffee

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:33, archived)

We're moving to an office without a machine and are going to be supplied with a drum of kenco instead.
I've bought an aeropress.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:36, archived)

you're fucking with forces you don't fully understand
just be careful
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$$ ✅, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:39, archived)

i'm going to drink enough to see through time

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:46, archived)

When I got my own filter machine, I never really learned to half fill it, and so would invariably known back 8 cups in an afternoon, and then feel sick.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:40, archived)

I used a big moka pot to make a mugful of espresso.
That was a wild ride.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:53, archived)

I love my mokka pot.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:59, archived)

They're nice contraptions.
But I don't like americano and usually want something a bit longer than espresso to nurse.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:02, archived)

Black americano is my default coffee,
but I'm quite fond of making flavored iced lattes, like some sort of ponce.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:13, archived)

Sorry to get all shambles but americano isn't very good.
It's just all watery and shit, drip or cafetiere's make nicer long coffee imo.

I used to like iced latte's but now I'm all about the lassi. Green tea and lemon is PENG.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:16, archived)

What constitutes a lassi?
I like a nice mango lassi but I thought it was just mango pulp and yoghurt. The idea of drowning green tea in yoghurt sounds proper rank.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:21, archived)

I think it's a lassi if it's cold and mostly yogurt and milk. The rest's just flavoring.
There's a special tea they use for it, matcha green tea or something, it's really very nice.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:25, archived)

's cold and mostly yogurt and milk. The rest's just flavoring.
There's a special tea they use for it, matcha green tea or something, it's really very nice treks over many miles to be reunited with the boy she loves
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:35, archived)

Please don't try to bring humour to the forum

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mongychops, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:40, archived)

sorry I meant to mock him for his choice of lassi because the artisan one I get is much better

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:48, archived)

I find my americanos are preferable to what used to come out of my filter machine,
not to mention that having the mokka on the stove is a lot less hassle than dragging the filter machine down from whichever high shelf I've hidden it on (it only comes out when I've got family down for Christmas, when the demand for coffee makes it the more practical option). My americanos have a fairly high radio of espresso to water, too.

I've never tried a lassi, but then I'm allergic to long haired dogs.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:24, archived)

all this talk of coffee prompted me to make another cup of coffee
but I used the vanilla one this time because it's probably cheap shit beans that don't have much caffeine in them
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:07, archived)

these are cool *contains watches
werenbach.ch/earth-collection/
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mongychops, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 11:43, archived)

yeah that is kind of cool

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:34, archived)

Leeds market taking the 'ronseal' approach to butchery.
pbs.twimg.com/media/DGOwRSUXoAE5TpO.jpg
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:00, archived)

can't tell if that's a bargain or a command

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:08, archived)

I don't think this is halal.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:18, archived)

why aren't they using the metric system?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:24, archived)

cos 5.70 per kilo doesn't seem like such a bargain

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:25, archived)

I like how you've seemingly gone to the effort of converting that properly rather than saying 'a kilo is about 2lb' and simply doubling it.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:27, archived)

I constantly have to switch between unit types and currencies all day long
it's just force of habit nowadays.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:29, archived)

Worked a European oil company with holdings in the UK and US as well.
That had some really odd harmonised measurements in places.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:36, archived)

I used to edit commodity stories for a newswire
so many different sized fucking bushels.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:56, archived)

Taking back control.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:26, archived)

I'll DM the local trading standards
and get them shut down
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$$ ✅, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 12:44, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 7:31, archived)

Dick milk

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Aug 2017, 7:46, archived)

full fat, no doubt

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 7:48, archived)

oh, some pricks been upvoting old content to the popular page
what sad twat goes back and rereads all this shit we type?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 7:46, archived)

That's a fucking stupid thing to do.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Aug 2017, 7:50, archived)

Hi m8

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 7:48, archived)

alright dozer
your name always reminds me of the little green blokes in The Fraggles
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 7:49, archived)

Bit gay

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 8:08, archived)

morning all

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 7:48, archived)

ello ello ello

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 7:49, archived)

ello-hay

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 7:48, archived)

poor schizophrenic horse, talking to his breakfast again :(

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 7:50, archived)

"noncommittal grunt*

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 8:21, archived)

this is an improvement on your usual output

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 8:24, archived)

good morning one and all

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 8:26, archived)

alright tangled

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 8:36, archived)

I'm totally kid-free until tomorrow afternoon
gonna go out and get pissed straight from work to celebrate
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 8:44, archived)

shit flake

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 8:38, archived)

a bar of dairymilk is basically a shit Flake

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 8:45, archived)

*parp*

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broadsword w⚓, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 8:57, archived)

what's the difference between a parp and a guff?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 9:04, archived)

I'd say a parp is more playful

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broadsword w⚓, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 9:46, archived)

They see him rolling, they hating
www.facebook.com/1252769878167443/videos/1270093279768436/
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mongychops, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 9:25, archived)

It's nice to see humpty dumpty got his life back together again

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 9:30, archived)

Dunno what they expected all the king's horses to do for him anyway

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mongychops, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 9:33, archived)

boil them down to glue

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 3 Aug 2017, 9:51, archived)

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 15:04, archived)

#infest

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 15:05, archived)

bit gender specific

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 15:07, archived)

I'm putting the 'miss' into misogyny

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 15:16, archived)

Let's not fight eh?
check out the hilarious name of this new project?

What do you find childishly hilarious?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:32, archived)

it was a toss up between that and 'penetrated bumhole'

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:36, archived)

The villages and towns of West Oxfordshire are mere gobbits of sperm on the breasts of the city.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:39, archived)

so did God manage to jerk his cock like casting a fishing rod at the moment of climax
so that his spunk spattered in a charming ring around Oxford, or did he call in some mates to do a proper bukkake on that market town slut?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:42, archived)

I'll pray on it, see what he says.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:43, archived)

the volkswagen-audi-skoda-seat group are called VAG
and many of them use wheel bearings by FAG.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:36, archived)

I don't see anything funny there.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:39, archived)

that's why everyone calls you a funsponge m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:41, archived)

Oh dear.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:38, archived)

It's the sort of thing local government should be proud of.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:40, archived)

The project must have required the whole team to come together.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:41, archived)

you probably already know, but that new episode of rick and morty is on netfix, watched it at the weekend

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:23, archived)

Those very rare occasions
When someone does a massive sneeze and accidentally twats their head.
That and squeaky farts.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:39, archived)

Farts require timing to be genuinely funny, but can be hilarious.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:43, archived)

Especially the squeaky ones

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:46, archived)

£950 a month to rent a room with a shit adult bunkbed in it.
www.vice.com/en_uk/article/j5qy9d/london-rental-opportunity-of-the-week-an-adult-bunk-bed-in-hackney
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:45, archived)

fucking hell

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:47, archived)

seems cheap, what's the catch?

