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BULLSHIT
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:09, archived)
erb erryday

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:11, archived)
If you point out veiled racism that make you a dailymail reader, hows that for herping and derping

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:15, archived)
explain

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:16, archived)
Facebook innit , full of nobs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:16, archived)
oh, say no more

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:18, archived)
I'm just trolling for lols , got set upon by fanboys

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:21, archived)
You know what, it's "the pelvic thrust" that really drives me insane :(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 18:39, archived)
check 'em

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 19:26, archived)

chec jen
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 20:02, archived)
You and your poo huffing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 20:51, archived)
This lunchtime someone stole my spleen and lung. AMA

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 15:45, archived)
bloody tattoo parlour is shut
what kind of backwards place still has half-day closing on wednesdays?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 16:13, archived)
Oh, I don't know, do I

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:56, archived)
I bet you do

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 10:57, archived)
It's all this and that and the other if you ask me

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:00, archived)
you have to look deep within yourself
there will you find the answer you seek
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:09, archived)
If the answer I seek is to the question "where did I leave my keys",
I don't want the answer to be "deep inside Two Hats".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:14, archived)
it's all a learning curve
and true knowledge comes from within two hats
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:35, archived)
Well if *you* don't know, who does?
Feathers are being ruffled in the world of semi-professional singing again this week. The chairwoman of the choir sent round an e-mail this week setting out all the rehearsal and concert dates from now until the end of the season, and saying that it was IMPERATIVE that EVERY MEMBER be present at EVERY SINGLE REHEARSAL (complete with bold capitals and erry'ting). Saying that she understood that emergencies and overriding obligations were part of life, but that nonetheless absences were INADMISSIBLE.

So I wrote back to her and everyone else, saying that sending that sort of lecturing e-mail to adults was absolutely unacceptable and that we were perfectly capable of appreciating the work done by the conductors and artistic directors even in work or a domestic emergency prevented us from being there at a given date. We don't get paid a red cent for the hours of work we put in learning and performing the music - only the conductors get a stipend, as far as I'm aware - so there's nothing to stop any of us going somewhere else if we're going to get treated like children. I might not even have bitten at all but this is the second time we've received a mail like this in under a year.

Friday's rehearsal is going to be FUN.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:17, archived)
I hope this culminates in you putting vipers in her radiators, or somesuch.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:19, archived)
I'd not heard that euphemism before.
The whole thing's a joke, really. There are supposed to be two chapters of the same choir, based in two different but adjoining towns. My chapter is managed by a young and lovely guy who's full of ideas and absolutely devoted to making the musical project a success. The other chapter's managed by a gaggle of crusty old fossils who wouldn't know what musical oecumenism was if it shat on the bonnet of their car.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:30, archived)
What the fuck word is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:46, archived)
that would be an oecumenical matter

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:47, archived)
I'd never seen it written down before.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:49, archived)
he's being a greek prick with his fancy o at the start

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:52, archived)
I put the 'o' in 'oegamiom'.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:55, archived)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:49, archived)
Y'know, outreach and liaising with other people who are doing the same thing that you are.
We sit next to them for an entire evening about once a month and we sing exactly the same music that they do, but they never make any attempt to socialise with us or give the impression that this is actually one over-arching musical project rather than forty people in a room, each doing their own thing.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:48, archived)
Ecological communism

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:53, archived)
Fucking hell
That person sounds awfully angry. I wonder if her dad constantly promised to be at her school plays, but never turned up.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:27, archived)
That's certainly a plausible theory.
I can't fathom how else she gets so much pleasure out of being a sour old bitch to people.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:32, archived)
to be fair to her dad school plays are on the whole pretty dreadful

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:35, archived)
I played with your dad's hole last christmas
and that was pretty dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:38, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:43, archived)
god I can imagine
what on earth possessed you to do such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:47, archived)
He said "come on! It's CRISSS-MERRRRS!"
The way I saw it, I didn't have any other choice
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:54, archived)
nearly time to get on the b&b's, i can't wait

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:55, archived)
Probably not getting a hard enough dicking

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:46, archived)
Almost definitely not.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:49, archived)
It's alright, I've sorted those lights out.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:47, archived)
so the apple watch is the number one watch in the world? yeah right fuck off steve jobs you fanny, hope you get cancer you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:47, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:50, archived)
I can't wait to pass down my i watch to my grandkids

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:52, archived)
Make sure you hide it up your arse so the Vietnamese don't steal it.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:57, archived)
not sure they'd want a chinese watch

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:59, archived)
Gonz did a live blog on Facebook of the launch.
Shat himself it was so excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:51, archived)
I saw, he's a fanny too

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:51, archived)
I don't think he has a lot else going on

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:55, archived)
Unlike my amazing, exciting, fun-filled life

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:55, archived)
i think he has a dog, although he never mentions it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:56, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 11:59, archived)
*chuckle*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:00, archived)
Really, I thought apple had brushed its existence under the carpet.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:25, archived)
nope, they've even added a red dot on the crown so you can tell which one is more expensive

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:28, archived)
haha
they're very helpful, aren't they
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:05, archived)
No point in mugging someone without the red dot, pikeys

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:11, archived)
My mate had one then stopped using it
I think he wears a fitbit or even his Tag Heuer if he's out on the town
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:57, archived)
the tag smart watches look nicer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:05, archived)
I find tags a bit busy.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:07, archived)
This is a nice piece, still wouldn't buy a tag
www.ablogtowatch.com/tag-heuer-heritage-autavia-calibre-heuer-02-watch-review/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:10, archived)
That looks alright.
Tempted by this:
demandware.edgesuite.net/sits_pod42/dw/image/v2/BBDM_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-timex-master-catalog/default/dw952863f8/images/TW2P85400.png?sw=680&sh=680&sm=fit

Dunno if i've got the wrists for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:13, archived)
it's a standard size, 40mm case

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:17, archived)
I just stuck a ruler on my writst. about 55mm.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 13:23, archived)
U r a fanny m8 lol

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 12:28, archived)
morning

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 6:45, archived)
bit windy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 7:05, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Sep 2017, 7:19, archived)
sorry, you might need a tetanus jab

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 7:41, archived)
Just boarded the train to Firenze

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 7:30, archived)
Morning all

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 7:29, archived)
Ok

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:44, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:46, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:55, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:55, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:33, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:34, archived)
I hate you, but I'm not in hate with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:48, archived)
And that's all I ever wanted x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:55, archived)
I've lost the will to live today.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:14, archived)
Well I'm sorry to hear that
Maybe you'll be in better spirits tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:19, archived)
I hope to be

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:25, archived)
Every time you feel blue, imagine me tripping over and falling face-first into a puddle

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:29, archived)
Ok.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:34, archived)
Don't rush it, it'll start working eventually

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:36, archived)
It's made me more sad

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:54, archived)
Well I'm all out of ideas

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:55, archived)
I know what he needs to do, windy pig needs to look at pictures like this one, that'll cheer him up
i.pinimg.com/736x/f1/6c/6d/f16c6d9a352c35a55aa2ea818285432f.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:45, archived)

or like this one maybe
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:47, archived)
he'll be right as rain in no time

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:47, archived)
the question is
what's so right about rain, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 18:02, archived)
as usual you cut through the chaff with your brain scythe and ask THE pertinent question

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 18:13, archived)
Drunk, this is why I don't go out during the day anymore (without purpose)

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:49, archived)
oh mongy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:55, archived)
I'm a shocker, gonna go home have a nap and ruin my sleep

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:58, archived)
Have some chips or summat

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:59, archived)
I did this on Saturday. It was great tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:04, archived)
Cool

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:55, archived)
NO GAY, MORE LIKE!!!!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:37, archived)
haha, look at you!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 16:46, archived)
best not to, you might turn gay too.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:37, archived)
til Brooklyn

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 20:20, archived)
He's mad as hell!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 17:46, archived)
he's had an oeuf!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 18:08, archived)
so she has no bowel and eats through a tube
but he bought her an egg sarnie that wasn't up to snuff and now she's too upset to eat?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 18:07, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 18:32, archived)

witchy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 23:08, archived)
Gay thread

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:26, archived)
bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:27, archived)
GUIL-TY!!!!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:40, archived)
Chef penises swinging free in the sea breeze thread

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:30, archived)
BBC please!!!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:40, archived)
4 pints in and I'm tipsy, mixing my drinks innit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:35, archived)
Coo ee!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:40, archived)
can you be gay somewhere else please?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:38, archived)
+like IN MY PANTS

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:40, archived)
But it's just so FABULOUS here!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:41, archived)
What about us incels?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:45, archived)
rape your hand

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:46, archived)
lol, rape

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:53, archived)
white rabbit

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:08, archived)
What you get up to with spreadsheets in your own time is your business.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:53, archived)
I learnt a new function, yesterday.
Then I used it to apply some conditional formatting, and felt dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:55, archived)
I can feel my soul leaking out of me when I use excel for more than about 10 minutes at a time.
I do have google sheets for tracking films I should watch, and books I should read though.