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:50, archived)

tannelised wood around the futon

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:51, archived)

Good job it's not your brother's gaff, it'd still be soggy.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:01, archived)

I expect that wood was all ground up to chips and glued into boards
then cut up to make the sort of miserably generic flat pack furniture that all rental accommodation is made of.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:22, archived)

Not round here they're not.
We've got a BHF that specialises in furniture and electrics.

I heard somewhere that you need a recent giro to buy the white goods because they were sick of scumlords buying them all up and depriving the actual needy.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:28, archived)

what's a BHF?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:31, archived)

British Heart Foundation.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:32, archived)

oh right
the scam here was Poles dropping off bin liners at UK houses with "donate your unwanted clothes", which would then end up here in our "used clothes by weight" stores which aren't affiliated to any charity whatsoever. Just a way of preying on British charitable behaviour for an easy profit.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:42, archived)

At my old gaff you'd often see a pair of Roma women stood in those clothes bins raking through them for things to weigh in.
One time they were steadfastly ignoring a 'city warden' who was trying to get them to stop.

There's a couple of those weigh-in places here, but they don't even pretend to be part of a charity.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:48, archived)

nothing, what's a BHF with you?
ajajaja
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:51, archived)

lol, good one Timon!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:56, archived)

good one golby

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:51, archived)

Looks alright

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:51, archived)

If nothing else, that series ensures that I remember how lucky I am to own my own home.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:52, archived)

The one that's tiled on the floor and walls is disturbing.
www.vice.com/en_uk/article/vd8yzj/london-rental-opportunity-of-the-week-a-kind-of-wipe-down-tiled-hellscape-in-walthamstow
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:01, archived)

Somehow more chilling than the house full of horror memorabilia.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:05, archived)

this is grim and all.
www.vice.com/en_uk/article/gq9wjj/london-rental-opportunity-of-the-week-a-75-million-birmingham-mega-brothel
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:10, archived)

top kek
(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:56, archived)

I just want people to watch this.
thumbs.gfycat.com/UncommonRelieved.no.Fishing.no.cats-size_restricted.gif
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:54, archived)

that url is misleading , no fishing or cats

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:55, archived)

Hang on

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:56, archived)

dunno why you like cats, they're a fish's natural enemy

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:35, archived)

I think fishing cats are quite rare, I saw on in a zoo once , didn't see what bivvy it had

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:43, archived)

their lack of thumbs probably gives them a hard time using the reel.

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:49, archived)

the google image search for cat in bivvy is very disappointing

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:53, archived)

best i could find
www.fish-on-friday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/19601_934517543237924_1749030789431058769_n.jpg
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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:58, archived)

haha, aww

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 14:32, archived)

My manager ringing up a client and pissing himself asking to be put through to Weldon Wang. Then hanging up.
Hopefully they don't have caller display or the next call to them is going to be awkward.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:14, archived)

I am Weldon Wang AMA!

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:38, archived)

Would you mind if we emailed you instead?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:55, archived)

yes, that would be great

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 14:05, archived)

Is your nickname the Wangster?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:56, archived)

wangy to my mates

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 14:05, archived)

do you know anywhere I can get a decent cuppa?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 14:17, archived)

Ball Hill Diner

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 14:18, archived)

cheers

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 14:26, archived)

i wonder if these would turn up, and not smashed, i like them
www.aliexpress.com/item/1-Pc-Six-Color-Mixed-Ice-Crackle-Porcelain-Tea-Cup-With-Fish-Pattern-Ceramic-Tea-Cup/32615070638.html
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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 14:55, archived)

30ml isn't a lot of tea

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 15:07, archived)

i'm more in it for the fish

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 15:07, archived)

That tea thread went a bit negative vibes eh

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:30, archived)

Builders' tea, eh? Bet you could drink a cup whilst parking the van.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:30, archived)

Not in my van, fuck off

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:34, archived)

is this some gay sex thing?

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:34, archived)

I don't drink tea
or rather, I don't drink the fucking awful stuff that counts for tea in the UK.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:35, archived)

No wonder you got deported to Poland.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:37, archived)

voluntary exile m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:48, archived)

obvious trolling

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:41, archived)

it's troo m8
son of a builder, yet I can't stomach a brew. The taste is just all wrong.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:46, archived)

'the' taste?
there's like 40,000 varieties of tea and... oh fuck this and fuck you
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:52, archived)

you chose to respond, you wound yourself up

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:57, archived)

yeah, that's how this works

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:59, archived)

you've decided to get all upset m8
if someone said they didn't like the taste of cigarettes or whisky or fish would you get as worked up?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:01, archived)

i don't eat fish

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:06, archived)

they'd gobble you up in a heartbeat

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:09, archived)

I probably taste like chicken

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:28, archived)

i would get as worked up, yes. i.e. 'not very'
i'm just weary. it sometimes feels like this place has a groundhog day thing going on. you're ned ryerson
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:09, archived)

we've had this tea argument loads of times, grrry doesn't like it and somebody always goes on about there being loads of different teas, its depressing

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:12, archived)

really? huh
i thought i had all the circular arguments on here memorised but this one must have slipped through the net
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:13, archived)

yep, looks like it last happened in may

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:15, archived)

that was a spanishfly thread though, so nobody cared

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:24, archived)

we should do the you can't buy vodka anywhere outside of eastern europe one again

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:15, archived)

i'm going to cook a nice slow beef curry today with the sirloin steak i got from the farmers market

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:16, archived)

lol
I love a trip down the /talk memory hole.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:19, archived)

was it bou who was taking some oxygenating snake oil to make all the electrons fall off her cancer?
that was a good one
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:24, archived)

Search me, most of the good threads happened when I wasn't looking.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:36, archived)

that's no coincidence m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:37, archived)

Shut up, manolith.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:38, archived)

I apologise for being rude to you
and I will try my best to make sure I never harsh your /talk buzz again
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:41, archived)

post another frinkiak link, that'll cheer you up
it's not crushingly repetitive in the slightest
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:13, archived)

is it ok if i call you upset and worked up now?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:16, archived)

you can call me what you like, it's never stopped you before

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:17, archived)

yeah that's the real problem with the uk, limited supply and complete lack of retail choices

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:42, archived)

Bet he drinks Typhoo.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:43, archived)

so as a tea drinker
what's the difference between typhoo and pg tips and Yorkshire tea and that? Can you describe it like Jilly Goolden would?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:26, archived)

Yorkshire Tea is nice, PG Tips is alright. Typhoo is just brown water.
Something something malty something something tannin something something.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:29, archived)

you haven't helped in any sense whatsoever

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:32, archived)

Russian Caravan tea is rather enjoyable.
Gives you a feel of being in a gyppos horse driven carriage with a smoking roof.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:15, archived)

Patricia Routledge was the first woman to spit on a cock to make it hard. That cock belonged to Sidney Poitier.

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:40, archived)

#factoids

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:41, archived)

Worms have no word for spaghetti

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:46, archived)

which makes translating eminem's body of work into their language particularly difficult

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:54, archived)

#wakkitoids

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:47, archived)

TIL that the chipmunks recorded an astonishing 54 albums
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_and_the_Chipmunks_discography

what did YL, T?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:41, archived)

DLT
doing a DDT
on YM
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:42, archived)

over 640 million people in india don't have a toilet

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:47, archived)

where do they go to do a bit of sniff?

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:48, archived)

Behind the bin shed off the back of a shed seven CD jewel case

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:52, archived)

when i was in school; we had to make a clock in technology class
my friend dave c made a shed seven clock because he was 'their biggest fan'
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:54, archived)

did it have any other numbers on it?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:58, archived)

no, actually. but the 7 was in the wrong place

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:01, archived)

I hope it was in the 12 position
and when both hands reached the top, some doors opened and a little Rick Witter popped out on a spring.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:02, archived)

i didn't know you were a clock maker, what movement did you put inside, what was the power reserve between windings

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:58, archived)

it looked a lot like this, if it helps
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTAwWDUwMA==/z/gdIAAOxy0x1TVi8G/$_3.JPG?set_id=2

only mine was on a snooker table
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:00, archived)

+Does your chewing gum lose its flavour

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 13:08, archived)

that's what puts me off going

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:52, archived)

Today we've used up all the resources that the earth naturally replenishes in a year
so we've got five more months to live on tick
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:49, archived)

off the back of this
I have LT that the same group of musicians played on the 2nd Alvin and the Chipmunks album that played on Frank Zappa's Lumpy Gravy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:56, archived)

Fuck off mate. It's a nice day. Wind it up.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:50, archived)

Tea is up there with gin on the broadsword list of shit drinks

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:52, archived)

gin, yes
tea, no
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:54, archived)

but there are like 40,00 types of gin m8
fuck that and fuck you
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 11:59, archived)

yet I quite enjoy drinking both
what a world eh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:03, archived)

you dirty fucking cunt

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:05, archived)

o a
+water
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:15, archived)

it's alright
www.ableforths.com/bathtub-gin/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 12:40, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:14, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:31, archived)

late reply

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:29, archived)

morning

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:46, archived)

del-AIDS

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:30, archived)

Morning.
By being a spastic I seem to have managed to order the same record from discogs twice.
Anybody want a copy of Le Tigre's millennium busting record Feminist Sweepstake?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:48, archived)

I've already got two
one for scratching of course.
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$$ ✅, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:53, archived)

It's got some excellent break beats for my late night set at The Grind club.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:57, archived)

I did that the other week with a record by SCSI-9

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:55, archived)

Please don't reply to me.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:56, archived)

You big ginger spastic!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:58, archived)

Should probably have moved on to USB, by now.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:59, archived)

moving from parallel to serial bus is a shit idea

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:02, archived)

lol, nerd

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:36, archived)

it's your fault I'm late

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:30, archived)

RiP

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:42, archived)

lol lesbians

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:33, archived)

Woah. What. I wouldn't have bought had I known.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:43, archived)

has it got deceptacon on it?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:48, archived)

I don't know what you're asking.
The records have not been delivered yet.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:56, archived)

I checked, it hasn't
or the other one I know by them
I think you bought the wrong record
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:08, archived)

I'm confused

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:11, archived)

I quite liked Bikini Kill

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:17, archived)

Monringo

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:50, archived)

manana attitute to responding today

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:30, archived)

Morning

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:52, archived)

we tried to respond but you were out, here's a card

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:30, archived)

Morning.
Went to bed early, last night, and am feeling all the better for it.
Yay, sleep!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 7:56, archived)

I went to bed at 9.30 last night, then was woken up at midnight and kept awake till now by what sounded like a hurricane ripping through our campsite - half expected that the tent would be somewhere in the Atlantic by now :-(
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C, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:01, archived)

Banshees, m8.
Better move that tent.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:04, archived)

If they were banshees they were bloody wet ones - bastards, and they seem to have sabotaged the campsite tumble drier which just warms up your wet clothes at a cost of 20p for 3 minutes.
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C, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:21, archived)

The mistake you've made is not getting a nice comfy hotel.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:24, archived)

Where's the fun in that?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:28, archived)

I am happy to camp where necessary for a festival or a long bike trip ,
But choosing to sleep in a plastic bag for fun is alien to me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:44, archived)

Maybe not everyone is as rich as you lord windy pig eh

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:51, archived)

A bivvy is part of a wider hobby.
I meant no disrespect.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:56, archived)