Tempted to knock something better up for the films that pulls data in from rotten tomatoes and imdb though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:05, archived)
I've forgotten everything about excel

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:12, archived)
I'm asexual.
A SEXUAL DEVIANT I MEAN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:00, archived)
Ooh, just getting taken up the Guinigi Tower!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:08, archived)
is mrs dozers not very good company on holiday?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:10, archived)
From memory the dozers were all bent

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:38, archived)
still got the trees on top?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:10, archived)
Of course

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:16, archived)
Fucken well queer in here

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:32, archived)
good

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:44, archived)
I didn't complain, did I?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:46, archived)
not yet

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:49, archived)
Look, don't start, alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 15:03, archived)
Soz not feeling all that gay today

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 14:34, archived)
Did you just assume the sexuality of this thread?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 18:38, archived)
Morning.
Good to firm, fair to middlin', honest to goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:09, archived)
Looks a nice day for a trip to the hospital

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:30, archived)
Could you not just snap the finger back into place and tape it up with a couple of lolly sticks?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:42, archived)
It's just a check up apparently

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:01, archived)
Which hospital?
Let me know if they meet the 4 hour target.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:54, archived)
I should hope so we've got an appointment

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:01, archived)
I worked reception at Tunbridge Wells Outpatients as part of my induction.
Reminded me that I hate the public and am much happier being squirreled away in an office.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:04, archived)
people are awful

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 10:29, archived)
Especially ill ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:23, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:41, archived)
Tnglz

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:47, archived)
No offence but I might wait and see if the 9:09 is more popular

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:41, archived)
Are we going to have one thread an hour today then?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:47, archived)
24 of them might be a bit optimistic

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:54, archived)
Couldn't sleep last night
and I feel more hungover than if I'd had a drink. So what I've learned from this, is that I should drink myself to sleep every night. If I'm going to feel like shit in the morning, I might as well have a full night's sleep under my belt.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:46, archived)
That's happened to me in the past.
It's usually to do with the cold.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:51, archived)
So, did Grrrmachine flounce, or what?
Morning, all.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:02, archived)
he's lurking

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:09, archived)
he's dead

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:11, archived)
He's taken a week or two off to fight a balrog.
He'll be back as Grrrmachine the White shortly and start the mother of all morning threads.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:16, archived)
I had a demo copy of Street Fighter II for the Amiga, that would announce Balrog as "Barlog".

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:23, archived)
That'd probably be worth a fair chunk of change by now.
The whole naming convention for that game was full of lolz. Designing a character based on Mike Tyson and having to rename him 'Balrog' for the Western market in case Tyson sued, then just blatantly adding Bruce Lee as a character under a nudge-nudge-wink-wink different name.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:32, archived)
mortal kombat m8

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:39, archived)
This is going to be one of those Beatles v. Stones arguments, isn't it?
I got into MK for a little while but there wasn't enough variety in the characters for me.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:41, archived)
No I mean aren't you referring to this guy
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:49, archived)
I think he is saying that they all look the same to him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:52, archived)
Ah, no m8.
This guy, aka Fei Long in SFIV.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:53, archived)
Fei Long on super street fighter turbo
i.ytimg.com/vi/mVdoty6RsP0/maxresdefault.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:56, archived)
He's been banned for using the word 'nigger' in one of his arduino lego train videos.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 13:35, archived)
Dum diddy dum diddy diddy dum dum
alright
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 9:44, archived)
You are Ken Dodd AICMFP.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 10:02, archived)
I've got my tickle stick out as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 10:19, archived)
cor

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 10:47, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 10:26, archived)
Greetings and ting.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 10:41, archived)
oh!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 10:42, archived)
New thread, please.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 11:28, archived)
morning

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 7:09, archived)
Alright
Pissing it down over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:42, archived)
I'll say one thing in autumn's favour :
In season apples.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:45, archived)
Yes
Parnsips will be good soon, too

#foood
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:52, archived)
you can't beat a good parnsip

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:07, archived)
I like me a nice pumpkin soup

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:30, archived)
i find it very bland and a bit sweet
unless a shitload of black pepper is added
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:46, archived)
nothing works without chili, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:04, archived)
pumpkin and chillies go very well together

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:08, archived)
I think years of pulling the smelly gunk out to carve halloween lanterns has put me off ever trying it.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:47, archived)
I've never done that imported culture bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:04, archived)
They used to use turnips.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:18, archived)
Bet that was hard work.
Me and the kids always enjoy our Halloween carving, ever if our efforts are somewhat simplistic.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:35, archived)
You can do some pretty intricate stuff with a dremel.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:40, archived)
Yeah, I never think of that until it's too late!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:58, archived)
Swedes when I was a kid.
I liked the way the pacifist wankers screamed.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:07, archived)
I'll be honest here, I'm not entirely sure of the difference between swedes and turnips.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:11, archived)
Here's a simple rhyme to help you remember:
This is a turnip, that one's a swede.
One was in ABBA, the other sells weed.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:14, archived)
Ones orange and ones white

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:33, archived)
What about blue swede?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:08, archived)
Don't step on 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 18:13, archived)
That Kate Nash, eh?
Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:58, archived)
no idea

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:04, archived)
Gets her jubblies out in Glow.
Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:33, archived)
I'll be honest, I doubt I'd have made a mental note to check this out if I didn't know you get to see Alison Brie in the nip/

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:24, archived)
Mine are all rotten

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:26, archived)
Likewise.
Nice weather for ducks, etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:46, archived)
Haha, yes
My garden has breathed a sigh of relief!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:52, archived)
9/11

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:51, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 14:53, archived)
you start a thread about rain and it turns into foood, these fat whales baffle me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:17, archived)
food is about the only thing we all have in common

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:18, archived)
it bores me to tears

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:27, archived)
You could probably live on that Huel slop.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:36, archived)
it's stopped now
delete this pls
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:03, archived)
oh yeah
I'll delete it when it's run its course
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:07, archived)
It's raining again
Deletion postponed
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:38, archived)
good

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:05, archived)
It is good

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:29, archived)
it was raining, then it was sunny but now it looks like it might rain again
i just don't know what to wear
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:06, archived)
Just go naked.
It's God's way.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:21, archived)
Poncho, Chanel No.5 and a smile

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:31, archived)
i've been in a t-shirt all day
managed to avoid the rain by being in a shopping arcade
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:07, archived)
Getting wet doesn't bother me
But not being able to get laundy dry does
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:30, archived)
i like getting caught in the rain
you get an odd prickly feeling when you dry off. my rotary dryer is broken, so i'm restricted to indoor drying myself for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:39, archived)
RIP crystal palace

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:17, archived)
I know
First 9/11, now this. What a sad day
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:29, archived)
Fuck em

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:29, archived)
apparently it rained a bit here
I didn't notice though
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:17, archived)
^ Four Weddings and a Funeral.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:21, archived)
Interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:30, archived)
It's raining here too
raining in my heart, that is
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:21, archived)
A myocardial rupture is quite serious.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:26, archived)
^last of the great romantics

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:30, archived)
Alright
A Bangkok chickboy is pissing on me here.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:24, archived)
Braw! Have dicks with that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:28, archived)
I don't believe you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:31, archived)
prove it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:38, archived)
Oh, Hi SickRik!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 11 Sep 2017, 19:57, archived)
Jesus m8, there's thousands of people whose houses don't have roofs any more and you're complaining about a bit of rain? Try to get some perspective yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:30, archived)
Show me ONE person who has a roofless house, and I'll apologise to them

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:32, archived)
They all died

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:04, archived)
Are you bullying mongy again?
Shame on you Hatso, shame on you.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:16, archived)
I've got a bit of a runny bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:30, archived)
I don't believe your bottom has ever run anywhere