A bivvy is not a tent, ffs windy

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mongychops, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:16, archived)

Well, it's almost a tent

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:17, archived)

what about wooden cabins with no running water or toilets or showers and that?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:03, archived)

Sounds alright to me.
Little wood burning stove and some peace and quiet.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:04, archived)

We're staying in a static caravan, instead of a tent, for our holiday, this year,
but I'd quite like to fit in a proper camping trip, at some point (WoWo in Sussex is a family favourite, as they're very accommodating of campfires).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:33, archived)

You sound just like my very irritable wife...
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C, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:38, archived)

She's got a point.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:44, archived)

It wouldn't be a problem if the South West would just have consistent, beautiful weather throughout August.
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C, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:50, archived)

Are you new to England?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:51, archived)

belated reply

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:30, archived)

Thanks for validating my participation in this, the most morningest of morning threads.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:36, archived)

yo ho ho

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:30, archived)

all caught up

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:31, archived)

I didn't even notice you were behind

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:34, archived)

if my tiny peenus were a sword in a Tolkien book
it'd be called Cracktickler
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:37, archived)

img6.dmty.pl//uploads/201011/1288893279_by_msdynamite_600.jpg
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:40, archived)

cheers m8
This was the sunrise at 4am today
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:48, archived)

ooh pretty

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:52, archived)

The big tower on the left
is Zlota 44, and it's blocking my view of the Palace
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 8:58, archived)

looks bent

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:07, archived)

it's all just glorified cabbage storage

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Aug 2017, 9:10, archived)

Alright thread

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:12, archived)

fuck off dozers

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:13, archived)

RUDE

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 17:04, archived)

Alright.
.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:17, archived)

MODS!!!11111!!!11!!!

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:35, archived)

you ain't stealthy m8t

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 18:45, archived)

I'd have gotten away with it,
if it weren't for that meddling mongy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 19:08, archived)

fuck off dozers

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:19, archived)

broado

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 17:04, archived)

I miss Frank

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:54, archived)

He was 50 the other day

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 17:03, archived)

wanky wanky wanky wanky wank

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 17:05, archived)

This site would be dead on its arse without wanky wank wank

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 17:18, archived)

aiiiiiiiit

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 17:13, archived)

Jase

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 17:19, archived)

Not alright.
Just found out my little sister has cancer.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 17:58, archived)

Fingers crossed it's the sort that can be beaten into remission.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 18:27, archived)

I hope so

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 18:42, archived)

she already said
it's a little sister
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 18:56, archived)

Shit news :(
Hope that it is easily treatable, and it fucks right off.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 18:38, archived)

My elder sister and brother have both had it
She's terrified in case the kids find out
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 18:44, archived)

How old are the kids?
Best to try and keep a big lid on it until more is known I suppose.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 18:46, archived)

They're only 9
She's having a second biopsy done Friday. They told her about it but understandably she didn't register anything once she heard the word cancer
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 19:15, archived)

This was a shit alright thread anyway

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 19:03, archived)

Always hard to hear someone has cancer.
Hopefully it's one of the less serious variants and nice and early so your sister can kick it and carry on regardless.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 19:30, archived)

It's weird
Eldest got skin cancer at 40, my brother got colon and liver cancer at 40 and she turned 40 in February
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 19:41, archived)

I'm picking 40 for the bonus ball in the pub this week, and you win 40 quid , every cloud eh

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 19:59, archived)

oh i'm so sorry to hear that smashy :(

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 20:23, archived)

My head's a bit battered
I think it's worse because she's my little sister
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 20:49, archived)

aight (street speak)

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 20:24, archived)

Remember, guys:
Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board. Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:57, archived)

pipe down, sweetheart

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:58, archived)

the things I would do to you
it would break every rule
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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:59, archived)

there's only one lady boarder on here now
and she's too busy to entertain the idea of putting any of the willies here near her orifices. We all know that, she knows that we know that, so it's all just harmless banter and anyone who gets upset is just a tumblrina SJW glitterati cunt. Also, we're all virgins.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:01, archived)

stop appropriating black culture you racist

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:01, archived)

I don't believe in black culture
although there's some nice black kids in my apartment complex now, I think they're staying with their Polish grandparents for the summer or something.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:04, archived)

"tumblrina"?
Fuck off and die, the internet.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:19, archived)

as a gentleman and a master swordsman i would never do any such thing
respecting women is kind of my thing
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:05, archived)

*tips fedora*

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:06, archived)

The mrs has just figured out that the whole of Game of Thrones season plots have been dumped on the internet
And now is panicking she may have ruined the rest of the series after reading lots of fan theory websites over the past 24 hours.

The only way she can know is either reading the leaked stuff, or wait to watch the episodes, yknow like a normal person would.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:07, archived)

*spoiler*
Sir Gawain turns up and kills everyone.
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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:09, archived)

was he the one who knobbed Gueneviere when Arthur wasn't looking?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:10, archived)

wasn't that lances a lot

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:13, archived)

*spoiler*
The dragons bum in front of the Night King and he writes a strongly worded email to Points of View
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:13, archived)

No matter what happens, the tv series is going to ruin the book.
Unless they end differently, in which case I shall complain that the TV series has mucked up the story.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:22, archived)

I highly doubt the books will even be finished
GRRM has been one waffer thin mint away from a heart attack for a while now, and its been 6 years since the last one came out
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:32, archived)

^ I fear this of true.
He already announced that, in the event of his death, the TV series represents the approved ending to the books, which I took to be a tacit admission that he doesn't expect to finish writing it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:35, archived)

it's ok she shouldn't worry because game of thrones is boring and shit

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:24, archived)

chrsit m7+1, how can you get bored of tits and dragons and blood in an endless march of one hour episodes dragged out over a decade?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:27, archived)

twin peaks is my weekly reason to steal programming from sky atlantic at the moment
sunday's episode was good, it was about turnips i think, i dunno
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:29, archived)

twin peaks is objectively better than anything else on tv at the moment

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:43, archived)

Is it?
Might have to give it a watch then. As a philistine who hasn't seen the original run is it worth going back to those first?
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 17:03, archived)

yes

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 17:11, archived)