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:32, archived)
"I don't have any regrets. I even have a tattoo saying 'no regrets', that's the type of person I am."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-east-wales-41227267
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 16:41, archived)
I'd have enjoyed that story more if he'd been pulled into a turbine
and his remains identified by his crappy tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:01, archived)
You and me both.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:12, archived)
NEWS:
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/movie-star-danny-devito-spotted-on-hayling-island-1-8144364
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:03, archived)
Give him my regards, won't you?
We go way back, but I haven't seen him since I Exec Produced Reality Bites.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:09, archived)
Wank wanky wank wank wanky wank WANK

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:20, archived)
drop a magnum condom in front of him

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:46, archived)
^using the 'SCRAPS' technique.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:54, archived)
Dunno. Only just got up. Ain't looked out the window yet.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 11 Sep 2017, 17:08, archived)
Afternoon thread.
There's going to be a general strike over here tomorrow, because our new president's turning out to be a bit of a cunt. Ever been a militant participant in industrial action, comrade?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:04, archived)
nope, sparky strikes were before my time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:07, archived)
It's all safety matches, these days.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:10, archived)
you've clearly never been to millwall

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:16, archived)
Way back when, I requested a larger monitor, on the grounds that a 15 inch screen was too small for large spreadsheets.
Request was denied, so I refused to do any more work. This lasted for 1 day, before they caved and presented my with a 17 inch screen.

Up the workers, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:10, archived)
Now that's sticking it to the man.
A couple of inches make all the difference, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:11, archived)
A win is a win.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:34, archived)
Lol, dozer's managed to stop chewing the keyboard for long enough to start a thread just to diss me.
Why is he still here again?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:24, archived)
Alright /talk excluding Ragnarok Kebab the weightlifting orchestral choir shirtlifter.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 11:29, archived)
Way to violate this safe space.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:03, archived)
He's opted out of seeing that post, no harm done.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:04, archived)
RIP Al-Mu'tassimu Billahi Muhibbuddin Sultan Abdul Halim Mu'adzam Shah Al-Haj ibni Almarhum Sultan Badlishah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:23, archived)
I liked that Necronomicon what he done

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:26, archived)
I do like a bit of Lovecraft.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:35, archived)

self craft
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:45, archived)

love will
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:51, archived)
I've never been so insulted.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 13:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8112987
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:45, archived)
About time rob considered the feelings of all our African boarders and introduced b3ta.com/pidgin

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:24, archived)
I refuse to recognise Comoros

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:31, archived)
They haev a long neck and make a mess of your pots and pans

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:35, archived)
I've got to go to bloody Swindon in a bit.
I fucking hate swindon.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:31, archived)
sounds great
see you there
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:34, archived)
Lunch at that god awful sports bar by Barclays?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:45, archived)
fuck yeah
my treat
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:48, archived)
Winning

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:51, archived)
Alright cunt.
How is your insecure and terrible home life?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:39, archived)
Spanf

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:46, archived)
Windy. You well my friend?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:51, archived)
It's great thanks, currently enjoying a lovely break in Tuscany.
How are Ben and Noah doing?
(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 12:47, archived)
It's great, being on the internet.
It means you don't have to have a life or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 14:35, archived)
i've got a life
but i prefer to ignore it through the medium of alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:04, archived)
The two aren't mutually exclusive.
Alcohol has been an integral part of making Sunday an enjoyable and worthwhile experience so far.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:13, archived)
alcohol will be an integral part of making tonight more enjoyable
for now, i'm waiting for chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:49, archived)
I'm on a diet
so I'm not allowed to drink :(
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 16:33, archived)
fuck that noise
double vodka and coke is only 112 calories
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 16:38, archived)
i should add that i meant diet coke

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 16:55, archived)
Drinking can actually be a way to LOOSE weight
if you develop chronic pancreatitis
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 18:58, archived)
I for one second that emotion, Being liberal of thought, I enjoy fags with my booze.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 10 Sep 2017, 20:00, archived)
I've been playing board games with the boys.
Rock and roll lifestyle, this is.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:04, archived)
i've been playing zelda all weekend
and moaning about my back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:11, archived)
what kind of board games?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 17:59, archived)
ignoring double deckers: home edition

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 19:17, archived)
as in the bus or the horrible thing to do a toilet?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 19:38, archived)
Poo-poo wey trap woman wen come play love

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 16:13, archived)
easy for you to say!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 16:21, archived)
Alright, Postman Patois.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 16:39, archived)
Alright

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 9:58, archived)
Easy dozers

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 10:17, archived)
Yes mate

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 12:37, archived)

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