I've vowed to revist the old ones and FWWM first, but so far haven't watched any.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:13, archived)

i like the idea of all of that except the tits

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:30, archived)

There's some willy, too.
Something for everyone.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:40, archived)

i'm in

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:55, archived)

...Besides, even if you would, he probably wouldn't.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:59, archived)

don't kid yourself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:03, archived)

SHe likes Game of Thrones
I like Westworld, yet somehow we make it work. We agree on Legion though, so phew
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:38, archived)

it's good that you agree legion is shit

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:42, archived)

Nuh uh
It was very good. Then again, I find the Lethal Weapon series quite watchable.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:44, archived)

I liked Westworld.
Especially how as the robots got seemingly more human, most of the humans became increasingly less so.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:15, archived)

The next season is going to be some mind bending shit hopefully
Where people are on the menu.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:39, archived)

There's a theory there's other worlds or saink.
Final series of Halt and Catch Fire in a few weeks and all.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:50, archived)

Haven't watched the series since about season 2 or 3, read the books instead
Have they confirmed or debunked the most famous fan theory in the show yet? R+L=J would be the non spoiler way of putting it
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:34, archived)

Up there me and I'll tell you
Cos I don't understand your word maths
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:39, archived)

And then J+D at then end?
I'll be surprised if it doesn't go that way.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:42, archived)

depends how pissed i was

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:16, archived)

oh

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:19, archived)

I asked her, and she told me to tell you that she would.
Also, she doesn't need you acting like a "white Knight" - she's a strong, independent woman who can take care of herself.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:16, archived)

don't lie

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:19, archived)

Not only would she, but she did. With me.
Also, she lives in Canada and you wouldn't know her.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:24, archived)

she's dead, isn't she?

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:28, archived)

We consummate our love on the astral plane.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:33, archived)

You ever seen there's a reddit thing called "gentleman boners"
Which appears to be photos of women in fancy clothes and lots of weirdos trying to not say "I would" when all they really want is for someone to touch them.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:24, archived)

yeah i had a look at the red pill too

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:25, archived)

You gave your penus a nickname!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:27, archived)

I've pulled a few boners, in my time.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:25, archived)

alright 'CAMRA'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:04, archived)

Alright manolith.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:10, archived)

*gifs*

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:32, archived)

what a bunch of pricks

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:28, archived)

i've got the bumhole pic if you'd rather
imgur.com/a/vLRx2
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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:28, archived)

she looks like shes been crying

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:29, archived)

she's happy here
imgur.com/a/QrCfv
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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:31, archived)

about time

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:34, archived)

I like the fact they called her catpiss neverclean on set because she stinks

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:38, archived)

It's a special kind of stupid that assumes a photo like that won't come back to bite them on the arse.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:44, archived)

i think it was the bumhole and fanny ones she didn't like leaked

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:48, archived)

I look forward to explaining to my kids why it'd be a bad idea to entrust a picture of your fanny to "the cloud".

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:51, archived)

i would think your daughter is already well aware

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:01, archived)

Without context, this sounds worse than it is.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:08, archived)

m8 if you have pictures of her leaking bumhole and fanny please share

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:20, archived)

For diagnostic purposes?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:23, archived)

have a look for yourself
thefappening.wiki/
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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:42, archived)

oh
well my mum says I'm handsome and anyway personality is more important so there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 16:12, archived)

Alright dudes!
Countryfile live is coming to town. I'm looking forward to meeting what's her face. Phwoarrr.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:39, archived)

John Craven?
*oooh candles*
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:41, archived)

Yeah, dreamy.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:44, archived)

Cheers

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:46, archived)

cheers for donating, cheers

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:10, archived)

Cheers

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:27, archived)

Cheers

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:28, archived)

Cheers

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:29, archived)

Cheers

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:39, archived)

cheers

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:56, archived)

Think of the lady boarder WindlePig

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:41, archived)

Phwoarr

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:44, archived)

^ top banter

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:50, archived)

and where are they refiling you?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:43, archived)

Oho gud 1 m8

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:44, archived)

Bullying

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:44, archived)

and still the mods do nothing...

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:51, archived)

i am doing something
it's just that i'm doing it under the desk so nobody can see
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:58, archived)

lol

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:28, archived)

The countryside stinks of shit
Until they sort that out I'm not going back.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:46, archived)

so does the coast, most of the time
nature's fucking awful
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:57, archived)

well gay
count me in
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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:51, archived)

Might be real life cows

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:52, archived)

I hope that Adam chap sticks his hand right up the shit chute

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:53, archived)

Filth.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:54, archived)

I didn't realise it was at Blenheim Palace
might pop over have a nose around and see what's going on
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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:01, archived)

£30! they can go fuck themselves

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:01, archived)

You try and get anywhere near it.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:03, archived)

It's only 28 to hire a boat and fish the lake

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:04, archived)

Is that on top of entry price?
Because that's not cheap.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:15, archived)

Think that's it

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:16, archived)

That's not bad at all then.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:20, archived)

good day out, hard for carp fishing
www.blenheimpalace.com/whats-on/coarse-fishing.html
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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:24, archived)

Get me a signed nude of Ellie, plz

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:01, archived)

I'm not going.
It'll be full of people like 2can.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:04, archived)

Oh they're the worse

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:05, archived)

I hope they moan about how all the hedges and trees have gone
and garden birds are all extinct
and the bees are all dead
and hedgehogs
and some animals that no-one gives a shit about
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:03, archived)

Too many red kites.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:08, archived)

You should build a little hide on wheels so you can get up really close to her

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:06, archived)

I thought your middle class Gloucestershire life style would mean you'd have a ticket so your wife can have a look at the new le creuset stuff
And you can agonise over whether you should start wearing a flat cap and carrying a shooting stick.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:08, archived)

Doubt she'd be interested unless they've got any nice vomit bowls.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:14, archived)

I really want a set of le creuset pans

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:02, archived)

I've got loads.
They look nice, but they're not really any better than the own brand versions from the supermarket.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:04, archived)

I considered some but went with judge stainless in the end. I like them.
They've got strainers in the lids and volume markings on the inside so I don't have to dirty my pyrex jug.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:06, archived)

I googled 'judge stainless' and it just came up with loads of pictures of guns.
Kitchen gun?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:52, archived)

I LOVE YOU, KITCHEN GUN!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:52, archived)

haha
see also; toilet grenade
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:57, archived)

Victorian wanking hut

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:08, archived)

So long as your ankles are covered when you masturbate, that's the important thing.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:11, archived)

#infest

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:12, archived)

like a sea bathing wagon down Margate beach then?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:22, archived)

If you state that it's your primary residence then the police can't touch you, what you do within the privacy of your own home is your business.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:29, archived)

I don't think this is quite how UK law works
if only there was someone around who could clarify
INTERNETLAWYERMAN wiv jade and babby pg xoxox
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:33, archived)

Well if they try to arrest you you just have to knock their hat off and then they can't. Anyway they're not able to cross the threshold unless you invite them in.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:43, archived)

hey doc is it ok to vape weed when you have bronchiectasis?
I mean, it can only help can't it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:22, archived)

Have you got a nebuliser? You could probably put it in that

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:27, archived)

ain't got one

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:37, archived)

Yeah I don't really know m8, don't get asked that one much. Have you tried googling it?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:41, archived)

the nhs really needs to update its guidance, it's all based around smoking not vaping

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:46, archived)

it may well be a plant pokemon but i don't think it will care about you smoking weed

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:31, archived)

'It can affect anyone at any age, but symptoms don't usually develop until middle age' hahahaha you old cunt

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:33, archived)

the first bit you rotten bully

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:38, archived)

This thread makes no sense to me, whatsoever.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:15, archived)

What specifically are you struggling with?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:16, archived)

The words being in the correct order for a start

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:19, archived)

I have to read the entire board out load and convert it to Yoda speak before I can join in.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:20, archived)

'out load'
you spasticunt
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:52, archived)

lol, portmanteaux swearing

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:01, archived)

John Craven's Countryfile being sexually arousing.
I've always viewed him as more of a grandfatherly figure.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:19, archived)

We're talking about Anita Rano

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:21, archived)

Anita Rani was on Strictly, at some point.
Most people on there are in my "I don't know why they're a celebrity" category, and she's no exception.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:41, archived)

She's the host of countryfile. Can you not read?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:41, archived)

She does some consumer affairs stuff on something with that Dom Littlewood plank as well.
I like her.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:49, archived)

gone
www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/takeaway-your-sign1/
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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:54, archived)

it will live on in my memories :/

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:23, archived)

good
I'd chuck a brick through it if I had to live near that light pollution
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:41, archived)

Well, yes, since I've googled her, I now know that.
Countryfile isn't really within my viewing habits, to be honest.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:00, archived)

yet you listen to the Archers

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:06, archived)

I enjoyed the car chases from such films as Bullit, The French Connection and Ronin,
but watching actual motor racing leaves me cold.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:49, archived)

You'd think the beeb would be playing it safe by now and scrapping anything featuring older men and ending in 'file'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:22, archived)

ellie <3
pbs.twimg.com/media/BZ1IuG1CEAA4BWr.jpg
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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:22, archived)

waterboarding a bat, what a bitch :(

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:24, archived)

Never mind that, why has she jammed a tiny ice cream cone into its mouth

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:26, archived)

She looks like she'd still get ID'd in the pub.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:31, archived)

she's 3 year younger than me

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:35, archived)

Got a couple of months on me, but my boyish good looks are long gone.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:38, archived)

n
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:58, archived)

Hey, grandfathers can be sexy

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:31, archived)

They start to lose their looks at 28, though

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:35, archived)

look 0p, right up your street
www.ottega.co.uk/collections/watches/products/the-st-moritz
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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:58, archived)

I'm getting one

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:06, archived)

mental
loads of stuff at 0p
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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:07, archived)

most of it looks shit though

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:08, archived)

8 quid shipping explained
www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/5etc7c/can_anyone_tell_me_if_this_site_or_one_big_scam/
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:17, archived)

more
www.ommicron.com/collections/mens-watches
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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:10, archived)

I see
wholesale from China
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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:11, archived)

oh yeah they are all shit

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 14:19, archived)

antiques roadshow is coming to cardiff soon
might try and get some tat from the attic valued
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 15:03, archived)

Lunchy-wunchy nom noms thread

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:36, archived)

I meant to tell you and Richard McBeef to check out the new Dj Rap release.
It's captivatingly awful. Like a pastiche of several bad songs.

djrap.com/detonate-music-video-1
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:40, archived)

You need to have a listen to that fabriclive mix that Special Request did, it is right up yr street.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:51, archived)

will do.
I didn't realise 1xtra were doing a big garage weekend last week until it was over so I've got some things on the iplayer I need to check out.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 13:34, archived)

Brunswick stew for lunch
Traditionally made with grey squirrel but I've plumped for chicken instead
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:43, archived)

eat shit

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:50, archived)

Elevenses thread
I've probably got 4 whole days to myself coming up soon. No work, no wife, no kids, no responsibilities. Might have a pint and a kebab.

How would you spend 96 hours on your own?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:41, archived)

Naked beatboxing
Or, I dunno, probably #420blayzit and play games. Apart from the dog I do this regularly anyway because most of my mates are boring cunts or reclusives
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:44, archived)

Depends on the weather.
Probably go somewhere nice for the day, get a bit lashed, kip in a hotel or camp or whatever then come back for a day beatboxing in the nude at home.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:45, archived)

One of the days is a national holiday
I'm tempted to brave the crowds and go and see the military parade downtown with all the missile launchers and shit.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:46, archived)

Add your own "missile" to the parade.
I'm sure the Polish authorities will welcome such a display of solidarity from their allies in the UK.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:48, archived)

Nah, wank it.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:53, archived)

What, the whole crowd?
The poor lad will get RSI.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:56, archived)

Why would he want to wank someone else's penus

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:15, archived)

anhydrobiosis

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:47, archived)

you're more gummy bear than water bear m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:49, archived)

I'm more of a bdelloid

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:54, archived)

d
oi en
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:59, archived)

^the official name for nude beatboxing

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:51, archived)

explore the upper reaches of the amazon hoping to find a unknown tribe and teach them how to beatbox, they are already nude, dirty sods

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:48, archived)

they're so primitive they don't even know what an 808 clap sounds like

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:49, archived)

go buy one of these and tell me if it's nice, it looks a right treat
mcdonalds.pl/oferta/sniadania/kajzerka-pszenna-podwojna-wieprzowa-deluxe
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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:51, archived)

just looks like a ham sandwich to me
I had a Maestro Fresh Deluxe last time I was there, just tasted like a whopper.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:01, archived)

the translation says it has lobster in it, bit fancy
The freshness of the taste is given by delicate lobster, sweet raspberry tomato, fresh crunchy cucumber and red onion.
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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:07, archived)

lollerific
that's corn salad/lamb's lettuce. It's like baby baby baby spinach.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:10, archived)

oh i wondered what this was going on about
corn-

Never green enough Slightly peanut flavor pea adds a composition of notes that you will remember for a long time.
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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:12, archived)

Do they do a bigger one called a 'montego'?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:13, archived)

You've combined car chat with food chat.
mongy must be thrilled.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:39, archived)

Waste it in style

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:49, archived)

you've got no style m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:05, archived)

My bumbag begs to differ

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:05, archived)

playing videogames while beatboxing
in the nude
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:50, archived)

do you beatbox all the in-game sounds?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:05, archived)

sometimes yeah. it's basically this but with groin thrusts
youtu.be/9r01cpNx2vk?t=12s
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:08, archived)

8-bitboxing

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:12, archived)

I rather enjoy my own company, but am not particularly self motivated,
so would probably just idle the time away, with a crushing feeling of regret at the end for all that I might have achieved otherwise.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:50, archived)

that's what I'm worried about
I have a Lego video to finish and that'll be the end of the series for a while, but I just don't know if I can be arsed.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:57, archived)

Are you going to end the series on a nailbiting cliffhanger?
Or just do a doctor who and come back as a woman for the next one
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:06, archived)

I'm just going to trail off and leave all my Indian and German fans hanging in the comments

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:12, archived)

allude to killing off a main character , maybe a silhouette of a lego man laying face down in a ditch

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:14, archived)

ytcropper.com/cropped/PT5980565750911
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:22, archived)

Is he going to get super powers ?

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:25, archived)

Actually he got sold to some kid in Malaysia

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:28, archived)

Shame, I was looking forward to hearing the female version of your arduino lego train video voice.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:18, archived)

my wife does all the female voices

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:23, archived)

"my wife"
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:47, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/4062556
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:04, archived)

y'know since I stopped smoking I've really been at a loose end
I'd probably just log on to b3ta dot com forward slash talk and keep hitting refresh and then maybe have a little cry
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:23, archived)

but that's my day job :(

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:25, archived)

Oh here he goes again. Banging on about quitting. We've all been there mate.
We've heard it mate. No one cares.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:27, archived)

this sort of bullying makes me want to start again

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:33, archived)

don't be glum it's Yorkshire Day!

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:37, archived)

Warsaw Uprising Day m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:38, archived)

‘appen as not an maybe

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:56, archived)

typical
when's hampshire day is what i'm asking
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:01, archived)

tweet richard herring

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 12:04, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:10, archived)

morning
Sasha on the stereo here.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:28, archived)

dunno who that is
but my aunt had a Dulux dog called sasha, so I'll presume it's a paint advert.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:34, archived)

Ok cool

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:35, archived)

yeah you do
youtu.be/D-aWvyhPTuQ
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:52, archived)

Dreamy

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:27, archived)

alright

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:35, archived)

too fucking hot, I can't cope

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:45, archived)

I'll trade
It's pissing it down here
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:46, archived)

Highs of 21 here, shit summer

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:51, archived)

expecting 35 degrees here, in the concrete jungle, I'm toast

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:07, archived)

It surprises me Brits going carp fishing in poland never took off like in france

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:43, archived)

shit infrastructure, hostile locals, inpenetrable language barrier, lack of amenities
When you step out of the cities, countryside Poland is like a timewarp back to the 70s. A pound a pint doesn't compensate for glossy toilet paper.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:46, archived)

there were a few horror stories 10 odd years ago of people getting robbed on public lakes, but i'm surprised an enterprising farmer with a private lake aint nicking 800euros a week to let some nob bivvy up

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:48, archived)

it'll get there
loads of agrotourism popping up, but the lakes are still a 4-hour drive from Warsaw airport and there's no trains up that way, so getting there's a pain.

Here's the licencing info if you're interested. 2 quid a day.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:58, archived)

sounds like too much agro

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:05, archived)

No night fishing will put people off

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:25, archived)

and why they are so anti attractants is odd, unless poles were dumping tonnes of stuff in at one point

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:34, archived)

possibly EU rules, it's all
Natura 2000 land round here
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:36, archived)

that's why you need a private lake, i assume these are
www.carpfishingpoland.com/carp-lakes-in-poland/
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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:39, archived)

look at that fat fuck, he's like Miss Piggy's dad

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:47, archived)

you could book a corporate day with him

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:51, archived)

corpulent, more like

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:55, archived)

At least we're not further north, they're getting a wet august

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:42, archived)

As a northener I fail to see how this differs from any other August
or any other month for that matter...
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:25, archived)

mornholes

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:47, archived)

following your advice, I gave up on MGS4
I want a game, not a walk-through movie
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:49, archived)

If you have a PC that can run it, Doom is really good
Barely any cutscenes, loads of shooty bang bang and a really cathartic combat system that encourages experimenting while abandoning all the realism that drags down modern shooters. The soundtrack is great as well
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:01, archived)

Yeah, I just finished it yesterday, had a blast.
Nice departure from modern cover based shooters. Nice to play a game where the cover is "just keep moving"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:06, archived)

Yeah, I'm working through it now, having a great time and I usually don't like FPS games
It feels like the old Doom felt back in the 90s, which is surprising. Did you find any of the classic levels?
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:14, archived)

Yeah, I found a few.
Considering a second play through on a harder difficulty
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:22, archived)

I got the PS3 so I can have a quick blammo while the spawn's having a nap
if I boot up the PC I'll be playing massively involving RPGs or RTSs that suck out days at a time.

Tried Battefield 3 last night; 2gb "update" to download and then it couldn't find any EA servers :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:09, archived)

gt5 was on sale on the ps store

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:24, archived)

^all of this
GTA 5 is great in single player and great online, both as a quick blast and a long gaming session. A lot of the big budget PS3 games are borderline movies, but if you browse the online store there's some great smaller titles there (Hotline Miami is a high recommendation if you haven't played it, great soundtrack and very fun / challenging gameplay)
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:33, archived)

i just played snipperclips at work
all other gaming is moot
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:45, archived)

Yaaayyyy Snipperclips ^_^
I love co-op puzzle games like that, and the art style is charming
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:13, archived)

there were a couple of bits where it didn't feel immediately intuitive and i started to get a bit cheesed off
and each time, i figured it out seconds later. goty.
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:23, archived)

There's a few games on the Switch now that are starting to make me lean towards it, as well as major releases the digital store has a ton of classic arcade games from SNK and the like
Its just a shame Nintendo have to make some utterly retarded decisions. Have you seen the stupid setup you have to have to use voice chat in Splatoon 2?
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:44, archived)

They're releasing an anniversary edition of Night Trap soon I think.
Possibly the strangest creepiest games ever.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:04, archived)

+ the 90s epitomised

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 11:34, archived)

I went to the Monday night bike thing again.
Never again. Then I went for a blast around and some bloke in his garden waved his fist angrily at me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:47, archived)

I've got to go up the post office and find out what's going on with your front forks
bloke reckons he's posted them, but are they here? Are they bollocks.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:50, archived)

I dunno how it works in Poland,
But I had one of those where the bloke hadn't paid the postage and the note telling me to come pick it up and pay hadn't been delivered to me.
No rush on them though, I've got a set that's working alright for the MOT
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:55, archived)

I normally get a note saying it's ready for delivery
but my postie is a lazy cunt who never ever brings the packages, so I have to go to the post office a few times a week to pick up my shit so I'll inquire next time I'm there.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:08, archived)

No worries.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:21, archived)

mornflake

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 7:59, archived)

I don't have milk on my cereals

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:10, archived)

~~cereals~~ tripe and cabbage
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:12, archived)

lolstereotypes

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:17, archived)

probably a bit racist as well, dunno, hopefully

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:23, archived)

in the good old days we could have had a protracted debate about the relative merits of polish and french cuisine

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:13, archived)

French cuisine won't make your furniture sparkle.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:19, archived)

i dunno
snails leave that shiny trail on things
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:50, archived)

Morning.
I'd got a load of paperwork from the life insurance people, last night, but I didn't understand any of it, so I sent it back.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:03, archived)

I'LL DO PAPERWORK WHEN I'M DEAD

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:10, archived)

get your manservant to look it over

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:10, archived)

Silly me for thinking that going through a broker would save me all this bother.
I'll just do it myself, in future.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:02, archived)

paperwork? pfft. it's all snapchat, etc now
get them to tweet it to you 140 characters at a time
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:08, archived)

pinch punch first of the month
and ~~no returns~~
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:45, archived)

oh shit son you went there

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:46, archived)

reporting this threat of violence to the mods

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:50, archived)

they won't do anything

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:55, archived)

if mongy or anyone else incurs any pinch OR punch related injuries, you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the internet law

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:07, archived)

no returns
it says right there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:12, archived)

and here
*points at crotch*
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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:18, archived)

no it doesn't

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:49, archived)

you can't edit $$'s crotch

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:04, archived)

i wouldn't want to, it's perfect

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:11, archived)

I've a done a return in the toilet

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:04, archived)

This is abuse of mod power and it needs to stop.
I'm going to tweet Rob
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:54, archived)

I am confident that he will come straight here and sort this mess out

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:00, archived)

come at me, bro

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:03, archived)

lol, anagram

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:11, archived)

haha, we're all in morning. geddit.

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:05, archived)

Death at a Flebsite
someone here is Peter Dinklage's gay lover
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:12, archived)

hahaha I think so

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:13, archived)

hahaha, i'm losing confidence in this whole thing haha ha

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:46, archived)

The Mooch!
10 days in the roll before being fired.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:16, archived)

should never have employed a heroin dealer anyway
youtu.be/HOoZ6zo8HAQ
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:21, archived)

getting bored of all this trump administration bollocks now

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:35, archived)

It's quite gratifying to see it all playing out as the shit-show that we all knew it would be.
There was a brief moment, post brexit referendum, when it looked like we British wouldn't be able to sneer at our American cousins - the US rose to the challenge, in our hour of need, as they are wont.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:41, archived)

if the press concentrate on the show trump puts on it means the actual function of the government can go on without being highlighted by the press, that is a worry

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mongychops, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:46, archived)

Probably true.
Way to spoil the fun, mongy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:07, archived)

If you are bored, then that means that the US is probably ready to have a revolution.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:44, archived)

it's prolly because I have so much mental domestic politics going on
that foreign stuff is just overload.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:49, archived)

Morning
Gonna go tonto in the Chinese supermarket today. Lots of seafood and veggies. Might even get a crab.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:30, archived)

I heard you already had crabs

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:37, archived)

Lobsters m8

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:16, archived)

chinky clams open up sideways

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:52, archived)

i.imgur.com/4PcG73x.jpg
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 9:55, archived)

mcbeef is more attractive than I assumed.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:14, archived)

bullet bras and high waistlines do wonders for his figure

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 10:26, archived)

We have a winner!
Congratulations manolith!
b3ta.com/talk/8102172

6 weeks with no bin collection, by the way. I'm losing my mind.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 0:16, archived)

reduce reuse recycle

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 0:21, archived)

as you can see, whatever it was you were doing was far too intellectual for the lot of us
you gave manolith the mod bonus, I presume
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 0:26, archived)

Blonde, brunette, redhead

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 0:32, archived)

great does this mean you can fuck off and stop all this now?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Aug 2017, 8:55, archived)

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